you've got to be kidding me with this

Having seen some of the fallout from the latest Steven Universe episode(s) I’ve realized something:

Before “Wanted”

Normal person: “Don’t you think you’re reading into a kids show a little too much? I mean, it’s not that deep.”

Me: “I mean, it’s got a little depth to it, but yeah, you’re right. Maybe I am looking a little too into it by attempting to analyze every line spoken and every little detail in the background.”

After “Wanted”

Me:

Are you fucking kidding me

I deadass wake up from the best nap ever to see that CHRIS IS GOING OUT OF HIS WAY TO LET EVA KNOW THAT HE’S SERIOUS ABOUT HER AND SHE’S STILL DOING SHIT WITH JONAS. AFTER HOW HE TREATED HER. I HOPE SHE SHE STOPS AFTER SHE HEARD EMMA TALK ABOUT JONAS. OR CONFRONTS HIM ABOUT BEING A FUCKING DICK TO EMMA. BECAUSE CHRIS AND EMMA DO NOT DESERVE THIS! THEY DO NOT DESERVE TO HAVE THEIR FEELINGS PLAYED WITH BY EVA AND JONAS. EMMA HAS BEEN THERE ALREADY. I’m so disappointed with how this turned out. Why did Julie HAVE to give Jonas a love interest? He was totally fine with just his boy squad? And that Chriseva clip was beautiful and she had to go make in unnecessarily complicated for what?? To bring back a toxic couple??? Man. I love Julie but wtf is this shit?

  • Cas: *on the verge of death (again)* Dean you've got to leave me here. Just go. It's too dangerous for you and Sam to stay here.
  • Dean: No Cas. I'm not leaving you here to die alright?
  • Cas: You - You've got to go Dean. I'm beyond saving but you two... you can get out of here. Go!
  • Sam: No way dude. You're family Cas
  • Dean: *single man tear* And family means no one gets left behind.
  • Adam:
  • Adam:
  • Adam:
  • Adam: Are you fucking kidding me?!
  • Jason, while looking through the fridge: You've got to be kidding me! We don't have a single bottle of ketchup in this whole freaking mansion, and now I have to eat a gross dry hotdog without ketchup! Why does the world hate me?!
  • Barbara: ...
  • Barbara: ...
  • Barbara: Anyway I'm currently bleeding out of my vagina right now, but no, go ahead, I'm sure your problems are inconvenient too

anonymous asked:

What's one of the carziest, but most fun, things you've ever done?

Ok, here’s the story of the first (and only) true prank I’ve ever pulled on anyone.


When I was 7, I really, really, really didn’t get along with my middle sister (she was 11). I hated her, actually. She played the Miss Perfect role when my parents were around and she was the greatest bitch ever to me when we were alone.
One day, we got into a fight that went so far that she threatened to throw my plushie out of a window (it was a big deal for me, I was a kid).

Of course, I told her I would tell the parents about this if she went all the way with her threat so she backed down. But I knew. I knew this lil bitch would have thrown my plushie away.

So of course, OF COURSE, I needed to get revenge.

So I waited for her to get out of her room and try to watch the French equivalent of American Idol and I went into her room.
What. could I. possibly. steal from her? Something valuable, but not too much, something she couldn’t live without though. Something no one would think I would steal.


I stole her mattress.

Now, I don’t know if you know about this, but I’m short. Really short. And at the time, I was even shorter. Super short.
And I weighted, what, 50lb tops? I was just a little shrimp.

Only fuelled by resentment and loathing towards my sister, I lifted her huge mattress. It weighted more than me. I didn’t care. I dragged it across the house until finally I got the idea to hide it in the basement, in a little room no one ever went to.

Innocent like an angel, I got back to my room and waited.

No more than 10 minutes later, I hear my sister scream “WHERE IS MY BED”, and then a few seconds later “ADRIEN”. Everything was going just as planned.

I got out of my room and innocently asked her “What is it, @?”
“My mattress is missing, and I know you’re responsible for this!”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Pissed off, she went to see my parents.
“ADRIEN STOLE MY MATTRESS!”
They laughed her off.
“I’M SERIOUS, MY BED IS MISSING AND HE’S THE ONE WHO DID IT!”

My father, completely exasperated because he was trying to focus on our American Idol show, finally decided to check her room.
Indeed, the bed was missing.
“See? Adrien took it!
- Oh, don’t be silly, @, look at him, he’s too little to lift that huge thing. Stop accusing him”

At the same moment, I was behind my dad, sticking out my tongue to my sister. She was losing her mind.

My dad went to get my mother so she could as well note that my sister’s mattress was missing.
“Maybe a thief really did steal it?
-Don’t be absurd, who would steal a mattress? Plus, this is the second floor. No one can get here anyway else than by the stairs.”

I was gloating. As my parents were debating of the supposed fate of the mattress, my sister desperately wanted to sleep and she knew I stole her mattress. She couldn’t do anything about it. Eventually, she ended up sleeping in a sleeping bag, on the floor of her room. I couldn’t be happier.

