you've been waiting for me

I’ll be waiting for you when you’re ready to love me again,
I’ll put my hands up,
I’ll do everything different,
I’ll be better to you.
—  Adele ‘I’ll be waiting’
start the month off right/it’s microfic day!

Send me a prompt, a character (or two), and I will write you a micro-fic!

Micro-fic defined as five sentences (ish). maybe more. maybe less. have you met me

**also considering today’s date: this is not a joke! I’ll fill prompts you fling at me. :) fling!

  • Rick: *out scavenging and feels something whack him on the back of the head*
  • Negan: *jumps out of his truck* It didn't shittin' work!
  • Rick: ... A fucking POKEBALL Negan?!
  • Negan: Well how the hell else was I supposed to catch you Rick?! You've been avoiding me for weeks now and - wait, what? <I>Poke</I>ball?! Son of a bitch who sold it to me said it was a Masterball. Lying piece of shi-
  • Rick: Negan? These are just two tennis ball halves that have been glued back together again.
  • Negan: ... Just get in the fuckin' van Rick.
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Nice quest. 7.8/10 too much cave.
It also has the interesting habit of saying lines in overhead chat and in your chatbox. Is it because it’s from classic? who knows.
(P.S all the pictures are captioned if anyone’s interested lol)

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Sam might have a detailed knowledge of innumerable supernatural creatures, but the wealthy remain an impenetrable mystery (12x05)

