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we began to fail at the smaller things.
like the time we went ice skating and realized that the imbalances in our lives weren’t just metaphorical.
you weren’t happy.
and I had given up hope in trying to be your safe place.
so we argued a lot.
mostly about stupid things.
then the importance of the wars we fought against each other only grew more significant in time.
you started lying, unintentionally perhaps, because you didn’t want to hurt me so you never told me about the day you ran into your ex girlfriend and decided to run around the city.
it wouldn’t have meant anything if you had told me.
and you didn’t.
eventually i found out.
and in my attempt to feel less hurt, i fell in love with someone else.
and i am sorry for how long it took for me to say that.
i am sorry for the both of us and how much we failed to realize.
the truth is, we should have known.
because there came a time where you stopped calling and wouldn’t hold your hand.
we overlooked these smaller things because even in the moments we were bad to each other, you wanted it to work as much as i did.
after all, it was you i shared dreams with.
we talked about marrying each other and never waking up beside other people.
eventually we did.
in time we ran out of dreams and the hope we harvested was left out in the rain for too long.
i am sorry that we weren’t kind to each other.
we should have been.
if i could go back in time, i would tell you this:
i may not love you anymore but there was a day where i did. thank you for trying as best as you could to love me in a way i was able to recognize. thank you for loving me in all my crookedness. thank you for being the one to share this with me.
—  @thewordsyouneverunderstood , things I would have said to you
Supercorp and Mistletoe

It’s such a stupid friggin plant.  Lena doesn’t mind it around the office for the employees to enjoy, what gets her is the way so many go out of their way to avoid being near her and the vicinity of the plant.  But she bears it for morale and all that.  

It’s late one night when her phone jolts her awake at her desk when it starts.  It’s Kara

“Did you forget we were having dinner together?” asks Kara over the phone.  

“No!  No, I’m just on my way now” lies Lena as she quickly gathers up her things.  She’s just reached the lobby when she spots Kara making her way towards her with a large carry out bag.  She about to apologize when Kara leans over and kisses the corner of her mouth.  Lena stands there gaping for a second before closing her mouth and raising a perfect eyebrow.  Kara just laughs and points upwards.  

“Mistletoe.”  Lena bows her head and smiles, biting her lip.  Maybe it’s not such a pesky plant after all.  

  • Even: What's wrong
  • Isak: Nothing, it's just adults are boring and I hate them. And I don't want to buy all this stupid, boring, adult stuff and become boring adults.
  • Even: Hey, listen to me. Yes, we're gonna get a dish rack and shower curtains and a cutting board. But if you think for one second I'm not also gonna get that marshmallow shooter so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you're asleep, then you're the dumbest man I know.
  • Isak: You're gonna make me cry.
Honest question -- are the disgruntled C$ fans tweeting IRONICALLY, or are they really this obtuse . . . .

Please note I’m stalking no specific accounts or anything – I obtained EVERY SINGLE ONE of these tweets simply by searching Adam’s Twitter feed. 

You know they like to complain and complain about how any of us who don’t like C$ just need to shut up and deal, stop bitching, stop complaining, stop saying how the show makes no sense and A&E are bad writers?  Please note these are REAL TWEETS … . 

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So there’s THAT.  And then there’s this whole “Ermagod, Regina is SO TOXIC for Emma, why are you PROPPING HER, why are you RUINING EMMA for her?” theme going right here … 

Me after reading those tweets:

But the best – the BEST SHIT RIGHT HERE – has to be this little sequence.  Jennifer Morrison’s silence on this episode is PROOF that she hates it, and she doesn’t want CS fans to watch it … . . 

Yes, this episode was upsetting for JMo – so much so that she declared radio silence on social media.  NOT cause she has a life and was – I don’t know – doing other shit in her REAL LIFE and not flipping out over the lack of screen time for a ship that she’s a self-insert for and stuff … … . 


Feel free to add comments, appropriate gifs, and more hilarious tweet screen caps to this post.  

