you've got a head you don't need

  • Psychic: *reads my mind*
  • My mind: whenever I'm alone or if I'm feeling gray, there's one place I can go to brighten up my day it makes me want to sing that's how the show should end but wouldn't it be good if I could sing it with a friend fine whatever I'll join in too I might go outside to feel more alive without twitter where would I be I guess It'd be fit to stop posting sh-RUBBISH but tumblr's a part of me there's so many websites and so little time plus one or two you should avoid just don't stop watching youtube or we'll be unemployed the internet is here the internet is great when you've got lots of followers who need a real mate it might be antisocial but these days that is fine 'cause life is so much better when you spend it all online a place where you can be yourself no matter if you're geeky find friends that share your hobbies even if they're freaky where any question in your head is answered in an instant who care if you procrastinate your one shot at existence the internet is here the internet is great when you've got lots of followers who need a real mate Without the internet we never would have met We wouldn't be here on a stage doing things we might regret dance break who cares if you're a loser and everybody knows it or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses even if your chances of getting tanned are slim or if you like vicariously through the life of a sim sheltay zomo the internet is here the internet is great when you've got lots of followers who need a real mate it might be antisocial but these days that is fine 'cause life is so much better life is so much better life is so much better when you spend it all online
  • Psychic: wow what a bop
  • Warning: OOC to the max. This is actually a continuation of a three year old post that I had rediscovered recently.
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  • Sherlock: *Huffs* He won't listen to me.
  • Molly: *Gently strokes her husband's cheek* Just be patient.
  • Sherlock: I have been patient for the last ten minutes!
  • Molly: *Looks out through their open bedroom door and into the silent sitting room* Reason with him in the same way you've reasoned with him before. *Looks back at her frustrated husband* You won't be able to do that if you hide here.
  • Sherlock: *Huffs and ruffles his curls* I have explained to him. I have reasoned with him. Bargained. Bribed. Even 'begged' *Points wildly to himself* Begged! *Throws his hand in the air* Me!
  • Molly: Sherlock...
  • Sherlock: *Looks pleadingly to his wife* Please, Molly. I have a case. Lestrade has a case waiting for me. *Gestures towards the sitting room* Waiting for 'us'. You have to intervene now.
  • Molly: *Contemplates for a few seconds before nodding* Okay, I'll try. *Grabs something from the bedside table* Come on!
  • *Husband and wife both goes out of their bedroom and into their sitting room.*
  • John: *Quietly sitting in the sofa and staring at the approaching couple*
  • Molly: *Moves towards the center of the room then stops a few feet away from the sofa* Hi, John.
  • John: *Nods* Hello, Molly.
  • Molly: *Stares back at her husband before facing John and kneeling*
  • John: *Eyebrows shot up but remains quiet.*
  • Molly: *Smiles softly at John before turning back to stare at her still standing husband*
  • Sherlock: *Huffs but goes and kneels beside his wife*
  • Molly: *Whispers to her husband* Why don't you try again?
  • Sherlock: *Sighs deeply but bends closer towards the floor* I have explained to you using logical reasoning. I have bargained with a fair match. I have bribed with a rich price. And I have 'begged' with utmost sincerity. Still, you remain stub-
  • Molly: *Nudges her husband* No wonder he won't listen to you! You sound like a nagging robot. My turn. *Looks straight back before lowering herself closer to the floor* Evan, sweetheart, *she says with a sweet and gentle voice* Daddy needs his scarf back now. He and Uncle John have a case and they need to go out to catch the bad guy. But it is cold outside, so he needs his scarf. Would you please give it back to daddy?
  • Sherlock: *whispers bitterly* How is that any different from what I did?
  • Evan Hooper-Holmes, 11 month old extraordinaire who had been sitting on the floor beside his godfather's leg: *clutches his prized possession closer to his body* Nooo.
  • Molly: *Still smiling sweetly* I know you like that scarf sweetie, But Daddy needs it. He'll get sick if you don't give it to him. Do you want daddy to get sick?
  • Sherlock: *protests* I don't get sick!
  • Molly: *turns back to glare at her husband before looking again at their stubborn toddler*
  • Evan "Ain't-I-the-cutest" Holmes: *Looks at his hard-earned price before staring back to his poor daddy who is now wearing his "have-pity-on-me" face* Noooooo, ba scaffy ain!
  • Molly: *leans closer to her baby and touches the edge of the blue scarf* I know, it's your sweetheart -
  • Sherlock: *protests* It's mine!
  • Molly: *looks back again to glare at her husband*
  • Sherlock: *sags in resignation* Fine...
  • Molly: *Smiles back at her son.* I know it's yours sweetheart so maybe you can let daddy use it for now? So that he won't get sick?
  • Evan "I-have-the-British-government-wrapped-in-my-pudgy-fingers-even-if-he-denies-it" Holmes: *Looks down at his precious treasure*
  • Molly: *Sees her baby boy's resolve breaking down* Tell you what Evan, while you are lending Daddy the scarf, I'll lend to you Mommy's scarf. *offers her possession that she had snatched before exiting their bedroom*
  • Evan "I-can-make-the-girls-swoon-faster-than-my-three-continents-godfather" Holmes: *Sees the elusive but equally, if not more precious treasure, goes to throw away the blue scarf and grab the pink one* Eyyyyyy.
  • Sherlock: *Sees how easy it is for his son to discard his scarf in favor of his mom's, starts to get competitive* That *points at his discarded scarf* is a vintage Paul Smith cashmere scarf that is not produced anymore! Meanwhile, 'that' *points at the black and pink scarf now being chomped by his son* is just a home knitted scarf that your mother's spinster aunt give out every year! Spawn, you clearly still need a lesson in taste!
