Tyler rested his head in the small of her back, “look at this one.”

Hailee twisted around to look at Tyler’s phone screen, As usual it was a porn gif he’d found on tumblr. “You’re disgusting,” she laughed and shoved his phone away from her face. 

“No I’m not,” he laughed back, settling his head back into her. “I’m a dude.”

“Garrett’s parents are out of town,” she mentioned absent-mindedly, “he’s having a party if you wanna go?”

Tyler shifted uncomfortably, “naw, I’m good.”

“C’mon,” she urged him. “I hate those kind of things, I feel so…I dunno, so out of place. Come with me.”

“Maybe,” he said back, flipping through posts with his finger. 

“My mom is getting married,” she said after awhile. 

Tyler shook his head, tickling her back in the process, “you’re fucking kidding?”

Hailee took a deep breath, shaking her head no, “she thought I’d be excited to have a dad.”

“She’s a fucking idiot,” he grumbled under his breath. “Sorry, I know it’s your mom. But you’d think she’d learn? Is she really that desperate?”

“It’s like the only time she’s happy is when she has a man around,” she agreed. “It’s so pathetic. I can’t stand this guy.”

“Is he a dick to you?” Tyler asked protectively.

“No,” she calmed him, “there’s just something I don’t like. I think he’s hiding something, or he’s being fake or something.”

“We should steal his car,” Tyler mused. “Take it out for a night. Get all fucked up, bring it back covered in mud from the Pines.”

Hailee laughed, “of course you would say that. How’s your dad?”

Tyler sniffed a sarcastic laugh, “no clue. He’s been in his office all week. I think he sleeps in there to be honest.”

“Does it ever make you sad?” Hailee turned to look at her friend. “I mean, why did they even have us? Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I was someone else’s kid…or just never born at all.”

sadserotonin asked:

"Children are gross, honestly. I mean I guess Iliana and Oriol are alright but I only think that because I don't have to see them day in and day out. They're like mini-Kas and Thatch, it's disgusting. Can you imagine having another me running around the house? You'd go insane." from Cam to Naomi

Ugh so I was tagged in a thing

By @spoogertti to answer 11 of her questions and then tag 11 people and then think up another 11 questions but I’m only doing the first part because I am exhausted nobody got time for that.

1. Buttercream frosting or whipped frosting?
Olivia Jean I swear to all that is holy that you asked this question because you knew it would get me so worked up. You KNOW my stance on appropriate frostings for certain baked goods. Our entire English class last year knows my stance on frosting. At least 3 teachers know how passionate I am about frosting. How dare you. I’m disgusted.

2. Spn reaction gifs or Pepe?
Pepe. Is that even a competition. Come on.

3. Please find a picture of your favorite dragon and dedicate it to me? Olivia I will fight you. Right here right now. I know your address. I know your weaknesses. Come over and fight me. Wednesday, 3pm. The park by my house. Be there

4. Do you hate the word moist?
Not really.

5. Do you have a birthmark? If so, where?
If I do, I haven’t found it.

6. Android or Apple?
If I wasn’t poor af, Apple.

7. In five words, what is life?
Life is stressing me out

8. Are you a witch or a mermaid?
I’m suddenly thrown back to sixth grade when someone called me “witch fingers” guess, Livi

9. Are my shoes cute or are they fucking fabulous?
Please wear them on the first day back, I have so many puns planned out.

10. Do you think love letters are cute? Yeah

11. Would you follow the people I tagged?
Sure, I guess.

anonymous asked:


  • 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? yes the last person i text messaged was chelsea
  • 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? nope
  • 3. Have you taken someones virginity? no
  • 4. Is trust a big issue for you? huge issue
  • 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? no :/ chelsea lives so far away from me im going to cry 
  • 6. What are you excited for? WINTER BREAK BTICHE S
  • 7. What happened tonight? nothing i ate pizza and giffed
  • 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? nah i like to mind my own business
  • 9. Is confidence cute? HELLA CUTE
  • 10. What is the last beverage you had? soda

bf: my best friend is moving back!!! (lived a few hours away before so was only seen once every few months or so before). 

me on the outside: ah that will be pleasant for you, yes indeed.

me on the inside:

(I really hate this friend he is an awful creature and I wish he’d move to Pluto instead so while on the inside I will detest this vile thing I will be mature and civil on the outside but I will not be more than the minimum requirement of civil. I have -50000000 time for his kind).