- judge: do you know why you're here
- me: aggravated assault
- judge: can you tell us why you assaulted those people?
- me: oikawa tooru should not be on thaT FUCKING LIST YOUR HONOR
Favorite quote: "Well, try and pretend!" Snaps Effie. Then she composes and beams at me."See like this, I'm smiling even though you're aggravating me." First book :)