you've never done this before

hey i just wanted to say that if you’re already scraping by to make ends meet, the holidays are really hard. and that puts pressure on you and on your whole family. and if there’s one thing i hope you know it’s that you don’t need to prove you love someone by buying them something. i know we all want to get the people we care about really fancy things. but i’m okay if you get me like a smooth rock you found by the ocean. i know it’s true of other people, too. i’d rather you hand me a diy picture frame from popsicle sticks than something you had to go into debt to buy, and i think any person who’s worth their socks will tell you the same thing. and on that note? everybody loves socks, and they’re pretty cheap. yes, it’d be great if you and i stumbled on enough money to actually afford things. but love, i’ve learned, isn’t about the buying.

and on that note? for those of you out there who find the holidays a particularly dark time… i hope you know there will always be someone willing to open the door for you. even when it feels like there’s no one. even if that door is a window you have to crawl through. 

and for those of us who have more than we need, i hope we open those doors. if you notice someone who is going to be alone during the holidays, or who is usually depressed but for no apparent reason seems markedly happy and is giving away their things, please invite them over. hang out with them, no matter how awkward it is. sudden cleaning and long notes about how much they love you are also signs of suicide. with recent changes in insurance, it’s increasingly harder to find mental health care, so help a friend out (and maybe even yourself!) by figuring out who still takes the insurance offered so we can all give ourselves the gift of coping mechanisms, the gift that keeps on giving.

i hope you all are happy and safe this season!

Will and Nico are about to do it.
  • will: so... are you sure?
  • nico: yeah
  • will: but you've never done this before... I feel-
  • nico: hey. neither did you. I love you. and I feel ready. I wanna do it with you
  • will, teary eyed: nico... this means so much to me. it's amazing
  • nico: I know. I love you.
  • will: it's a thing we never tried and I'm so scared to suck at it
  • nico: you won't. I trust you.
  • will, taking a deep breath: okay. you are right. practice makes perfect, after all
  • nico: that's the spirit
  • will, turning XBOX on: and now... LET'S DO THIS!!!!
Long Ass List of Daredevil Sentence Starters
  • "Scream all you want. Come on, let me hear you scream. Scream loud. Nobody gives a shit down here."
  • "I gotta go bribe a cop."
  • "But seriously, yeah, I gotta go bribe a cop."
  • "Please stop giving my mom cigars."
  • "Look, I'm not asking you to do anything immoral."
  • "You've never done this before?"
  • "Maybe we can help each other."
  • "All I did was ask him for a drink."
  • "Define yourself by what you have, value the differences, make no apologies for what you lack."
  • "I thought I detected a whiff of virtue in there."
  • "But I'm awkward and unfashionable. Those things don't seem to apply to you."
  • "I just don't feel like going home okay?"
  • "So let's hop a few bars, not think about it."
  • "Your outfit kind of sucks, by the way."
  • "You haven't told me anything about you."
  • "Okay, good because I was starting to worry you might be in love with me."
  • "I drank the eel. Not a euphemism."
  • "And we are now filled with mighty eel strength!"
  • "After what you told me, I'm never going home again."
  • "I know you're scared, but I'm here to help you. Okay? - You don't have to be scared anymore."
  • "I make a heck of a latte, if you're interested."
  • "Facts have no moral judgment. They merely state what is. Not what we think of them, not what we feel."
  • "I know how hard this must be for you."
  • "You have no idea how any of this is for me."
  • "They have to pay for what they've done."
  • "They won't listen."
  • "We'll make them listen."
  • "You do not want to test me."
  • "You think this is still about you?"
  • "You should have just killed me. You coward."
  • "This is an offer, not an order."
  • "I did some digging into your, uh past activities."
  • "A man/woman that can be bought isn't worth having."
  • "I said you should move on. Didn't say anything about me."
  • "Even though our perception of it changes, one thing remains constant. The past can never be completely erased. It lingers."
  • "I've been lied to before by men/women. Some were even decent ones but they still felt the need to be dishonest about things that mattered."
  • "Hey, that's not a reason, it's an excuse."
  • "He's/She's like a sexual Rain Man."
  • "I want you to touch my face."
  • "Just tell me what you feel."
  • "You need anything else, you know where to find me."
  • "You want the short answer or the long one?"
  • "We need to contain this."
  • "Lying to that woman is impossible."
  • "Choose a side."
  • "I'm the closest he/she has to family. He'd/She'd do the same for me."
  • "That wasn't very smart, but it was fun watching you bleed."
  • "Life is not a fairy tale. Not everyone deserves a happy ending."
  • "Animals don't stop fighting. Not until one of them is dead."
  • "Admittedly, I'm a work in progress."
  • "Let's get this started."
  • "You know what they call stuff like that? Gifts. The special kind. The kind that very few people have. Or deserve."
  • "Smart don't come out of books, kid. Smart is making the right decision at the right time."
  • "Big world. Not all of it flowers and sunshine, and the only way guys like you and me can survive is to grab it by the throat and never let go."
  • "Are you gonna lie there all night or get up off your ass?"
  • "What a shithole."
  • "This is my life and I made something of it, without you."
  • "Relationships are a luxury men like you and me can't afford."
  • "Is that why you left? Huh? To protect me?"
  • "You got heart kid, but heart's not enough."
  • "Anger is a spark, good. Rage is a wildfire, out of control, therefore useless. Just like you."
  • "We all pay for our choices."
  • "I've learned a lot since you've been gone."
  • "You're a dick."
  • "Say that you want my help."
  • "I want you to help yourself."
  • "I don't need a friend. I need a soldier."
  • "In war, people die. If it's not you, it's the guy next to you."
  • "I swear I will not kill anybody. Pussy."
  • "Never is a man more good looking than when he is in love."
  • "You do your job, I'll do mine."
  • "On occasion some dickery may leak out, but doesn't mean I'm wrong."
  • "So, how long before I do something that pisses you off?"
  • "You can't listen to people like that. You have to just block them out."
  • "Yeah, you're just a guy, right? A really, really good-looking guy."
  • "If you weren't half dead, I would kick your ass."
  • "We're gonna be the best damn avocados this city has ever seen."
  • "Misspelling 'Hanukkah' is a mistake. Attempted murder is a little something else."
  • "Well, we seldom get everything we want. Not in this world."
  • "You were really something back in the day. When you had a soul."
  • "I'm not afraid to die."
  • "We'll be together, that's all that matters."
  • "You really think that this will change anything?"