Me: I’m sorry, but “That character” isn’t one of my favorites. His personality just doesn’t appeal to me personally, though I have friends who love him, so that’s okay.
Part of fandom: Oh my god, how can you not love “That character”?! He’s attractive, has a tragic backstory, and his undivided love for Mc is so cute!
Me: “This character” is my favorite. He’s attractive, has complex motives and a tragic backstory, I also find his relationship with Mc adorable.
Same part of fandom: Lol. You’re so stupid and gullible for falling for a character just because they have a nice face and tragic backstory.
Me: Ah yes, what a novel concept.

anonymous asked:

Sorry if this sounds stupid, but you seem an expert about the classics so I thought I could ask you this.. Why did both Apollo and Artemis had temples dedicated to Daphne? It sounds pretty odd? Wasn't Apollo the one in love with her? Thanks and sorry.

it’s not stupid dear anon! you’ve actually just made a pretty good point! and yes, i happen to know the answer :)

the adjective Δαφναιη, “daphnaie” was in fact an epithet of artemis’ and since the very origin of her cult, even if not many people know this. we can safely affirm the celebrations of the cult of artemis daphnaie were one of the most important among the lacedemonians even before the myth of apollo and the nymph-daphne took place - in fact, it is the latter which is thought to have originated from the first, and not vice versa. there’s even the matter or the actual meaning of Δαφναιη: before meaning “laurel-tree”, its more precise translation was “bloody, bloodthirsty, ruthless”, depicting the warrior-like aspects of artemis’ character.
many experts moreover (i think i recall i read this in one of kerényi’s essays) are persuaded the figure and the myth of daphne the nymph was nothing but an allegory to the difficult relationship and feelings artemis and apollo had for each other - daphne was indeed depicted as an artemis’ doppelgänger, skilled in archery, sworn virgin, beautiful, even with her very same physical traits, an allegory to the one love apollo was never going to have. also, artemis as the goddess of forests, nature and wilderness in general, was anciently believed to inhabit certain trees, one of those being the laurel - a great book about this very topic is the golden branch by james frazer, if you’re interested. one of the first cults of the trees of all europe, if not the very first, was in fact artemis’ one. this finds confirmation even in the actual symbol of the laurel tree; they weren’t just sacred to apollo but to artemis as well and they were very often cultivated in both their sanctuaries as a symbol of power and regality.

Btw...

For anyone who’s giving Dan’s 2-part solo play of Space Quest III a watch or ten, make sure that you also thumb-UP both parts!  Don’t forget, guys, the algorithms on YouTube have changed and they’re looking more at engagement with the video (thumbs up, comments, etc.) now instead of views.  Stupid, I know, but that’s GooTube for ya!

So TL;DR: Make sure to like both parts of the play-through and try to leave at least one comment about how much you loved the play-through (one comment on each part is probably best)!

hawrthiacoopri  asked:

OK literally how the heck is mileven pedophilia..... as long as you're not writing/thinking/drawing about questionable content (which for me and a lot of people includes aged up questionable content because of a lot of reasons too long for an ask character limit, but mostly because it was still inspired by kids) you're fine!!! Kids also have relationships!! They may be stupid and really really short but they still exist!!! I need that person to explain their logic I'm so confused

Pedophilia is literally an adult getting horny over children. Shipping children is not pedophilia. Kids ship themselves with other kids all the time, I did it when I was young. People are so easy to disregard children’s feelings just because of their age. There’s no age limit to love and no matter what age you are you are capable of love. No one is getting hot and bothered when shipping children. They’re thinking ‘aw this is so sweet two children holding hands, look how pure and innocent they are’. Like shipping children and holding onto the innocence is very okay. Anyone sexualising them is wrong, anyone calling the people shipping them 'pedophiles’ is wrong. You’re what’s wrong with people by turning it into something it’s not.

Also don’t call it gross to ship kids. Embracing such a ship is so more pure than a lot of others. It’s pretty far from gross to be proud of these children for just being kids!

anonymous asked:

Darregg because his head is egg-shaped and since her relationship with Darregg has come to the public, Liz has denied 3 rumors about them, and the rumors are super stupid.

I like you. That amuses me.

I am gonna correct you a bit though, her rep has only denied one rumor, it just was stated 3 times because the daily mail wrote three articles (which included the original rumor and denial in the same paragraph) about three different rings.

