you're the one that got away

The signs as: their places in the modern world
  • Aries: You're not sure how you feel about most sports, but you can't help but to watch them when they run. They kick off so hard that they seem to almost fly through the beginning of the race. They're always wearing some form of red. Their hair is a curly mess and when you try to smooth it down you feel something sharp break the skin on your hand. They look at you. Their eyes are glinting gold.
  • Taurus: You catch sight of them sometimes, lounging outside small bakeries and cafes. The air seems to move a little slower around them, thick and cloying like honey. Your watch has stopped. Everything is calm and warm, but when you leave the sun is already setting. You only stopped by for a pastry.
  • Gemini: You notice them sometimes at the entrances of side streets and tiny alleys, standing side by side. Their hair is dyed outrageous colours and spiked like a hedgehog. The one who is grinning at you beckons you closer, but behind them the one who is frowning desperately shoos you away.
  • Cancer: You go to the library early one morning,sleep deprived,half dead and yet absurdly over stimulated from coffee. All the reference books have been loaned out. A librarian, a little smaller than the rest, emerges from nowhere and hands you a copy. There are indents in the cover and for a second you think you see claws hidden in the sleeves of their sweater. Their eyes glisten. You're too intimidated to ask how they got this book.
  • Leo: They seem to show up in the strangest of places. On rooftops, in trees, curled up in a shopping trolley that has been abandoned in the street. Cats follow them everywhere. Your cat has been missing for the past week. You think it has joined the crowd that follows them. They flash you a smile that speaks of war. You know then that you would follow them too. Their smile says that you might have to.
  • Virgo: You've lost your friend at a party. Your head pounds to the beat of the music. The creepy 40 something year old that nobody invited has been tracking your movements. As you start to panic a cool hand slips into yours. A silky voice tells you to look away from him. You dance and everything seems more intense somehow. On your way home you find a slip of paper in your pocket. On it is written a telephone number. It disintegrates as you add it into your contacts.
  • Libra: You're feeding pigeons on the boardwalk when you see them. They're crawling low to the ground and you're not sure why anyone would want to do that among the mess of fish hooks and tangled lines. A group of boys are throwing their rubbish into the river. You catch a glimpse of them pouring mud and fish heads into the boys socks. The boys don't seem to notice. When you take your shoes off you find a five dollar bill scrunched up in the bottom.
  • Scorpio: You're pretty sure that job interviews aren't supposed to be this terrifying, especially not for part time work at a fast food venue. You earn only ice cold stares from them until they see your references. Then they give you a strange smile that sends your heart soaring and plummeting simultaneously. They tell you that you'll fit in here. You just wonder whether you'll be able to get out. When you pull away from a handshake they leave the impression of claws on your palm.
  • Sagittarius: You're on a bus and the sun is going down when you sit next to them. They ask you where you're going and you tell them. They ask you why. You give a much more honest answer than you had expected to. You find yourself trying to justify the actions that have led you to this point. They hum along thoughtfully. You're already at your stop. The bus is empty except for the two of you. You could have sworn that it was full when you boarded, but yours has been the only stop. You turn to wave as you leave but now the seat is bare.
  • Capricorn: You're grocery shopping and you don't usually make a habit of talking to anyone when you do so, but your eyes lock over the frozen produce. You realise that you're crying. The two of you sit down in the isle. No one tells you not to. The store is strangely quiet, the hum of the lights and refrigerator behind you the only constant factors. You leave with several dubious pieces of life advice and an excellent recipe for fried chicken. as you turn your key in the lock of your door you realise that they know your life story, but you don't even know their name.
  • Aquarius: You're at a target late at night looking for something that you can't quite name. Nothing seems right. A shop attendant behind you agrees. They lead you through the racks into an area that you have never been in before. Dark things dart between the shelves. They point to an item on the shelf. It is slowly growing. It's perfect. As you leave you glance behind you but the lights are off inside. You check the open hours. It closed hours ago. You check your receipt. It's a plain piece of paper covered only by a shaky drawing of an eye and a price.
  • Pisces: You have a foggy memory of a summer camp attended years ago. They were attending too. They always stood a little away from the other kids, the counselors never spoke to them. They showed you secret places hidden behind brambles and stinging nettles. You weren't quite sure how they got through spaces that were so much smaller than their body. On your final day they pressed a tiny golden pendant into your hand. The rest of the memory has faded. You ask your parents about it but they tell you that you have never been to summer camp. The pendant is still in your top drawer. It feels warm to the touch.

ladykazoo  asked:

I'd love to see baby Sans and Papyrus in your style, if you're interested in this request. I imagine they'd be very cute! :) Thanks for your consideration!

*tosses a heap of baby bones art in the general direction of tumblr and runs away*

@ladykazoo, you have allowed me to fulfill one of my dreams. I love art of baby bones Sans and Papyrus and when I saw your ask I got VERY excited. …aaaand proceeded to go a little bit overboard, but I was having so much fun that I didn’t want to stop.

Special mention to @stuffedart, because their baby bones art is my very favorite of all baby bones art, and I took some inspiration from their work when I did this.

@ladykazoo, thank you VERY much for this request!✨

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I’m not sure how frequent this reference has been done, but I’m assuming it’s already to the point of being overrated :’)) Literally, Yuu would be /obsessed/ with this game tho???

  • *Heather Chandler is staying at Heather McNamara's house*
  • Heather C: Go fetch me something to read!
  • Heather M: Oh, okay. How about this?! *pulls out job listings*
  • Heather C: *gasps and swats the newspaper away* Get that away from me! You know I'm allergic to newsprint!
  • Heather M: *chuckles* Ya know, when you swatted that newspaper out of my hands, it reminded me of something a friend of mine did...at her JOB! *Heather M's alarm blows her away*
  • Heather C: 4 o'clock! Time for my stories. Hurry up, they won't hold the show while you laze around. *Heather M rolls in a TV and turns it on*
  • Puppet #1: *puppet #2 is whistling* Hey, where are you going?
  • Puppet #2: To my job!
  • Puppet #1: You have a job?
  • Puppet #2: Why wouldn't I? I'm not some lazy, inconsiderate jerk who lays in bed all day.
  • Puppet #1: Saaaay, where can I get one of these..."jobs"?
  • Puppet #2: Oh they're everywhere! Especially if you're blonde and wear a red blazer!
  • Puppet #1: Thaaaanks! I'm gonna go look for one so I can stop MOOCHING OFF MY FRIENDS AND *Heather M's regular voice* THEY CAN GET BACK TO THEIR LIVES!!!
  • Heather C: This isn't my show! Heather, the remote control is broken! Get over here and fix it! *Heather M throws the TV away*
  • Heather M: I've got a better idea! Why don't I call someone whose job it is to fix it?! You know why? Because when I want a JOB done I get someone with a JOB to do that JOB!!!
  • Heather C: *squints angrily*
  • Heather C: What are you saying?
FMK with Kim and trini
  • Kim: Scarlett Johansson.
  • Trini: fuck. Wouldn't marry her.
  • Kim: really?
  • Trini: yeah. Especially after she butchered ghost in the shell. But she's still hot.
  • Kim: hmmm.
  • Trini: Camila cabello.
  • Kim: marry. Definitely marry.
  • Trini: seriously? She seems kind of high maintenance.
  • Kim: yeah but she also seems like she's good with kids. Also she has a really nice ass. Also she's Cuban and they have fiery passions. So you know the sex is gonna be awesome.
  • -trini and Kim both laugh-
  • Kim: Lauren jauregui.
  • - trini and Kim both smile at each other.
  • Together: fuck. - as they both giggle -
  • Trini: but even better. Lauren jauregui and Camila cabello.
  • Kim: oooh I got one. Becky G.
  • Trini: eh...she's ok I guess.
  • Kim: but would you fuck marry or kill her?
  • Trini: I dunno. I never thought about it...here's one for you. Naomi Scott.
  • Kim: that British chick in the new voltron movie? I guess fuck. I dunno if I'd marry her. I wouldn't want to move to England and away from my family. Oh I got one. Austin Mahone.
  • -both Kim and trini look disgusted-
  • Both: ewwwww!
  • Trini: gross! Definitely gross!
  • - the both burst into laughter-
  • Trini: ok well...I got a serious one. Trini.
  • Kim: - pretends to be in deep thought- hmm...two out of three.
  • Trini: oh really now. Which ones would those be?
  • Kim: well...we've already done it. Multiple times.
  • I'd definitely marry you one day.
  • Trini: - smiles dreamily- really?
  • Kim: of course. You're my woman.
  • Trini: awww - she passionately kisses Kimberly- wait you said both. So you wouldn't kill me?
  • Kim: only if you don't delete my super girl episodes from the dvr.
  • -they both end up giggling and kissing each other-
  • Kim: how about me?
  • Trini: hmmm....-smiles jokingly- kill. You're always eating my last pop tart. 😜

When anybody says “schools today are just too ‘PC’!”