captainnrogers  asked:

hey girl! just read your "breaking the 4th wall" post (super interesting) but i am a bit confused, lol. like....why did that happen? i mean, that had to have been intentional because it was more than once and to my knowledge it's never been done before 👀 so, thoughts? Unless you've already shared them, in which case, please link me if you don't mind! thanks 🌹

(referencing this post here)

Hi Lovely!

The only time in the past episodes that I can recall is whenever Sherlock is “deducing”: like the Van Buuren supernova in TGG, the crime wall in TGG and TEH, the Skype chat back-and-forth in ASiB, and the conversation with Train Guy and the monitor deduction in TEH, the cameras in TBB and HLV, and Irene’s safe in ASiB (there are a tonne more, but just examples on non-4th-wall-4th wall breaking)

Those other examples on the other post are clearly the actors breaking character and for some reason acknowledging the audience. This, to me, is a HUGE clue that none of S4 is what it seems to be, that it’s all probably fake / dream / hallucination / what have you. What’s getting to me is that it’s THE ACTORS. Like you actually physically see the character drop from their faces for a split second and then it’s the actor in the 4th wall snippets. It’s definitely fucky to me, and I think it’s the actors trying to clue us in. 

There are a few interesting meta in my “breaking the fourth wall” blog tag, so you can see what I have reblogged about previously!

the-redhead-who-writes  asked:

Picture Marvin performing a classic: pulling a bunny out of a hat. He's done it a thousand times, but you've never been in the audience before. Just as he waves his hands to cast the spell, he looks up, seeing you so excited for his trick. His thoughts are instantly derailed by your smile, and before he can do anything, there's a puff of glittery smoke. When it clears, he's red in the face as you suddenly stand next to him on stage, holding his bunny and wearing a pair of matching silk ears. 😉

*holds up a finger to ask for you to wait. Gets a dazed dreamy look on my face with a blush*

That is really freakin’ cute to picture!! I love it!

But of course there’s going to be an important question, “Where’d these ears come from?”

Marvin, “I, um, well……”

Anti from the back of the audience, “He /likes/ bunnies!”