  • Evan "I-can-make-anything-my-division" Holmes: *Stops and stares at his father*
  • Sherlock: *stares back at his mini-me, willing him to understand how far superior his scarf is over that of Molly's*
  • Evan "genius-in-the-making" Holmes: *Giggles at his silly father before taking a bigger bite of his recent acquisition*
  • John: *Stands up from the sofa and retrieves his best-friend's discarded scarf* Come on, man! You've clearly lost this one. At least now you have your 'cashmere' scarf back *Drops the scarf on the head of the still kneeling consulting detective*
  • Molly: *Giggling at the sour look of her husband* Come on, Sherlock. At least you got it back!
  • Sherlock: *Stands up and finally loops the scarf in his neck* I don't even need this, I don't get sick anyway!
  • John: *Waiting outside the flat's door* Then why did you spend 10 minutes 'begging' to get it back?
  • Sherlock: *bends down to kiss his wife goodbye* Principles, John. Principles.
  • John: *Snorts* More like, your costume won't be complete without it.
  • Sherlock: *Moves on to ruffling his son's curls before straightening up and exiting the flat* As I said. Principles.
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  • Edit: As @sherlolly29 asked, this is the old story written three years ago: http://creamocrop.tumblr.com/post/78315599726/a-pair-of-aquamarine-eyes-stared-at-the-expanse-of
Quotes for the Signs: Part One
  • Aries: Respect yourself enough to know you deserve the very best.
  • Taurus: If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.
  • Gemini: It's okay to have a soft side.
  • Cancer: Love yourself so much that when someone treats you wrong, you recognize it.
  • Leo: Do not chase people. Be you and do your own thing and work hard. The right people who belong in your life will come to you, and stay.
  • Virgo: Slipping backwards? You may be backing up to get a running start. Don't give up.
  • Libra: Sometimes you need to take a break from everyone and spend time alone, to experience, appreciate and love yourself.
  • Scorpio: Keep your heels, head and standards high.
  • Sagittarius: Life isn't perfect but your outfit can be.
  • Capricorn: When you start to wonder whether you can trust someone or not, that is when you already know you don't.
  • Aquarius: Be there for others, but never leave yourself behind.
  • Pisces: When someone isn't treating you right, no matter what how much you love them. you've got to love yourself more and walk away.
  • Note:
  • Quotes aren't mine.
The Internet Is Here Lyrics
  • Phil: Whenever I’m alone, or if I’m feeling gray there’s one place I can go to brighten up my day. It makes me want to sing. That's how the show should end. But wouldn't it be good if I could sing it with a friend?
  • Dan: Phil, I think you should have asked before putting me on the spot like this.
  • Okay. Fine. Whatever. I'll join in too.
  • Phil: I might go outside and feel more alive. Without twitter where would I be?
  • Dan: I guess I'd be fit. I'd stop posting shi
  • Phil: -rubbish
  • Dan: But tumblr's a part of me.
  • Phil: So many websites and so little time. There's one or two you should avoid.
  • Dan: Just don't stop watching youtube, or we'll be unemployed.
  • Both: The internet is here. The internet is great. When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate? We might be antisocial, but these days, that is fine.
  • Dan: Because life is so much better when you spend it all online.
  • Phil: A place where you can be yourself, no matter if you're geeky.
  • Dan: Find friends that share your hobbies, even if they're creepy.
  • Phil: Where any question in your head is answered in an instant.
  • Dan: Who cares if you procrastinate your one shot at existence.
  • Both: The internet is here. The internet is great. When you've got lots of followers, who needs a real mate?
  • WITHOUT THE INTERNET, WE NEVER WOULD HAVE MET.
  • Phil: We'd never be here on a stage, doing things we might regret.
  • Dan: Dance break.
  • Phil: Who cares if you're a loser, and everybody knows it?
  • Dan: Or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses?
  • Phil: Even if your chances of getting tan are slim.
  • Dan: Or if you live vicariously through the life of a sim.
  • Dil: Chiltay zombo
  • Both: *music gets intense and beautiful* The internet is here. The internet is great. When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate?
  • We might be antisocial, but these days that is fine.
  • Because life is so much better, life is so much better, life is so much better
  • When you spend
  • it
  • all
  • online
Dodging Emotions
  • GRUNT: *Is on top of a tall building* I'm going to end it!
  • GUZMA: Grunt, you can't. *Takes a step forward* I've tried to many times, but all of those times a flying type pokemon would come out to save me.
  • GRUNT: *Pulls out a video game* Yo, I was just talking about a video game boss I was going to defeat. Do we need to talk?
  • GUZMA:
  • GUZMA: About the video game.
  • GRUNT: No, yo! About what's inside of you!
  • GUZMA:
  • GUZMA: A skull.
  • GRUNT: Boss, your emotions, the deep ones.
  • GUZMA: You're loosing it if you think I've got any.
  • GRUNT: Boss.
  • GUZMA: Don't make me give you a beat down, grunt.
  • GRUNT: Boss, even if you do beat me down, I'll just come back up for you.
  • GUZMA: *Cracks his knuckles* You've got no reason to do that.
  • GRUNT: I've got a reason and it's you.
  • GUZMA: *Throws a punch that goes right by the grunt's head*
  • GRUNT: *Is calm*
  • GUZMA: *His fist quivers as he slowly puts it on the grunt's shoulder* Stupid... Alright, I'll tell you.
  • GRUNT: *Eyes begin to widen*
  • GUZMA: Right after this last try! *Runs and jumps off of the building, doing the team skull pose*
  • GRUNT: Boss, no!
  • FLYING TYPE POKEMON: *Comes in and saves Guzma*
  • GUZMA: *Rubs his head in anger* Guzma, what were you trying to do!?