  • Merle: You guys really want to run away? You don't want to fight?
  • Taako: I have no- we have no-
  • Merle: You have magic! You have offensive magic! I have offensive magic!
  • Taako: I wanna tell you a story about the time there were three ogres, right? And then one hit me so hard I almost died. You were sitting up in some sort of weird laser just shooting flasks willynilly, and Travis was ripping the arms off of robots, and I got PUNCHED SO HARD I ALMOST DIED! I'm not gonna go toe to toe with a crab while you're armed with a terrible Scottish accent and Travis doesn't even have his shield! I'm out!
OTP Banana
  • Person A and Person B Pass by each other...
  • Person B: *Trips on untied shoe lace, Stumbles into chair, and falls over a trash can, finally landing on their face.*
  • Person A: Are you alright??!
  • person B: Now that you're here I am.. *Picks banana peel off face* Because you got me fallen for you! *winks*
  • Person A: *Dead pan* I can't decide whether to laugh or walk away..
Meant to Be - Part Six: Okay

All Parts

Request: Soulmate AU – When soulmates draw on themselves, it appears on the other’s skin as well.

Tagging: @elenarte @empyrealsakaki @gum-and-chips @karenthepoop @hammytrashy @falling-open @bestfluteninja @urstupidmom @olympun @rebel-with-cause @mishaisakitten @depressionjoke @gemilton @ur-friendly-neighborhood-fangirl @regionallyblurredfaces @destiel-addict-forever @sxnyalxveshxrses @theinevitablesense @boiugotsmehalpless @rachurro @hamilton-of-issues @phantom10526 @feral-tomcat-hamilton @alonelynoodle @aceplaysbass @ilesserpanda @kyloslightsaberdick @msageofenlightenment @pentagramtardis @artisticgamer @smol-angery-bean @abbylikeschickennuggets @little-miss-vanilla @marquisdelargebagutte @cant-we-just-dance @commandergreysonpike @abbyg14 @ixhadbadxdays @iamindeedapotato @pipindaae @gad-jefferson @series-killerr

Word Count: 2832

Warnings: swearing, anxiety/panic attacks, verbal abuse

Dedicated to: @hammytrashy for bEGGING me to update (great motivation!) and @sovroski who is apparently going to draw me some art!! yay!!

A/N: I may have cried while writing this… have fun! <3

PS not sure how well this is edited… if you notice any mistakes let me know!


“Thomas –” Alex began, standing up and holding his hands out defensively.

“Are you…?” Thomas trailed off, the fire behind his eyes dying and hurt replacing it. “You and John?”

Looking into his soulmate’s eyes, Alex felt his heart shatter. His eyes filled up with tears as he was flooded with emotion. Anger, sorrow, regret, and pain all came bubbling up, and he buried his face in his hands.

“Alex?” John’s soft voice broke the silence, and Alex turned around to look at the injured boy, his heart breaking again. He felt a touch on his shoulder and whipped his head back to see Thomas looking at him with concern.

“Are you okay?” he asked in a low voice, his tired eyes full of worry for his soulmate.

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  • Wes: Ugh, get away from me Fenton.
  • Danny: You know Wes, you're right. I *AM* Danny Phantom.
  • Wes: What?
  • Danny: I've got ghost powers, super hero moves and gear-- I even name them! I've got a ghostly wail, a Fenton Thermos, trademark pending--
  • Wes: Yes I knew it!
  • Danny: I've been slimed, put in ghost prison, chased by a she-dragon monster thing, and I've been hunted by the greatest ghost hunter that side of the Ghost Zone. On multiple occasions.
  • Wes: Wait... why are you telling me all this?
  • Danny: Because no one will ever believe you. :)

anonymous asked:

Shuake where they have an argument and Akechi goes full on asshole mode and instantly regrets it, thinks Akira will hate him forever and leave like everyone else so Akira gotta smooth those ruffled feathers lmao at the end he's just like "dude plz I've seen you throw your worst tantrum already & you're a jerk but I still love you <:3c" Srry if this sounds dumb ._.

Okay anon sorry this one took too long, I got really into it hahaha! It got a little bleak and depressing at the beginning but it gets super sweet and stuff near the end! Hope you enjoy! 

And pssh you be quiet it doesn’t sound dumb at all. 

