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need new clothes, a new city, a new life 


constantly torn between “treat others how u wanna be treated” and “treat others how they treat u”

worst feeling in the world is knowing you did the best you could, and it still wasn’t good enough 

all black everything to match my soul 

just wanna do bad things with the right person 

it sucks being the person that cares the most in a relationship 

blood type: gold 

confidence is attractive 

i like being alone i just hate feeling alone 

a heart full of pain and a head full of stress

plot twist: you miss me

not exactly emotionless, but close

no matter what I’ll love the shit outta you

roses are red violets are blue nobody loves you baby the way i do 

so honey now take me into your lovin’ arms 

which is messier my life or my hair 

as I was writing this, I was thinking of nutella and you because that combination is just so perfect

life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you

it’s insane how easily someone can lie to your face

be serious with me, don’t waste my time

honestly if my ex is happy im good

we can watch netflix or we can just have sex

a girl who wants best for you, is best for you

trying not to care is so damn hard

“being yourself is all it takes. If you want to impress someone, don’t be someone else just be yourself”

remember to take care of urself. sometimes u forget, because u are too busy taking care of other people. u are important too

where are ü now that i need ya

he chamber of secrets has been opened. enemies of the heir, beware.

there’s only one queen in this town and that’s me

u r the collest kid in the town im ur little lady

the worst feeling is when someone makes u feel special, then suddenly leaves u hanging & u have to act like u don’t care at all

if a girl tells you about her problems, it doesn’t mean she’s complaining. it means she trusts you.

appreciate what you have before it turns into what you had

maybe one day youll realize how much you neglected me

you lie about the dumbest fucking shit and you expect me to trust you? you got me fucked up

just because someone treats someone one way, doesnt mean theyll treat everyone the same way

i miss “i love you” coming out of your mouth

maybe youd understand if you knew how i felt

do you ever sit down and think “what if my whole life is a lie?”

i just want someone that cant get enough of me and wants to talk to me all the time

you make me feel so unwanted

youre full of shit

dont “okay goodnight” me, were gonna fucking talk about it

we met for a reason, either you’re a blessing or a lesson

i may be an asshole but i got feelings too

dont really give a shit about anything but i give a fuck about you

if overthinking was a drug, i’d be high af

sometimes I care too much // sometimes I don’t care at all 

I like art, and by art I mean music, poetry, sex, paintings, the human body, literature. all of it’s art.

i don’t remember the last time i wasn’t tired

black clothes are an obsession

tired of school, but i’ve got goals

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After seeing this piece of art that Jeremy posted I wanted to do some stuff of this two sweet lovebirds.

They are made for each other.

I am so bad using photoshop someone kill me pls


also the first pair is for matching icons hehe

i feel weirdly conflicted about Mary Jane Watson in the ps4 spiderman game

a lot of old–and i mean really old–detective stories will sort of postulate that when a great detective meets his match she’ll be a criminal (i’m thinking of Sherlock Holmes and Poirot, here, but there’s probably others)

then Nelly Bly comes along in the early 20th century and the intrepid girl reporter becomes A Thing

Torchy Blane was probably the biggest, but you also see her in His Girl Friday. in both cases they’re based on characters that were originally men, the unethical creatures that most reporters were understood to be at the time. and the lady reporters are also unethical, they’re ruthless, they’re smart and vicious, but all the edges are softened because they’re women and the transgressions of women aren’t serious the way those of men are. His Girl Friday consists almost half of a man trying to convince his ex-wife that she can never have a normal husband and a normal life because she’s not a normal woman–she’s a reporter.

Torchy Blane was a direct inspiration for Lois Lane, because it made perfect sense. it gives her a reason to be in Superman’s life, it puts her into exciting and dangerous situations, it makes her a threat to Clark Kent even as he loves her because of the looming risk that she’ll reveal his secrets. and since she’s not a criminal, there’s no conflict of interest there.

which is why Vicki Vale is also a reporter. and Iris West. it’s a thing, is what i’m saying here, that it makes perfect sense for a lady reporter to end up with her life entangled with that of a superhero, that a lady reporter is already used to a life of danger and intrigue, she gets herself into danger because she’s deliberately seeking out dangerous situations.

and then there was Mary Jane Watson, who in her original incarnation barely had a character at all because she wasn’t supposed to be the one. it was supposed to be Gwen Stacy, with her cop father and her science smarts. MJ was the hot one, the possibly not-too-smart one, the one who uses hip slang and just wants to dance and have a good time. it was never supposed to work out between Peter Parker and Mary Jane, because why would it? they’re from different worlds. not like Gwen, who grew up raised by a crimefighter, who was a science major at the same university.

(keep in mind that most of the spiderman comics i’ve read are from the sixties; other writers have almost certainly changed various aspects of MJ’s personality and fleshed her out more. but i haven’t read those so here we are.)

but Gwen Stacy died, is the thing. that left MJ. Peter and MJ are an iconic comics couple, but if Gwen Stacy hadn’t died they never would have happened.

and the thing is, the writers themselves have said that they found themselves drawn to Mary Jane because something about her was more interesting–and that something was that she was kind of a bitch. when Peter left her it was because he decided she was too self-absorbed and shallow, and he wasn’t even wrong! MJ was selfish, she could be catty, she was hot as hell and she fucking knew it. “You just hit the jackpot.”

when Gwen dies and MJ tries to comfort Peter about it he basically tells her to fuck off and says she doesn’t understand what it’s like to have feelings, because she’s too busy having fun all the time. and MJ sticks around anyway, because he’s grieving and doesn’t know she’s got a dead mom. and Peter does nothing but act like a huge asshole about all her attempts to help drag him out of his feelings pit, and she’s generally cool about it but she also draws a hard line on letting anyone treat her like shit.

that’s kind of a running theme, actually? MJ will do her best to be nice to people and help them get their mind off things, but if they lash out she doesn’t put up with it. she’ll go to the movies without you, then, fuck off and who cares. she’s here to have a good time and she’s not gonna let anyone drag her down with them. she never dates anyone very long, and never falls into long-term relationships, because the beginning of a relationship is the fun part and she knows it.

and she’s a model, sometimes an actress, and sometimes she’s successful and makes more money than Peter and will very regularly fuck off to another state or another country and maybe she’d like it if he came with but she’s not too fussed if they’re long-distance for awhile. she’s got her own shit going on, a whole life outside of superheroes and villains and whatever else.

that’s the other thing–she’s generally not investigating dangerous crimes, or trying to poke her nose into spider-business. villains very regularly menace her without knowing she has any connection whatsoever to spiderman. MJ isn’t put into dangerous situations by her job or her lifestyle, she’s put there by being a beautiful woman who doesn’t take shit. and early on when dangerous shit happens, she very often thinks it’s a fucking blast. spiderman is fighting a bad guy? come check out this cool fight!! their cruise ship is being hijacked? far out!! she gets caught in an explosion for some reason? eh, barely hurt. she’s been to parties that left her way more fucked up than this.

MJ was being written by dudes who basically made her kind of a bitchy bimbo, and turned her into an antagonistic figure in Peter’s life despite being his love interest on multiple occasions, and i’m not denying that’s problematic as a motherfucker. but reading it now, so much of what was supposed to make her seem unsympathetic was actually… totally reasonable. “why are we acting like she’s in the wrong here when Peter is being a huge asshole,” you find yourself thinking. her constant jokes about male chauvinists and opening the door for Peter and carrying his books are supposed to be, i think, red flags for what a difficult woman she is. and instead i fucking love her.

ps4 spiderman gives us a more mature Peter Parker, who spends a lot less time feeling sorry for himself and trying to throw his costume in the trash. it makes sense that MJ would be older and wiser, too. and i like this incarnation of MJ, don’t get me wrong. this Peter and this MJ make perfect sense together. she’s a good character and i see why so many people love her unreservedly. she’s lovable.

but i kind of liked that Peter and MJ were an odd couple. i like the idea of Mary Jane Watson, the successful actress and model, kind of ditzy and kind of bitchy, who doesn’t have time for your manpain or your angst. does it make sense to give a lot of video game screentime to that character? probably not.

there’s not really a conclusion to this, because that’s what i mean when i say i’m conflicted. i like this new MJ, but because of the history–both of the character and the tropes she represents–she also feels like an easy out for writers who don’t know what to do with that original, complicated, problematic MJ. so i get the feeling we’re going to be seeing a lot more of her, and a lot less of this:

anonymous asked:

Would you do a top 5 captain moments? Like of of any of the captains just being generally awesome?

Of course I can my bean! I donโ€™t know if you meant just thing they did or my favorite captainsโ€™ interactionsโ€ฆeither way, Iโ€™m going with the latter because we witnessed some really some iconic meetings indeed

1. โ€œDonโ€™t you ever forget my worthless pride.โ€ This whole scene shows how complex the relationship between Oikawa and Ushijima is. I donโ€™t think Ushijima ever wanted to purposefully hurt Oikawa here,ย I think he said โ€œyou chose the wrong pathโ€ because he has this perfect idea in his mind of what Oikawa should have done to make his talent bloom. He saw his potential and thought that the only way for him to fully use it was to go to Shiratorizawa. At the same time, it shows how a great captain (the best captain, in my opinion) Oikawa is. His worthless pride made him choose friendship, teamwork and constant improvement over โ€œcertain victoryโ€. Aoba Johsai is not Oikawaโ€™s reign, itโ€™s not his failed project. Itโ€™s the thing heโ€™s the proudest of. Itโ€™s his home.ย 

Originally posted by noheartospare

2. โ€œI donโ€™t know what youโ€™re talking about, but good work!โ€. This interaction between Daichi and Oikawa is just PRICELESS. I actually love the way Oikawa kinda respects Daichi. Even if we saw him being extra sassy with other captains, he takes the time to โ€œcomplimentโ€ himโ€ฆand the flash back with Kuroo and Bokuto is another perfect interaction of his own. (how much would Iโ€™ve paid to have Oikawa in the summer training camp too tbh)

Originally posted by lemedy

p.s. canon even in irl life Haikyuu tbhย 

Originally posted by sarapyon

3. The Summer Training Camp Barbecue, akaย โ€œthe pushy unclesโ€ gang. RIP Tsukki butย โ€œyou too Kenma, damn it!!!โ€ will go down in historyย 

Originally posted by silverbunnybun

4. โ€œWe wonโ€™t lose next time!โ€ And the award for the best fake smile goes to both Kuroo and Daichi! Honestly this is just one but all their interactions are incredible, Kuroo looks like a cat whoโ€™s toying with a little birdโ€ฆhe enjoys harrassing himโ€ฆso muchโ€ฆto much even?ย ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

Originally posted by lemedy

5.ย โ€œDonโ€™t be so tense, you guys still have next year!โ€ Speaking of Oikawa being a little shit to other captains, his talk with Futakuchi before the Seijoh vs Dateko match got me on the floor. Futakuchi is all intense but Oikawa offered nothing but his fake smile and cheerfull attitude. Thatย โ€œI know right?โ€ at the very end is the definition of savage. I love him.ย 

- bonus: Kuroo and Bokuto. Theirs are not simple interactions, they are the perfect picture of a power friendship. OYA OYA OYA!ย 

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euphoric - tom holland imagine #3

“You’re sick and Tom is very headset on wanting to hang out with you. Even if it includes surprises.” 

 Type : fluffy shit!

 Warnings : maybe some feels? 

 Notes : I wrote this a few months back but didn’t get around to finish it. Now I did! Enjoy!


It was a particularly cold day. The sky outside was painted a dull grey colour, which matched perfectly with your mood. You had been sick for several days and you were forced to stay at home with the terrible cough you were having. Every time you coughed, it felt like your lungs were about to eject themselves out of your body. So it was good to say that you felt like absolute crap and you thought nothing could liven your spirits.

That was, until you got a phone call from a certain Brit.

You grabbed your phone from under the pillow and slid the green icon without checking who the caller was. Putting your phone on your ear, you let out a weak ‘hello’.

“Y/N! How are you?” The familiar accent rang out. Your eyes widened.

“H-Hey Tom! I’m okay, how are - “ you didn’t even manage to finish your sentence as you let out another painful cough, “you?”

“Woah, you alright there?” He asked.

You tried to suppress the cough that was threatening to come up by clearing your throat.

“Yep, just choked on my juice,” you lied, rubbing your forehead with the back of your hand.

“I’m just fine, I was wondering if you wanted to join little Tess and I on a walk? It’s a nice windy day and we haven’t hung out in forever.”

You winced, pinching the bridge of your nose with your free hand.

Of course, you hadn’t seen each other in so long. Tom was always out of town and busy with his career, so it was rare that the both of you hung out. You had missed him terribly, especially since you had developed a big crush on the boy.

After two months without his presence, he was finally back for a little break. And of all the days he wanted to hang out, he had to pick the day which you had a really bad cold.

“That sounds really nice and all, Tommy,” you absent-mindedly used your favourite nickname for him, “but I’m afraid I can’t really get out of the house now.”

“Oh,” you could hear the disappointment seeping through his voice, “why not?”

“I’m just really busy with homework. I have an essay I’m supposed to hand in at five,” you lied smoothly, resisting the urge to cough.

Tom made a humming noise from the other side of the line and sighed, “okay then. I’ll ask Harry to go with me. Maybe we can hang out soon?”

Your heart fluttered and a blush began to form on your cheeks.

“Yeah, totally. We can go out for lunch. Catch up and all.”

There was a little silence that formed as you laid down, playing with the string on your sweatpants. He didn’t hang up, and neither did you. Neither of you really wanted to hang up. There were many words on the tip of your tongues, but it was difficult to let them out.

Tom finally broke the silence.

“You know, I really miss you.”

You couldn’t help but widen your eyes, surprised at the statement. He had missed you? It didn’t seem like it.

“I miss you too,” you replied honestly, “like a lot.”

“We haven’t seen each other in so long.”

“Feels like forever, doesn’t it?”


There was that silence again. You bit your lip, not knowing if you should say what’s on your mind. You wanted to tell him how much exactly you missed him.

It was so evident in how you acted. How you had spent many days staring at pictures of the two of you on your phone. How you dressed yourself in one of the grey hoodies he had left at yours before he left for Atlanta. How you wrote down about your memories with each other on your notebook so you couldn’t forget them. How you listened to Spotify playlists that reminded you of him. How you tried to watch movies that you saw with him, but not being able to continue them because of the painful ache in your chest from missing him too much.

But you couldn’t.

You were just his close friend.

“Well, we’ll see each other soon. Promise,” you managed to let out after another minute of silence.

You could feel Tom’s smile, “yeah, very soon.”

There was a slightly different tone to his voice and you immediately recgonised it as the tone he had when he thought of something great. Before you could ask him what he was up to, he bade a quick goodbye and hung up the phone.

You stared at your phone, confused. Shrugging, you snuggled into your pillows as you let out another painful cough. You closed your eyes, wishing for the pain to stop.


