OMGCP characters as things my mom has said to me
  • Bitty: It's 3:30 in the morning and you have a sociology report due tomorrow why are you making a cheesecake
  • Jack: Hey could you step away from your hyperfixation for a second and look at this shirt design?
  • Ransom: [as im huddled in a ball under my bed] Is this because of school, the future, moving out, or all of the above?
  • Holster: I'm banning Moana songs from this house and it's all your fault
  • Lardo: If you don't stop drawing on your arms ill tape your fingers together
  • Dex: Did you...did you kick the dishwasher and then fix it BETTER than before you broke it?? ((note: this was a total accident))
  • Nursey: You look like a lesbian hipster in a portland vegan bakery
  • Chowder: If you called me in here just too tell me how nice your friends are AGAIN i'm adopting you off
  • Whiskey: Stop pretending you're cool we all know you cried over the Homeward Bound movie
  • Tango: I'll answer all of your questions about technology back in my day in a second just please for the love of god let me take a bath
  • Ollie&Wicks: How long have you been in the house?? i haven't seen you in like 3 days
  • Ford: You'd be a great politician, you're good at ordering people around and have a face that makes people inherently trust you
  • Johnson: please stop making me think about if i'm real or not while i'm buying toilet paper
  • Kent: You're never gonna get a boyfriend, your only redeemable quality is that cats like you
  • NOTE - im very very gay and like girls a Lot but im still in the closet, which is why these seem so uncharacteristically Hetero™

anonymous asked:

You don't hate men you're just scared of us

…duh? Of course I’m scared? I was first sexually assaulted by a man when I was five years old, then 9, 13, 15 and 17 and these are only the ones I consider “major”. Men send me messages wishing rape and death on me all the fucking time, almost any man I have any kind of closeness to still tends to say really misogynistic, rape-blamey shit.

And men want me to be scared, they threatened me because they WANT me to be afraid but they also want me to be ashamed of that fear.

And a lot of them think my fear and trauma is funny. So, yeah… Fuck ya?

#rape #csa

How to ask a disabled person about their disability
  • Yes: I'm having a hard time understanding how your disability affects your everyday life, because I'm not very familiar with it. Would you be willing to share your experiences, or maybe recommend some reliable sources that I can read?
  • No: Your disability doesn't sound THAT bad, and I bet you're just using it as an excuse. If not, prove it to me! Demonstrate exactly how your disability makes your daily life harder, and then MAYBE I'll believe you.

thefaggotoftruth  asked:

sorry but u cant b ace and les?? if someone who really is ace saw this they would laugh like why? you're currently just using other peoples identity as a front pls stop

I spoke to the devil in miami and this is what he told me

anonymous asked:

Christians refuse to bake a gay couple a cake. (Which is in their legal right.) "OH MY GOD, these homophobic, right-winged bigots! Let's show them what for and boycott their business!" Afghani Muslim immigrant who pledged allegiance to ISIS and has shown open hatred to gays shoots up a nightclub. "You guys, he was just repressed and mentally unstable. :) And you're just using this as a way to show your islamophobia in the guise of caring about LGBT people."

Perfectly summed up their logic. Watching feminists and the LGBT defend Islam is no different from watching blacks defend the The Ku Klux Klan or Jews defend the National Socialist German Workers Party. It’s hilariously sad. They don’t even realize they’d be the first ones to get wiped out if Islam took over the US. Thankfully not all of us are obsessed with riddling ourselves with guilt and shame and we aren’t afraid to take on the problem and keep these idiots safe. As undeserving of it as they are.

arixordragc  asked:

To the ask who suggested the only reason people don't like the story is because they haven't read it: I read about half the BFZ story before dropping it, and since then have read through the odd story here and there when the description interested me enough. So far, none of them have made me want to keep up with it. I feel like I've given it more than a fair shot. Maro, I know we're the minority, but we definitely exist, and it honestly feels like you're just shrugging at us and saying "Tough".

I am not saying “Tough.” I am saying that the current story is being well received as measured by how many people are actually reading it.

Is there room for improvement? Absolutely. That’s why I want to hear feedback about how to make it better. Just be aware that feedback like “Get rid of the Gatewatch” is much less helpful than “Can we focus on a smaller subset and not always have all of the Gatewatch in every story?”

Tell us how to improve the story we’re telling rather than tell us to tell a different story because the story we’re telling is doing the best job we’ve ever done at actually connecting with an audience.

anonymous asked:

i know you're not taking any requests, but can i please just ask you to take care of yourself? you seem to be the kind of person that does take care of herself, but i just wanted to know that i feel about you the way i feel about bts. by all means, i see you're working hard (and yes, i know you're not writing just for us, but for yourself too), and sometimes i have this stupid thought that you neglect yourself. i know it's not the case, but, i just had to say it. stay healthy and amazing. ilysfm

This is one of the nicest messages I ever got. Thank you so much for caring, it means a lot to me! Don’t worry, though, I’m fine, I’m doing the best I can :) Thank you for being here and for being this nice :*

anonymous asked:

are your twitter hacked or you're just trolling us? it makes me sad because that's probably how I draw even I tried:((

My twitter and instagram is not hacked and I am NOT trolling you guys at all.
Miss.😋 was visiting me before school starts to keep me company.
So she decided to play around with mr.cintiq for a bit~ and since my account was all logged into my comp, she post her art there for fun!