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Your Graduation
Modern Baseball
Your Graduation

Bullshit you fucking miss me. There, I said it. I guess I’ll talk to you in a few months. Sitting drunk on the sidewalk, I guess I’ll get up. I guess I’ll go for a walk. Press my shoes against the pavement. I swear this has got to be the hundredth time I’ve thought of you tonight. You weren’t the only one who thought of us that way. I spend most nights awake, wide awake. I never thought that I, oh, I would see the day where I’d just let you go, let you walk away…

  • Akko: I’ve got a plan one last all or nothing gambit.
  • Diana: All or nothing gambit you say.
  • Akko: Yeah it’s my final move.
  • Diana: What does it involve.
  • Lotte: Akko when you say final move you're not referring to that final move are you.
  • Akko: Listen up this is something your going to have to do for yourself.
  • Diana: Just tell me what to do and I’ll follow your lead Akko.
  • Akko: *smirks then grabs the Shiny Rod and starts running away*
  • Akko: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
  • Lotte: Oh man I knew you were going to do that.
Another 2Doc Moment
  • 2D: Hey, Murdoc.
  • Murdoc: *sighs* What is it, Face-Ache?
  • 2D: I just realized something. How come your lips don't touch when you say "touch", but they do when you say "separate"?
  • Murdoc: 2D, that's like me wondering how you manage to live without a brain. It can't be answered. Now, go away!
  • 2D: Wait, wait! I got another one! If you're waiting on the waiter, wouldn't that make YOU the waiter?
  • Murdoc: ...
  • 2D: What?
  • Murdoc: You were looking at those rubbish memes again, weren't you?
  • 2D: YUP! *runs out of the room laughing*
  • Murdoc: *growls and runs after him with a Converse shoe* GET BACK HERE, FACE-ACHE!!
  • Rogue: (morally struggling)
  • Sting: You're not just going to let him die like that, are you?
  • Rogue's Shadow: Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that ROCKS.
  • Sting: Oh you come off it!
  • Rogue's Shadow: You come off it!
  • Sting: You!
  • Rogue's Shadow: You!
  • Sting: You!
  • Rogue's Shadow: You infinity.
  • Sting: Grr...!
  • Rogue's Shadow: Listen up, big guy, I got 3 good reasons why you should just walk away.
  • Rogue's Shadow: Number one: (point to Sting) Look at that guy! He's got that sissy... fur thing. Reason number 2. Look what I can do (starts doing handstand pushups)
  • Rogue: But... what does that have to do with anything?
  • Sting: No, no, he's got a point.
  • Rogue: Listen guys, you're sort of confusing me, so uhh... begone?

mrriggerworld  asked:

We all give Kara grief for being so obvious with her identity, but Alex is definitely worse, at least at the DEO, because you know she's got a clamshell picture frame on her desk, Kara dressed up for her first day at CatCo on one side, early Supergirl victory pose on the other, and whenever J'onn tries to say something, Alex just gives him a look like "Am I not allowed to be proud of my sister now?" and he walks away, because he keeps pictures of the both of them in his wallet.

because he keeps pictures of both of them in his wallet.

I Got 99 Problems and You’re Number One

… Yes, this is what you’re thinking. Me being super late to start @starcoweek3 

In my defense, THIS FIC DIDN’T WANT OT END.

So.. yeah, I’m a bit ashamed it took me this long to finish, like, we are almost over it…

Also, guys I didn’t give up JanTom Week, all the fics have half done but I had a major block with Jantom (probably due to EA just wanted me on the climax chapters and I’m still finishing it) I plan to finish before next jantom week lol

Also,, huge thanks to @mrevaunit42 and @axis2600 for helping to post this anyway, you guys are awesome! *hugs*

Also a special mention to @fullertoons for creating this amazing au! 

I hope you enjoy :D

PS: lots of people identified this as the Starco song because of EA, and I ended up using to write in this too along with this one.

Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4 | Day 5 | Day 6 | Day 7


I 99 Problems and You’re Number One

Marco sat in the waiting room annoyed. He and Star went to Mewni to come kind of ceremony that she was obligated to comply and for whatever reason, he got into it too. The princess had asked him if he could wait for her to get ready to give an opinion to her dress and how he was supposed to say no when she looked at him with those blue eyes full of hope?!

He had a major problem, not only because he was completely hopeless for those blue eyes sparkling hope, or the cutest heart marks she had, or how she was enchanting on every single way, or how Star walked like floating like she was a ballerina… No, all that was consequences of his number one problem.

The fact he was falling for the princess.

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