It was about eight at night when the doorbell to your house would not stop ringing. You woke from your sleep, groggy from the six hour nap you had taken. Confusion took over you as you got up from your bed. You took a  glance at the clock on your wall.

Who was at the door? The postman never came this late, and it wasn’t like you had ordered anything.

All your friends were out of town since they took a roadtrip, which you had hesitantly dropped out of from being too sick.

Your parents were out at dinner since it was their annual date night.

Who could it be?

The person didn’t stop ringing the doorbell, which just added to your annoyance. You adjusted the oversized hoodie on your body and yelled out for the person to wait.

Without looking at the peephole, you turned the door knob and opened the door.

There stood, the familiar brunette standing outside your flat. A beanie was pulled over his fluffy brown hair and he sported his usual get-up, which was a hoodie and a pair of dark blue jeans. He had a shy smile plastered across his face and a bag of takeout in his right hand. In the other, he held a bouquet of your favourite flowers.The sweet smell of the flowers and the scent of Thai food almost made you throw up.


He grinned sheepishly, “hello.”

“What the hell are you doing here?” you asked, your eyes wide open.

Tom’s face fell, “I just.. Just came to surprise you and bring you Thai food. I know how studious you can get sometimes. I didn’t know I came at a bad time.”

You almost slapped yourself. You were acting way too hostile for the situation at hand.

“I’m sorry, no. You didn’t come at the wrong time. I was just,” you didn’t even get to finish as you let out a painful and loud cough.

This caused some alarm from Tom.

“Y/N? You okay?”

You couldn’t answer. Breathing was already getting quite difficult to do. All you did was stumble over to the sofa and plop down on it, holding your chest as you tried to take in deep breaths.

Tom immediately reacted, setting down the flowers and food on the coffee table before rushing to your side. He soothingly rubbed your back as you wheezed. After a few minutes, you finally calmed down and got your breathing back to normal. You thanked Tom softly and leaned back on the sofa, resting your back on the backrest.

“You okay? Need anything? Water, an inhaler, medicine?” He asked quickly, making you wave your hand dismissively. That had quickly silenced him.

The Brit copied your actions and the both of you stared up at the wall above you.

“You didn’t tell me you were sick.” he started.

“I don’t want you to worry. You always worry whenever I’m sick.”

He almost scoffed, “of course I get worried, Y/N. I don’t like it when you’re sick.”

“You have enough on your plate than to worry about a sick friend of yours,” you reminded him.

“I care about you, Y/N. That’s why I get worried too. You’re my friend.”

Those words stung your heart. You’re his friend. And that’s all you were going to be.

“Right. You found anyone special while in Atlanta?” That was your pathetic attempt at changing the subject. You knew how Tom was a charming lad, so it would be no surprise if he had found a girl in America. Even though you knew it would hurt you to know, you still wanted to know.

“Nah,” Tom chuckled, “although, I’ve been keeping an eye on this other girl.”

“Oh,” you raised your eyebrows as you faced him. He was still looking up at the ceiling while you stared at him unknowingly. “What’s she like?”

“She’s nice. Beautiful. Hilarious. Kind. Loving. But she’s also really stubborn. Still everything I ever wanted in a woman,” he let the words roll off his tongue.

“That’s lovely. What else?” you asked, feeling your heart break slowly.

Whoever she was, she was everything you were not.

“Whenever she’s with me, I feel so happy. Like, I can’t even describe to you how happy she makes me. The feeling itself is so..” he couldn’t quite find the words to finish.

“Euphoric?” You finished for him.

Tom smiled.

“Yeah. Euphoric,” he breathed out, letting his eyes close for a bit.

“You know what’s the best part though?”

You hummed, letting him answer.

“She’s staring right at me.”

He lazily turned his head so that he was facing you. He opened his eyes and looked back into your eyes intently. Tom let a small smile crawl into his face, although his nerves were everywhere.

For a moment, it felt like your heart had stopped beating. You couldn’t breathe. He didn’t mean you?

“And,” Tom licked his lips slowly, “I’m wondering if she feels the same.”

The answer to that was quite simple as you leaned in and collided your lips with his. Tom let out a sound of surprise before composing himself, kissing back and practically melting. He touched your cheek gently. Your lips moved in sync as you tangled you tangled your fingers in his hair, slipping off his beanie in the process.

You pulled away and apologized, giggling at his messy hair.

All Tom could do was grin widely, ignoring the fact that he was probably going to get sick from kissing you. He didn’t care, that was all he had craved.

The woman he had loved for so many months had finally kissed him.

She felt the same way.

“She does,” you simply answered.

The feeling in your head was something you couldn’t quite describe as he leaned in for another kiss.

Euphoric. Yes, that was it.

Originally posted by sexy-stan

duck-deullie  asked:

as a b1a4 supremacist, what do you think one should do to get to know them? i only recently kind of got into them because i didnt really know them until sandeul released his solo album

๏ฟผthatโ€™s CNU, btw, used to invent long hair before nuest ren or seventeen jeonghan.

also used to rock hipster glasses before it was cool. kang daniel the shoulder gangster? idk her. itโ€™s CNU.


where should i start? BUT a major note to take about B1A4 is they went from this:


to this:

hallelujah. read more here.

listen, friend, i go way back with B1A4. i literally cried watching this subbed video lmaooo skip to 43:40.

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i want to start my new year with love!

so iโ€™ve been on sports tumblr for 16+ (ish) months now and i figured it was time to something like this so here goes nothing (PLEASE tell me if i left you off this list, the software iโ€™m using might not be reliable). this is super long bc i have a lot of love in me hort and i have to share it with all of you!!!

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Fandom: IT (2017)

Pairing: Reddie ( Richie Tozier / Eddie Kaspbrak )

Word Count:ย 2.3k


Eddie is, by all means, a popular vlogger. Heโ€™s worked hard to get himself where he is, and the fans love him for that, appreciate him for that.

But theyโ€™re also somewhat obsessed with Richie Tozier, and trying to decide if Eddie is, in fact, dating him.

So sue them.

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For @odeto-tozier, based off of their Vlogger!Eddie post.

Tag List: @killerxqueer @richietozierlitaf @princely-dots

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Heyo ! I’m Brunt / João !

As you might know (I’m pretty open about it) I’m a trans guy and u h in short , I need a binder.

Why ? Cuz . Well dysphoria is shit really , I don’t have much more reasons. Also I wanna be able to wear certain clothes without having to always wear a jacket on top and shit like that (it’s getting hot and I’m sweating a lot lately I’m honestly scared of overheating) AND also a big thing is . I want to be able to swim again . I really like swimming and its torture not doing so , but doing so with a bikini top / without anything is a big no . just . no .


I’ve opened a PayPal , I still need to learn how to use it but if you know how to use it and you wanna commission me so that I can eventually get a binder then dm me !! 5 slots are open atm !! The time I’m giving myself to finish these is , at max , 2 months because :

1) I’m looking to have the binder by then and 2) I’ve got school and I’m not always close to the computer so . It’s gonna take some time . Please be patient.

So for these , I’m only going to be doing icon comissions ! Why ? Well , because they take less of my time and are easier to do . And also I can make them look prettier in less time. I wanna do a good job.


