707 waking MC up at 3 am
  • MC: What's up babe what's wrong?
  • 707: Have you ever thought about how like, fucked it is that once we get married saeran will be your brother in law? Or basically that after anyone gets married that their siblings become your siblings? Because since my sibling is now your sibling, it's like we're all brothers and sisters? Whenever I think of inlaws now I'm just thinking that you and I are kinda like brother and sister and that's kinda fucked up dont ya think? Saeran shouldn't be ur brother in law bc that makes me feel like you're my sister in law
  • MC: ... shit dude
  • 707: RIGHT. RIGHT.
  • /// MC was gonna shush him but then realized woah... that is kinda fucked. \\\

“A girl who makes people smile and never fails to do so, Someone who you can go to if feeling down but also a. A Roni is a great friend to people too. A Roni can be random, funny and very confusing sometimes but the main thing is that you never need to worry because you always have a Roni by your side.”

@pmcurtis if this doesn’t describe you, I don’t know what does. You make me smile so much, and I love you, big sister! Despite all the sin, I will be there for you always!

Luke and Han the first time they're alone after rotj
  • luke:
  • han:
  • luke: so you're dating my sister now
  • han: Luke listen there was
  • luke: no it's fine!!!!! Listen. It's fine.
  • Han: i mean you were away for so long and you know Leia and I got really close on
  • Luke: it's. fine. I'm happy for you two like it's fine
  • han: are you SURE
  • luke: YUP!!
  • Han: and you don't think I strung you along or
  • luke: ahahaha listen Han you're not that irresistible like I've been over it for a while
  • Han: oh.
  • luke: yeah
  • Han: ok. Well, um, I need to, pee but I'm glad we talked
  • (Han passes Lando on the way out)
  • luke: han's a fucking bitch
  • lando: WOW RT
Speeches at desi weddings
  • Maid of Honor: “This girl is so sweet and beautiful, she have always been there for me. You're my sister. I’m so happy for you both.”
  • Best Man: “Yooooo remember our Vegas trip brooo??? this guy is wild lol *insert drake lyrics* yeaaahhh well anyway man so glad you found a nice girl”
Chara x Frisk Logic
  • Asriel: wait so
  • Asriel: *points to Chara* you're my sister
  • Chara: yeah
  • Asriel: *points to Frisk* and you're also my "sister"
  • Frisk: yeah
  • Asriel: and your'e dating
  • Chara and Frisk: yeah
  • Asriel: and no one is gonna question the whole "Toriel adopted both of you so you're siblings" feature of this situation?
  • Chara: Asriel we're living in a world where goat children and skeletons can talk don't f***ing question anything
Being Renessmee's Twin Includes
  • Rosalie: I'm naming her Bella. I will not allow you to butcher and mesh two more names. Her name is Carlie. Deal with it.
  • Carlie: Why can't I fight with you and momma papa? I want to show the Volturi that I'm not a scared little girl. Anyone threatens to kill my family, I refuse to run away
  • Bella: Carlie, how many times have I told you? No throwing knifes in the house. You could hurt Renessmee or yourself. Be more careful.
  • Emmett: C'mon kiddo. I'll teach you how to fight.
  • Jasper: *scoffs* It'd be best if I teach her. You get frustrated too easily Emmett.
  • Carlise: Carlie, your growth is more rapid than Renessmee's. Your genes must be slightly different from hers. It could be an attribution to a power we haven't discovered yet.
  • Esme: It's so sweet of you to help me make dinner for you and Renessmee. I feel like you and I hardly get any time together. Renessmee's always off with either her parents or Jacob and you keep to yourself most of the time. Just know that I'm here if you ever want to talk to someone sweetie. You are my grandbaby afterall.
  • Edward: Your mother and I don't love Renessmee more than you Carlie. We love you both equally. She just relies on us more than you. You've always been more independent than your sister.
  • Carlie: I'm more independent because you and mom are always with her and Aunt Rose takes care of me. But whatever. I don't care anymore. She'll be stuck here in Forks and you all will have to leave eventually and I will travel the world once I reach an acceptable age growth.
  • Bella: Where have you been Carlie?! You've been gone for three whole days! What on earth are you wearing?!
  • Carlie: *sighs* Relax mom. I went to Comic Con in San Diego and cosplayed as Harley Quinn. I went to have some fun. Geez, it's like your trying to keep me trapped with you forever since Renessmee started solely hanging out with Jacob. I bet you really hate that imprint now cause you finally have to pay attention to your other daughter.
  • Alice: Carlie, come shopping with me. We never spend any girl time together since you started buying your own clothes.
  • Carlie: But there's a Gotham marathon on today. How about I go shopping with you tomorrow then?
  • Jasper: *watching the Romanian aired teach you how to fight and use weapons from a window in the house because Bella and Edward forbid him from teaching her himself* I don't see what the problem was with them Alice. I have no urge to drink wither of the girls blood and I adore Carlie. I should be teaching her how to fight, not those barbaric two.
  • Alice: I know Jas. But she finally made some friends that weren't a part of our family. Renessmee has Jacob and that's all she needs. Carlie is free to expand herself unbound to anyone. We don't want to smother the girl by crowding her all the time.
  • Rose: I can't believe Bella never told you about periods. Oh wait, I can. Look Carlie, you have nothing to fear. It's completely natural.
  • Jacob: Why do you hate me Carlie? I never did anything to you.
  • Carlie: *rolls eyes and scoffs* Exactly. I hardly even know you and you're the guy my sister is bound to for life. You've hardly ever acknowledged me before. You've hardly ever spokento me and you have no interest in anyone but my sister. I don't like you because I know that the imprint you have with my sister isn't how you really are or were before my mom even started screwing with your life.
  • Bella: How can you say such a thing Carlie?!
  • Carlie: Oh please. Shut up mom. You know I'm right. You only support that imprint because now, Jacob will forever be within your grasp. Just because you chose not to have him all those years ago doesn't mean you get to keep him around when he's moved on with his life.
  • Renessmee: Will you be my maid of honor?
  • Carlie: I haven't seen or heard from you in nearly four years sis. And frankly I don't want to go to your wedding at all. You know your marriage won't end well. You're in love with Nahuel and whether you admit it or not, you don't feel the same pull if the imprint like you used to. Stop dragging Jacob along. Stop your relationship with him and decide what you want. God, you are worse than our mother. Make up your freaking mind.
  • Leah: I didn't think it would be possible, but I am actually best friends with someone who shares half her DNA with Bella Cullen.
  • Carlie: Oh hush. I'm nothing like my mother and you know it. Now shut up so I can hear Tom Hiddleston say "mewling quim."
  • Seth: Are you sure about this Carlie?
  • Carlie: Yes, for the thousandth time. I love you and I refuse to be bound to someone I met only once. I fell in love with you and that is what I've always wanted. To fall in love, not be bound by fate to become whatever my mate pleases.
On Temari's Wedding Day
  • -Sakura knocks on door before opening it cautiously. Inside Temari is angrily crossing her arms-
  • Sakura: Temari? It's almost time. Are you ready?
  • Temari: Well I AM, but I can't say the same about THEM *gestures to Gaara and Kankuro who are nose to nose*
  • Gaara: I will do it.
  • Kankuro: it's fine. I'll do it.
  • Gaara: I will walk her down the aisle. Move aside.
  • Kankuro: I'm the older brother-
  • Gaara: I will desert coffin your ass.
  • Temari: YOU GUYS!
  • -----
  • -Everyone is waiting. Temari begins to approach Shikamaru in a beautiful kimono-
  • Shikamaru: what the heck...?
  • *Gaara and Kankuro are on either side of Temari, each linking their arms through hers*
  • Temari: I hope you all are happy. This is so embarrassing.
  • Kankuro: We're only doing it because we love you.
  • Gaara:'re my big sister after all.
  • Temari: ...
  • Kankuro: you don't have to say anything Tema.
  • Gaara: true.
  • Temari: *smiles softly* Thank you... You guys.
  • *reaches Shikamaru*
  • Shikamaru: you can let go now.
  • Gaara: ...Don't hurt her.
  • Kankuro: or we'll desert coffin your ass. I mean, Gaara will.
  • Shikamaru: heh. What a pain... *holds out hand. Temari takes it*
  • Kankuro: You'll be okay?
  • Temari: *looks down at her and Shikamaru's linked fingers* You know what? Yeah. I'll be great.
  • Gaara: *smiles* ...good.
‘Ello people of Tumblr!