So, only one rumor was denied by her rep….but mentioned 3 times in 3 ridiculous articles.

I bet we get baby rumors next. Let’s just sped through all these milestones people, let’s go.

anonymous asked:

Alright, I know this ask will get lots of hate by the so-called Louis favorable fandom,but as a Louis' genuine lover, I'll be equally ecstatic even if Louis signs solo deal by syco just same way my reaction will be if he signs by any other major record level. Because hate him or love him,you cant ignore Simon Cowell, he is everything but stupid,he knows how to handle artists & keep them on the top of success..So,keeping my fingers crossed,Lou's pretentious phans can keep on sulking..

I’m. Why did you send this to me? Of all people. Okay. You did so I’m assuming you want my thoughts so here they are.

Like him or hate him no one in this fandom is “ignoring” Simon cowbell. My phone autocorrected his last name and I like it better so it stays. Yeah he’s a savvy businessman, absolutely no one denies that, but he’s also an arse. Yeah pretty much everyone in the industry is, but Simon is a selfish and primarily ONLY self serving arse. He knows what he’s doing but he also in no way protects those under his charge. He would run them into the ground in order to get every last possible penny out of those signed to him. That’s not who you want to be tied to professionally.

They did their time with him. Please, Lord, let that time be up. Notice who LIAM and Niall signed with. Notice how they are NOT connected to him in their solo careers any longer. Why would you, as a supposed supporter of LOUIS, not want the same? He can and will do amazing things but if I were to openly wish for him to go and sell his soul a second time, this time knowingly, to the man who is Simon Cowell I would feel pretty bad. There is a difference between being a business person who does what they need to to be successful and get things done in the most profitable way and working those signed to you like slaves. There can be a balance. There are some who do treat those they work with like human beings. Simon is not one of them and I wouldn’t wish anyone on him. So go ahead and call me a “pretentious phan” or whatever it was you called us, but i will never in a million years wish for Louis to sign with syco for a solo career.

anonymous asked:

I started to look through your blog and I saw your reply to the "What do you think of Women Against Feminism?" the other anon asked. So women that express their free will to have different opinions drive you to drink?

listen, one, there ain’t a thing strong enough to drive me to actual alcoholism, pls learn what a “reaction pic” is okay i don’t have time for this

and two, anti-feminism isn’t an “opinion”. just like racism isn’t an opinion, my sweet summer child, it’s a very harmful thing that supports systematic oppression of an already vulnerable group of people.

By the way….
Just because top is my ultimate bias does NOT mean I’m going to hate on a girl who he may or may not be dating. It’s so stupid. He has a life and deserves to be happy. That’s all I want for him. And you should too.

slumdogchamillionaire  asked:

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door

yo so listen. not too long ago i was in charge of a very large fund raising project at my school and had to have access to all the rooms on one floor so they just gave me a key to the whole building and all the classrooms. When the fund raising day was over i accidentally pocketed the keys bc i also had mine and you know just mixed em up and took them home. The day after i still had them and was joking with my friends that i’d just keep em and be the new hall monitor but yeah whatever at the end of the day i gave them back to the teacher who i got them from and explained and he was chill about it. Well see here is where i start to do dumb shit: Last week some people started to ask me about whether i still had the keys and stuff and my stupid ass was feeling sarcastic so i’d say stuff like “depends on who’s asking” and you know, under normal circumstances people would know i was just kidding but here’s the thing: i get called to the principle’s office during class one day and when i get up to leave i turned to my class and said “Oh well guys. Guess I’ve been caught.” and here’s what i didn’t know: There had apparently been a very large sum of money in one of the classes the day before that was being counted before it was put into the fundraiser account and it was fucking robbed. I was called to the principle’s office bc word around school was that i had keys and now i’m a suspect even though the teacher who i got the keys from has his keys and says he could verify that i returned them. so yeah. what a good way to end the semester. 
Lesson to be learned from this: Don’t actively promote yourself as a suspicious person in case a robbery happens and fingers get pointed at you. :)

katiecat1299  asked:

