you're the potato one

anonymous asked:

I feel like if I could talk to ya, we'd be friends. I adore your art and all that jazz. You're one heck of a cool potato.

thats rly sweet but i dont think i can be friends with someone who says the h*ck word, anon. this blog is 13+. i only get one of those per month.


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Happy birthday, Moomoo!! // @writing-alchemist

What the hell is it with all these trolls in the Bughead dungeon?

Originally posted by thatbitchytrampoline

We are supposed to be a freaking Bughead family of positivity and support. 

I refuse to believe the ass!clowns who keep writing hateful anonymous Asks to various Bughead writers are part of this family. That’s not what families do. 

Get a life, people! Get the hell out if that’s the kind of fangirls you want to be. I implore the people who get these messages to delete them and focus on the awesome friends you’ve met here. 

anonymous asked:

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anonymous asked:

I just read the potato thing ("if you were a potato you'd be a sweet potato") and I'm considering sending that to my girlfriend (minus the weird creepy sex part) bc she often calls herself a potato in the negative sense, but I'm not sure whether she'll take it in the "you're sweet way" or the "you're a potato way" and I don't want it to be the second one but it could be bc I've never seen a sweet potato and I doubt she has which is weird because we come from Ireland like potatoes are our thing

You may be overthinking this a little bit 

Cry Baby
  • Aries:
  • "9, 10 never want to see you again,
  • 11, 12 I pull off black so well,
  • Shit behind the curtain that I'm sick of sugarcoatin',
  • Next time you're alone, think fast before you grab the phone." -Milk and Cookies
  • Taurus:
  • "Maybe it's a cruel joke on me,
  • Whatever, whatever,
  • Just means there's way more cake for me,
  • Forever, forever,
  • It's my party and I'll cry if I want to." -Pity Party
  • Gemini:
  • "Think I just remembered something,
  • I think I left the faucet running,
  • Now my words are filling up the tub,
  • Darling, you're just soaking in it,
  • But I know you'll get out in a minute." -Soap
  • Cancer:
  • "It doesn't matter what you pull up to your home,
  • We know what goes on inside,
  • You call that ass your own, we call that silicone,
  • Silly girl with silly boys." -Sippy Cup
  • Leo:
  • "I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me,
  • I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy,
  • You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry,
  • Fuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy." -Alphabet Boy
  • Virgo:
  • "Took the words right out of my mouth,
  • Tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it,
  • Can anybody hear me? I'm hidden under ground,
  • Can anybody hear me? Am I talking to myself?" -Tag, you're it
  • Libra:
  • "Wake up in your bedroom and there's nothing left to say,
  • When I try to talk you're always playing board games,
  • I wish I had a monopoly over your mind,
  • I wish I didn't care all the time." -Play Date
  • Scorpio:
  • "Teddy bear, you were my teddy bear,
  • You were comforting and quiet,
  • How did love become so violent?
  • Oh, teddy bear, you were my teddy bear,
  • Everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me." -Teddy Bear
  • Sagittarius:
  • "Some one told me stay away from things that aren't yours,
  • But was he yours, if he wanted me so bad?
  • Pacify her,
  • She's getting on my nerves,
  • You don't love her,
  • Stop lying with those words." -Pacify Her
  • Capricorn:
  • "Over the bend, entirely bonkers,
  • You like me best when I'm off my rocker,
  • Tell you a secret, I'm not alarmed,
  • So what if I'm crazy? The best people are." -Mad Hatter
  • Aquarius:
  • "Kids forever, kids forever,
  • Baby soft skin turns into leather,
  • Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic,
  • No one will love you if you're unattractive,
  • Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?" -Mrs. Potato Head
  • Pisces:
  • "I'm not a piece of cake for you to just discard,
  • While you walk away with the frosting of my heart,
  • So I'm taking back what's mine,
  • You'll miss the slice of heaven that I gave to you last night." -Cake
Cry Baby Starters pt.2
  • Tag You're It:
  • "You had your eye out for a little while"
  • "Let me take you for a joyride"
  • "I can taste your skin on my teeth"
  • "I hope to god you're never leaving"
  • Milk and Cookies: :
  • "Won't you lock the door"
  • "I'm done with this"
  • "It's getting late"
  • "I never want to see you again"
  • "I pull off black so well"
  • Pacify Her: :
  • "The basic bitch leaves, finally. Now I can take her man"
  • "Someone told me, 'stay away from things that aren't yours.' But was he yours if he wanted me so bad?"
  • "Pacify her, she's getting on my nerves"
  • "You don't love her"
  • "Stop playing with your words"
  • "I can't stand her whining"
  • "Loving her seems tiring"
  • "Just love me"
  • Mrs. Potato Head: :
  • "No one will love you if you're unattractive"
  • "Is it true that pain is beauty?"
  • "Will a pretty face make it better?"
  • "Do you swear you'll stay forever?"
  • Mad Hatter: :
  • "Me friends don't walk, they run"
  • "This dream is a killer"
  • "I really hate being safe"
  • "I'm nuts, baby I'm mad"
  • "You think I'm psycho"
  • "You think I'm gone"
  • "Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong"
  • "You like me best when I'm off my rocker"
  • "I'm not alarmed"
  • "So what if I'm crazy? The best people are"
  • "My brain is scattered"
  • "You can be Alice, I'll be the Mad Hatter"
  • "I think you're crazy, too. I think you're gone. It's probably the reason that we get along"
  • Play Date: :
  • "It's just me and you, you and me alone"
  • "I don't give a fuck about you anyways"
  • "Whoever said I gave a shit about you?"
  • "I never know what you need"
  • "I wanna give you what you need"
  • "You know I give a fuck about you everyday"
  • Teddy Bear: :
  • "I stitched you up and put you together"
  • "I didn't care"
  • "I wasn't scared"
  • "I'm in despair"
  • "Should I be scared?"
  • "You were comforting and quiet"
  • "How did love become so violent?"
  • "I threw you out, I didn't outgrow you"
  • "It's so terrifying how you paralyze me"
  • "I'm so unprepared"
  • Cake: :
  • "Your skin is warm like an oven"
  • "Your kiss is sugary sweet"
  • "Your fingers feel like cotton when you put your arms around me"
  • "I feel like I'm missing something whenever you leave"
  • "You've got all the ingredients, except you loving me."
  • "Im not a piece of cake for you to discard, while you walk away with the frosting of my heart"
  • "I'm taking back what's mine"
  • "You'll miss the slice of heaven that I gave to you last night"
  • "You smell just like vanilla"
  • "You taste like buttercream"
  • "You're filling up my senses with empty calories"
  • "If I'm just a piece of cake, then you're just a piece of meat"