rosendia  asked:

Hi! I know you've answered this before, but basically I don't know how to advance my story. I've been obsessed with this idea of a cyberpunk, dystopia world centred around a government experiment gone bad? Like, a homeless girl agrees to be experimented on as a test human weapon, but it goes wrong somehow... I don't know, but it's stuck in my head, you know? I have the idea, but no real plot. How do you best recommend bringing that plot to life and developing it in my head?

Hiya! Thanks for your question! You’ve got a great story concept that sounds really intriguing.

It sounds like you need to take the time to really submerse yourself in your story. You’ve got the basic premise, now how to turn it into an actual story.

Try using your main character to create a plot. What do they want? What are their values? Now, put the character on a quest to get what they want where those values are challenged. Or have them get what they want, but give them drastic consequences that they must deal with.

Consider the Hunger Games, all Katniss wanted was to protect her family, so she volunteers to take Prim’s place in the Hunger Games. Katniss ends up competing in her place and becomes the face of a revolution against the Capital.

You can do something similar with your story. Your character needs a goal. That goal can be anything, survival, revenge, just use your imagination.

Brainstorm ideas for plot twists and sub-plots. Just write down random words if that’s all you can think of.  You can work them together to come up with a good plot for your story.

And you can always check out prompt blogs to help you come up with a specific plot for your story.

Thanks again for your question. If you need help with anything else writing-related, feel free to send in another ask. Happy writing!

- Mod Kellie


If you need advice on general writing or fanfiction, you should maybe ask us!

