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GET TO KNOW ME MEME : [13/15] relationships
↳ Rory Williams & Amy Pond (Doctor Who)
You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later they’re as dull as a brick? Then there’s other people, when you meet them you think, “Not bad. They’re okay.” And then you get to know them and… and their face just sort of becomes them. Like their personality’s written all over it. And they just turn into something so beautiful. Rory’s the most beautiful man I’ve ever met.

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doctor who meme: [2/3] otps, amy and rory

“You know when, sometimes you meet someone so beautiful, and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later, they’re as dull as a brick? Then there’s other people, and you meet them and you think, ‘Not bad; they’re okay.’ And then you get to know them, and their face sort of becomes them, like their personality is written all over it. And they just turn into something so beautiful. Rory’s the most beautiful man I’ve ever met.”

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get to know me meme // favorite ships  Amy & Rory

“You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful, and then you actually talk to them, and five minutes later they’re dull as a brick. But then there’s other people, and you meet them and you think ‘not bad, they’re okay’, and then you get to know them, and their face just sort of becomes them, like their personality’s written all over it, and they just they turn into something so beautiful…

Rory’s the most beautiful man I’ve ever met.” 

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                       You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later they’re as dull as a brick? Then  there’s other people, when you meet them you think, “Not bad. They’re okay.” And then you get to know them and… and their face just sort of becomes them. Like their personality’s written all over it. And they just turn into something so beautiful. He’s the most beautiful man I’ve ever met.

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doctor who meme | Five otps (4/5)  Amy & Rory

You know when, sometimes you meet someone so beautiful, and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later they’re as dull as a brick. Then there’s other people, and you meet them and you think, “Not bad, they’re okay”, and when you get to know them… their face just, sort of, becomes them. Like their personality’s written all over it, and they just turn into something so beautiful. Rory’s the most beautiful man I’ve ever met.

You know when sometimes, you meet someone so beautiful – and then you actually talk to them, and five minutes later they’re as dull as a brick; but then there’s other people. And you meet them and you think, ‘Not bad, they’re okay,’ and then when you get to know them… Their face just sort of becomes them, like their personality’s written all over it, and they just – they turn into something so beautiful. Rory’s the most beautiful man I’ve ever met.
—  Amy Pond - The Girl Who Waited
Lies

CEO!Im JaebumxReader
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Angst and full of lies

Originally posted by markificent

The most powerful man in Seoul, South Korea, was putty in my hands. I watched as he walked into his house, setting his briefcase down when he looked up, seeing me sitting on his couch with a glass of chilled wine. He looked around the house, his eyes full of alarm.

“Calm down, your wife went out with the baby,” I assured, seeing him let out a breath of relief before turning back to me.

“I’ve told you to be careful when you come over. My wife could see you and this could end horribly wrong! I have to keep up with my reputation.” Jaebum shook his head.

“Wouldn’t it be such a shame if people found out that multi-billionaire Im Jaebum, the man who has a perfect wife, a beautiful child, the biggest and most expensive house in Seoul and owns more businesses than anyone can ever imagine, was actually cheating on his perfect wife with some random lady that nobody even knows. A lady who has him wrapped around her and has him in a snap of her fingers? Plus, he cons business out of their own money just to make that extra million.”

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You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful — and then you actually talk with them, and five minutes later they’re as dull as a brick. But then there’s other people, and you meet them and you think: “Not bad, they’re okay,” and then you get to know them, and their face sort of becomes them, like their personality’s written all over it; and they just— and they turn into something so beautiful. Percy is the most beautiful man I’ve ever met.
—  Annabeth Chase

#17: 10 Years As An Escort, And This Was Not In My Job Description

By: EZmisery

Length: Super long

My name is Sean, and I will come out and say it – I am a sex worker. Have been for over ten years. My website lists myself as an “escort” but I am not ashamed of my job. I love what I do. To be fair, I am a very expensive companion. If you don’t know how much I mean when I say ‘very expensive’ then you definitely can’t afford me. Most of my career is spent in beautiful clothing acting as a partner to some rich man who doesn’t have time to date. This means fancy hotels, amazing food, and an unlimited spending limit. The actual sex part is very little of what I do.

Although, I won’t lie, my blow jobs are better than anything you’ve ever had.

Most of my clientele are regulars. Some are married men who need a pretty companion for a night. Some are businessmen who take me to fancy events and fly me around the world. I get a few new clients each month who save up for a few hours of my time. All in all they are totally harmless and deliciously obsessed with me.

You might have noticed that all of my clients are men. This probably doesn’t surprise you. But recently I got my first female client, and this is the one I need to write about.

She said her name was Hope. She contacted me on my website asking if we could speak over the phone about possibly setting up a date. Before speaking to anyone I thoroughly vet them. I ran her name through a variety of databases. No crimes. Definitely not a cop. From the data I found she was a housewife in New Jersey.