A simple icon , might have a background or might have a pride flag (you ask what you want): 5-7€ (more colors , more price , more flags , more price , you get the deal)

Way more detailed icon (might still have the pride flags if you ask so): 10-14€ (again , depends on the complexety of the character , the ammount flags , etc , etc)

MATCHING ICONS TO SHOW OFF HOW MUCH YOU LOVE SOMEONE ELSE !!!! (these are my ocs btw) (1st image is the normal one , followed by what it would probably look like if you used it separately , as it’s meant to , or if you’re a loner and want to show the world your otp , then i guess you’d use the first one , i’m not judging honey) : 15-18€ (here is the same thing as the other ones , prices range on the complexety , ammount of flags , you know the deal already)



SO YEAH , if you wanna comission me , dm me and we’ll work this out . IN CASE YOU CAN’T COMISSION PLEASE REBLOG !! IT WOULD HELP ME OUT A LOT !!! THANKS !!!

iconic moments in the aftg trilogy i would willingly get amnesia for just to read them for the first time again
  •  when neil revealed that he could speak both french and german in one (1) week and the foxes’s reaction to it but mostly andrew’s surprise when he realized neil’s been playing them all along
  • Neil’s Great Roast Of Riko- listen, every single scene when neil has roasted riko has breathed life into my non-existent soul. “you’re going to eat your words, you’re going to choke on them”, the great banquet roast- “kevin and i talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time”, all the press interviews and the reckless, “i guess you’ve always known what it’s like to be second, you worthless piece of shit.” i c o n i c. 
  • when neil finally confessed the truth about his identity to kevin and kevin said, “you should be court” as a pained goodbye to which neil asked, “would you still teach me?” and kevin replied, “every night”
  • “show me your scars” fuck my life, i think about andrew thinking about neil’s scars at easthaven after he’s just felt them all the time
  • the scene during the foxes’ first match against edgar allen when kevin and neil had that perfect synchronized moment at scoring the goal by combining fox and raven footwork and ending it by clacking their sticks together 
  • “you are a pipedream” scene- so many iconic quotes here 
  • the rooftop scene where neil tried to explain how he was tired of being nothing and andrew looked at him with that look of perfect understanding and then “kissed him like his world started and ended with neil’s mouth”
  • the baltimore reunion scene- i kid you not, if i could read one (1) thing for the rest of my life, it would be this scene. i cannot. impress. enough how much i love this scene. i’ve practically memorised this scene down to the last line. seeing andrew lose control, the way he acted, his protective streak, “you’re not going anywhere, you’re staying with us”, “i have to go, i don’t trust them to give you back” f u c k.
  • the entire team towering over the officers and basically telling them to fuck off because “he’s ours and we’re not letting him go” and also, all of them building a blanket fort in matt and neil’s room that night because none of them wanted to be away from neil 
  • the shower scene- nope, don’t need to explain this one
  • when kevin finally snapped, called riko out as a two-faced asshole on national television, got piss drunk and turned his ‘2′ tattoo into a fucking queen because we love a self-professed queen 
  • whymack’s emotionally inspiring speech before the finals- it made me want to cry on behalf of a made up sport’s final
  • few things can be as iconic as the moment when kevin fucking day switched the racquet from his right to left hand before the second half of the final match and everyone lost their shit
  • neil spending his last (1) ounce of energy on dissing riko when he literally doesn’t have the strength to breathe and andrew shattering riko’s arm when he tried to hurt neil (we don’t talk about the fact that the series started with andrew smashing a racquet into neil’s gut and ended with him protecting neil from someone trying to hurt him with a racquet)

anonymous asked:

Tell another theatre story!

Mkay this one isn’t technically a ‘theater’ story but it was a branch of the theater company okay.

So, the year is 2012 and for some reason, Pitch Perfect is the Biggest Deal. If you’re sitting at home, reading this, thinking you and your friends really like Pitch Perfect, but your not a theater kid- you have absolutely no fucking idea the amount of obsession that was going on with the film. If you aren’t a theater kid, you can’t even imagine. Holy shit.

So anyway, the company used to have this musical director named Joe. Joe was…a strange character, if you will. Like, he was a nice guy, but if I didn’t know him and I saw him walking in my direction on a dark street, I would switch sides, you know what I mean? He’s got perpetually messy and vaguely dirty long hair, even though he’s much too old for the look to work for him, and this weird stare at all times, and he was like, a lot more proud of his musical talents than he had a right to be? lmao I remember we had to bring in extra help for “Into the Woods”, and this girl did more work than him, and when the show ended she was like “Oh my gosh I had so much fun!! Do you think I could come back to help with the other shows?” and he DEADASS SAID “No.” and then didn’t pass on the message from her to the director!!! (sources tell me she’s now the musical director there lmao)

So anyway, Pitch Perfect’s out and everyone is #AcaObsessed, and Joe’s looking for some street cred on his resume so he goes to the director and is like “Hey, what if we start an Capella group?”

Fatal mistake.

So she thinks that’s a wonderful idea and that the group can meet in the studios on Sundays before show rehearsals, but first we have to have an interest meeting, because nothing can ever be done without those.

So they just. Promoted the fuck out of the idea for this acapella group. They were calling it the Acapella Starrs, stunningly original and creative name, I know. And a lot of people were actually kinda interested- I was not one of them. I did not give a flying shit about this, I hadn’t even seen Pitch Perfect and all the hype about it was annoying me. My mother decided for me that I had to at least go to the damn interest meeting, because she wanted me to ‘try new things’ and ‘you have a beautiful voice!’ and ‘maybe if you make them happy they’ll actually give you a damn role next time’. So I told them I’d be at the interest meeting.

(Side note- I really want to drive home the fact how hard they were trying to get people to join this group. I vividly remember my being in the middle of my birthday party, everyone is hanging out and having fun, when my then friend Brendan’s phone started ringing and he picked up and it was Joe, asking him if he was planning on joining the group, and does he hear people in the background? Are you at a party with your friends, Brendan? Ask them to join the group too! It’ll be fun! Brendan, promise you’ll think about it? AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW THE HELL HE GOT THIS KID’S CELL PHONE NUMBER. RIDICULOUS.)

Okay, so it’s the day of the interest meeting, and I trudge up to the studio, dreaming of being in my bed instead, dreading of putting up with all the perky ass people who are gonna be singing the fucking cup song in perfect soprano voices. I open up the door, and who do I see? Joe, and my friend @chilling-like-dylan.


Joe made us wait for a bit “in case anyone was running late” (as if ANYONE could be later than me, Joe, come on). So Dylan and I were talking and he told me he was sorta interested but his mom had forced him there too lmao. And this wasn’t even like, the first Goddamn time Dylan and I were the only people to show up to something. I remember there was an interest meeting for acting lessons or something and the people there were the two of us and maybe four 9 year olds. Iconic. @ Dyl we should have been appreciated more.

So anyway, after like a million years of waiting, during which me and Dyl mostly sat quietly as we watched Joe’s soul and all his hopes and dreams collapse before our very eyes, it was decided we should sing something. ‘Hey, it’s acapella, and besides, at least you’ve got two different voice types!’

So he gets out his sad little keyboard and starts (half heartedly) teaching us how to do ‘Brown Eyed Girl’, and honestly we killed it??? If Dyl and I ever get married like my mother wants us to, I’m demanding we dance to that. Dylan was on the main lyrics while I was doing more the acapella sounds, and then we came together for the refrain. We sounded great, and even the director was surprised by that when she came to check out the meeting, her eyes sweeping over the desolate room before landing on the three of us in the corner and making eye contact with Joe, who stopped playing immediately as Dylan and I carried on. We got a “Great job, Prince and Molly Girl!”, before we scurried out to CVS to wait for our parents, all the while feeling like a storm was brewing in the studio.