what your favorite fo4 companion says about you
  • Cait: you can and will get into a fight about anything. you probably like pineapple pizza, which is your favorite go-to fight topic. you're ideal death is being crushed between a woman's thighs.
  • Codsworth: you've always wanted your own personal butler, and now you've got one. it's better than you could have ever imagined, like getting back the family you watched die in front of you. you are so lonely. why would bethesda do that?? just? kill your spouse and steal your child? you don't understand. you need a hug. also you've got a surprisingly acerbic wit for someone who thinks codsworth calling you "mr fucker" is funny.
  • Curie: you're just trying to make a life in this horrible fallout wasteland, while simultaneously protecting your cute french girlfriend. you don't care about sin or kinkshaming, you just want to love and be loved in return. you're trying to beef up on your history knowledge so you can give curie tours around town. it's hard work impressing such a cute girl.
  • Danse: you love trash. dumpster-diving is your absolute all-time favorite hobby. sometimes you find old mementos that people have thrown away, and cry, because the meaningful side of junk has shown itself to you while you were surrounded by your pile of tin cans. also you were smart enough to figure out how to get danse out of his power armor and saw that rockin bod.
  • Dogmeat: honestly you're just playing this game for the dog. you have an entire storage of teddy bears just for him. do you even know the other companions's names? probably not. what's the point if they aren't dogmeat. you cried the first time he stood up on his hind legs.
  • Deacon: you love being kinkshamed. people can give it all they've got, it just makes you stronger. you have the fucking worst sense of humor, and will probably die because of a stupid idea that sounded cool or hilarious at the time. the most chill about your fave not being romanceable, people are often fooled into thinking you aren't heartbroken. but you are. you don't understand. why is deacon the only human who can't be romanced?? why god damn iT W--
  • Hancock: you are literally always sinning. you could stop if you wanted to, but, let's be honest, that's never gonna happen. conversations with you are mostly comprised of people typing your name in all caps, followed by the words "no" or "stop". you think bad jokes are hilarious, especially when you're the one telling them. there are no two words that bring you greater joy than "dank memes".
  • MacCready: all you wanted to do was steal things and shoot the shit with the fuckin fo3 easter egg. where did the emotions come from?? you don't know, but you've got a shotgun ready for the next person that hurts a hair on this man's head. every time you think about him for too long you cry. you'll punch any mungo who points that out, though.
  • Nick: you're high-key salty. it's okay, you deserve to be. everyone knows you got shafted. still, you've got a good imagination on you, and you're great at denial. sometimes in your dreams you actually succeed at romancing your beautiful noir detective. you always wake up, though. you always wake up. you enjoy lying in the shade. you don't need to be shady to people, they walk up to you and shade themselves. you're the physical manifestation of the sunglasses emoji.
  • Piper: in a world full of kinks, only you are brave enough to be their shamer. your shaming often includes both low-key and high-key shade, because some people don't just need to get out of the gutter, they need to be dragged out. and you love dragging people. you daydream constantly about living on that one lesbian island all the heteros keep talking about.
  • Preston: you're an honest-to-god good person. or, at least, you aspire to be. you know people have their kinks and their best-left-unsaid sins, but you love and appreciate them anyway, because you know everyone's just doing their best, and a little faith goes a long way. that's a lie. you send everyone to jail. you protect the peace and you're goddamned proud of it. still, you're trying to be a nicer person. for preston.
  • Strong: you have a size kink as big as all of massachusetts. just hearing that comparison turns you on. the thought of hulk/strong has crossed your mind at some point. don't lie.
  • X6-88: you had a thing for the matrix when you were younger, didn't you? it's come back to haunt you, now. you secretly wish x6 would call you "Mr. Anderson". You have a leather fetish.
MUSICAL SENTENCE STARTERS.
  • ❝ Uh, do whatever you want, I'm super dead! ❞
  • ❝ You have a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important. ❞
  • ❝ Ring ring, hello? Oh, hold on, it's for you - it's second place. ❞
  • ❝ You know that I ain't bragging. ❞
  • ❝ I'm reading this from Wikipedia, so it has to be true. ❞
  • ❝ Let's hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin' the pot. ❞
  • ❝ I bet I've got til lunch at least before everyone sees I'm a spaz! ❞
  • ❝ I'm not very hungry - just gimme a double Polar Burger with everything and a cherry soda with chocolate ice cream. ❞
  • ❝ Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo! ❞
  • ❝ Hey turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits. ❞
  • ❝ Is that unfair? -- Oh wait, I don't care. ❞
  • ❝ The truth is that you're such a dork, you kinda make it cool. ❞
  • ❝ We got more balls than the team we cheer for! ❞
  • ❝ Miss Goody Two Shoes makes me wanna barf. ❞
  • ❝ Even mocking cheerleaders cannot hide the emptiness in my soul. ❞
  • ❝ They're dogs! No! Lower than that, they're fleas on dogs! ❞
  • ❝ I'm a trust fund baby, you can trust me. ❞
  • ❝ The dinosaurs choked on the dust, they died because God said they must. ❞
  • ❝ Happy kitties, sleepy puppies, tiny duckies, sparkly ponies... ❞
  • ❝ My teen angst bullshit has a body count. ❞
  • ❝ Give my love to the leprechauns. ❞
  • ❝ I thought you were a spoiled, rich, uptight little white bitch now I think you're just white. ❞
  • ❝ I am tired of living alone with my cat! ❞
  • ❝ You drink a lot of Red Bull, don't you? ❞
  • ❝ If I get blood on the carpet my mother will kill me. ❞
  • ❝ Some say that I'm a pompous creep - somehow I don't lose that much sleep. ❞
  • ❝ Such a blunder. Sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder. ❞
  • ❝ Shakin' at the high school hop. ❞
  • ❝ I've got lots of experience with not fitting in. Do you need some pointers? ❞
  • ❝ Ugh. You've got a left hand, use it. ❞
  • ❝ Showing up here took some guts, time to rip 'em out. ❞
  • ❝ Keep that pelvis far from me! ❞
  • ❝ Thanks, but I don't need voices in my head today. ❞
  • ❝ You don't wanna hear all the horny details. ❞
  • ❝ I gotta go get my asthma spray... ❞
