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The Signs as Ridiculous Threatening Quotes
  • Aries:I will set fire to your subpar bakery, you Marxist flugelhorn!
  • Taurus:Come, it is time to sacrifice you to the cockroach.
  • Gemini:Wienerschnitzel. Shhhhh. *pats face* Wienerschnitzel.
  • Cancer:One more word--ONE MORE WORD--and the booty shorts are coming on!
  • Leo:Twinkle twinkle little shit, oh what's that here comes my fist.
  • Virgo:*opens waffle maker* All right, put your hand here.
  • Libra:I hope you miss your destination and there's no U-Turn.
  • Scorpio:What if I shove a pestle down your throat? What then?
  • Sagittarius:I will smear your body on the floor like raspberry-apricot fusion jam! Do not test me!
  • Capricorn:When they said "dinosaurs are vicious creatures that rip limbs with their teeth" they were largely inaccurate. However, this description accurately applies to me.
  • Aquarius:It'd be a shame if you were to be strangled by your beret...
  • Pisces:Guess who has tadpoles inside them? YOU DO. Lol, I just put them in your drink.
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Jensen Ackles

Jensen eats a snack: Jensen snackles

Jensen plays football: Jensen tackles

Jensen laughs: Jensen cackles 

Jensen is good with technology: Jensen hackles

Jensen is missing something: Jensen lackles

Jensen gets ready for a trip: Jensen packles

Jensen is a duck: Jensen quackles

Jensen talks a lot: Jensen yackles

Jensen gets married: Jensen Collins

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I just want to take a moment and bring back Calums moan

‘The Divine Zero’ (lyrics)

Maybe I could swim into your thoughts like your drugs do
Paralyze your body
Sick and tired of waking up to, burning eyes and cigarettes
I’m falling through the couch like a suicide mission tonight
My God, here comes the downside

Wild eyes of terror pray for sex on the beach while,
oceans of kerosene will soak into me
I’m not meant for this world, I just don’t see the point
Don’t think about it, don’t over think about it
And life is a joke
But everything’s riding on me tonight
Been counting the stars and scars,
how I’m becoming a work of art

In desperate times and desperate measures
I come so close, my hopes are severed by the downside
A million waves in the ocean crash at once to make you smile
The whispered words, “You’d better hide the bullets.”
You stayed on the phone and talked to me day and night

Trigger my nightmare once again
And it’s fucking loaded in hand
And we’ll let fire rage
The smoke and the drowning flames
My bedroom computer light is the only menace to my new faux wooden blinds

In desperate time and desperate measures
I come so close, my hopes are severed by the downside
A million waves in the ocean crash at once to make you smile

Now, I only pray when it all goes down
I’ll be surrounded by all of the ones I’ve loved and cared about
And then burn it down
And life is a joke
But at least I can love you, naked and tattooed
Counting the stars and scars
And if the pain is a sound, let’s slow it down

Desperate times and desperate measures
I come so close, my hopes are severed by the downside
A million waves in the ocean crash at once to make you smile
Now, I only pray when it all goes down
I’ll be surrounded by all of the ones I’ve loved and cared about
And then burn it down

Your serotonin’s gone
The kerosene is gone
The sunset is gone
So hold on