*is checking crush's horoscope*
  • horoscope: u will want to be bold today
  • me: nice
  • horoscope: u will perhaps even do something you have been waiting on doing for a while...
  • me: Um um um what
  • horoscope: ...because you feel that you can no longer wait to pursue this thing, it may be a goal or a PERSON
  • me: THERE IS A GOD OK YES KEEP IT GOIN
  • horoscope: and so today you have decided to finally go and get what you've been waiting for....BUT DONT DO IT
  • me: wait w--
  • horoscope: ya bro it's not written in the starz!!!
  • me: k.
Texting
  • James Potter to Why has prongs added evans? :
  • James: Lily you left your book at the house yesterday.
  • Peter: oooooo why was she at our house james. why.
  • James: she was studying with Remus you prick. Change the name of this group.
  • Sirius: No way you trashed our group by adding her. now you have to live with the consequences.
  • Sirius Black changed the group name to; James has a boner for Evans:
  • James Potter removed Sirius Black from the group:
  • Lily: what is going on?
  • James Potter removed Lily Evans from the group:
  • .
  • James: hey Lily you want to come over and revise?
  • Lily: you do a biology degree? I do history??
  • James: divorced. beheaded. died. divorced. beheaded. survived.
  • Lily: ...
  • James: I'm also ordering pizza for everyone.
  • Lily: I'll be there at 6.
  • .
  • Remus: Sirius you need to stop annoying Lily.
  • Sirius: what??? how dare you... Evans loves me
  • Lily: you piss me off Black
  • Sirius: betrayal...
  • Lily: i'm sorry but you took about a thousand photos on my phone of your newly done eyebrows and filled up all my storage.
  • Sirius: you should b honoured.... Remus would b
  • Remus: Sirius, I have to spend enough time with you showing me in person.. I really don't need pictures.
  • Sirius: you guys suck. I'm adding Jamie
  • Sirius Black added James Potter:
  • Sirius: you love my eyebrows don't you James?
  • James: of course Pads
  • Sirius: awwww see
  • Lily: but Sirius my phone isn't working because of your stupid eyebrows
  • James: fuck your eyebrows Sirius.
  • Sirius Black added Peter Pettigrew to the group:
  • Sirius: Pete, you like my eyebrows right
  • Peter: yeah i guess?
  • Sirius: haha! told you guys
  • Remus: ugh..
  • Lily: srsly
  • Peter: wait you've all been on a chat without me?
  • Peter: ...
  • Peter: hello?
  • .
  • James: Pete did you put my green jumper in the wash?
  • Peter: it was on the floor of the bathroom.. so yes I put it in the wash.
  • James: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. THATS THE ONE LILY WORE AND IT SMELLS LIKE HER AND NOW IT WONT SMELL LIKE HER WHEN I WEAR IT.
  • Peter: have you considered therapy?
  • .
  • Lily: hey can I come over and steal some of your food? I'm broke and hungry... plus your house is really warm for some reason?
  • Remus: Okay, but i must warn you James is doing shirtless karaoke in the sitting room with Sirius.
  • Lily: thats okay.
  • Remus: Is it now?
  • Lily: be quiet and come open your front door.
  • .
  • Lily Evans to; I guess she's here to stay then..:
  • Lily: oh my word Sirius I just looked... my eyebrows look amazing
  • Sirius: I told you. Say it. I'm a genius.
  • Remus: Oh be quiet Padfoot.
  • Sirius: Make me.
  • James: ugh guys take the sexual tension somewhere else pleaseeee
  • Sirius: gladly.
  • James: NOT INTO THE ROOM NEXT DOOR TO ME
  • Lily: hahahahah
  • James: where are you right now?
  • Lily: coffee shop on the corner. Why?
  • James: because my house is no longer safe for my precious ears. I'm running away to find you.
  • .
  • James: oh my god shes so pretty
  • Peter: i know
  • James: and her eyes
  • Peter: I am aware
  • James: ugh and her hair
  • Peter: yup....
  • James: god she is so beautiful
  • Peter: so why aren't you telling her this?
  • James: don't be an idiot Wormtail.
  • .
  • Sirius: mooonyyyyyyyyyy
  • Sirius: moony my ray of sunshine
  • Sirius: light to my darkness
  • Sirius: hope to my dismay
  • Sirius: my brightest star
  • Sirius: mooooooonnnyyyyy
  • Remus: What.
  • Sirius: I love you.
  • Remus: ...
  • Remus: What did you do.
  • Sirius: I got jam on your jumper by accident... not a big deal i think i can clean it
  • Sirius: oh shit no i've made it worse
  • Remus: Fuck you do not touch anything I swear to God Padfoot. I'm coming home right now and stabbing you.
  • Sirius: I love you
  • Sirius: Remus?
  • Sirius: crap okay I'm hiding
  • .
  • Lily: Rem you're staring at Sirius' butt
  • Remus: He has a nice butt.
  • Remus: and nice hair.
  • Remus: damn I'm so gay for him.
  • Lily: I would hope so, you've been together for like two years now?
  • Remus: He has great eyes too..
  • Lily: James has nice eyes
  • Remus: :-) what
  • Lily: What? Me? What?
  • Lily: pretend i didn't just send that
  • Lily: my point is you're staring at Sirius' butt and the lecturer has noticed and is glaring at you.
  • Remus: oh shit.
  • .
  • James Potter changed the name of the group to; Party tonight and we are all going bitches get yourselves ready:
  • Remus: That's really how you're going to announce it?
  • Sirius: gets the point across, I like it
  • James: thanks pads
  • James: I've invited Lily too.
  • Peter: oooooooo
  • James Potter added Lily Evans to the group:
  • Lily: woo hoo party!!!
  • .
  • Sirius Black changed the name of the group to; 'James got drunkkkkk af':
  • Sirius Black changed the name of the group to; 'Lily got smashed':
  • Sirius Black changed the name of the group to; 'and they totally kissed':
  • Sirius Black changed the name of the group to; 'like a proper snog alll nightttt longggggg':
  • Sirius Black changed the name of the group to; 'James wants to sleep with Evans':
  • Sirius Black changed the name of the group to; 'and now he finally knows Evans wants to bang him tooooooo':
  • Sirius Black changed the name of the group to; 'they in loveeeeeeeeee':
  • James Potter removed Sirius Black from the group:
  • Remus: He's not wrong though...
  • Lily Evans removed Remus Lupin from the group:
  • Peter: what no how did i miss this historical moment!!!!!
  • James Potter removed Peter Pettigrew from the group:
  • .
  • James: hey
  • Lily: hi
  • James: how you feeling?
  • Lily: okay i guess...
  • James: cool cool cool...
  • Lily: look about last night-
  • James: about last night
  • Lily: haha...
  • James: I'd do it again.
  • Lily: what?
  • James: I mean if you wanted to obviously! and not like drunk and sloppy like last night haha... but i would kiss you again... if you would want me to... I mean i know we're just friends and stuff but... you're really pretty is what I'm trying to say....
  • Lily: I'd like that.
  • James: what?
  • Lily: if you kissed me again.
  • .
  • James Potter added Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew to the group:
  • James: YESSSSS GUYS SHE SAID SHE WOULD TOTALLY KISS ME AGAIN IM KING OF THE WORRRLLLLDDDDDDDDDD
  • Lily: I'm still here.
  • James: :-)
  • Lily: :-)
  • This was inspired by another post like this i saw a while back, but now can't find, and from suggestion i recently got.
  • Send me in any other ideas!
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modmad has helped me so much lately and said a lot of very kind things and I don’t have a way with words to express how grateful I am and how enormously much it means to me and I just aaahhh I’m sorry you are amazing and I love you and thank you so much again from the bottom of my heart.

(They are already advertising the Nutcracker at every metro stop where I live, therefore it’s definitely not too early to post this.)

The Church for You
  • Mom: "If the youth group does [x] while I'm a chaperone, I am definitely going to have to present an alternative perspective. And they might kick us out."
  • Me: "Yeah, well, it wouldn't be the first time."
  • Luke: [age 12] "Wait. You've been kicked out of a church?!"
  • Me: "Well, sort of."
  • Mom: "More than 'sort of'. They told us, 'We don't think this is the church for you anymore.'"
  • Beth: [age 8] "What did you do?!"
  • Mom: "We disagreed with one specific point on their doctrine."
  • Me: "Just one point."
  • Luke: "What was it?"
  • Mom: "In the Bible, in the book of Acts, there's something called 'speaking in tongues'. After Jesus comes back from the dead, the Holy Spirit shows up to fill all the believers in one place. And they all start speaking languages they don't know. People around town started hearing the gospel in their own languages, even though the Christians didn't themselves know the languages."
  • Me: "'Tongues' here just means 'other real languages'."
  • Mom: "Right, not made-up languages. So, in this church we were attending, one of their beliefs was that speaking in tongues was proof that a Christian had really received the Holy Spirit. And to be specific, they believed speaking in tongues was the /only/ proof of it."
  • Me: "Now, the church had an extra classroom, and I had gotten a local bank to donate some old computers so we could set up a computer lab. We were going to offer free classes on computers to the community. But the church leaders decided that we had to become members of the church first, and that we had to sign a piece of paper saying we believed exactly the same things they did, or we couldn't run the classes."
  • Mom: "It really came down to one single word. We were willing to agree with everything on the paper except the statement that 'Speaking in tongues is the sign of the Holy Spirit.' We said, if we cross out 'the' and replace it with 'a' -- then we'd sign it. They said that wasn't good enough. So we didn't sign it."
  • Me: "And that's when they asked us to leave. We never finished setting up the computer lab or did those classes. It all went to waste."
  • Luke: "Why would you go to a church where you didn't agree with what they believed?"
  • Mom: "A lot of the people there were really good people, and we agreed with most of it. But there is never a church where everybody believes the same things, or to the same degree. There aren't even any two Christians who totally agree on the same beliefs."
  • Me: "Hey, sometimes I don't even agree with myself."
  • Beth: "It's really weird that they asked you to leave just over one word."
  • Mom: [shrugging] "It was very important to them."
  • Me: "That church denomination was Assemblies of God. But check this out: the Southern Baptist denomination believes that you should /never/ speak in tongues. In fact, you should never even be friends with people who speak in tongues. They could ask you to leave the church over this. So you have one group of Christians who say you must speak in tongues, and another who says you must never speak in tongues."
  • Mom: "It's a great example of how the beliefs of people have caused division among Christians."
  • Me: "And the Bible actually says that speaking in tongues is just one of many signs of the Holy Spirit, and that you should never forbid it."
  • Luke: "Wait a second. Both groups are ignoring the Bible?"
  • Me: "On this point, yes."
  • Luke: "It's like they are both missing a page from their Bibles and pretending that they don't realize it."
  • Me: [making scissor motions in the air] "Or they've just cut out those verses, leaving a hole in their Bible."
  • Mom: "So don't ever believe something about religion just because somebody says it. Study it yourself."
  • Me: "And if they get mad at you for studying it, then maybe they've got something to hide. It might not be the church for you!"

witete  asked:

Hey friendo, if it's not too much to ask I'd like a little doodle...I've been down for a while and your art makes me smile. I hope you're feeling better nonetheless.

feel better friend <3

space mum has caught her ridiculous adopted son being a nuisance

  • Me: *listens to Hamilton for the 6515136468545417th time*
  • Burr: Ladies and gentleman! The moment you've been waiting for!
  • Me: *takes a deep breath*
  • Burr: The pride of Mount Vernon!
  • Me: *holds breath*
  • Burr: George Washington!
  • Me: *gasps*
  • George Washington: *simply appears*
  • Me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Trafalgar Law for @smileorillfeedyoubread/@minouze

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  8D