  • ❝ Your perfume smells like your daddy's got money. ❞
  • ❝ Does your mommy know you eat all this crap? ❞
  • ❝ Jesus, you're making me sound like Air Supply. ❞
  • ❝ Language, honey child, please. ❞
  • ❝ Like a beautiful blonde pineapple. ❞
  • ❝ I don't rat my hair! ❞
  • ❝ My dog speaks more eloquently than thee. ❞
  • ❝ Damn, you're in worse shape than the national debt is in. ❞
  • ❝ You're my last meal on death row. ❞
  • ❝ I've got a big butt, well so what? It's good as any other! ❞
  • ❝ I led a protest march against insensitive cartoons! ❞
  • ❝ Some people are SO touchy. ❞
  • ❝ Mama gave birth to the hand-jive. ❞
  • ❝ It's hot in here and kinda smells like someone wet the bed... ❞
  • ❝ Oh... I wanted to answer the puppy question? ❞
  • ❝ You're absolutely right - should have shot him in the mouth, that would've shut him up. ❞
  • ❝ I haven't slept since 1992. ❞
  • ❝ Malum in se is an action evil in itself. Assault, murder, white shoes after labor day. ❞
  • ❝ You need a cite a more specific grievance. Here's an itemized list of all these years of diagreements. ❞
  • ❝ Donate my car to crippled kids, or to those ghetto moms on crack. ❞
  • ❝ I'm, like, gonna cry - I got tears comin' outta my nose! ❞
  • ❝ Keep your filthy paws off of my silky drawers. ❞
  • ❝ Color me stoked. ❞
  • ❝ Yo, who the f is this? ❞
  • ❝ You've got the best friggin shoes! ❞
  • ❝ Keep it positive as you slap her to the floor! ❞
  • ❝ Come on! Let's go krunkin' in the parking lot! ❞
  • ❝ I've come of age to be a raging castrating bitch! ❞
  • ❝ I'll be Socrates throwing verbal rocks at these mediocrities. ❞
  • ❝ Really stick it to the phallocentric war machine! ❞
  • ❝ Must we all descend into madness? ❞
  • ❝ It's a work of genius. I couldn't undo it if I tried.... and I tried. ❞
  • ❝ Dear God... it's scented. ❞
  • ❝ Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. ❞
  • ❝ So go on, here's my head, just hit it with a rock. ❞
  • ❝ I want a devil in skin tight leather. ❞
  • ❝ You've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick? ❞
  • ❝ You know, for a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure. ❞
  • ❝ You ain't never caught a rabbit. ❞
  • ❝ Honestly, it's kind of draining... ❞
  • ❝ I just did what you wished you could but you don't have the balls. ❞
  • ❝ I'm dazzling! Magnificent! I am the one percent! ❞
  • ❝ Now what I'm going to say may seem indelicate... ❞
  • ❝ I'm gonna French kiss with tongue like I dreamed I'd do - and not just with my pillow! ❞
  • ❝ It's like hearing a ticking sound coming from unmarked packages! ❞
  • ❝ Someone's had their morning coffee... ❞
  • ❝ We're what killed the dinosaurs! ❞
  • ❝ I don't know what you heard, but whatever it is, they started it. ❞
  • ❝ Fine, okay, I'm gay! ❞
  • ❝ You can set my bones and I know CPR. ❞
  • ❝ Immigrants - we get the job done. ❞
  • ❝ Man. What rich, romantic planet are you from? ❞
  • ❝ Whaaaaaaat. ❞
  • ❝ What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending. ❞
  • ❝ Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. ❞
  • ❝ Awesome... wow. ❞
  • ❝ I'm bigger than John Lennon! ❞
  • ❝ I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love. ❞
  • ❝ If you're going for mediocre, you've done great! ❞
  • ❝ Alright, we can't break out of here, but we sure can break a sweat! ❞
  • ❝ Gotta be going to that malt shop in the sky. ❞
  • ❝ It's got groove! It's got meaning! ❞
  • ❝ When I fight I make the other side panicky! ❞
  • ❝ That is a metro hetero jerk! ❞
  • ❝ Love is like forever this is no time to economize! ❞
  • ❝ Their thinkin' is stinkin' and a little outdated. ❞
  • ❝ I'm probably too cool for you, so friend request denied. ❞
  • ❝ You're on Jiffy Pop detail. ❞
  • ❝ I don't have to always be right - when I'm with you, I just am. ❞
  • ❝ I'm raisin' hell and I'm a felon in a four foot frame. ❞
  • ❝ Guys who wear that get beat up on my street. ❞
  • ❝ It's like making love to you all night, NO WAIT! It feels so much better! ❞
  • ❝ No sleep for you, better chug that Mountain Dew. ❞
  • ❝ All I got was a running nose and Asiatic flu. ❞
  • ❝ You ain't no friend of mine. ❞
  • ❝ We have fought on like, seventy-five different fronts. ❞
  • ❝ I'm not freaking out, I'm really okay, I'm totally chill. ❞
  • ❝ If your Irish boy tires of you, you're allowed to shoot him in the knees. ❞
  • ❝ You ever see somebody ruin their own life? ❞
  • ❝ The more you jump around and scream, the sexier you seem. ❞
  • ❝ Peachy keen, jellybean. ❞
  • ❝ Both your hair and shoes are flat. ❞
  • ❝ Lookin' hot, Cream of Mushroom! ❞
  • Diane: Robert! Why aren't you at work?
  • Robert: What's the point?
  • Diane: The point is you need to keep yourself busy. Sitting round here feeling sorry for yourself isn't going to do any good. And nor is drinking yourself daft. (takes the glass away from him)
  • Doug: It's barely midday! Have some dignity, for heaven's sake!
  • Robert: Says the man whose best mate's a prize marrow.
  • Diane: Hey! I know you're upset, but there's no need to take it out on us. You'll need your family round you if you're going to get through this.
  • Robert: Yeah? What do you know about it?
  • Diane: Plenty. You're not the first person to have their heart broken.
  • Robert: Aaron was my whole life. Now I've got nothing. Except two pensioners pretending they know what it feels like. It's obvious you gave up ages ago. And if he left, it'd take you a week to notice.
  • Diane: That's enough. I might be old, but I can still give you a clip round the ear if you carry on.
  • Doug: Our relationship might not be perfect, but we're prepared to work at it. That's the trouble with you young 'uns. You've got no staying power!
  • Robert: I know, I know. I'm sorry. I just... I wish me and Aaron could have been more boring like you two. Not boring. Just... normal.
  • Diane: It's okay, pet.
  • Doug: Look, why don't I get you a coffee? Get you sobered up.
  • Robert: I'm all right. I need to be on my own. Get my head straight.
Signs as Signs of Denial
  • Aries: You try to control things you can't and ignore things you need to change.
  • Taurus: You stick to the status quo.
  • Gemini: Dysfunctional organizational ideas make sense.
  • Cancer: Intolerance of bad news.
  • Leo: People suggest you've got your head up your you-know-what.
  • Virgo: You've got all the answers and no questions.
  • Libra: You're overconfident -- you think everything is fine no matter what.
  • Scorpio: You're unusually stressed.
  • Sagittarius: You don't want to "burden others" with your problems.
  • Capricorn: You have an excuse for everything.
  • Aquarius: You're secretive, holding information too close to the vest.
  • Pisces: You make jokes about your own denial.