Marvin, “Shut up Anti!” Poor Marvin’s face is five times redder.

anonymous asked:

Yusuke with a s/o that's surprisingly photogenic. Like S.o doesn't really try with like looks or taking care of themselves but Their older sibling is a photographer so s.o is actually used to it. Like--Wear a dress? Fine but don't expect that often. Climb up a tree even though you've never done it before? Okay. Pose like a dead rag doll? Typical tuesday. The things I've done for my sister's work...

You do these types of things for your sister? If so that’s really amazing!

  • Obviously, many paintings and drawings
  • Always admiring them
  • Randomly poses and S/O joins in
  • Has to fight off all the men/women who look at them dirtily/ has interest in S/O
  • Stay away from Yusuke’s S/O
  • They pose in random outfits, positions, and is practically a perfect model ;)
  • Yusuke gets along with the sibling?
  • They both have a love for art so they get along.
  • S/O is very happy with him, and he is happy with her!

I hope this satisfies your request!

Holidays are the best because Tome gets to do what she loves in pajamas, at home: laze around and game <3

For @friendbot as my part of the Mob Psycho 100 Holiday Gift Exchange 2016! I hope you like it and have a happy and peaceful winter! @christmas-shou

the signs as desires⭐️
  • Aries: desire to stay up until you can see the sunrise, desire to run 3 miles on a chilly morning, desire to do things you've never done before
  • Taurus: desire to eat a whole box of chocolate chip cookies, desire to completely redecorate your room, desire to find the love of your life
  • Gemini: desire to get on a plane and travel the world, desire to make your friends laugh with your jokes, desire to learn everything you can learn
  • Cancer: desire to bake gooey desserts and share them, desire to build a couch fort on rainy days like when you were a kid, desire to reconnect with the past
  • Leo: desire to dress up for no reason on a lonely Friday night, desire to dance on a stage in front of an empty auditorium, desire to regret nothing and become everything
  • Virgo: desire to cook breakfast for your family on Sunday morning, desire to reorganize your workspace and start fresh, desire to create a happy environment for everyone
  • Libra: desire to make your friends feel appreciated, desire to create art to express yourself and hang it up on the walls, desire to create peace and community
  • Scorpio: desire to watch scary movies all night with your friends, desire to understand those around you, desire to be known and admired
  • Sagittarius: desire to build a bonfire and celebrate life, desire to explore unknown areas, desire to leave an impression on the world
  • Capricorn: desire to put your all into a project or presentation, desire to share your feelings with those close to you, desire to become someone
  • Aquarius: desire to have long and meaningful conversations with someone who understands, desire to order something new every time you go out to eat, desire to share your ideas with the world
  • Pisces: desire to go to a huge concert midsummer with all of your friends, desire to take a long relaxing bubble bath, desire to have experiences to remember
  • (can apply to Moon signs)
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J2 → Prince!Jensen Nanny!Jared aesthetic

anonymous asked:

"Hey Gamefreak, stop giving us a version of the last game with new plot/locations/characterizations (which you've never even technically done before because BW2 was a full-on sequel not an AU story) and just give me the exact same game with .05% better graphics"

“pokemon platinum didnt have new characters, plots or locations and i prefer version exclusives than an all inclusive third title”