The day after that, my mother suggested we look in the house to find the mattress if it was still here.

But no one suspected me.

So, in the middle of the next night, I went down to the basement, lifted the mattress again and dragged it to our court, where there was a lot of building stuff. In a dark corner, I hid the mattress under a blue tarpaulin where we had put things under before.

They looked for the mattress for 3 days then gave up and bought a new one 3 other days later. My sister hated me more than ever. I was a tiny evil genius.


They found the mattress 4 months later, and it was full of mould. I was never suspected and my sister got grounded for not taking care of her things.

  • Harry: Hermione, what's going on?
  • Hermione: Draco has been selected to be on the cover of the new DMLE recruiting brochure.
  • Harry: Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
  • Draco: Hey, check it out. Who's the new face of DMLE? You're looking at it, Potter. Get used to it.
  • Hermione: There will be no living with him now.
  • Harry: *Now?*
Keith bringing Takashi to the castle of lions
  • Keith: * walks inside the control room *
  • Allura: Good! You're back! Did you take down the headquarters?
  • Keith: * is holding a small galra child * Umm... No..?
  • Allura: You've got to be kidding me.
  • Hunk: Awe! He's so cute, Keith! Where did you find him?
  • Keith: I found him in that Galra colony. He says he doesn't have any parents.
  • Hunk: That's so sad..
  • Lance: So, you do have a heart... * pokes Keith *
  • Takashi: * bites Lance's finger *
  • Lance: Ow!
  • Keith: Haha.. Good one, Takashi.
Hamilton, an American Musical: a summary
  • Alexander Hamilton: Damn, this kid survived and then some
  • Aaron Burr, Sir: I have no idea what I'm doing
  • My Shot: But it seems like none of you do either!
  • The Story of Tonight: We have heartwarming aspirations
  • The Schuyler Sisters: Fuck the patriarchy
  • Farmer Refuted: Bro the king's not going to do anything
  • You'll Be Back: Oh shit, I guess he is
  • Right Hand Man: Desk work??? You've got to be kidding
  • Winter's Ball: I think we're drunk
  • Helpless: This is the best love story ever
  • Satisfied: Never mind
  • The Story of Tonight Reprise: We're definitely drunk
  • Wait For It: Surprise, surprise! I do have ambitions!
  • Stay Alive: THIS FUCKING GUY
  • Ten Duel Commandments: Could this be foreshadowing? Nah
  • Meet Me Inside: I done fucked up
  • That Would Be Enough: Apparently my wife doesn't mind
  • Guns and Ships: We're kicking ass. Alex! Come kick ass with us!
  • History Has Its Eyes on You: Okay son time to tell you how the world works
  • Yorktown: Everyone's kicking ass except the British
  • What Comes Next?: Time for King George to have a hissy fit
  • Dear Theodosia: This love is so pure oh my god
  • Non-Stop: I'm still kicking ass but now I'm a lawyer
  • What'd I Miss: All-American dance party
  • Cabinet Battle #1: Well I lost that argument AND control of my emotions!
  • Take a Break: Sorry fam I have to stay here and obsess over banks
  • Say No to This: An affair? Well, I'm only a politician with a lot of money. What could possibly go wrong?
  • The Room Where It Happens: Politics are frustrating
  • Schuyler Defeated: Is this about me? Of course it is. Everything's about me
  • Cabinet Battle #2: Screw France we gotta look out for America
  • Washington On Your Side: We like to call ourselves the Bitter Squad
  • One Last Time: You guys are exhausting I'm out
  • I Know Him: Your baby nation antics are amusing to me
  • The Adams Administration: I will roast everyone
  • We Know: Okay now I know what could go wrong
  • Hurricane: My past is sad
  • The Reynolds Pamphlet: Turns out I will also roast myself
  • Burn: Alex is a self centered little shit
  • Blow Us All Away: I'm my father's son: combative and full of pride
  • Stay Alive Reprise: Whoops
  • It's Quiet Uptown: There could not be a worse coincidence than that stupid pamphlet and our son's death
  • The Election of 1800: Okay I know I'm supposed to be grieving but here's one final roast for y'all
  • Your Obedient Servant: Passive aggressive fight turns into real fight
  • Best of Wives and Best of Women: The hell are you going boy
  • The World Was Wide Enough: Whoops Pt 2
  • Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: Eliza wins the prize for best character growth you can all go home
FUNimation Escaflowne Review

I made some posts about the Vision of Escaflowne yesterday, and they just straight up VANISHED ON ME, so I’m going to post it again.

Just watched the recent FUNimation dub. It was … actually, it was bad. 

A fair amount of the voice actors were miscast, the pronunciations of character names, terms, and places were HORRENDOUS (keep in mind, they had a cheat sheet with the Ocean Dub, yet no one went back to look for pronunciations) and they took liberties with the dialogue to change the content presented…

TL;DR: If you want to do Esca, sub is the most consistent in content and voice acting. If sub is not your thing, Ocean dub is also good, though the nuances in the voice acting can be a bit wonky. That being said, the Ocean dub is still far more superior than the FUNimation’s dub, in my honest opinion.

