Every day is a new day. Live your life, be spontaneous, take a walk, ride a bike, read a new book, try a new restaurant, draw a picture, kidnap that pretty soprano, show her your realistic life size mannequin created in her image, drop a chandelier upon your enemies.
Luke: I believe what you were meaning to say is ‘thank you’.
Rey: Thank you?
Luke: You’re welcome!
Rey: What? no-no-no, I didn’t… why would I?
Luke: Okay okay *chuckles*
Luke: ♫ I see what’s happening here You’re face-to-face with greatness and it’s strange You don’t even know how you feel, it’s adorable Well, it’s nice to see that Padawans never change Trust in the force, let’s begin Yes it’s really me, It’s Luke, breathe it in I know it’s a lot: the hand, the sight! When you’re staring at a Jedi Knight! ♫
hi, I'm very gay, and I'd like a few dollars
I don't look older, I just look worse. honestly, when I'm walking down the street, no one's ever like "hey! look at that man!" I think they're just like "woah, that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child! you can't keep burning the candle at both ends!"
I'm really sorry about last night, it’s just that I'm mean and loud. it probably will happen again
I have had a very long day. I am very small... and I have no money... so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under
some babies will point at me, and I don't care for that shit at all
when I was a little boy, I was more like a 67-year-old gay man that's kind of over it sexually
everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds
I'll keep my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die
sometimes, he will watch a movie on TV, even though he already owns that movie on DVD. pointing this out to him confuses and upsets him
cars were pulling up and looking over to see who just did that piece of shit move, expecting to see a 100-year-old blind dog who’s texting while driving and drinking a smoothie. instead they see a 28-year-old healthy man, trying his best
I look like I was just sitting in a room in a chair eating saltines for like, 28 years, and then I walked right out here
in terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroine