“pardon my computer” from jughead’s double digest #102 or “the one where a computer is told to formulate a girl jughead would be attracted to and immediately explodes”
quite a few older stories involved “UGAJ” or “The United Girls Against Jughead” who made it their life’s mission to try to “fix” jughead often by harassing him or kidnapping him or attempting to brainwash him
“The only reason–” George suddenly can’t contain his laughter and needs to take a moment to collect himself. He doubles over for a few long seconds, then straightens up again to wipe an imaginary tear from his eye. “Oh, lad. The only reason that potion would cause someone to nearly propose marriage is if they were already embarrassingly in love with you.”
Louis was an Omega and a Prefect. Harry was an Alpha and a little rascal. They were mates, drawn to each other since they first met in the Hogwarts Express. They worked well like that, or at least they tried, which only made their relationship way more interesting.
Louis Tomlinson was the Gryffindor golden boy, always
managing to earn his house points and winning them any and all quidditch
tournament he could get his team on. He was the picture of perfection
and grace and he was deeply loved and admired by all his fellow
students, house members or not.
And then, of course, there was Harry
Styles. The prettiest, most infuriating piece of work Slytherin had ever
managed to produce since Professor Malfoy and that’s saying something.
Harry is 11 year old wizard who was brought up in
muggle home and now is on his way to his new school. Everything is new
and exciting, and nothing can hold his attention for more than two
seconds at the time, expect for this one boy with blue eyes, silver
tongue and green tie around his neck. He can hold Harry’s attention for
two seconds, or you know… forever.
Hogwarts AU in which Hogwarts really isn’t the safest place in the
Wizarding World any more, Louis and Liam just want the war to be over
already, and Nick thinks he’s sending them off to boarding school.
It’s their seventh year at Hogwarts, and Liam and Zayn
are selected as co-Head Boys, from Gryffindor and Slytherin,
It’s unexpected, to say the least, and it really doesn’t help that they can’t agree on a single thing.
(It also doesn’t help that their Headmaster doesn’t seem to care at
all, that there’s nothing quite like a good prank to relieve stress,
that Liam looks good in a Quidditch uniform, or that they may or may not
have slept together once in sixth year.)
Louis has had a crush on Harry for the longest time,
but when he stumbles upon the Mirror of Erised, he’s still surprised at
what he finds reflected back at him. When they finally meet, it doesn’t
seem like it’s meant to be, but after a little help in a stressful
situation, maybe Louis could re-evaluate.
A story where Louis and Harry are meant to be, there’s more pets, and an unrequited crush turns into a blossoming new love.
Harry and Louis were enemies since day one, their Gryffindor and Slytherin pride getting the best of them from first year. Unsavory circumstances land them in detention together and who knows what can happen when you go in with an open mind.
Louis is just someone who has a lot of love to give. His polyamorous relationship with Harry is beautiful and perfect, and when Zayn transfers to Hogwarts from Beauxbatons in their 5th year, Louis finds himself drawn to him as well. But Zayn’s difficult childhood brings up problems that maybe Louis can’t fix, and maybe Zayn can’t either.
New York City, 1924. Harry Styles is an Auror working for MACUSA. Louis Tomlinson is an investigative reporter for the Daily Prophet in London. They haven’t seen each other for years, but when bodies start showing up in Central Park, Louis travels to New York to cover the story. The two work together to uncover the killer, and uncover a few other secrets along the way.
Sometimes things don’t go according to plan. Sometimes people who should be the closest to you are the ones you sometimes need to get away from, and sometimes just a job can turn into the most important thing in your life.
Liam just wants to get through Sixth Year relatively unscathed. He wants to pass his N.E.W.T.S and beat Slytherin in Quidditch for the first time in four years. But he can’t do that when Louis, his best Seeker, is off hooking up with Harry Styles during practice.