  • Master Mummy: Spring Man, you did rather well last battle.
  • Spring Man: Cool! Thanks, dad.
  • Spring Man: ....Why is everyone staring at me?
  • Ribbon Girl: You just called Master Mummy "dad".
  • Spring Man: What? No, I didn't! I said "thanks, man".
  • Master Mummy: Do you see me as a father figure, Spring Man?
  • Spring Man: No! If anything, I see you as a BOTHER figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.
  • Mechanica: Hey! Show your father some respect!
  • Spring Man: I didn't call him dad!
  • Master Mummy: No, no, no, child, I take it as a compliment.
  • Biff: Don't feel weird, kid! I called my fiancee "mom" once.
  • Spring Man: Guys, jump on that! Biff has psycho-sexual issues!
  • Min Min: Old news! But you calling Mummy "daddy"...
  • Spring Man: Hey! "Daddy" is not on the table here!
  • Kid Cobra: But you did call him "dad," dude.
  • Spring Man: You be quiet, you've done nothing but lie since you got here.
  • Kid Cobra: All right, all right, I was lying about the 5 million views and the rattlesnake skate trick. But the dad thing, that happened.
  • Spring Man: Aha! He admitted that his alibi was a lie. It was a trap! All part of my crazy...devious plan!
  • Master Mummy: I believe you.
  • Spring Man: Thank you.
  • Master Mummy: Son.
  • Penny: Hola.
  • Weiss: You've got to be kidding!
  • Yang: Oh come on!
  • Ruby: Huh. That is an unfortunate coincidence.
  • Yang: Spanish. Why is it fucking Spanish? Why not French, or German, or Sangheili?
  • Penny: Lo siento. ¿Mi elección de idioma no les complace? Mi configuración de sistema están actualmente configuradas a Español. -I'm sorry. Does my language choice not please you? My system settings are currently set to Spanish.-
  • Ruby: Heh heh, you know, it almost feels like the good ol' days. Just me, a Spanish-speaking robot, and a couple of complete idiots.
You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me

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Pairing:

Tony Stark x Reader
Request:
 Ooh can like request a imagine or something like that where like you start dating tony stark and then you were telling your best friend about a new guy u started dating and then she was like I’m dating a new guy too and she showed u a picture of it but u didn’t say anything because you didn’t want to ruin the friendship. If you can write it thanks if u can’t it’s cool too
Warnings: None
Notes: Sorry that it is quite short, but I didn’t really know what else to write about it. Anyway hope you enjoy it!
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Sitting down in the small café you couldn’t wait to tell Cathy all about the new guy you had been seeing. He wasn’t your usual type, however you saw this as a good thing, obviously your previous relationships hadn’t worked out all that well. Fiddling with the hem of your skirt you waited patiently for your friend to arrive. You noticed her the second she walked in the door. Cathy was for most the perfect woman. She was incredibly tall, almost 6ft, with long blonde hair and bright blue eyes. You wished you were more like your friend, she had guys practically flocking to her, and she could have anyone she wanted. But you thought to yourself, you didn’t need any old guy wanting you, you had Tony. The two of you had been dating for the last month or so, but you’d decided to keep it to yourself until you were sure that you were serious about a relationship with the billionaire. Standing up you greeted your friend and sat back down opposite to her. “So Y/N, why did you want to meet so urgently?” Your friend questioned cocking an eyebrow. “Well…” You replied with a smirk, “I just thought you might want to know about the new guy I’ve been dating.” You said with a smile on your face. “Oh my god!” Cathy squealed clapping her hands “Finally a man that has caught Y/F/N’s eye!” she said making you giggle. “Actually it just so happens that I am officially of off the market as well.” Your friend blushed. “Oh I’m so happy for you Cath, I know you haven’t exactly had the best track record with relationships.” You said with a sad smile. “Yeah I know.” She smiled back sadly, “Do you wanna see a photo?” She asked trying to contain her grin. “Of course!” You replied, a smile now plastering your face as well. Taking the phone from Cathy’s hand you peered down at the photo in front of you. ‘Oh you’ve got to be kidding me’ you thought as you looked down at the photo of Tony, your boyfriend, with his arm around your best friend and his lips on her cheek. Refusing to ruin this for Cathy you pretended that nothing was wrong and congratulated her on her newfound relationship. Why did you always pick the jackasses?

anonymous asked:

As an elf, I've had over a hundred and fifty birthdays, so I don't really celebrate them other than, like, the big milestones? Apparently Angus detectived his way to figure out that today was my 167 somehow and got me a gift and gave me this whole speech about "Birthdays are a fun and cheerful way to celebrate life and how far you've come since the last one!" An eleven year old kid made me cry. Also: I'm now having a late birthday party in a couple days and you're all invited.

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