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anonymous asked:

I hope its not bothersome to tell you, but I have been terribly depressed this morning and the only thing keeping me above water has been sending dirty headcanons to this blog

not bothersome at all :’0 remember that you can make it through the days because you are strong, and if sending headcanons to this blog helps then pls continue doing it! because believe it or not you are helping me get through the days too, these asks distract me from doing dumb things to myself, so thank you and i really do hope you feel a lil better soon!

This might be a really dumb idea

but if you’re down, throw a name into my inbox and if I have an OC by that name, I’ll write some stuff about them. ;-;

And if I don’t, I’ll pick one that starts with the same letter? XD

I was tagged by @mooncollector <3

Rules: answer 11 questions, ask 11 questions, tag 11 people.

Questions for me to answer:

What is your guilty pleasure?

Trashy shows like The Kardashians

Which are your favorite scents?

Almost any autumn scent like pumpkin pie, bonfires, apple cider, etc. I also really like rose and tea and the smell of rain.

What’s your favorite fairytale/folklore?

I love Celtic folklore, and if it counts, Greek mythology is a great love of mine.

Name your top 3 songs that make you feel calm and happy!

1965 by Zella Day, the acoustic version of Grand Theft Autumn by Fall Out Boy, and What A Good Boy by Barenaked Ladies.

What’s your favorite tea?

Earl grey.

What makes you laugh?

Silly stuff. My husband and kids. Really dumb jokes.

What’s your favorite crystal?

Moonstone!

Do you prefer hot or cold weather?

Cold, definitely.

If you had a super power, which would it be?

Telekinesis or teleportation.

Do you prefer being by the mountains or being by the sea?

By the sea.

Do you have a creative past-time?

I write, draw, and paint.

Questions from me to you:

  1. Favorite color?
  2. Favorite book?
  3. Do you believe in reincarnation?
  4. What’s something you feel is unique about you?
  5. Favorite holiday?
  6. If you could travel anywhere, where would you go?
  7. If you could go back and give yourself advice as a kid, what would it be?
  8. Describe your dream home.
  9. Have you ever seen a shooting star?
  10. Do you believe in astrology?
  11. What career do you feel would best suit you?

I tag: @homesickforoctober @skogalv @sisterwilderness @wytchinghour @orriculum @star-eaters @moonandtrees @moonstone-mama @houseofoctober @acornfaerie @moody-poet

Changing

Did you really think, after all these years, that you could just waltz back in like nothing happened? Like nothing’s changed? Did you believe that it would give you the same rush and the same satisfaction it did when you were a lonely, messed up teenager?

Babe, that was years ago and you’re no longer a kid. Pick yourself back up and realize it’s not the same. But you already know it never will be. Your hands are brushing along dust and the husk of something that no longer exists. And I know you’re sad, it makes me sad too. But there’s nothing to be done and the sooner you realize that, the sooner you can move on.

But you’re clinging, aren’t you?

As cynical as you say you are, you’re still clinging onto a small sliver of hope that nostalgia hasn’t clouded your memories and your judgment.

We both know it has. So let go and walk away. You can’t go back, maybe you wouldn’t even want to go back. Things change. You’re different these days, I’m different, we all change.

Find a new place to call home because the place you used to find solace in every painfully dark night is gone. If it ever existed at all. I’m sorry, truly. But you’re more resilient than you think and you’ll find a way to keep going. I know you don’t believe that right now so I guess I’ll have to believe hard enough for the both of us.

ok but consider this: destiel pokémon go au
  • dean bumping into cas while walking around the street looking for pokémon
  • dean and cas meeting for the first time at a poké stop and they end up getting along well so they decide to continue looking for pokémon together
  • dean being in team valor and cas in team mystic and cas keeps taking over dean’s gyms and dean is pissed as hell
  • cas using a lure and dean being able to catch a high CP pokémon because of the lure so dean comes up to thank cas personally
  • dean and cas as best friends who are competing against each other to see who can hatch their eggs the fastest (cas winning in the end is technically unfair cause he’s a goddamn runner)
  • sam accidentally hearing dean and cas groaning in the same room and sprinting away because he thought dean and cas were having sex but they actually just got cut off from pokémon go’s server
  • dean and cas as best friends hunting for pokémon together and dean keeps yelling ridiculous poké stop names out loud while cas rolls his eyes affectionately
  • “dean i thought you told me that you were going to actually jog with me for real this time” “no but cas listen there’s a pikachu just right over there
  • dean blushing violently when cas finds out that dean names all of his pokémon after classic rock bands
  • dean as a cop who has to pull cas over for driving too slow and turns out it’s because he was driving while playing pokémon go
  • cas wanting to come into a coffee shop because there’s a pokémon inside and dean is the coffee shop owner who has a “pokémon are for paying customers only” sign on his door
  • cas stubbornly sitting outside the coffee shop and using a lure to attract other trainers who eventually come just to hang around outside of dean’s shop
  • dean glaring at cas through the glass door of the coffee shop and cas smiling smugly at him

just. DESTIEL POKÉMON GO AU

Ok tho for real, between Reaper and s76, who do you think is the more embarrassing Overwatch dad? Keep in mind, Reaper:

-Wears owl/skull/plague doctor masks at all times, unironically
-Just dresses Like That in general
-Tells dad jokes like “Dead man walking”, “I’m back in Black” and “I’m dressed to kill” about himself. To no one in particular. Also unironically
-Uses his bullshit zombie magic to obtain infinite guns + then throw them everywhere instead of reloading
-Makes 60 year old basketball references abt the Lakers
-Keeps shotgun shells all over his outfit despite, again, throwing his guns everywhere and never reloading them
-Has pretty mariachi outfits to bring on missions. Also brings his guitar. On missions
-John Freeman Beard

…BUT.

Morrison can and will wear this:

When plagiarism happens

Student who is plagiarizing is like:

Teacher who catches plagiarism EVERY TIME is like:

anonymous asked:

i'm sorry but i think you hold way too many grudges against salman, i'm not saying that he's perfect but who is; i know he has "stuff" to blame for this repo but in the end i think if there's one celeb who's learnt from their mistakes its him!

Well, it only took one dead man, but I’m glad he’s learned not to kill any more people. You know, I learned that lesson when I was like 3, but I guess it takes boys longer to mature…?