anonymous asked:

Oh god, I do the whole "too good to need to be tied up" sub thing, like if you put my hands above my head I will keep them there for as long as I can, until I flinch or something, but even then, I don't touch anything without permission or until you've had your way/fun with me 😅

good. keep doing that, it’s cute.

i was honestly surprised by the amount of comments i got about how ~hard~ it is to do that (it’s … not) or alternatively, how well trained my sub must be, or how much the dudes commenting would like to be trained into being like that (there was no training, my ex just enjoyed me having control and teasing him. and ngl the closest thing to ‘training’ that i would ever want to do is developing a trusting relationship with my partner so they feel safe with me to the point where they can submit completely in bed)

PVRIS lyrics sentence starters
  • "Take a good look at what I've become."
  • "There's a hole in my chest and I don't think it's leaving room for anyone."
  • "I'm trying my best."
  • "I'm doing everything to bring this body back to life."
  • "No matter how hard I try, I don't think I will make it through the night."
  • "I've been changing, falling, fading."
  • "There's demons at the door patiently waiting."
  • "Please watch over me, and be the light to carry me."
  • "I can feel it, being torn from my, my hands; my innocence."
  • "This change is all so permanent."
  • "Can't you see a change in me?"
  • "This world is a masterpiece."
  • "Shout out to the artist who took his heart and his soul and lost them both in the process."
  • "Please be the saint to save me."
  • "You were spoiled rotten and turned stale." "My tongue's acquired tolerance for tastes I couldn't stand.""You've been stuck in a rut and a wasteland."
  • "So just trust me, you'll be just fine."
  • "I need your trust just for tonight."
  • "Reach out your hands and tell me just what you feel."
  • "This is not just all in your head."
  • "Mind over matter makes these things feel so real."
  • "I can see the doubt in your eyes."
  • "You say there's no such thing as better things in life."
  • "I must confess this is all too new for me."
  • "Keep an open mind, it brings open hearts and open eyes."
  • "I'm hoping you weren't heaven sent, 'cause only hell knows where you've been."
  • "Your built composure's wearing thin."
  • "All your walls are caving in."
  • "I just wanna lift you up."
  • "I'll take all this love I found and I hope that it's enough."
  • "Don't you shut this down, no, don't you give this up."
  • "If we don't bend then this might break."
  • "Dream of me to keep you safe."
  • "Before you came around, I was lost and out of place."
  • "You're the only love I found and I'm hoping that you'll stay."
  • "Please stay."
  • "This isn't violence, this is just a war in my head."
  • "I give it time but it never seems to end."
  • "Don't you try to run right now, 'cause baby I could burn you down."
  • "The second that you walk into a room, I can't help myself from the things that you do."
  • "You're killing me right now."
  • "I think it's time you burn me down."
  • "I love the things we do when it's just me and you."
  • "You're just a ghost of blissful feelings."
  • "I'm losing you to the games in my mind."
  • "I know it's chemicals that make me cling to you."
  • "I need a miracle to get away from you."
  • "I think you're a saint and I think you're an angel."
  • "You give me something to think about that's not the shit in my head."
  • "You're a miracle."
  • "You're a glimpse of bliss, a little taste of heaven."
  • "You give me something to talk about."
  • "I need a miracle to bring me back to you."
  • "I know you're gone now, but I still wait for you."
  • "You walk around like you own the place."
  • "Guess it was all my fault."
  • "I think I let you in."
  • "Never thought that I would feel like this."
  • "Such a mess when I'm in your presence."
  • "It's my soul, it isn't yours anymore."
  • "Darling, you can't stay."
  • "Haven't you heard? I'm not yours anymore."
  • "I think it's time to get out."
  • "You've got it all, but you've got it all wrong."
  • "You're a poor unfortunate soul."
  • "You make it seem that you feel whole so they don't know you're a poor unfortunate soul."
  • "Think you're holy when you're not."
  • "I hate to break it to you baby, but you're simply lost."
  • "Simply calling out sins don't bring you closer to God."
  • "You're just a ghost at most, a set of empty bones."
  • "Searching for anything and everything to make you feel whole."
  • "You're all alone, you poor unfortunate soul."
  • "You just know I'm a poor unfortunate soul."
  • "There's no way that there's weight in the words that you preach."
  • "You contradict your speech."
  • "You're shallow and empty and filled with regret."
  • "Don't think I didn't notice."
  • "You've got it all."
  • "You've got it all wrong."
  • "It's hard to be what you need."
  • "All you ever do is turn me down."
  • "Can you hear me? I'm screaming for you."
  • "Day by day, I'm slowly replaced in your picture frames."
  • "Sick of the lack of signal, sick of the lack of touch."
  • "It's not enough, it's not enough."
  • "Don't blame your death on the shit in your head that you claimed ate you like a virus for days on end."
  • "I watched you decay, watched you waste away."
  • "Who'd you think you'd fool, baby, digging your own grave?"
  • "So go ahead, you just drop dead."
  • "You're trying to fool the whole world."
  • "You can't cheat death when you're digging your own grave."
  • "You're out of line."
  • "Your bridges are burning."
  • "You started a fire and you're burning up."
  • "What you give is what you get and in your case that's nothing but guilt and regret."
  • "I swear I couldn't wait to get you off my chest."
  • "It's hard to find life in something that's already died."
  • "I can't sleep, that's when you're torn away from me."
  • "It's hard to say 'good morning' when it's followed with 'goodbye'."
  • "Just wanted to say 'good night.'"
  • "I'm not ready to say 'good night.'"
  • "Yeah, I need to feel you again."
  • "Here comes the hardest part."
  • "In what world do I go to sleep after you and wake up before you? I don’t even know how it happens."
  • "Well I hope you’re having sweet dreams, and you call me when you wake up."
  • "Darling, don't be so shy."
  • "I'll see you at midnight."
  • "You make my world spin."
  • "I'll wait to see you again."
  • "I know you're dead inside."
  • "I don't feel so lonely."
  • "Darling, don't be so shy, I'll see you at midnight."
  • "In the morning, I hope I see you by my side."
  • "I know you're dead inside, but you make me feel alive."
  • "I'm the one with the ghosts in my bed."
  • "I swear that I'll be fine in the daylight."
  • "It's my head not my heart that's strayed."
  • "I'm sorry I keep pushing you away."
  • "I don't wanna fight."
  • "Why can't you stay?"
  • "I'm up against these things I can't see."
  • "Make me believe."
  • "You struck a match and left me to burn."
  • "I wanna feel something that's not the touch of your breath on my neck."
  • "I wanna feel something that's not the weight of your world in my head."
  • "I shouldn't give in, but I let you win."
  • "I won't let you in."
  • "I know it's warmer where you are and it's safer by your side."
  • "I can't be what you want."
  • "You and I can keep our love alive."
  • "It's cold when we're apart."
  • "I hate to feel this die."
  • "You can't give me what I want."
  • "I can't keep you in these arms so I keep you in my mind."
  • "Can we meet in the middle?"
  • "I've been wondering why you keep feeding me these lines."
  • "You made a fool of me."
  • "You charm me, it's not easy."
  • "You would not believe how the tides have turned."
  • "If I'm gonna play your games, I know there's a price to pay."
  • "I've got the tendency to constantly pay for my mistakes."
  • "I can't pick sides."
  • "You would not believe all the things I've seen."
  • "If I'm gonna lose this game, what's the use in trying to play?"
  • "I shouldn't expect any less but I can't always have my way."
  • "Your doubts of me are constant reminders of why I should stop hoping."
  • "Keep your eyes on me."
  • "I won't let them pull you under."
