you've got a bullet in your head

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Quotes
  • "Look up 'idiot' in the dictionary. You know what you'll find? The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!"
  • "I peed on it."
  • "No, my question, I get to go first!"
  • "Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?"
  • "I didn't intend to! It's not like I did it for kicks!"
  • "Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call."
  • "Who taught you grammar?"
  • "You put a live round in that gun?"
  • "Who taught you math?!"
  • "Do you think I'm stupid?"
  • "I don't think you'd know where to put food at if you didn't flap your mouth so much."
  • "Yes, I think you're stupid."
  • "Still gay?"
  • "Sorry that we said 'fuck' so much."
  • "Did your father love you?"
  • "Well, he used to beat me in Morse code, so it's possible, but he never actually said the words."
  • "He called her a... well, a bad word."
  • "She's been fucked more times than she's had a hot meal."
  • "Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times."
  • "You want to see something cool?"
  • "You know what? You'd better be her doctor."
  • "Okay, you've got 30 of my fucking seconds. Thrill me."
  • "I want you to picture a bullet in your head. Can you do that for me?"
  • "I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club."
  • "Don't quit your gay job."
  • "Wow, I feel sore. I mean physically, not like a guy who's angry in a movie in the 1950's."
  • "Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock."
  • "This is every shade of wrong."
  • "Uh, I'm retired. I invented dice when I was a kid."
  • "I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls."
  • "Doesn't that suck? I just hit you for no reason. I don't even know why."

anonymous asked:

(Suddenly a sniper bullet misses your head by a centimeter) [TEXT]: Why hello! Let that be a warning shot. You've got five seconds to start running southeast before I blow your brains out from seventeen miles away.

[TEXT] “shoot me then. Watch what happens”