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Hannibal script project masterpost, seasons 1-2

As you may have noticed, I have an ongoing project, where I compile together deleted dialogue & scenes and other interesting parts from the scripts of each Hannibal episode. The posts often ended up being pretty long, because I would include almost every single deleted line, no matter how small.

Here are links to season 1 and 2 posts, season 3 is currently still in progress. When I’m done with season 3, I’ll make another masterpost where I compile everything together.

Season 1

  1. Apéritif
  2. Amuse-Bouche
  3. Potage
  4. Oeuf
  5. Coquilles
  6. Entrée
  7. Sorbet
  8. Fromage
  9. Trou Normand
  10. Buffet Froid
  11. Rôti
  12. Relevés
  13. Savoureux

Season 2

  1. Kaiseki
  2. Sakizuke
  3. Hassun
  4. Takiawase
  5. Mukozuke
  6. Futamono
  7. Yakimono
  8. Su-zakana
  9. Shiizakana
  10. Naka-Choko
  11. Ko No Mono
  12. Tome-wan
  13. Mizumono

They can all also be found under THIS tag.

  • Draco: So Granger, I was thinking, you and me we can go and get some dinner together, sort of a date situation.
  • Hermione: Oh, that's really sweet, but I don't think so. I don't feel very date worthy.
  • Draco: Are you kidding me? You're the smartest, funniest, toughest, buffest, talented incrediblest girl in the world
  • Hermione: You really feel that way about me?
  • Draco: I felt that way since the moment I saw you! Trust me I know we're going to have so much fun together.
  • Hermione: You know what? I could use some fun. Okay, sure.
  • Draco: Yes! Who the luckiest guy in the world? Right here! Malfoy!

s/o to my girlfriend i love her so much, the other night i showed her the hond musical for the first time and we had to pause the recording a bit of the way through to have a very lengthy conversation about how quasimodo would be a minecraft youtuber

I’ll kill you. Do you understand me? I’m gonna kill you. And I’m too upset to come up with a witty description about how exactly I’m gonna kill you, but I’m just gonna do it, ok?
—  Clarke Griffin [to Commander Lexa], Season 3

anonymous asked:

hi, sorry I know this is kind of a selfish question but, with TPoH it seems like a lot of the characters are from all over the world and I was wondering- is there going to be a Mexican character? it's okay if there isn't I was just, I'm curious ( also much love to you and your country I am sorry you and your generation feel so bad it wasn't your fault this all happened )

oh shucks bless you anon, that’s not selfish and thank you for the kind words I am starting to get back on my feet with all that nonsense, anyway as for your question I can actually say, yes! there is! the thing is he won’t appear for a long time yet so I almost feel bad for letting it slip but I love him (is it bad etiquette for a writer to say that?) so I hope you like him too :’D

advice for the signs (based on people I know)
  • aries: you don't need to shout at people and be authoritive to gain respect, just be your lovely, caring self!
  • taurus: it's great that you stick by your opinions but try to be a bit more open-minded (I still love u and you're the funniest gal, open-minded or not)
  • gemini: bitching about someone aloud in a class of 25 people says a lot more about you than it does about the other person. and please don't be embarrassed at your intelligence!
  • cancer: i know it's nice to stay home but sometimes you have to compromise because your friends wanna see you, chica
  • leo: it's easier said than done, but please don't base you worth on how much we do/don't laugh at your jokes. & don't be afraid to show the side of you that comes out in smaller groups of people
  • virgo: please be careful who you tell your boarderline appropriate jokes to, even if it is entertaining when people get mad about it
  • libra: when you're flirting with me can u please tell me if you're just being your charming self or if you actually like me. sincerely, easily attached cancer sun.
  • scorpio: it's cool that you're determined to have this amazing career but take a bloody break from schoolwork omg.
  • sagittarius: I don't know any :(( I need some sags in my life
  • capricorn: you're all so touchy-feely, please just give me some space. & I wish you were less ambitious because I'm jealous of your planned out life
  • aqaurius: hey brother, please stop sitting in ur room playing video games all day because you make me laugh loads when you're not so distant
  • pisces: ily but stop acting so misunderstood all the time. & youre so bloody hard to motivate omg
you pick me up & take me home again (we might be hollow but we’re brave)

[fool’s gold deleted scenes for chapter 11, or: LaFerry is absolutely so gross (& lovely); Will is awesome on a ride home with Zeta Society. & laura’s Private Time. //

felixdawkins & turnandchasethewind, the writers for carmilla’s hsau, asked me to write these scenes that correspond to events in chapter 11 of fool’s gold. i made zero money on this. the plot is not mine. // ao3.]


you pick me up & take me home again (we might be hollow but we’re brave)


& i like you/ i love these roads where the houses don’t change/ where we can talk like there’s nothing to say/ i’m glad that we stopped kissing the tar on the highway/ we move in the tree streets/ i’d like it if you stayed
—lorde, ‘400 lux’


You really do want fries, and, okay, you know you don’t go to fancy restaurants very often, but this one kind of sucks, and you’d rather watch Perry smile because of a burger and the sunset anyway.

“Babe,” you say, and she looks up from her menu—that she was frowning at—to you.


“Want to get out of here?”

She grins and says, “Is that okay?”

You laugh. “Please, I’d love it.”

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