you sneeze like a kitten

Klance week day 2: Love/Hate

So here’s Lance loving Keith and Keith hating himself (idk i just wanted to draw galra Keith)

Gravity Falls sentence starters #4

“I’m ____ and I was wrong. I’m singing the _____ Wrong Song.”

“Aww, you sneeze like a kitten.”

“Grappling hook!”

“Winners never lose.”

“Remember everyone, we’ve got to look out for the triangle guy.”

“Yeah, look out for the triangle guy.”

“It’s funny how dumb you are.”

“Time to use my old man powers.”

“Can I have my hands back now? I have a certain gesture I’d like to share with you."  

"There are those who call me ____. This is because _____ is my name.”

“It’s not my fault your pig is potentially delicious.”

“Eeny meeny miney… you.”

“So you want to eat the freak to gain it’s mutant powers. I respect that.”

“It all adds up. The bleeding, the limp. He never blinks! Have you noticed that?”

“Pat. Pat.”

“I high-five hard.”

“I was awoken by the sound of mockery. Where is it? Show me the object of humiliation.”

“Get this on tape, in case I die or whatever.”

“What a little dummy. Glued to the… to the… oh, I love this movie.”

“______, I will pay you to put your shirt back on.”

“And theory #3, my personal favorite: he’s normal, and ____’s just crazy.”

“The people in this town are literally the dumbest people in the world. Literally.”

“I’m down! _____ down!”

“Stop making that noise! I hate you! This is definitely not an accident!”

“I make my own economy.”

“Plus, there’s snacks for the kids. You can eat that. Try and stop… you.”

“It’s time to throw that thing out. It’s face reminds everyone of the inevitably of death.”


“Did somebody say ‘Crombie’? What is that? 'Crombie’. It’s not even a word. You’re losing your mind.”

“We have an axe. Ree! Ree! Ree!”

“What are you all doing here? And why was I dreaming about two brightly colored and radical young men?”

“It’s a day when the whole family can come together and celebrate what’s really important: pure evil! Mwahahaha!”

“I ate a man alive tonight.”

“Just use your mouth to say words that makes romance happen.”

“So, you’re probably a girl, right? Wrong? No, I was right the first time. Wrong?”

“And you too could see, if you was li'l ol’ me.”

“I can buy and sell you, Old Man!”

“I’m off to get a huggy wuvvy tummy bundle!”

“I’m not acting suspicious. You’re acting suspicious. What’s a pig?”

“I ate it, because I have little to no concern for other people’s possessions or emotions.”

“Yeah, that’s right. I’m a jerk.”

Mabel Pines sentence starters - part one
  • This attic is amazing. Check out all my splinters!
  • My name is ___, but you can call me the girl of your dreams.
  • Oh my gosh, you like turtles? I like turtles too! What is happening here?
  • Whatcha readin’, some nerd thing?
  • Finally, we’re alone.
  • You guys are butt-faces! 
  • Just this once, trust me.
  • I’m sorry for ignoring your advice. You really were just looking out for me.
  • Are you ready for the ultimate challenge?
  • Human-sized hamster balls? I’m human-sized!
  • I feel like all my other senses are heightened. I can see with my fingers!
  • You can look, but you can’t touch.
  • I am an arts and crafts master.
  • I don’t know what that word means, but thank you!
  • I think… it needs more glitter.
  • Aww, you sneeze like a kitten!
  • We have an axe!
  • Hey there, fellow restaurant patron!
  • We’ve come so far. We can’t give up now.
  • Are you… magic?
  • Which do you think is better? Sequins or llama hair?
  • I’m getting all curiousy inside!
  • Check it out! I successfully bezazzled my face!
  • I’m unappreciated in my time.
  • You are being so nice to me right now, quit it!
  • I like you a lot, but let’s just be friends.
  • Are you sniffing my hair?
  • I’ve never seen so many forks!
  • I have a lobster now.
  • I need some advice. You’ve broken up with guys, right?
  • Listen, it’s over. I will never, ever, date you.
  • Random dance party for no reason!
  • I chewed my gum so it looks like a brain!
  • This town has such a colorful history!
  • I thought this stuff was banned in America!
  • What kind of sick joke is this?

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six | Part Seven | Part Eight

Imagine Sam and Dean teasing you about your sneezes

Ahhh choo, choo, choo,” you sneezed, quietly, scrunching your nose up afterwards.

“Now, that’s just adorable,” Dean grinned, “It was like three tiny sneezes in one.”

You rolled your eyes, “Shut up.”

“He’s right,” Sam piped up, “You sneeze like a tiny kitten.”

Dean nodded, “You sneeze like a kitten, fight like a lioness. It’s quite funny.”

You groaned, getting up off of the couch, “I’m gonna go do something useful.”

“Okay, Kit,” Sam grinned, and you punched his shoulder on the way past.

“It’s Y/N,” you reminded him, leaving him rubbing his shoulder as you left the room.

Lazy Sunday

@pinesinthewoods, you asked, so I delivered. 

It’s mostly a Dipper and Stan bonding in which they geek out over cinema, but I included the whole family watching movies near the end. 



Dipper sniffled miserably as he attempted to open his bleary eyes. Even after becoming an official teenager, the brown-haired boy still sneezed like a kitten.

“Bless you!”

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