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anonymous asked:

what would be your strategy? :)

I’d cut out my tracker. They’d have to declare me dead because they wouldn’t have any way of knowing when/if I died. Then when the pickings became slim, I’d make my way to where the final showdown was happening and I’d take out the “victor” right after he/she won.

This is using the book’s version of the tracker, not the movie where it’s deeply embedded into the arm.

captainswanner4lyfe-deactivated  asked:

No you stupid bitch your anonymous person was me. You are so incredibly rude and I am disgusted I ever followed your fucking ass. You're so disrespectful to your followers and I will make sure all of my followers well know how much of a low life you really are. Your edits are also garbage hence why they don't get many notes. Your personality needs work as well. I was your fucking anon and now I am off anon, so fuck off bitch. Unfollowed your piece of shit ass. Fuck you.

hooray for being a pretentious douchebag. are you proud. be proud of yourself.

this is me.

not giving.

a single.

shit.

anonymous asked:

but all i want in life is a nice girlfriend who can snuggle with me under the stars and we'd write each other poems and tell how much we love each other and we'd kiss and i'd look into her eyes and she would smile and i'd put my head to her chest and hear her heart beat for someone and that someone is me LIKE HONESTLY HOW FUCKING HARD CAN THAT BE JESUS CHRIST JUST THIS ONE THING

oh my god that actually sounds really nice and enjoyable???? why don’t you have someone like that already you sound kind of perfect?

savagestaarlight  asked:

ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A POLITICIAN NAMED MITT ROMNEY. MITT ROMNEY LIVED ACROSS THE STREET FROM BARACK OBAMA. BARACK OBAMA WAS A DECENT HUMAN BEING AND HALF THE COUNTRY LOVED HIM. MITT ROMNEY WAS AN ASSHOLE AND HALF THE COUNTRY ONLY VOTED FOR HIM CAUSE HE DIDN'T AGREE WITH GAY MARRIAGE. TUNE IN TOMORROW TO FIND OUT IF THE DECENT HUMAN BEING CRUSHES THE ASSHOLE.

oh

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thats some strong opinions

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anonymous asked:

Your URL makes no sense, Finnik wasn't a whore at all, Snow sold him and made him do those things. Sure he was a flirt but if he didn't do what Snow wanted he would have killed Annie, so i would not classify him as a whore, he was just hot and there was nothing he could do about it. No Hate, JS..

1) you spelled finnick wrong

2) it doesn’t refer to what president snow forced finnick to do it’s just an ironic url.

i also have whoremitch, whoreniss, whorenisseverdeen, whoretonhearsawho, anniecreslut, cathoe, presidentwhoreiolanus, deanwhorechester, and maxhelwhore, along with a medley of other whore related urls on my personal.

it’s a joke. it has nothing to do with finnick and the forced prostitution. 

hoorah.

anonymous asked:

Sometimes I find jen's portray of katniss a bit more intimidating and serious and blunt ... I mean I still love her and I find her playing perfectly as katniss it's just I can't help but a bit scared by the katniss in the movie lol

I think that was the point! Haha. That’s kinda the type of person she is, y'know? Katniss is this vulnerable 16 year old girl but at the same time she’s a hunter, she’s in the Hunger Games, she’s in this terrible situation and she’s going to do whatever it takes to survive and she needs to be intimidating, serious, fearless. She even says in the book she can’t let her fear show. She has to be intimidating because otherwise she’s gonna be killed.