Lmao okay, so the next day we had rehearsal for our show right (I’m 98% sure this was during Into the Woods), and there’s always announcements before we start things right. So she brought up the subject of the interest meeting and things got tense, no one turned around to look at Joe but you could feel him glaring lmao. She brought up how Dylan and I were the only one’s there, which is funny now but when I was sixteen it felt weirdly embarrassing, and that ‘they understand if there was scheduling conflicts, but the first practice is next week’  yadayadayada. I realized Dylan and I probably weren’t gonna be able to escape officially joining the group at this point, but I was like? The two of us sound good, and it doesn’t seem like anyone else is gonna bother, so maybe it won’t be awful?

OH, bye the way, they fucking charged us money for joining the acapella group!!! And then even more money for tshirts! As if paying to be in the shows wasn’t bad enough!!! I get it’s a non-profit but slow your role, my poor ass doesn’t need this or your damn matching tshirts!!!

So, anyway, the next week I force myself out of bed and into the shower and get to the practice fairly late (me showing up late with wet hair was a well known Meme of this company tbh. But Joe was shooting murder eyes at me for it). But like…it wasn’t just Dylan there. I saw my friends Morgan and Soren, two girls named Libby and Madison that I was friendly with, a tiny flamboyant then-11 year old named Neil who I knew bc I had emotionally adopted him at a previous date, and then like two or three little girls in his age group I didn’t know, who had the whole ‘better than you’ act down lmao. What…were these people doing here? Evidently they had all been talked (see: bribed or annoyed) into joining. Joe gave me some sheet music and we started singing ‘For The Longest Time’








Not Good.


None of these words are strong enough to describe how truly shitty we sounded. But wait, you say! That was only your first rehearsal together! Surely you must have gotten better with practice!


And it wasn’t even like, lack of ability or musical talent. Everyone there was a fairly decent singer. Joe was just so unwilling to TEACH properly! He was just…not good. Like, okay, so the whole plan was that we would perform during intermission at shows, right? So he composed and original song about the company, but…it was dreadful. To this day, it’s still made fun off. I distinctly remember that for one of the sounds he had us going “ZZZZZZZZZZZ”. But like, not even a drawn out zzzzz, he literally just had us saying the letter ‘Z’. The line went like “we are such prooos-’ (Zee-Zee-ZeZee-Zee-ZeZee-Zee-ZeZee-Zee” oh my God. And there were just so many other things he wasn’t teaching us properly, and to make matters EVEN WORSE, my chorus class at school had just started a acapella group so good they could’ve dragged Pentatonix through the fucking mud (and my High School arts department vs my theater company was a legitimate THING because of some age old feud with the two directors) so I knew how good we COULD’VE sounded, what we had the POTENTIAL for, but we weren’t getting there bc Joe was more focused on giving the boys solo’s and not teaching us how to PROPERLY SINGING ACAPELLA I’M SALTY.

So, the younger group’s show was coming up, and they were doing Grease. So, since we were meant to be performing at intermission, we had to get there before the show, sell raffle ticket and stuff, hang out in the hallway during the first act (bc none of us actually wanted to see it lmao), and then we could leave after intermission. I have the most vivid memories of standing at the top of the stairs as Morgan said “HELLO! Would you like to buy some raffle ticKETS?” in the same exact cheery way every time someone came up. She sounded like a recording. Soren was keeping all the money in his beanie in a very unprofessional manner. At some point we started a massage train. There might have been a CIA agent. I gave a bj to a water bottle. Dylan tried to make a vine of all of us flying but it didn’t work out. Madison draped herself over Soren and had one leg pulled over her head (dancer) while lamenting, “I just don’t understand why boys like me so much!”. It was an interesting weekend, in the least.

But then we get to the intermission performance.


The audience was barely paying attention, but the ones who were were cracking up.

The next day we get there, and Joe looks like hell but the director, in her over cheery manner was like “Guys you were so good! So good! I love you! But I think for today, we’re gonna have you guys sing in the hallway instead of on the stage, okay?”


So now, innocent ass people are coming out to buy candy and water, and here’s our group, right there, able to make eye contact, singing fucking ‘For The Longest Time’, and no one can escape. They couldn’t escape our horrible singing and we couldn’t escape direct eye contact. It was the worst. I don’t even know how the others were personally feeling (although they all looked miserable), but here’s me, stage fright, always 100% feeling like I’m being mocked or judged any time people look at me, and now I gotta hold eye contact while singing at people, and we don’t even sound good, and my shirt didn’t fit right so I felt extra fat, and a million other negative thoughts were in my head. Like, truly, it was such a fucking mess. I could handle acting because on a stage I couldn’t see anyone in the audience, and I wasn’t being me. I was way too insecure to handle something as up close as this was.

Everyone knew how bad it was. It spread like wild fire through the company, became such a joke so fast, and still the director and Joe was pushing for more of this. It was ridiculous. No one wanted to do it, and eventually we all just sort of faded out of the group as they let us go with varying degrees of despair. I got an out at reregistration for the ‘next season’. I said I just couldn’t afford the money for this group on top of the money for the show. “It’s really not that much, Molly.”

“It’s this or buying a class ring.”

“I’m sure we could work out some sort of discount-”


Everyone else did similar moves, or just stopped going to practices altogether. In a few years, the Acapella Starrs might be nothing more than a legend whispered on the wind, like the Ghost or the Fascination Station.

I pray for the day society completely forgets it as a whole.

The Wedding Planner (Part 3)

Summary: Being a wedding planner is all fun and games until suddenly youโ€™re saved from an accident by the man of your dreamsโ€“later discovering that he happens to be your latest clientโ€™s fiancรฉ.

Word Count:ย 1,789.

Part 1 Part 2ย 

A/N: Shorter part than usual! But just wait to see what happens at the end. Hope you enjoy!

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Love (and Other Feelings Like It)

A thank you to @brinshannara for the beta, you great <3

This is Jโ€™onn centered, SuperCorp sap. And you can read it on AO3

The first thing Jโ€™onn felt was panic, pure, unadulterated panic. Even before Karaโ€™s head shot up to grin at the heartbeat she could hear through the door, Jโ€™onn felt the anxiety wafting from the hallway.


Heโ€™d felt a lot of emotional whiplash in his life, but this was something else. Jโ€™onn grimaced as he felt the headache begin. The relief he felt from her was short-lived though, the anxiety already tumbling back into place as she stepped into the apartment.

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How we actually met (1/1)

Summary:ย Two ladies develops love online. They both travel around the world separately as their jobs. They only knows each others first names. Now they describe how they meet in person.

AN: Non Power Rangers AU. Modern AU.

So this is based off of a short film called Modern/Love starring Naomi Scott. You can choose to either read the story first or watch the video first. If you choose to read first, it will be spoilers for the video and vice versa so yeahโ€ฆ You choose.
Itโ€™s a great 10 minute short film and I highly recommend it.

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They met online accidentally.

Trini was suppose to message a partner from work when she mistyped the username and started chatting with Kxmberly, a woman named Kimberly who had an icon picture of an aesthetic pink background and a silhouette of a women (Trini presumed it was Kimberly).

Meanwhile, Trini had the username TriniBee with the icon of a selfie, one hand covering half of her face.

Itโ€™s been 6 months since the two have been chatting online, they were confident with each other that the person on the other side of the screen was not a troll or some creep on the internet. At the same time, they also made a mutual agreement to no pictures and no last names until they meet personally just to make it more intimate between the two of them.

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okay, anon! here’s your super special list :) i’m dividing it into two separate categories. here we goooo

USWNT history

tried to basically pick one from each modern era (i.e. the latest wc’s/olympics)

2011 World Cup - USA vs. BRA: this game wasn’t iconic simply because it sent the gals to the 2011 wc semifinals, it was the way in which they won it! i won’t spoil it all, but here’s the only full game version i could find:

if you don’t feel like watching the whole thing and getting dizzy, you can youtube highlights of the game and still get the gist. it was a thriller to the end!

