you're too lazy

the signs as that feeling when...
  • Aries: That feeling when you're desperately working your ass off for a better body and you don't get some good results and you're just so fucking angrya
  • Taurus: That feeling when you're hungry as fuck but you don't have the money to buy food and instead you go home early without having fun
  • Gemini: That feeling when you can't put up with everyone's shit anymore so instead you just go and mind your own business
  • Cancer: That feeling when you're desperately waiting for your crush or some particular person to like your selfie and they like it 4 days after you posted it
  • Leo: That feeling when you're expecting to win at something after you've insulted everyone else and you DON'T actually win and you hate the entire universe because of it
  • Virgo: That feeling when you have to sneeze but you DON'T actually sneeze and you want to punch the wall afterwards
  • Libra: That feeling when you just can't stop overthinking about something that seems so important at the moment (but YOU KNOW that it's stupid and it won't matter in 2 days) and you are just haunted by it and you have insomnia because of it
  • Scorpio: That feeling when someone talks to you and you're just thinking about all the ways you would fuck them
  • Sagittarius: That feeling when you're telling the best advice and nobody is paying attention
  • Capricorn: That feeling when you have the perfect idea for a thing but you're just too damn lazy to get up and do it
  • Aquarius: That feeling when you ignore someone talking about sad things and you continue having fun
  • Pisces: That feeling when you want to go to bed but you're way too obsessed with a song and you can't stop listening to it
business email glossary
  • thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"
  • thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up
  • would you be so kind: fucking do it
  • best: i have never physically met you
  • all best: this conversation is over
  • all my best: i wish you would die
  • happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
  • i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do
  • i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to
  • sorry to chase: answer my email
  • so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
  • i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
  • please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem
  • i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
  • i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to
  • i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
  • can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to
  • per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
  • great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
  • thanks!: i'm not mad at you
  • thanks!!: please don't be mad at me
  • thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk
  • please advise: this might be your fault
  • kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
  • mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator
  • can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
  • sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
  • let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

idol: thank you everyone we know we were a disappointment and we could have done better we will try even harder next time sorry™

me:

19 Ready-Made Vegan Meals for When You're Too Lazy to Actually Cook Something

1. Amy’s Kitchen Black Bean Tamale Verde

This tamale is seriously good and comes with a side of Spanish rice!

2. Kashi’s Chimichurri Quinoa Bowl Frozen Entrée

Yes, please!

3. Gardein’s Chipotle Black Bean Sliders

Customize with your favorite veggies and condiments!

4. Tasty Bite’s Bombay Potatoes

Great on their own or with your favorite veggies!

5. Sweet Earth’s Curry Tiger Bowl

Curried seitan, lentils, potatoes, and more!

6. Gardein’s BBQ Porkless Pocket Meal

These incredibly delicious mini-meals are packed with 10 grams of protein each. Ready in two minutes, they’re perfect for when you’re short on time!

7. Thai Kitchen’s Spring Onion Rice Noodle Soup Bowl

Easily prepped in the microwave!

8. Amy’s Kitchen Baked Ziti Bowl

Made with vegan mozzarella and ricotta!

9. Trader Joe’s Vegan Tikka Masala

Cheap AND easy.

10. Tasty Bite’s Channa Masala

Pair with rice for a quick and delicious meal.

11. Amy’s Kitchen Dairy-Free Rice Mac & Cheeze

The best!

12. Sweet Earth’s General Tso’s Tofu

With a zesty sweet-and-sour sauce!

13. Gardein’s Crispy Chick’n Pocket Meal

Stuffed with kale, barley, and sun-dried tomatoes, this tasty treat is ready in five minutes!

14. Kashi’s Black Bean Mango Frozen Entrée

This easy-to-prepare bowl comes with fire-roasted mango sauce.

15. Thai Kitchen’s Tangy Lemongrass Rice Noodle Cart

A savory noodle bowl ready in minutes? We’ve got you covered.

16. Amy’s Kitchen Veggie Loaf

*drools*

17. Sweet Earth’s Moroccan Tagine

This flavorful stew is sure to hit the spot.

18. Kashi’s Amaranth Polenta Plantain Bowl

With ancho chili sauce. Yum!

19. Trader Joe’s Punjab Eggplant

Flavorful and ready in minutes!

  • ugly white boy: actually racism will never die bc humans naturally want to be better than others it's hardwired into us
  • me: just say you're too lazy to imagine a world in which white supremacy doesn't benefit you every day of your life it's fine

(ʘᗩʘ’!!) “oh my god” !!!

asks are open! 

golden maknae, jungkook, is ready for your questions! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ 

I just reached 2k which is, let’s be honest, so fucken unbelievable i’m probably hallucinating it lmao. Anyway, I also thought it’s time I finally made a follow forever. I would just like to thank all my followers for following this finnish weirdo and being your awesome selves ヾ(^-^)ノ 

Mutuals are not marked bc i was too lazy to do that but i want all of my mutuals to know that i rly appreciate you cute beans (bc lbr, you’re all so!! cute) (◔◡◔✿) also i’m really sorry these aren’t in alphabetical order bc tumblr sucks ass. 

list is under the cut bc it’s so freaking long

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THAT’S RIGHT GUYS I’VE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO REACH 500+ AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW!! I just want to say that all of you just who have with me through the fact that I am slow as hell and can sometimes take months to respond to ANYTHING but still stick with me…I love you guys. Seriously. 

In response to this I’m also doing a giveaway as my Photoshop skills aren’t completely terrible. There will be THREE (3) WINNERS. Likes and reblogs count and feel free to reblog as much as you want, just don’t spam your followers. The only rule is that you’ve got to be following me (as this is for my followers obviously). WINNERS WILL BE PICKED JULY FIRST (July 1st) 12 PM CST

First place: Gets a gif pack of the FC of their choice for whatever they want (provided I can find a download that is). Four crackships (for 8 fc’s or less) and a manip, or icon pack and a manip.

Second place: Gets four crackships (for 8 fc’s or less) and manip or icon pack and manip.

Third Place: Four crackships (for 8 fc’s or less) or icon pack.

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