How about a cold toshinori wanting someone cuddles and snuggles from his warm and soft s/o? Hold the sweet boy pls he's freezing😢❤

Man I have written so many All Might cuddle headcanons I should just make a tag for it

All Might:

  • Just hug him
  • You don’t want to see him pout. It’s not worth it. Just hug him. 
  • If he’s feeling silly he’s gonna say stupid things and act like they’re subtle hints.
  • “I’m so cold. It would be great if I had someone to hold onto right now, ____”
  • Sometimes he’s just gonna go right to it and hug you anyway.
  • Steals you inside his super oversized coat for maximum warmth potential.
  • That smile tho. It’s so pure and happy because he’s a sucker for physical contact.
  • You can bet he’s gonna nuzzle you until your hair is as crazy as his.
  • Cheeks kisses and sharing scarves.
  • He always craves hot chocolate. Not just any though. It has to be the best with cream and marshmallows and chocolate sprinkles. Surprise him with one. He will be forever grateful. 
  • He’s pretty handsy when he cuddles. It’s not a pervy kinda thing more like a he just wants to pinch your cheeks and start a tickle war he knows he’ll win.

anonymous asked:

Hi senpai! I just... I'm kinda new here and I wanted to ask you if isn't a bother, melon and rotten are the same person? Like two souls(? With an only body? Or just like brothers? Or how it works here ;-; maybe is a stupid question, sorry

Rotten and Melon was the same person at first only his emotions where divided so Melon couldn’t use magic unless he went rotten. But since time past Rotten got jealous of Melon having a soul and not him he begged yusebi from @foreverafterall to help him.

He got his own soul and now he is Melon’s younger brother trapped in Melon’s body. So they have two souls now and one body. I hope this make sense and also it’s not a stupid question. Don’t worry about it. I gladly want to answer any questions.

Oh look, more prompts.

Hey guys, send me a few of these with Seb or any of his characters! I’ll work on them over the next few days. c:


1. “I don’t want to stop loving you.”

2.”Shut up and kiss me.”

3. “Please stop being so stubborn and just let me kiss you.”

4. “A blind person could see that you’re in love with me.”

5. “We were just pretending to be lovers, but I’m not pretending anymore.. I need to know if you feel the same way.”

6. “If you cant sleep… we could have sex?”

7. “I said you couldn’t fall in love with me, but I didn’t say I couldn’t fall in love with you.”

8. “I’m so stupid to make the mistake of falling in love with my best friend.”

9. “Promise me you’ll stay.”

10. “I promised myself I wouldn’t let you complete me.”

11. “My life is my own to ruin.”

12. “No emotions. No relationship. Just sex.”

13. “You have no right to fall in love with me.”

14. “You did not just wake me up at 2am just because you’re in the mood… We aren’t even dating.”

15. “Do you ever shut the fuck up?”

16. “I didn’t want it to end, I just thought you’d be better off without me..”

17. “I’ve tried to move on, but no one is you.”

18. “If this is the last time I see you, know that I love you more than anything.”

19. “You hide it in jokes and sarcasm, but I can see how broken you are.”

20. “Just do one last thing: Kiss me.”

21. “Nothing has ever scared me more than being with you.”

22. “Please.. don’t leave.”

23. “I should be the only one making you happy.”

24. “We were never just friends.”

25. “Stop avoiding me!”

26. “That’s all I was to you? A one-night stand?”

27. “Is that my sweater?”

28. “Don’t worry, I’ve got you.”

29. “Please, just one more time, and then I’ll leave you alone forever, if you want.”

30. “Then come over here and make me.”

31. “Are you trying to seduce me?”

32. “I miss you every second of every day.”

33. “I don’t wanna be your secret anymore.”

34. “I’d rather fight with you than make love to anyone else.”

35. “I’m trying to forget you the best I can, but damn it, we belong together.”

36. “You don’t hate me, quit lying to yourself.”

37. “You say I got us into this, but you didn’t stop it from happening, either.”

38. “I always overthink, just let me do something thoughtless for once in my life.”

39. “After everything… I’d still choose you.”

40. “You’re blushing.”