2012 Olympics - USA vs. CAN: one of the biggest catalysts in the north american rivalry (if you want to know why things get so ugly between these two teams, just watch tancredi for a couple minutes). also, if you’ve ever heard the term “ALEX MORGAN HAS DONE IT!!!!”, this is where it comes from. maybe the most iconic game

2015 World Cup - USA vs. GER: two words: kelley o’hara.

p.s. there is so much to be said about their whole world cup run, so if you ever can, i suggest watching all the matches. some other highlights include press’ game winning goal against australia, kling’s goal line save against sweden, cheney (lauren holiday) and tobin scoring in the final, and obviously carli’s rocket goal from midfield. good times :’)

2016 Olympic Qualifiers - USA vs. PUR: crystal. dunn. (this is basically just a game to watch when you want to see your faves score a bunch of goals. and how they play the game when everything goes perfectly and the competition isn’t the greatest)


2017 Tournament of Nations - USA vs. BRA: this game. oooh this game. idk if you were around for it, but let’s just say it still gives everyone chills even thinking about it. Never Say Die

tc history

2013 International Friendly - USA vs. SCO: cp’s first cap!!! first two goals!!! and first assist by one miss tobin heath!!! look at their smiley little baby faces :)))

2016 Olympic Qualifiers - USA vs. CRC: you like a little lesbian drama? well is this the match for you! feat. holy shit tobin heath and christen press did that (peep the iconic Leg Push @ 54:50)

2016 International Friendly - USA vs. COL: just a fun game to watch back when we still had hope. plus a press goal (peep The Wink @ 33:26)


2016 International Friendly - USA vs. SUI: this was a great game. tobs goal. stanford connection. cp goal with that cheesy t smile. 10/10 / (peep The Hug @ 24:03 of part 2. watch it in slomo. watch it in real time. watch it in 1080p. look at the pics from all different angles. let your heart fill with warmth)

2016 International Friendly - USA vs. ROU (San Jose & Carson): maybe i’m biased. but these games will always hold a special place in my heart. SJ was the game that got Chris a hat trick of hat tricks (plus a tobs goal and alex morgan brace), and LA was the game that had everybody buying Lip Reading for Dummies (”…omg did allie just say what it looked like she said?!” “probably not but we’ll never know so let’s just pretend”) / (it must be a love connection!) 

…and T used 2017 as a gap year to go soul searching in California! isn’t that great!

anyway this should keep you occupied for a while :) and as usual let me know if you have any questions about anything!

anonymous asked:

Drabble Idea/Request: Set after the kiss in 7x16, they're in bed together and have a serious pillow talk. they talk more about the library kiss, the 5x05 kiss, what paige said to ali, and how they always thought of one either no matter who they were with (Paige, Rollins). Bonus points if the iconic quote from Great Expectations is used (:

I have a prompt idea that maybe you could do of Emily making sure Alison is okay after she fell at the school. But this is after they talked to the girls after there nursery was ruined. Or maybe of Hanna finding out what had happened to there nursery.

Not sure if I couldโ€™ve managed to fit Hanna into this since Emisonโ€™s in bed together, so Iโ€™ll save her for another drabble.

Anyway, I enjoy these two all cuddled up and surrounded by fluffy warmth:

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NJPW Wrestling Primer (Updated for 2017)

A while back I did a primer post to help introduce people to the wrestlers of NJPW, but it’s become out of date over time as things have changed since then, since wrestling always changes. So this is an updated version from mid-April 2017.

Kazuchika Okada - The greatest wrestler on the planet today, and one who is in the middle of possibly the best title reign of all time, which has featured numerous 4.5 and 4.75 star matches, as well as two 5 star and even a 6 star match. He originally made his legacy in NJPW with a now iconic rivalary with Hiroshi Tanahashi, but since has become a true ace for the company. He is the leader of the CHAOS faction and possibly Gedos son. Though, the position of ace wasn’t meant for Okada, it was meant for..

Tetsuya Naito - Naito was supposed to be the new top face of NJPW, but the fans rejected him. So during a US tour, instead of returing to Japan like most, he took a little soul searching journey down to Mexico, and met a man named La Sombra (you might know him as Andrade Cien Almas from WWE NXT) and his Los Ingobernables stable. This inspired a change of attitude in Naito, who returned to NJPW, and turned his back on the fans who rejected him, becoming one of the best characters and heels in wrestling in the process. He leads the Los Ingobernables stable, has had 5 star matches with Kenny Omega, Micheal Elgin (and imo with Tanahashi at WK11), and is just a master of working a crowd. He won the IWGP Heavyweight Title, and threw it in the air like a piece of trash. It was amazing.

Kenny Omega - Currently in NJPW, there are three men who could be considered the ace. Okada, Naito and Kenny Omega. Omega is probably the most popular wrestler in NJPW outside of Japan, due to him being Canadian. He’s the leader of Bullet Club, and is one of the greatest wrestlers on the planet today. Theres simply nothing Kenny Omega can’t do. But he has two modes: if he keeps his shirt on in a match, expect more comedy, but if the shirts off you’re in for the match of the night because thats when he gives 100%. Last year he became the first gaijin to win the G1 Climax Tournament, and went on to have a 6 star classic match with Okada in the main event of Wrestle Kingdom. Since losing, he’s been searching for the answer of “why can’t I win big matches”, and his current goal is to walk into the upcoming NJPW shows in America as champion, no matter what.

Hiroshi Tanahashi - The former ace of NJPW. He’s the man who pulled NJPW out of the dark ages. A wildly popular rockstar of a man, who is still one of the best big match workers in all of wrestling, even now that he’s slowing down. He’s had classic matches with just about every big name on the NJPW roster, and I don’t think you can count him out just yet. He’s currently a member of the weird Taguchi Japan stable, and doing lots of 6 man tag matches, but I can’t help but feel he’ll be chasing singles gold again soon.

Katsuyori Shibata - Shibata is an interesting case. He debuted alongside Tanahashi and Nakamura and with them he was part of the chosen future of the company. But when things got rough for NJPW, he jumped ship to go do MMA fights instead. With his 4-10-1 record, it is often considered pretty bad for him, but when he came back to wrestling, he seemed more legitimate than ever and wants to fight his way to the top instead of being handed the title. He’s the anti-hero face that everyone wants in wrestling, a true badass who will fight until the very end… which he might have in his recent main event with Okada. Due to a combonation of dehydration due a longer match than he’s used to, and a dangerous shoot headbutt spot, he had to get surgery on his head following the match and might never wrestle again, but if his music hits again, the pop will likely be thunderous.

Minoru Suzuki -  48 fights, 29 wins & 19 losses. That is the MMA record of former King of Pancrase Minoru Suzuki. He’s the leader of Suzuki-Gun, and someone who would break your arm off and laugh at your suffering. He’s the best bastard heel on the planet, a legitimate badass, and he scares me. He’s held both the AJPW Triple Crown Championship, and NOAH’s GHC Heavyweight Championship, and only needs the IWGP Heavyweight Championship to be one of few men to hold all three of Japans top belts, and even at 48 years old, age might not be enough to stop him. He’s an ageless badass.

Tomohiro Ishii - Ishii is one of the most underrated men in NJPW, as he can be slotted in as a top guy at any time and he’ll put on a fantastic match. Just an incredible worker when motivated in a singles match, but usually does tag work with other members of CHAOS, usually Toru Yano. But there are moments of brilliance in all of his matches.

