you're-weak

Bon Gayvage
  • <p> <b><br></b> <p><b>[bv1:</b> misplaced phone]<p/><br><b>JK:</b> why is everyone losing things? we should do a hidden camera<p/><b>JM:</b> *approaching with sullen face*<p/><b>JK:</b> okay maybe we shouldn’t<p/><b>JK:</b> *immediately hands Jimin phone*<p/><b>Editor:</b> ?????<p/><br><br><b>[bv2:</b> foosball penalty]<p/><br><b>JK:</b> shall we slowly savour the taste of the pizza?<p/><b>JM:</b> *tight smile*<p/><b>JM:</b> I’m full just watching you two eat<p/><b>JK:</b> *gobbles everything up*<p/><b>JK:</b> okay you can eat now<p/><b>Me:</b> wow.. *checks time*<p/><b></b> โฏ 40min 04s to 40 min 32s<p/><b>Me:</b> 28 seconds that’s a new record<p/></p><p/></p>
  • woman: *speaks up about lack of representation, sexism in the work place, being respected less than men, catcalling, objectification*
  • men: STOP COMPLAINING, YOU COULD HAVE IT SO MUCH WORSE, SOME PEOPLE ARE DYING AND YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT THESE TINY THINGS, YOU'RE SO WEAK AND ENTITLED, (insert 'triggered feminist' meme here)
  • new Doctor: *is a woman*
  • men: have a breakdown crying about how they've lost One male character
  • Viktor: You're not weak Yuuri, and no one thinks you are.
  • Yuuri: Really?
  • Viktor: Absolutely. I've thought so even since I saw that video of you.
  • Yuuri: The one where I skate Stay Close To Me?
  • Viktor: No the other one. The security footage of you fighting meth addicts in a Denny's parking lot.
  • Yuuri: ...How did you find that?
  • Viktor: It was under related videos after I watched you skate my program.
  • Yuuri: Fucking hell I told Phichit not to post those.
Bpd Logic // 1
  • Bpd: cut! You need to! If you don't cut it means you're weak and faked your illness all along! Also you deserve the pain and who cares anyways? Cutting helps and you already have so many scars, it doesn't matter anymore.
  • Me: *cuts*
  • Bpd: oh look what you've done!!!! You cut again, you're so weak! You let down your loved ones who support you. Again. How long do you think they'll keep up with your bullshit before leaving? And weren't you already ugly enough without all the scars? You're disgusting.
  • Someone: I'm tired.
  • Lady Macbeth: TIRED?! ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž I NEVER sleep. ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ™… SLEEP = DEATH. ๐Ÿ’€ DEATH = WEAKNESS. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ’€ While you're out there sleeping ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘€ I'm out there GRINDING ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช DAY AND NIGHT. ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒ› The only thing I'm TIRED ๐Ÿ‘ฟ of is NOT BEING QUEEN. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘‘ #scotlandstrong #humbleandblessed
Deciding Teams in the Glade
  • <p> <b>Newt:</b> Okay now only Y/N and Chuck at left to be picked.<p/><b>Minho:</b> I pick Chuck.<p/><b>Gally:</b> No wait I pick Chuck!<p/><b>Minho:</b> too bad, Chuck wants to be on my team right Chuckie?<p/><b>Chuck:</b> ummm<p/><b>Y/N:</b> Why does no one want me on their team? I always get picked last! And then I'm put on bench! It's not fair! Newt!!<p/><b>Newt:</b> I'm sorry love, I'm just a referee, you know I'd take you in my team.<p/><b>Gally:</b> It's because you're a weak sissy she-bean!<p/><b>Y/N:</b> I am NOT you sexist pig!<p/><b>Minho:</b> Yea Gally, let her prove her strength in your team!<p/><b>Y/N:</b> Min! You're supposed to be my friend!<p/><b>Minho:</b> ...Fine. you can be on my team<p/><b>Y/N:</b> Yay!<p/><b>Minho:</b> Only if you promise to flash when it's necessary though.<p/><b>Y/N:</b> *flings a tomato at him and walks off*<p/><b>Newt:</b> Minho, you're disqualified<p/><b>Minho:</b> Aww come on!<p/></p>