what actually happens when you meet/become friends with the signs
  • Aries: Aries are fun and Laidback, sometimes they can seem judgemental but you also rarely ever feel judged by them. You can have the best times with these people because they rarely ever make a big deal out of something. They often just go with the flow and every bring has an easy but exciting/fun feel to it. They're also very funny. Sometimes it just seems like they're a little inconsiderate and self-absorbed,
  • Taurus: They're friendly, and they'll probably talk about themselves a lot and more often then not they'll tell you things that seem like they should be secrets. They are helpful, and usually calm. Complains a lot, but often sarcastic and witty with how they express these complaints.
  • Gemini: They can mumble a lot and seem really quiet, but they also never shut up! They can be funny but also very forgetful and they can often seem inconsiderate and/or obnoxious. They're lighthearted and very fun to be around.
  • Cancer: Their views change depending on who they're focusing the most on at the moment - usually a parent, crush or bestfriend (and a best they're just focusing on themselves) , so there's no need to be shocked if they've changed their mind on something. They're caring and a good listener and will do even the most boring things with you. They can be secretive and you can sometimes be suspicious of them.
  • Leo: Laidback, fun and easygoing. They'll pretty much be up for anything you're up for and if they want to do something you've never done before they'll make sure you're comfortable and know what's going on. They'll talk about themselves a lot, and sometimes they seem arrogant but they'll also listen to you and you'll feel like you aren't judged by them.
  • Virgo: They're good conversationalists and you can talk about almost anything with them. They act like they're interested in what you have to say and will often ask: "how are you?". Sometimes when you tell them something about your life they'll automatically try and shove advice down your throat, but you know they mean well. They can be very bitchy, but it can be fun if you both hate the same person lmao
  • Libra: They seem kind of boring, and kind of like they aren't really present. Sometimes you'll be unsure as to whether they actually don't have a personality or if they're just keeping it a secret. But they're really lighthearted and easy to be around and very good at making the atmosphere in general feel somewhat peaceful - it's extremely rare that you'll feel stressed or uncomfortable around them. If you end up in some type of spontaneous & fun situations it's probably because you and a libra couldn't decide what to do!
  • Scorpio: They're very into learning whatever you're interested in so it can be great to hang out with them because they're often up for anything! They're funny and easy to to talk - for the most part anyway. Sometimes they can seem domineering. You'll probably have the most inside jokes with someone that is a Scorpio.
  • Sagittarius: They're Laidback and honest (most of the time). And even if they are honest they usually say it in a way where you can tell there's no malicious intent. They can be very preachy and might even label themselves as the "advice friend" but even if you do something that goes against their morals they won't act condescending towards you. They're witty, and can often make jokes that are directed to humankind in general and not a specific person, so everyone can enjoy them.
  • Capricorn: Capricorns are just good to be around in general and they'll probably be the people you have the most "wild" times with. I don't want you to think I'm labelling capricorns as sheep because I don't mean that at all, but they often follow trends.However, being the ambitious signs they are they do it best! So whenever you're doing the typical stuff that your "crowd" does, you'll know that you'll have an extra amazing time with a Capricorn.
  • Aquarius: This sign is often another one that is up for anything! They usually don't care what you're like because even if they don't get it they're willing to learn. You'll probably find them easy to talk to and fun to be around, especially if it's something ~random~ because you had nothing planned. They can seem a little condescending at times and/or not present but you'll also feel a certain freedom with them.
  • Pisces: Pisces are really accepting and caring. They aren't going to judge you if you did something really embarrassing the night before and they had to take care of you, for example. In fact, they probably don't care all that much. You'll feel like you can be very sharing with them because even if you said something like "I have a really bad rash on my foot and I think it's because I walked outside barefoot and then didn't shower in two days" they would just ask if you needed anything. Sometimes they can seem distant, or forgetful or even clingy. But you can sense they're only trying their best.

anonymous asked:

 Last night my friend & I did something crazy & it basically ended in me sucking his dick. Now, this was my first time & as I was doing it he asked, "Are you sure you've never done this before?" Is that a good thing lol cuz if it is I'm v proud

you go girl damnnnn

the signs as feelings
  • Aries: playing your favorite sport, taking pictures with the people you love, talking to someone you haven't seen in ages
  • Taurus: drinking something cold in the middle of summer, having sleepovers with your best friends, bonding with your parents
  • Gemini: laughing until your stomach hurts, sleeping in new sheets, not having anyone to listen to you
  • Cancer: skype calls with people you miss, crying after your emotions built up, staying in on a Saturday night
  • Leo: feeling confident about your appearance, telling your best friends about something that happened to you, wearing a new outfit
  • Virgo: winning an argument, finishing a good book, feeling like not many people understand you
  • Libra: saying what you think, proving a teacher correct, being afraid of what people would think
  • Scorpio: kissing someone you wanted to kiss for the longest time, regretting things you've done in the past, opening your curtains in the morning
  • Sagittarius: doing something you've never done before, cuddling with your pet, going to bed late
  • Capricorn: feeling excluded, saying a good comeback, saying what you have wanted to say for the longest time
  • Aquarius: talking to someone who you know understands you, feeling nervous when looking into someones eyes for too long, never being sure about how you feel
  • Pisces: finishing homework at 2am, watching your favorite movie, playing a song on the piano fluently