anonymous asked:

"You shippers are seriously the dumbest people I have EVER come across" - PREACH! They don't even realize Bitchnee even knows how dumb they are and she loves screwing with them because of that. They're that damn stupid.


I get personally offended when people talk shit about cats, especially when it’s about how cats are never excited when they see their owners after a long time apart
You know, just because they don’t have to bark and jump on you and sometimes pee on the floor it doesn’t mean they’re not happy

Lance headcanon

Okay so we all know that lance loves shakira, especially hips don’t lie
So what if he just starts singing it at random times
They’ll be waiting to get briefed for a mission and allura will come in and he’ll just start yelling
COMO SE LLAMA *runs up to the nearest paladin* SI!
BONITA *falls to his knees and throws out his arms* SI!
*starts rolling his hips around* Shakira Shakira!
The rest of the paladins just kinda groan and ignore him but its kind of entertaining watching him go. allura and coran have no idea whats going on

They’ll be sat at the table eating goo again, kinda bored, and lance will just suddenly stand up and they’re all like??????
And he just yells
COMO SE LLAMA *he puts his hand to his ear. no one joins in so he shrugs and does it himself, unphased* SI!
Bonita *stands on the table* SI!
he yells SHAKIRA SHAKIRA sits back down and carries on with his meal
Everyone has a small smile on their faces after, he counts that as a win

Later that day he’ll be around just pidge and hunk and do it for kicks and they kinda find it funny, so when he pauses for them to do it, they both scream SI and lance almost cries w happiness??? He’s so proud????
Few days later they’re all going on a some small mission checking out this planet for Garla or other life etc, and after a long day lance just kind of looks at everyone being tired and grouchy having found nothing, and when he decides to do it that time, everyone just gives in and goes for it, except keith, who refuses to take part in something so stupid and no Lance it’s not funny 

Like a week later they’re in their lions getting ready to go into a battle and lance just takes his moment to shine and at the top of his lungs in all their coms yells COMO SE LLAMA
everyone screams SI!
then lance yells keiths name and the red padalin just sighs really loudly, pauses, and then mumbles-
Shakira shakira.
And lance practically sCREECHes, they may be going into battle but if keith can sing shakira they can do anything 



#2: when he does random ridiculous dances from time to time

This may be the dumbest thing I’ve ever drawn and animated.

Edit: asdfjklsk over 1600 notes you guys are nuts this is like the stupidest thank you for liking my dumb shit *sob* orz

Fun Game: What’s the dumbest thing you were scared of as a kid?

For me, I think it was being terrified of the vacuum cleaner. The rubber over the power cord had been torn away in one place, leaving the cord partially exposed and I was convinced that any second the vacuum was going to suck up that part of the power cord and explode and kill my entire family. 


Classic trio getting ready to rumble

Lyn’s a tank she carries the team

Hector’s the monster truck

Eliwood’s the baby that’s slowly chugging along

Been playing some old school FE during bio lectures! Exam time was in session, so I thought that would be a great time to draw soe sick bros