I agreed to talk to her and called her from my burner phone. She sounded nice. Her voice wavered a little, which is understandable. Most ordinary housewives probably don’t call professional escorts. Our conversation was odd. She kept asking me what I looked like, even though I knew she had seen my website (there were no shortage of photos on there).

“I’m 5’6”,” I explained to her. “Slim waist and a killer ass. I can have any color hair you’d prefer.” I used my sexiest voice, “What are you into, baby?”

She laughed nervously. “Oh, it’s not for me. It’s for my son, Harold.”

I had some other escort friends who’ve done jobs like this. An overly open-minded parent wants their kid’s first time to be with a professional.

“Ok honey, no problem. He has to be over 18 though.”

“Don’t worry about that.” She cleared her throat. “I noticed you didn’t list any pricing on your website, but money is not an issue for us. We would like to fly you out as soon as possible.”

I checked my schedule. It turned out my weekend was wide open. We decided that I would fly in on a Saturday, stay the night, and then fly home Sunday evening. My accommodations had to be first-class, obviously. I would not sleep at their home. I needed a five star hotel room as well as spending money. This was all on top of my fee.

The flight was easy. I love flying, especially since I get free drinks and first-class treatment. I checked a few bags (full of costumes and toys). I got to New Jersey, gathered my things, and went to go hail a cab. But surprisingly there was a limo driver with my name. This was going to be even more lavish than usual! I graciously accepted the champagne the driver offered me. I must have drank more than expected because I drifted to sleep.

I woke up in a luxurious room. The bed spread out beneath me and my heart swelled with the thought of a perfect hotel room. I sat up and quickly realized I was naked. Obviously I was confused. The last thing I remembered was drinking in the limo. Cautiously I explored my surroundings. The bed was huge. Heavy purple curtains covered the walls. Hanging from the ceiling was an ornate chandelier. There were no desks or dressers. The only other thing in the room was a velvet loveseat. Draped across it was a cheap French maid outfit.

I wrapped a blanket around my waist and opened the only door. It was empty. “Housekeeping?” I called down the hall. No answer. I took a few steps outside. Although the room looked like a fancy hotel, the outside looked disgusting. The rugs were stained and covered in dust. There were no other doors I could see. “Hello?” I yelled again, feeling more desperate.

“Oh, you’re awake!”

I spun around. A woman had been standing behind the door to the room. She’d been watching me this whole time. She was wearing a fur coat with a kitchen apron underneath. Her wild black hair stuck out statically from her scalp. She looked to be maybe Middle Eastern, although I couldn’t be sure. Gaudy jewelry adorned her ears and neck. When she spoke, it came out as an angry politeness.

“Good morning. I hope you slept well.”

I clutched the blanket. “Where are my things?”

“Don’t worry, they are safe. But for now please put on the costume. We would like to get started.”

“So this isn’t a hotel? Are you Hope?”

She stopped smiling. “Yes. My name is Hope.”

Growing annoyed, I said, “I specifically said I needed a hotel room and-”

“You need to stop talking.” She stepped towards me. “Put on the costume.”

“Listen lady, I don’t care how much you’re paying me, you have to-”

“Shut up!” She slapped me across the face. Her long acrylic nails stung against my skin. She opened her coat to reveal a large shotgun tucked into a pocket of the apron. “If you don’t do as I say, I will open a pit in your forehead and then let my son fuck the bloody hole.”

The silence that followed was interrupted by my heavy breathing. My mind raced. My sister Jesse was my safe person, who knew the address and times where I was meeting my clients. Every 12 hours (10am and 10pm) I would text her to tell her I was okay. But that didn’t help much now. I had to bide time until she missed my text and would call the police.

I swallowed and put on my fake sexy voice. “Okay sweetie, no problem. Give me a few moments to get ready.”

She smiled again. “Once you’re prepared, follow the hall down to the dining room. Harold is eager to meet you.”

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  • SERIOUSLY 
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  • GO SEE IT 
The 60th Eurovision is just over a month away

So its a good time for everyone to educate themselves on the best bits of the contest’s history before it returns

Like the most important winners ever

The Russian Grannies

Don’t forget that Eurovison is the reason ABBA became famous

Then there was the time Ukraine absolutely lost its mind

The time Ireland lost its mind to an even greater extent and entered a puppet turkey

Frankly choose any British entry from the last 15 years and you’ll see the United Kingdom lost its mind long ago

There were the Greek fishermen singing about whisky

The Romanian man affectionally dubbed ‘gay opera dracula’

Iceland once entered a song that should have been the most obnoxious thing ever but was actually really darn catchy

That Turkish ship

After this song flopped the Czech Republic never entered again (though they are returning this year!)

And France sung a song entirely about moustaches

But its not all insanity, there are actually some genuinely beautiful songs sometimes - like Norway’s Alexander Rybak and his violin

This slower, genuinely beautiful song from the Netherlands

And of course, there is the Queen of Europe herself

Eurovison everyone

Eurovision

Pizza Boy

1p2p America

If anyone asked him, Al would just like to say that in his defence, he never actually eats any of the pizza he orders. He doesn’t even like pizza - he’s a fucking vegan, so the only place those pizzas ever go is straight into the trash, or straight into Matt’s mouth.