Those are the major players in the company in my eyes but here’s some fun minor characters:

Ryusuke Taguchi - The funky weapon, who likes to throw his ass into peoples faces to win matches. When motivated he’s one of the most dangerous junior heavyweights on the roster, but he’d rather just have fun. He leads Taguchi Japan, which is a stable of random members of the roster who for some reason united under the flag of The Funky Weapon. It’s awesome just trust me.

Bad Luck Fale - A huge, slow beast of a man. Currently the longest running member of Bullet Club, being the first person to join Prince Devitt’s (WWE’s Finn Balor) new stable back in 2013. He’s a constant force that is protected in singles action and that makes him dangerous. In tournaments he’s a spoiler. Don’t bet against Fale, he’s kill your brackets and your dreams. He’s gotten singles wins over most big names in current NJPW, and is a hard guy to predict. Fear the Underboss of Bullet Club.

Tama Tonga - A future breakout star for NJPW, since his awesome performance in the G1 Climax last year, Tonga has just been getting better and better with each match. He’s got a unique in ring style where he uses his speed to confuse an opponent before striking. Always fun to watch, and I see singles success in his future, as well as more tag success with his brother:

Tanga Loa - Camacho. Does anyone remember Camacho? Teamed with Hunico in WWE? No? Well he’s in Japan now with his brother and they’re pretty great. He’s a brawler, and that’s about it. It works in tag matches but don’t expect much from a singles match with him.

Ricochet - The human incarnation of flippt shit. He busts out 630 sentons like they’re nothing, it’s incredible. But beyond that he’s just a fantastic and well rounded wrestler.

Will Ospreay - The best high flyer in wrestling but needs to slow the fuck down before he kills his knees. He’s only 23, and already one of the best in the world, and only gets better as he expands his style.

Jushin Thunder Liger - Iconic legend of juniors wrestling, character was based off an anime which is much less known than Liger himself, still wrestles but has slowed down a bit. He’s 52 years old and can still outwrestle most juniors on the roster.

Tiger Mask W - Not Kota Ibushi

Kota Ibushu - A freelancer who turned down a full time WWE contract to do weird shit in Japan, used to team with Kenny Omega as The Golden Lovers but they broke up and have soap opera level drama AND JUST NEED TO MAKE UP ALREADY. He’s also not Tiger Mask W.

Togi Makabe - Bruiser Brody 2.0

Ropongi Vice - Trent Barreta (yes, that Trent from WWE) and Rocky Romero just wanna have a good time in Ropongi, but have to wrestle too but are very good at it. Rocky is one of the best tag wrestlers around, and Barreta is becoming one of the best too.

Sanada - A member of Los Ingobernables De Japon. I can’t help but feel like NJPW has big plans for him. He debutted helping Naito win the IWGP Heavyweight Championship, and has had big singles matches with both Tanahashi and Okada, but has never held singles gold. (only member of L.I.J to not get a singles title) He’s an incredibly agile, handsome, and skilled wrestler, expect big things from him in the future.

Evil - A member of Los Ingobernables De Japon, is Evil and has lasers.

Hiromu Takahashi - The Joker mixed with Kefka mixed with a Pro Wrestler, he will kill himself so long as he kills his opponent at the same time. Has a fetish where he needs to lick everything he touches.

BUSHI - Evil Luchador who spits mist in peoples eyes and has really fucking cool masks.

Yujiro Takahashi - The Godfather but Japanese, the only Japanese member of Bullet Club, formerly teamed with Tetsuya Naito as No Limit

Micheal Elgin - The worlds strongest Canadian, likely lives in a gym.

Satoshi Kojima - Heir to the lariat, will take your head off with it, loves bread (seriously follow this guy on Twitter, his broken english tweets are as wholesome as his lariats are stiff)

David Finlay Jr. - Son of Fit Finlay, getting very good

Tomaki Honma - Gravely voiced fan favorite who usually loses but is always fun, he uses his head a weapon, started his career in Big Japan Wrestling where he was the first person to use light tubes in a deathmatch, and is currently on the shelf with a very major neck injury and might never wrestle again.

Toru Yano - A comedy relief wrestler who just wants you to buy his DVD and will keep beating your faves with upset victories until you do

Yuji Nagata - Some would say Nagata is the former ace of NJPW during the dark years, but no one really wants to take that title. But he’s a fantastic worker even in his old age, one of the last of his generation of NJPW.

Hirooki Goto - A man who could challenge for the IWGP Heavyweight Championship a thousand more times and still choke every single time, but always have a good match in the process. Seriously, this guy loses 80% of big matches he’s in. He’s a stiff worker and it’s great, but get your head in the game Goto, you can win matches, I know you can!

Kushida - Have you ever watched Back the the Future and thought, ‘this is great but I wish Marty McFly was a wrestler’. Kushida. That’s Kushida.

and just so many more and I could go on forever. There are so many great wrestlers in NJPW, and you really don’t need to know the commentary to enjoy it.


i didnt want to make this but they left me! no choice!
the screenshots above are sort of old, but im only just getting back from a break; forgive me for yet again, having no idea what was going on.

tldr: @homestuckmania-sprites is run by gross ass people and have remade my sprite parts out of pettiness**, for starters.

**for lack of better words to summarize with. im bad with words, bear with me through this post. i can only hope itโ€™s coherent enough.

letโ€™s start by saying this: yes iโ€™ve made bi kanaya and pan dirk in the past; iโ€™m not gonna go into detail but they WERE requests and i thought i was in the right, had i not been a fucking fool i wouldve sent them privately. about the iconsโ€“ iโ€™m aware, it was a stupid thing to do out of pettiness, i have a personality disorder and have tendencies to do things on impulse. i have removed all of these sprites and will not make that mistake again.

now that thatโ€™s out of the way, hereโ€™s what happened, i think. its kinda a lengthy story.

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dan and phil play the sims 4 #39: a summary


impression of the iconic woman from the simpsons

dan has no care for children and i relate

“… not that you’re children” dan says whilst phil is trying to speak

dig yourself into a hole in your own time stop interrupting him you curly haired lumberjack wannabe

i sound mocking but he actually looks bomb i love it

they both do

“don’t talk about the words. the words just come, they mean nothing… like our lives” also just like the rebrand apparently

briefing on the toddler stage

the lack of skills is going to make me cringe

phil watched the video back just to call dan out, what a guy

they feign surprise that we’re so observant

the parp debate

“… and other things i’m not particularly comfortable with you saying”

“he’s just dead in the bed” // “he’s fine”

phil recalls being in daycare and crushing trucks in sand with his friend owen…. okay boy

can’t wait for the abundance of original characters called owen in fics now

dan just remembers a sandpit

what kind of fancy ass daycares did you two go to i didn’t have any of that shit i just remember all the girls except for me used to fight over the doll pram whilst i sat alone in the corner of the room attempting to read and being sad that i was there

both their daycares were inside and they stank because ‘everyone peed’ …. again what kind of daycare did you two go to

“even though we were three hundred miles and a couple of years apart… we had the same experience” // “essentially that sand came from the same place” i’m so done with these two and it’s not even three minutes in

“fill the bath with fruit loops”

the toddler food glitch is so fucking annoying and seeing it in let’s plays only annoys me more

phil thinks the final bedtime story will be about a dragon

“party miami dad with abs”

“hey dan it’s your ripped jeans, you just need to cut them off as shorts” // “oh my god, yes, and when i have abs i will wear a top like that”

please stop talking over each other we’re not even four minutes in yet this is going to be painful