anonymous asked:

Connie does an Omegle chat where he meets his fans and interacts with them (much like Pewds) and that is where he meets Sasha, who went on Omegle while eating a potato. The video is uploaded to Connie's channel and she is known to the web as Potato Girl. Then, later on a video assessing vegetarian meat imitations, she (at the end of the vid) states that meat is her soulmate while stroking a raw pork rib rack. In the comments, everyone's like "no you're potato girl". "IT WAS ONE FUCKING TIME"

yes! Sasha built Wall Maria out of meat and bacon in that video.

I'm the clever one, you're the potato one.
  • The Doctor: What are you doing here?
  • Strax: Madame Vestra wondered if you were needing any grenades.
  • The Doctor: Grenades?
  • Strax: She might have said help.
  • The Doctor: Help for what?
  • Strax: Well, your investigation!
  • The Doctor: Investigation? Who says I'm investigating? Do you think I'm going to start investigating because some bird smiles at me? Who do you think I am?!
  • Strax: Sherlock Holmes.
  • The Doctor: Don't be clever, Strax. It doesn't suit you. I'm the clever one, you're the potato one.
  • Strax: Yes, sir.
  • The Doctor: Now go away.
  • Strax: Yes....Mister Holmes.
  • The Doctor: Oi! Shut up! You're not clever, you're not funny and you've got tiny little legs!