Yes, I am opening commissions, for I am broke sometimes, and my sister sorta got in a c ar accident hu h ahh

For the most part I’ll draw anything, except for NSFW stuff, at least not y e t, but I will draw some suggestive stuff if wanted.

Be aware, I can and sometimes is a busy person, and also fairly laz y so it maaaay take a little time till your commission’s done, thanks to school and all that.

Again, as said before, try to avoid detailed characters please! They can be kinda time consuming.

If in the case I have gotten more commissions than expected, (which is pretty darn great, but I doubt that’ll h appen), I’d might have to make slots for people, so be aware of that too!

Reblogs are greatly appreciated, but if it cramps up ya blog’s style, I completely understand, so don’t worry about it too much!

Ok but you know how antis jumped at the “you’re like a brother to me” line. As soon at it was said in the episode I knew it would be used to cause fandom drama. But…also as a Sheith shipper that line, that whole scene was terribly sweet/heartbreaking. I wouldn’t have wanted it any other way. And any anti that uses that line to devalue Sheith really doesn’t care to understand Keith or how he views Shiro. (They use the line as a quick way to shutdown the ship) I’m not at all saying this line hints at Sheith, but…think about the situation, who this is coming from

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cause-of-death-anime-boys  asked:

Yuma you're just my favorite vampire I love you much *^*♡ can you give me a hug please? Thank you so much you're amazing >\\\< Pd: My sister just adore Subaru so can you give her a hug Subaru? ^-^

♥Yuma: If that’s what you want, Sow…
Ha! Got you! -he took the chance to bite your neck while he was hugging you- heh, I can’t believe you fell for it.

♥Subaru: I can smell your sister’s blood from here… Are you sure you want me to hug her?