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The sad fic to end all sad fics

So the chat said we shouldn’t kill off anyone anymore because THAT’S SAD. So then I wrote a sad fic THE END. Hope this doesn’t kill anyone’s eyes because it’s that bad. NOT SORRY.

ONE DAY RABBIT WAS FEELING SAD

BECAUSE HE WAS BREAKING DOWN. LIKE ALWAYS.

SO HE WENT TO GO SING TO JENNY. EXCEPT WAIT, JENNY’S DEAD. SO HE CRIED SO HARD HE RUSTED UP COMPLETELY INSIDE OUT AND DIED.

THEN SPINE CAME, AND SINCE HE HAD JUST BEEN DUMPED BY GIRLFRIEND NUMBER 9 BILLION HE WAS REALLY REALLY SAD BUT THEN HE SAW RABBIT AND HE DIED OF HEART BREAK.

THEN THE JON CAME ALONG AND THE FORCE OF HIS BAWLING FROM SEEING BOTH HIS BROTHERS DEAD MADE THE HUMANS’ HEADS ASPLODE AND THAT MADE HIM EVEN SADDER AND HE EVENTUALLY RAN OUT OF CRYSTAL PEPSI SO HE COULDN’T RUN ANYMORE AND HE DIED.

EVERYONE’S DEAD, THE END.