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when you’re watching shortland street and then you just realize that this is what the clones would look like

magnificent basterds


The “uncommon”, “rare”, and “ultra rare” class characters + blurbs!

Want a challenge? Make some OCs using some (or all!) of these guys as guides. I’ve already got four!

Check out the “common” classes here.


My Valentines gift to you is a dumb Andromeda Age crossover comic. Your gift to me can be pretending to laugh. Thank you.

I know I’ve complained about this a thousand times, but it’s so exasperating when people get presumptuous and act like their general views are law.

“I don’t understand how people can like Sebastian. He’s boring and he makes you kill Anders!”

Like you’re not even going to take a second to wonder why Sebastian might be unhappy in this situation.

Words like “boring” and “whiny” are practically telltale signs that the person doesn’t have much an argument. They don’t like Seb, so that’s enough to deem him unlikeable.

And I think what annoys me most is that they assume I and/or my Hawke must like Anders. Like Anders is the Garrus of DA2 you and your PC MUST like him?

Look, I don’t like Anders. Never have, never will. But you don’t see me going, “How can anyone like Anders? He’s such trash because I say so”.


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Imagine: The other clones teasing Fives about his crush on you and then finding out that you have already been in a secret relationship for a few months

– For Anonymous

“Hey! Eyes up Fives!” Called a teasing voice to draw the trooper out of his trance. 

“What?!” Fives called back to Jesse, obviously a tad annoyed that he had drawn his attention away from you.

“I’m just saying, I don’t think a certain someone would appreciate you staring at them.” Jesse jabbed with an amused grin.

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anonymous asked:

Rey and Poe teaching Finn how to shoot, "Guys I already know how to shoot a target, I was a stormtrooper," No, you learnt how to miss a target, you're not a storm trooper anymore so you should be able to hit a target now."

Finn’s like *long silence* 

*checks blaster* 

*rapid-fire shoots literally ALL THE TARGETS dead-center*

“They’d check our blasters to make sure we’d fired them, but they couldn’t check to make sure we’d actually hit something,” he says, looking at the blaster again and then just shrugging. “Also, I had the top score in my class every session.” 

Rey and Poe will, um–be in their bunks. 

Harvest Witch Headcanons

I love Harvest Witches. I love them to bits, though I loathe how they seem to be missing a lot of lore. There’s gobs of potential there! Until Blizzard starts cranking out info, though, here’s some thoughts I shared with @king-kankor on witches and what makes sense to me.

I suppose I should preface this by stating that I see harvest witches as a little bit more than just magical farmers who can hear cryptic messages on the wind. In my mind, the Old Ways encompass a fair bit more, given that humans used to originally be shamanistic. However, harvest witches were also driven underground at some point, though why this happened is never directly stated. So to me, harvest witches exist in a delicate state of duality–one where they ensure bountiful harvests and hunts for the communities they watch over, as well as dabble in darker practices (after all, there has to be a reason they were nearly hunted into extinction).

I see harvest witchcraft as capable of being broken down by region; the more well-known farm witches would have played a vastly different role than, say… A woodland witch, and as such I feel like their studies and practices would affect this. That’s not to say, however, a farm witch COULDN’T be all for curses and faeries rather than healing and tending crops! But in general, given that witches have always struck me as extremely practical (if a bit eccentric), that their roles in their community/region would play a huge part in what they practice.

So brace yourselves! There’s an incredibly long post ahead, but I encourage anyone and everyone to reblog this with the addition of their own headcanons, too! I’d love to see what you guys imagine for your witches.

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Everlasting Party - Mystic Messenger Time Loop AU (pt 8)

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Summary: You’re caught in a time loop during the 11 days leading up to the RFA’s party unless you can do… what, exactly?

13+ Recommended you’ve played at least one of Zen, Yoosung, or Seven’s route due to small spoilers.

Shit. An icy hand grips your insides. You try to slam the door shut, but the intruder – Unknown, whatever his name is – thrusts his leg in its path and forces it back open. You almost fall over at the strength behind his shove and scramble to regain your footing, pushing off of the wall and running to the kitchen. There has to be a knife, o-or a frying pan… anything you can use to defend yourself…

The intruder is in the doorway to the kitchen just as you pull out a knife and brandish it in front of you with both hands. Goddammit, it’s your bread knife. The rounded tip and serrated edge do little to make you look menacing. Why had you spent all your excess time cooking and reading instead of studying judo or self-defense?

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The signs as emotionally substantial quotes from Rick and Morty season 1
  • Aries: Nothing wrong with just a little bit of horseplay every now and then, little fella.
  • Taurus: I'm better than your brother. I'm a version of your brother you can trust when he says, "Don't run."
  • Gemini: Morty's a gifted child, he has a special mind. That's why he's my little helper. He's like me. He's gonna be doing great science stuff later in his life. He's too smart for school.
  • Cancer: I should be making you breakfast for putting up with me!
  • Leo: We- You're a real true hero out in the field. You're a li- you're a real trooper, huh, M-M... Morty?
  • Virgo: My people have another saying. "Gubba nub nub do ra ka." It means, "Whatever lets you sleep at night."
  • Libra: I never stopped thinking about what might've been.
  • Scorpio: It's a real treat to be raised by parents that force themselves to be together instead of being happy.
  • Sagittarius: I know you're scared, because I'm scared. But that's no reason to accept our fate!
  • Capricorn: Sure, Morty. Yeah. You know, a good adventure needs a good ending.
  • Aquarius: I'm just allergic to dipshits.
  • Pisces: What about the reality we left behind?
SWTOR Classes Trying To Piss Off Vitiate:
  • Knight: I killed you once already, and I'm about to do it again.
  • Consular: You are a weak man who preys on the defenseless. Face me and prove me wrong.
  • Warrior: I am your Wrath and I am defying you. If you do not face me then you are a coward.
  • Inquisitor: I'm tougher than you, and if you don't face me then I'll know I'm right.
  • Smuggler: I'm a normal human being who's fighting skills begin and end with, I'm good at shooting people. And guess what? You don't scare me! Maybe you're so mad because you've got a small dick?
  • Trooper: You're a mass murdering sack of garbage and I'm here to bring you in.
  • Bounty Hunter: Ooh, look at you! Killing untrained unarmed weaklings who pose no threat to you at all! Aren't you a badass!
  • Imperial Agent: I have a very very big gun that I'm going to shoot you with. Au revoir.