  • "You'll find what you're looking for."
Hurts Sentence Meme
  • "Just take my hand, I'll make it feel so much better tonight."
  • "It's such a beautiful lie."
  • "Forever I'll fight."
  • "And I would give you my devotion. Til the end of time."
  • "Strip me of shame."
  • "Time waits for no one."
  • "Inside the heart of every man there is a lust you understand."
  • "We are all illuminated."
  • "Cause I'm down on my knees begging you, please."
  • "I will let the devil no that I was brave enough to die."
  • "You've got to lose inhibition - romance your ego for a while."
  • "I will never be forgotten."
  • "I've got nothing left to live for, got no reason yet to die."
  • "Fill me with rage and bleed me dry."
  • "Blood, tears and gold won't make it any better."
  • "Don't cry, mercy."
  • "Before you I had nowhere to run, nothing to hold on to."
  • "Rage on against the dying light."
  • "So we will say goodbye girl and watch as the world burns."
  • "I don't need this life, I just need somebody to die for."
  • "There's too much pain to come."
  • "leave me in chains."
  • "So just let the heads roll and we'll stand on this world alone."
  • "Now there's no way back from the things you've done."
  • "So change your mind and say your mine."
  • "Forgive my thoughts when I'm asleep."
  • "Heres hoping, you'll help me to be brave."
  • "Cause I know this loves seems real, but I don't know how to feel."
  • Rumple: aha! I am locking Belle up. She'll be in love with me again in no time.
  • Charming: wait what?!
  • Hook: is that your actual strategy?!
  • Rumple: oh come on
  • Rumple: it worked for you two
  • Rumple: caught in a net
  • Rumple: locked in a dungeon
  • Rumple: that's how you true love, right?
  • Charming:
  • Hook:
  • Charming: I don't think you've quite got the hang of this yet... you've locked her up loads of times, but she needs to hit you over the head first, really
  • Hook: aye, or handcuff you to something
  • Charming: or like at least seriously threaten you
  • Hook: ooooh yes
  • Hook: better yet, skip the locking up and the hitting, just give her a pair of handcuffs
  • Hook: trust me, you'll have way more fun
  • Charming:
  • Rumple:
  • Hook: what?
Painfully Honest Advice for the Signs
  • : check your moon too!!!:
  • Aries: you're not always gonna be the best at everything, and that's okay. Take it easy on yourself. If you push yourself too far, you'll lose everything. On the flipside, maybe you're an Aries who needs to care MORE. Are you channeling your drive and determination in a productive way?
  • Taurus: Hey man. I love you. But you've got a lot of shit to sort through in that monstrous head of yours. Don't be afraid to open up to your friends, they know how gentle your heart really is, and they can help you. You can let your walls down a bit.
  • Gemini: You don't have to be constantly living up to everyone's expectations. Find yourself, and find people that celebrate yourself.
  • Cancer: Don't let people tell you that your emotions make you weak. Hell, you're stronger than most people that I know. Keep your head up, kiddo.
  • Leo: You were born to rule, and don't you forget that. But you were also born with an ego that needs reining in at times. Be gentle with your subjects, and don't take them for granted.
  • Virgo: I know that you fear conflict, and that can be a smart thing; but then again, you ARE very clever, aren't you? But you need to understand that you can't play it neutral all the time. Grow a backbone, you might need it someday.
  • Libra: You seek out people in positions of power, and you simper beneath them, like a dog. Maybe it's your desire for a "worthy" companion, or maybe you just want to be next in line. Well, you're not a dog. Learn to find your own way to the top.
  • Scorpio: Quit pretending to be such a bad bitch all the time, because you're not. Quit romanticizing shitty things, because it doesn't make you cool. Quit being an asshole to people who would bend over backwards to you, in the name of being "fierce". Quit lying to hide your insecurities. Sexy ruler of darkness? No, you're not even a scorpion, you're a beetle wearing a paper mâché stinger.
  • Sagittarius: Not everyone can keep up with your wanderlust, or understand your humour, or will forgive you for your blunt words. So, you must find those who do. You'll be hard-pressed to find these soul-friends, and you may have to look far, but you'll find them, and they will treasure you like you never thought you deserved.
  • Capricorn: You cannot keep every aspect of your life under lock and key. You must not be possessive over those you love; let them roam free. You're not going to be able to manage everything on a system of pulleys and strings-- and you can't stay guarded forever, so just open up and breathe. Take a risk, take a chance, push yourself but keep your head.
  • Aquarius: Hey babe. I know you feel like you don't belong here sometimes, and you may even have tried to escape a time or two. But I know, like Sagittarius, that you must find your own field of stars to complete you. You don't have to have your feet on the ground, but remember that it can be good to have a toe or two tied to "the real world".
  • Pisces: Who ever told you that you're the depressing blogger aesthetic of bloody sinks and nicotine-stained fingers? You're not a cigarette or a suicide note in thin pale hands. You're so much more than that. So much better than that. But you've also got a ton of feelings going on at any given time, and they're liable to change. Learn to ride your own waves before you accidentally drown other people in them.
Solas and Iron Bull play chess without a board
  • Solas: How do you feel, Iron Bull? Do you need a distraction to focus your mind?
  • Iron Bull: Well, this area's low on dancing girls, sadly.
  • Solas: King's pawn to E4.
  • Iron Bull: You're shitting me. We don't even have a board!
  • Solas: Too complicated for a savage Tal-Vashoth?
  • Iron Bull: (Grumbles.) Smug little asshole. Pawn to E5.
  • Solas: Pawn to F4. King's Gambit.
  • Iron Bull: Accepted. Pawn takes pawn. Give me a bit to get the pieces set in my head. Then we'll see what you've got.
  • ───────
  • Solas: So, where were we? Ah, yes. Mage to C4.
  • Iron Bull: Little aggressive. Arishok to H4. Check.
  • Solas: Speaking of aggressive. I assume Arishok is your term for the Queen? King to F1.
  • Iron Bull: Pawn to B5.
  • Solas: All right. You have my curiosity. Mage takes Pawn.
  • Iron Bull: You call your Tamassrans Mages? Ben-Hassrath to F6.
  • Solas: You call your Knights Ben-Hassrath? Incidentally, Knight to F3.
  • Iron Bull: Ben-Hassrath makes more sense than horses. They're sneaky, and they can move through enemy lines. Arishok to H6.
  • Solas: Pawn to D3.
  • Iron Bull: Ben-Hassrath to H5. Hah! All right, take some time. Think about your life choices.
  • ───────
  • Solas: All right, Bull. If you are prepared: Knight to H4.
  • Iron Bull: Arishok to G5. So, you giving up the Tamassran at B5 or the Ben-Hassrath at H4?
  • Solas: Neither. Knight to F5.
  • Iron Bull: Pawn to C6. Left your Tamassran hanging out.
  • Solas: And you, your Knight. Or Ben-Hassrath, if you will. Pawn to G4.
  • Iron Bull: Ben-Hassrath to F6.
  • Solas: Hmm. Tower to G1.
  • Iron Bull: Hah! Pawn takes your Tamassran - or Mage, or whatever it is.
  • Solas: I get the idea.
  • Iron Bull: Too much time playing with spirits, Fade Walker.
  • Solas: We shall see.
  • ───────
  • Solas: If you have a moment, Bull: Pawn to H4
  • Iron Bull: Arishok to G6.
  • Solas: Pawn to H5. Careful.
  • Iron Bull: You're the one who lost his Mage. Arishok to G5.
  • Solas: Queen to F3.
  • Iron Bull: Oh, clever. Almost trapped my Arishok. Ben-Hassrath to G8.
  • Solas: Mage takes Pawn, threatens Queen.
  • Iron Bull: (Grunts.) Arishok to F6.
  • Solas: Knight to C3. You've developed nothing but your Queen.
  • Iron Bull: Don't get cocky, you're still one Tamassran down. Tamassran to C5, by the way.
  • Solas: Hmm. I will need to consider.
  • ───────
  • Solas: After careful consideration: Knight to D5.
  • Iron Bull: Arishok takes Pawn at B2.
  • Solas: Mage to D6.
  • Iron Bull: Arishok takes Tower. What are you doing, Solas?
  • Solas: King to E2.
  • Iron Bull: All right, Tamassran takes Tower. Your last Tower, by the way.
