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Story time: The Signs at a Party

*Leo hosts the party*
*knock at door, Leo answers*
*Capricorn & Virgo at the door giggling*
Capricorn: *gasps* Leo please dont tell me we’re late to your party?! I don;t think I could cope I’m never late to anything
Virgo: yeah no neither am I I’ll feel so bad if I’m late! Is libra here already? If Libra’s here before me I’ll feel even worse bc she’s always late and I hate libra
Capricorn: Virgo, don’t be so harsh on Libra, you know she cant help it!
Leo: *fake laughs* you’re the first ones here guys, In fact…you’re early, please come in *sighs quietly and lets them in*
*capricorn sits quietly on the sofa whilst Virgo helps them self to a drink*
Leo: oh the drinks are for- uh never mind go ahead Virgo
*knock at door*
*Leo answers the door to Sagittarius and Aquarius*
Leo: omg thank god you guys are here! This is gonna be such a fun night now!
*aquarius squeals*
Sagittarius: *chuckles* are we the first here?! We came a lil early for you hunny
Leo: don’t be stupid, cap and Virgo are here already they arrived like 20 minutes early panicking they were late they’re so strange *sag and Leo laugh whilst Aquarius lets self in*
Aquarius: yo guys lets turn the music up!!!!! I love this tuuuuuune
*Aries and Gemini let themselves in, Aries pats Leo on the back*
Aries: hope you don’t mind, I heard the loud music and didn’t bother knocking on the door you wouldn’t have been able to hear it because the music is TOO BLOODY LOUD *gemini laughs and wanders off to dance with Aquarius*
Leo: Capricorn are you ok you look like your cat’s just died or something?!
Capricorn: *laughs awkwardly still on sofa* no I’m fine……,.
Leo: *sighs* okay then *gives Sagittarius a drink and starts singing loudly to Fall Out Boy*
*knock at door*
*virgo acknowledges*
Virgo: anyone gonna answer??? No??? Ugh I have to do everything round here it’s not even my party
*cancer and Pisces at door*
Pisces: *hugs virgo* sorry we’re kinda late, cancer couldn’t find anything good to wear and started crying because I had nicer clothes on than her and she got jealous *sighs*
Cancer: omg Pisces don’t tell anyone!!! it’s not my fault my hormones are everywhere today
Virgo: wow *walks away from door letting them in*

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I just want to take a moment and bring back Calums moan

‘The Divine Zero’ (lyrics)

Maybe I could swim into your thoughts like your drugs do
Paralyze your body
Sick and tired of waking up to, burning eyes and cigarettes
I’m falling through the couch like a suicide mission tonight
My God, here comes the downside

Wild eyes of terror pray for sex on the beach while,
oceans of kerosene will soak into me
I’m not meant for this world, I just don’t see the point
Don’t think about it, don’t over think about it
And life is a joke
But everything’s riding on me tonight
Been counting the stars and scars,
how I’m becoming a work of art

In desperate times and desperate measures
I come so close, my hopes are severed by the downside
A million waves in the ocean crash at once to make you smile
The whispered words, “You’d better hide the bullets.”
You stayed on the phone and talked to me day and night

Trigger my nightmare once again
And it’s fucking loaded in hand
And we’ll let fire rage
The smoke and the drowning flames
My bedroom computer light is the only menace to my new faux wooden blinds

In desperate time and desperate measures
I come so close, my hopes are severed by the downside
A million waves in the ocean crash at once to make you smile

Now, I only pray when it all goes down
I’ll be surrounded by all of the ones I’ve loved and cared about
And then burn it down
And life is a joke
But at least I can love you, naked and tattooed
Counting the stars and scars
And if the pain is a sound, let’s slow it down

Desperate times and desperate measures
I come so close, my hopes are severed by the downside
A million waves in the ocean crash at once to make you smile
Now, I only pray when it all goes down
I’ll be surrounded by all of the ones I’ve loved and cared about
And then burn it down

Your serotonin’s gone
The kerosene is gone
The sunset is gone
So hold on