“that’s kind of dragon, come on, give that to me” the latter of this sentence immediately triggered the 'it’s not the first time he’s said those words’ sensor in my brain

phil wants to change the miami dad outfit whereas dan literally screeched his argument to keep it

phil feels pain in his own stomach watching a simulation on a screen do ab crunches

the excitement over transformation of the day is cute what a cute thirty year old man you are

“that reminds me, you should do transformation of the day, come on, i’ve been waiting” very contradictory but sure okay phil

“time to sacrifice one of our children” the youtube comments are going to have a field day with that one aren’t they

“party dil’s whacking out…”

the draw phil naked music :((((

dan the materialistic man resurfaces

the first singing interlude of the video

“is it dab or usain bolt, scientists can’t tell”

“happy famalamies”

“how does one cake” me on a regular basis honestly

they both agree that blue confetti cake sounds 'birthday-ish’

the artistic prodigy aspiration and the cheerful trait were chosen

“dab - a ray of sunshine running through everyone’s lives”

“i’m like who is this thing in the house” phil lester english university degree holder

lame science jokes from dan there

supportive bf phil is back with a vengeance though don’t you worry

the game spawned him with bunny slippers nice

“he’s growing up before our eyes, dan” fanfic writers have fun

“i’m gonna punch. and i’m gonna punch you, phil. because you’re the only one here” // *phil leans away* “don’t punch ME!”

“amphibians need representation”

cue the 'de-toddling’ decor section

“dinosaurs are still valid”

phil was scared of space print bedding he had as a kid

apparently it included the molester moon so i mean that’s a thing he said

and here’s the creepy speaking in sync thing again. add it to the compilation videos

“easy beans”

a creativity table for children gave phil tingles

the debate over whether or not to give him a tablet is really proving who will be the easygoing parent and who will be the disciplinarian (the majority of the fics were right)

“you-you’re gonna not give someone at school access to youtube? how can they make it through life without minecraft youtubers?” he was speaking from personal experience minus those last three words

i see u howell

phil wants him to draw a vehicle so dan chooses shapes

domestics are on the horizon

“yes this is danandphilcrafts, who’s gonna be sacrificed to satan?”

phil take that reference back before i shove it where the sun doesn’t shine

time to age up evan

quick sidenote have you seen how many dabxevan fics there are bc wow there are a ton, not that i’ve read any but they’re out there

“see i went to cheese and you went to trapeziums… what does that mean, psychologically?” that dan needs to get his well-educated stick out of his ass and realise a block of cheese when he sees it

“all this cake is making me so hungry, dan..”

this whole cake talk is so domestic what the fuck is happening you just moved how are you still providing domesticity

they’re going to get deliveroo cake

i’m surprised we didn’t get a tweet about that crazy night

apparently eliza is a milf according to dan even though phil says he isn’t allowed to say it (make of that what you will, demons)

daddy pancakes

they’re literally providing more weird fic prompts pls stop

“tumblr’s gonna go nuts. they have matching trackies” so we now know what tags dan stalks on tumblr

red apparently reflects evan

the science set is reminding phil of fallout yes i relate what a quality game

this video took so long to summarise what the actual fuck but okay it’s over it’s just the buildup to the outro now

“don’t explode the universe with a chemistry set” wise words from phil there

Daniel Howell - i guess these puns have to be daniel themed now


Everyone Knew

Kenny Omega didn’t like (Y/N) (L/N) but the bucks knew the truth. Matt and Nick knew that Kenny had feels for (Y/N) but he didn’t want to ruin their friendship. Marty even saw how Kenny would stare at the (Y/H/C) haired girl. Everyone knew that Kenny would never confess his feels because he was more focus on his work than his love life.

Before Adam left the bullet club, he knew. He was getting sick of seeing Kenny doing nothing. He knew he had to take matters in his own hands. This may surprise people but Adam knew Jimmy Havoc. Jimmy was kinda (Y/N)’s type. They were both fans of each other and (Y/N) needed to have some fun too. She was just like Kenny but she did try to talk to him but he blew her off.

Walking down the halls, Adam finally saw who he was looking for.

“ Havoc, my dearest friend. ” Adam said, putting his arm around Jimmy.

“ What the hell do you want? ” Jimmy said, playfully.

“ I need a favor that you might like. You know (Y/N), right? ”


Adam came beside the Bucks, Kenny, and Marty. They were watching (Y/N)’s match. Well, the Bucks and Marty were. Kenny was “ cleaning his shoes ” but we all knew the truth.

Unfortunately, she was soon pinned and lost. (Y/N) laid against the post. It was one of her best fights. She was strung out, which was perfect for my plan.

“ I need a gangster
To love me better
Than all the others do
To always forgive me
Ride or die with me
That’s just what gangsters do ”

“ What the hell? ” Marty question as the music played.

Everyone was just as confused as Marty was. (Y/N) looked around, seeing smoke around the ring. No one knew what was really happening but Jimmy and Adam. Kenny was looking at the screen more than the rest of us. If Adam ask, he’ll probably just make up an excuse.

“ I’m fucked up, I’m black and blue
I’m built for all the abuse
I got secrets that nobody, nobody, nobody knows
I’m good on that pussy shit
I don’t want what I can get
I want someone with secrets that nobody, nobody, nobody knows ”

Soon, someone dressed in Marty’s gear came in the ring, twirling Marty’s iconic umbrella. Matt started looking at Marty than the TV. They watch as (Y/N) say Marty’s name before laughing a little bit. She took his offering hand and look at him with a confused face but it soon turn to fear as he reveled his face.

“ Woah, is that Jimmy Havoc? ” Nick question

Marty was about to ask another question but stopped when Jimmy, roughly, kissed (Y/N), before, punching her in the stomach. (Y/N) also wrestle men. So, she should be okay, right?

Jimmy threw her down and started beating her with the umbrella. Adam look at Kenny, for a reaction, but he was gone.

“ Where’s Kenny? ” Marty asked

His question was soon answered by the Kenny Omega chants. Adam looked at the screen, only to see Kenny beating the shit out of Jimmy.

Soon, the Bucks went out to grab (Y/N) and get her backstage. Marty and Adam grabbed Kenny and pulled him back. Kenny looked around, seeing (Y/N) gone. He went backstage, only to find (Y/N) with the bucks.

“ Are you okay? ” Kenny asked, approaching (Y/N).

She had a ice pack on her left cheekbone and a cut on her eyebrow. There was a forming bruise on her ribs.

“ I’m fine but why did you help me? ” (Y/N) asked, blushing a little.

“ Um, be-because I want to be the one to beat you ” Kenny lied, turning alittle red.

“ There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don’t got a lot to say
But there’s something about her
And you don’t know why
But you’re dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl ”

Everyone looked down the hall, only to see Adam and Jimmy, arms over shoulders, singing kiss the girl.

“ Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
Possible she wants you too
There is one way to ask her
It don’t take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl ”

Adam and Jimmy got closer, bottle of whiskey in Jimmy’s hand. Jimmy was clearly drunk.

“ Sing with me now
Sha la la la la la
My oh my
Look like the boy too shy
Ain’t gonna kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Ain’t that sad?
Ain’t it a shame?
Too bad, he gonna miss the girl ”

They both started singing, loudly.

“ Kiss her, Kenny. I didn’t do this for nothing. Sorry for that but I did it for love. ” Jimmy say as him and Adam started singing, loudly again, as they walked away.

“ What is he talking abo-” (Y/N) asked but stopped when Kenny kissed her.

“ Awwww ” The Bucks cooed