  • Solas: Pawn to E5.
  • Iron Bull: Really. I've got my whole army bearing down on your King, and you're moving a Pawn?
  • Iron Bull: Are you even trying anymore?
  • Solas: Think about it, my friend.
  • ───────
  • Iron Bull: All right, Solas. I've thought about it. Ready to finish this? Ben-Hassrath to A6.
  • Solas: Knight takes Pawn at G7. Check.
  • Iron Bull: Uh-huh. King to D8.
  • Solas: Queen to F6, Check.
  • Iron Bull: And now my Ben-Hassrath takes your Queen.
  • Iron Bull: You've got no Towers. You're down to a single Mage. Too bad you wasted time moving that Pawn to... to...
  • Iron Bull: You sneaky son of a bitch.
  • Solas: Mage to E7. Checkmate.
  • Iron Bull: (Grunts.). Nice game, mage.
  • Solas: And you as well, Tal-Vashoth.
  • Aaron: How about you just go in with "All right, mate, you shot any grandparents recently?"
  • Robert: No, I know Chrissie, she'll have wired his mouth shut by now and had "Talk to no one" tattooed on his head. We just need to find a way in.
  • Aaron: I used to think he had a screw loose, mate, but... fair play, Lachlan, take a bow, son, you've raised your game.
  • (Liv approaching)
  • Liv: Why, what's he done?
  • Aaron: What are you doing here?
  • Liv: There's, like, nothing to do. Saw a cow earlier, though. It almost looked as bored as me. So, anyway, why are you talking about him?
  • Robert: Just something at work.
  • Liv: I used to think he was a bit of a freak to be honest, but I got talking to him yesterday...
  • Aaron: Don't do that again.
  • Liv: Because?
  • Aaron: Because I said so. He's a weirdo.
  • Liv: Iit's probably because of his dad. We both know what that feels like, don't we?
  • Robert: What's he said about him?
  • Liv: NNot much. He's been messaging him, really slating him.
  • Robert: And he didn't say why?
  • Liv: Probably because he wasn't replying. Should have seen what he was saying though. Harsh.
  • Aaron: Right, well, stay away from him from now on.
  • Liv: What, so I can't have friends around here any more? I'll just go and talk to some sheep if that's all right with you?
  • (Liv leaves)
  • Aaron: What? What were you smirking at?
  • Robert: I think we might just have found a way in.
Imagine...
  • you have your first run-in with the paps.
  • Luke: It's been two months since you last saw Luke, so naturally when you joined the boys on tour you and Luke wanted to sneak out for some alone time. Or what you thought would be alone time. You and Luke interlock fingers as you walk around a small town in Northern England. The streets are quiet, and as the wind blows he pulls you closer. "I'm so happy you're here, I needed to see you Y/N." You smile up at him as you make your way around a shop corner. "Luke! Y/N!" The two of you are suddenly blinded as it seems like cameras are flashing from every direction. Within seconds Luke and you are separated, and you helplessly spin in circles screaming as the paps close in- their voices getting louder and louder. Suddenly you feel a firm grip on your arm as you are pulled backwards. "Leave us alone you fucking pricks! Can't you see she's scared!" Luke screamed at the top of his lungs, as he wrapped his arms around you. He continues to yell as he pulls you away from the mayhem. In between his countless apologies you watch him take deep and long breathes, you've never seen him this angry. "It's okay, I'm okay Luke." "This isn't okay." He huffs as he walks in circles with his hands behind his head. "I just…I'm so sorry that happened to you." He states sadly as he pulls you into a tight hug.
  • Calum: "Are you sure you want to go shopping now?" Calum questioned as you and Ash's girlfriend were preparing for a day out on the town. "Yes" you laughed "I love being on tour with you but I'd also like to leave this hotel room." "I know, it's just those paps are everywhere.." He furrowed his brows together as you quickly kissed him. "I'll see you later!" You smile as you shut the door. The day went quickly and as the sun set you all decided that dinner was the best option. After yelping every restaurant in the nearby area you all decided on a cute up and coming italian place. Along the way to the restaurant you ran into a few fans and of course stopped and talked to them. It was because of these lovely people that Cal even had the opportunity to do what he loves. Yet suddenly you saw cameras flash in the distance, and within seconds paps had surrounded you and the girls. Frantic and unable to process what was going on you began to push through the crowd and run. By the time you looked up a car was barreling towards you. You screamed loudly as Ash's girlfriend pulled you back onto the sidewalk. Desperately you all got into the closest cab and rushed back to the hotel. Before getting out you all agreed not to tell the boys what had happened. "Y/N! Are you okay?? I told you that this wasn't a good idea! I have been sitting here sick about this. I read on twitter you were almost hit by a car? Never again. I shouldn't have let you go. I can't believe I could have lost you." Calum ran to you hysterical as you assured him everything was okay.
  • Ashton: You were acting like a gitty school girl the entire day. You were told this morning that the boys manager was able to get you floor seats to see them preform, and you couldn't contain your excitement. Everyone naturally assumes that because you date a band member you get great seats to every show. Sadly, you almost always end up watching from the wings where the view is almost always blocked by some unknown object. The opening acts finished, and you kissed Ashton goodbye telling him to have a great time. "Of course I will, because you're in the audience tonight." He shoots you his big dorky smile as you're cheeks light up. A year later and he still gives you butterflies. "Okay lets get you to your seat." A security guard states as he leads you out into the crowd and to the 5th row. Suddenly the girls around you begin to scream, and within seconds there's a small circle around you- iPhones waving in every direction. You smile as the security guard attempts to detain the situation, yet the tension mounts as girls try to climb the railing and seats to get a better glimpse. Before you can blink an eye the crowd closes in and you begin to hyperventilate, you never handled mobs of people well. "Ashton!" The girls begin to scream as you open your eyes. "Babe oh my god Y/N! Everyone please back up!" Ashton began to yell as he pulled you to safety. "Are you okay? I'm so sorry I didn't think this was going to happen. I need to tell them that this isn't okay, where is my phone. NO better yet I need to go on stage. You could have been hurt!" He stated frantically as he kissed you.
  • Michael: "Hi love! I've just landed, yep I'll see you soon Mikey. I know I'm so excited." You smiled as you hung the phone up. "Excuse me where is baggage claim 5?" You ask politely as the flight attendant pointed down the escalator and to the left. Your heart begins to race as it finally hits you that Mikey will be down there, smiling like an idiot. It feels like ages since you've seen him last and finally today was the day that you were going to be reunited. As you made your way down the escalator you felt your phone vibrating in your pocket. "Yeah I'm coming love! Jeez." You laugh into the phone yet Mikey's tone wasn't as uplifting. "Some prick released to the press that I am in the airport. So I need you to meet me at exit 7 instead. I'm sorry." "Okay I got it babe, don't worry." This sadly happens all the time so you weren't surprised. Within seconds you see a large red illuminated number 5 and head over to grab your luggage. As you reach to pick it up you curse under your breathe, and state how this is the time when having Mikey around is useful. You begin to stroll through the airport slowly passing exit 5, then heading to exit 6. As you make your way past exit 6 you suddenly feel a tug on your bag and before you know it your face is pressed against the cold ground. You look around, disoriented and realize that the paps had not only found you but literally pushed you to the ground. "What the fuck do you think you're doing! Get away from her you pricks or I'll sue your fucking asses off, get away! Babe are you okay. Here let's get you out of here."