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Captain America: Civil War Super Bowl TV Spot in 10 Seconds:

Slow motion doors opening because why the fuck not. super dark and cool shot of bucky looking like a puppet in strings. (HAH SEE WHAT I DID THERE? NO STRINGS ON ME BITCH). Sam Watch-Me-Crouch-and-Show​-My-Ass Wilson. PUT YO HANDS UP AND SURRENDER. BUCKY NO. STAND BACK. Jump, crash, and rooooooooooooll. They see me rollin’, they hatin’. Wanda-I’m-Looking-Really​-Dramatic-Right-Now-But-​My-Nails-Are-Perfect Maximoff. WARPATH BUCKY. RED SHIRT BUCKY. METAL ARM BUCKY. BUCKY NO. TONY’S FANCY DANCY LIMITED EDITION DORA THE EXPLORER GAUNTLET WATCH. A shot of how well Natasha Romanoff can climb up shit without falling over. RHODEY NEEDS CPR. MAYBE IT’S MAYBELLINE SHOT OF BUCKY. COMMANDO STEALTH MODE YOOOOOOOO. TEAM CAP. SCAAAAAAAAAWTTTT LAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNG. TEAM TONY. SMOL NAT. BLACK PANTHER. 

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