a novel where a guardian angel comes to earth to protect and guide the Chosen One to Fulfill God’s Plan but instead the angel stumbles on a con-artist False Prophet claiming to be the Chosen one and it comes to blows and they’re arrested

(”if you’re an angel, why don’t you just let yourself out of those handcuffs?” the false prophet taunts. “I could let myself out any time I wanted to, idolater, I just happen believe in the rule of law,” the angel sneers back.)

only after a week or so of languishing in jail, they’re grudging friends in a “fuck you, but also you shiver all night come on and share the warmth of my cloak” kind of way so when they’re released the angel is like

“whelp I’ve got to go find the actual chosen one god given duty and everything end-of-days, very important, but you could………come along………if you wanted to? it’s up to you of course”

and the false prophet is all “……….well I hate you (of course) but I don’t really have anything better to do”

ROAD TRIP TO FIND THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS possibly in post-apocalyptic america with an angel and an atheist con-artist


danisnotonfire Just so you know, the whole phandom loves you no matter what, no matter how many crisis’ you have or are going through or have previously gone through, we will always love you. You are an amazing, articulate, kind, funny and smart human being please remember that. You have touched/changed/inspired so many people and we have so much to thank you for so if you ever feel like you’re having any kind of crisis’ please remember that, that this is who you are, this is what you have done so far and this is what you have given to the universe and let me tell you we could not be more proud of you.

we adore you so completely its not even funny

The Phandom <3 <3 <3

Holy shit!!

As always, thanks to my new followers who helped me get here!

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Here, have a free attack hug from Phil!


WALK THE MOON - Shut Up and Dance (Movie dance compilation) > MsTabularasa 

PLUS > Michael Jackson Remix by Gilgamesh

Movies used:

  • 0:04 Silver Linings Playbook
  • 0:06 Reality Bites
  • 0:08 Something Borrowed
  • 0:12 Love Actually
  • 0:15 Charlie’s Angels
  • 0:17 Dirty Dancing
  • 0:20 Big
  • 0:23 Reservoir Dogs
  • 0:25 American Beauty
  • 0:27 Happy Feet 2
  • 0:29 13 going on 30
  • 0:31 Slumdog Millionaire
  • 0:33 Save the Last Dance
  • 0:37 Alice in Wonderland
  • 0:40 Kick-Ass
  • 0:42 Pulp Fiction
  • 0:44 (500) Days of Summer
  • 0:46 Flashdance
  • 0:48 This Is the End
  • 0:51 Grease
  • 0:53 Intouchables (French movie)
  • 0:57 Tangled
  • 1:00 The Replacements
  • 1:02 Pride (UK movie)
  • 1:05 Blue Valentine
  • 1:07 The Wolf of Wall Street
  • 1:10 Grind
  • 1:11 Ted
  • 1:13 Beetlejuice
  • 1:14 American Pie
  • 1:16 Blast from the Past
  • 1:17 King of New York
  • 1:19 Clerks II
  • 1:21 The Mask
  • 1:23 Mamma Mia!
  • 1:25 New Year’s Eve
  • 1:27 The Proposal
  • 1:29 American Pie: The Wedding
  • 1:30 Footloose
  • 1:32 Magic Mike
  • 1:34 Get Smart
  • 1:36 West Side Story
  • 1:38 Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
  • 1:39 Scary Movie
  • 1:41 The 40 Year Old Virgin
  • 1:44 Hitch
  • 1:47 Risky Business
  • 1:49 The Breakfast Club
  • 1:53 Penguins of Madagascar
  • 1:55 Mermaids
  • 1:57 Nothing to Lose
  • 2:01 Billy Elliot
  • 2:04 Shall We Dance
  • 2:06 Hairspray
  • 2:08 Napoleon Dynamite
  • 2:10 Puss in Boots
  • 2:12 She’s All That
  • 2:14 The Heat
  • 2:16 Rush Hour
  • 2:19 West Side Story
  • 2:21 A Night at the Roxbury
  • 2:23 Burn after Reading
  • 2:25 Step Up
  • 2:27 Dirty Dancing
  • 2:28 The Sound of Music
  • 2:30 Silver Linings Playbook
  • 2:32 The Ugly Truth
  • 2:35 Scent of a Woman
  • 2:38 Beauty and the Beast
  • 2:40 Pretty in Pink
  • 2:42 Grease
  • 2:43 The Perks of Being a Wallflower
  • 2:45 Along came Polly
  • 2:47 White Nights
  • 2:49 Cry Baby
  • 2:51 Tropic Thunder
  • 2:53 The Blues Brothers
  • 2:55 Mary Poppins
  • 2:57 Footloose (2011)
  • 2:59 Friends with Benefits
  • 3:00 The Sweetest Thing
  • 3:02 Coyote Ugly
  • 3:04 Saturday Night Fever
  • 3:06 Center Stage
  • 3:08 Rock of Ages
  • 3:10 Little Miss Sunshine
  • 3:12 Disaster Movie
  • 3:14 Bring it on
  • Rhys:*burst into the room crying
  • Rhys:Honey help!
  • Handsome Jack:*takes glasses off
  • Handsome Jack:Sweetheart your nose is bleeding what happen?
  • Handsome Jack:OH SHI-
  • Angel:*teleportes to the room
  • Angel:Sup bitches!
  • Angel:*beats the shit out of both of her dads with her siren powers

taylorswift I just wanna talk about my 1989 show for a moment. (((I’m the U in the group))) IT WAS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE OH MY GOD WHERE DO I EVEN BEGINso anxious and excited from the moment I woke up im surprised I didn’t puke to be honest I WAS THAT EXCITED!! That night was also a really cool night because I met a new family member that I didn’t even know was my cousin. His name is jake (the !) and he is the sweetest ever. ANYWAYS fast forward to when we were leaving. We all tried on our shirts and such to make sure they all looked good and they did!! But my cousins grandma didn’t allow us to wear them in the car because the glitter mess was ridiculous so we basically had to change in the parking lot of the staples center which was???? But nobody was paying attention so whatever!! We got there as soon as Vance joy ended so we didn’t get to see him..but we did get to see Haim and they’re so good and so cute and WOW!! THEN AFTER THEY ENDED TAYLOR CAME ON STAGE AND OHMYGOD YOU GUYS I HONESTLY BURST INTO TEARS WHEN IT GOES “WELCOME TO NEW YORK"AND IT STOPS FOR A MOMENT. LIKE I HONESTLY WASNT EXPECTING TO CRY BUT I DID I THINK IN THAT MOMENT IT WAS JUST SO OVERWHELMING I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF WE DANCED AND SANG EVERY SINGLE WORD TO EVERY SINGLE SONG I CRIED DURING ENCHANTED BECAUSE ITS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE SONG SHES EVER WRITTEN!! WHEN YOU BROUGHT OUT SELENA, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, AND LISA KUDROW OHMYGOD LET ME TELL YOU I DONT THINK I HAD ANY OH MY GODS LEFT!! THEN WHEN YOU SANG OUT OF THE WOODS I HONESTLY FELT LIKE A NEW PERSON SO ALL WAS GOOD!! The clean speech had us all sobbing and that was one moment that I will never forget for as long as I live. ALSO the part where they play karlie, and cara, and Lena on the big screen SINCE OUR GROUP SPELT OUT SQUAD, WHEN THEY ALL STARTED SAYING "SQUAD SQUAD SQUAD” IN THE VIDEO WE STARTED JUMPING AND OUR WHOLE SECTION WAS POINTING AT US AND SAYING IT TOO IT WAS SO COOL. The whole night was just so magical and unreal and i danced and screamed and sang and cried so loud that by the end I was dead as dead can be and I wouldn’t change anything that happened for the world.

Recent Developments:

Hey, I know I haven’t been on here or uploaded any new material in a while and believe me I am so sorry and I feel like trash for that, but here’s why:

  1. My macbook pro has stopped reading all SD cards, to be honest I can’t be too mad because I have had this laptop for almost three years, but of all the things to go wrong it had to be the SD card slot just giving up? Really? So that’s the first issue.
  2. I can’t find the USB that came with my camera, my mother and I believe it’s in the camera’s box, which we also cannot find, trust me, I’m still looking for it.
  3. I have no money for a new SD, this is another kick in the face, I’ve been deleting old pictures off my memory card to make room for new ones whenever I go out to shoot. This sucks because I don’t want to accidentally delete any gems off of this card to make room for like 70% gold and 30% crap.
  4. Currently there isn’t any wifi in the house, so even if I could get the pictures off of my camera, I wouldn’t be able to get them edited and finished and posted anyway.
  5. I’m trying to grow. I’ve been going through a second spin of depression and during this time of being in a dead zone (no wifi, no cable, no home phone, yes things are rough, i’ll be fine, we’ll be fine, Petragraphy will be fine) I’ve taken this time to really reflect on my work and I’m not satisfied. I see potential and I do see promise, I see talent but I feel like I haven’t fully tapped into what I could do as an artist. I’m trying to fully plan out things and take myself seriously as an artist, I want the world to take me seriously as an artist and I believe that if I’m not hard on myself, and if I don’t push myself then I don’t deserve it. So that’s the new goal, new art, a new feeling, a new era. A period of self growth, acceptance, and true art. I want to get into filming and maybe post short films and really expand myself, tap into that well of talent, see how far I can stretch myself, and then go farther.

Thanks for reading, or even skimming, you’re all wonderful and I love you and can’t thank you enough for supporting me, I’ll try and be back soon, and better than ever.

Also: if you’d like to use one of my photos as a wallpaper or a lock screen or something else, that’s fine, just as long as someone asks for credit, let them know <3

- Petra Shrieves