Regardless, he rushes to answer the door when it rings before his brother can get to it. And when he pulls it open, his heart squeezes as he is met with the most beautiful cerulean eyes, and a man cut straight from an Abercrombie & Fitch advertisement.  

“Hi!” The pizza boy says cheerfully, recognition sparkling behind his (adorable) wireframe glasses. “Wow, you must really like pizza! That’ll be $11.56.”

This is why Al orders these countless circles of cheese and meat sauce. At the same time, every Friday and Saturday night. When Al first saw him, he knew that he had to have him. All golden hair and blue eyes, broad shoulders and perfect teeth behind the perfect smile on his perfect face. And wow, was Golden Boy tall….

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You know when, sometimes you meet someone so beautiful, and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later, they’re as dull as a brick? Then there’s other people, and you meet them and you think, 

‘Not bad; they’re okay.’

 And then you get to know them, and their face sort of becomes them, 

like their personality is written all over it. 

And they just turn into something so beautiful

Rory’s the most beautiful man I’ve ever met.

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gif request meme » detectivegibson  asked:
↳ Doctor Who + favorite romantic relationship → Amelia Pond and Rory Williams
You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful - and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later they’re as dull as a brick; but then there’s other people. And you meet them and you think, “Not bad, they’re okay”, and when you get to know them… their face just, sort of, becomes them, like their personality’s written all over it and they just… they turn into something so beautiful. Rory’s the most beautiful man I’ve ever met.

EXO Reaction when you’re in bed and you two are very close

Tch! Always asking this cute request Myun! I’ll kill you! Love, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/

Chanyeol: “You know Jagi… You are the most girl I’ve ever seen. I love you”

Kris: *stares at you and actually becomes a little bit awkward* 
You: “Kris? What are you doing?”
Kris: “b-b….like the galaxy…”

Sehun: *Acts all cute and corny* “You are so beautiful I don’t want to let you go” *Cuddles*

Tao: “Look at those deep eyes.. and those cheeks.. aww the way you blush… man! You are really beautiful” *kisses your forehead*

Kai: “I knew you were beautiful but I never realized how much I wanted to bit those lips” *Naughty Kai*

Xiumin: *Acts all cute until he finally says it* “You are the most perfect girl in this world, no one can compare to you Y/N”

Baekhyun: *Flirty look* “I think we should kiss you know? You being beautiful, me being awesome, we are a great couple!”

Luhan: *Forgets about everything and kisses you*

Chen: *Your beauty makes him nervous* “Don’t look at me like that jagi… I’m really trying to control myself” *Hugs you*

Kyungsoo: *Looks at you with that sexy face* “You are beautiful Y/N. I’m really happy you’re mine”

Lay: *kisses all your beautiful face* “I love you~ you  are so adorable!”

Suho: *Acts all shy and can’t even say a word to you because you are too much <3*

BTS Reaction: Seeing You Walk Down the Aisle


Jungkook: *bursts into tears of pure joy*

V: *stares at you mesmerized*

*gets all emotional after a few seconds and tries not to cry*

Jimin: *can’t contain that he actually gets to marry the most gorgeous angel he has ever seen*

Rap Monster: “Oh my God, she’s so beautiful.” *shyly looks away to hide his emotions*

J-Hope: *starts tearing up* “Look at her! I-can’t-believe I get to ma-marry such a goddess. I must be the luckiest man alive.”

Suga: “Wooooowww!” *stunned by your beauty and can’t look away*

Jin: “Yup, yup she will definitely be my princess forever.” *gets teary eyed*


I teared up doing this one. Thanks a lot anon!

-Admin VP

Oh myyhy Göööd!

So I just heard the most beautiful thing ever and I want to share it with you guys - Finnish has no grammatical genders, okay? - which is weird enough, if you think about it, because, wtf? - but, even better, Finnish writers can’t be bothered to clarify if a character is a man or a woman when they describe them and also they use this as a literary device on bloody purpose so you end up reading a 200 page novel about someone and what they do and all the while you’re trying to figure out who this person actually is.

Also, and this may be a complete coincidence, because language works in mysterious ways - Finns are very tolerant and like Scandinavian countries they tend not to give a flying fuck about what you do in your own bedroom. And, again, maybe it’s got nothing to do with grammar at all, but I like to think that it does - I like to think that if you grow up reading books where ungendered people think things and say things and are afraid and go on adventures and kiss each other under the Northern Lights, you may very well grow up to be someone who believes they can do anything, whatever their gender, and that people can love anyone at all.

I never thought I’d be jealous of a language which has sixteen declensions, but there you go.

You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful — and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later they’re as dull as a brick; but then there’s other people. And you meet them and you think, “Not bad, they’re okay,” and when you get to know them … their face just, sort of, becomes them, like their personality’s written all over it, and they just — they turn into something so beautiful. Rory’s the most beautiful man I’ve ever met.
—  Amy Pond (DW)