you're the best okay bye

Hunk: Hey, quick question? 

Lance: Shoot.

Hunk: Are we even sure that the mice are mice?

Lance: Well… I mean… when we got here they looked like mice so I guess we all just kind of assumed that they were mice? Which, when you think about it, is honestly kind of weird. ‘Cause the mice are 10,000 year old aliens dude… which kind of implies that mice are universal?? Like, Altea had them, and Earth has them. What are the odds of that? We’re a gazillion miles from home, but we still have mice. What could that mean? … Dude. Are the mice actually mice?

Hunk:

Hunk: Gonna be honest with you, I meant for this conversation to go a completely different way, but what you’re saying is really cool and now I’m interested in discussing this as a group.

Lance: Aw, thanks buddy! But what were you gonna say?

Hunk: I was gonna say that, are we sure the mice are actually mice? Because it feels like every time we tell them something, they……… rat us out!

Lance: 

Lance: You’re awful.

in-spirational  asked:

I LIVE FOR DADDY!KILLIAN CUTESY FICS OMGG I DIED READING YOUR ONES. So please, could you write another where killian calls her 'little love' and she follows killian around a lot like he's a mother duck? Much cutesy feels please! Xo

I too have a thing for daddy!killian (if you couldn’t already tell), so here we are. <3

It starts when she’s small.

Barely able to walk, Ava takes to following him around the house, toddling until she has to fall onto her diaper and sit on the floor.

He finds it hilarious, looking back at her with a tilted head and a raised eyebrow. She stares at him with big, curious eyes and a smile that creates dimples.

“What’s happened, there, little love?” he asks, grinning. “Are you following me to the kitchen?” 

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fic: stop me if you’ve heard this one (2,500 words, mchanzo, NSFW)

wowee, i wrote an overwatch fic! i did this for @queen-schadenfreude, who is like, one of my favorite people ever. she was also kind enough to illustrate the first chapter of this (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) - i link to the art on ao3, but HERE IT IS AGAIN, because it’s seriously the best part of any of this.

anyway, the fic itself is… um, well, q was like “i want to read mchanzo being casual friends with benefits except then they catch feelings,” and i started writing it and i’m still writing it, and it’s still not over yet. i went ahead and predicted three chapters, but y’all, it’s anyone’s guess. here’s the first bit, anyway! most of the sex is alluded to in this chapter but it’ll tip over into being explicit by the next, so i just slapped it under that header. cheers!

tagged: friends with benefits, friends to lovers, jesse mccree: tender-hearted hero will be the death of me

“Mmm. And, here, here is the best part of this, Jesse,” Hanzo slurs, afterwards, about oh-two-hundred by Jesse’s estimation. He’s standing around nude in the en suite, and Hanzo looks downright decadent lounging in the wrecked sheets back on the bed, all dark eyes, dark hair that cuts down over one shoulder like spilled ink. His long fingers shift on the flask propped up next to him, and Jesse swears some part of his tattoo ripples with the movement, too eye-catching to have come from the dim ceiling light. Maybe he’s still a little tipsy, but he can’t pretend he’s never seen Hanzo in action before, either.

Admittedly, the thought of magic makes him instinctively itchy - how’re you meant to fight something like that, how do you prepare? - but the idea of going to bed with someone who could destroy him by wishing does something to his spent cock that he doesn’t feel like acknowledging.

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i said this after the catching fire premiere but i shall say it again

jena malone is basically an older, blonder isabelle fuhrman

just

look

don’t you tell me you don’t see it

anonymous asked:

How about hcs of Tianshan's kisses? Love you 😘

of course!!! sorry again for the super late reply but it took me a while to write everything down, and thank you so much for asking me this!! i don’t know if im satisfied with these because they turned out to be a bit of a mess, and i feel like i could have wrote them down better and add something else, but hopefully you’ll still enjoy them!! (also this is long…………as usual………………….um……)

  • okay, first of all: so!!!!!! many!!!!!! kisses!!!!!!
  • like, we all know that he tian is thirsty as hell for those lips, so once they are together he is going to kiss them every chance he gets
  • but tbh he just loves all types of kisses and gives them freely and as often as he can
  • which really surprises guan shan at first and makes him a bit embarrassed, but it’s not like he minds
  • and then he gets so used to it that he starts to get grumpy whenever they have to stay away from each other for a while because it means that he is not going to receive his daily dose of kisses
  • at the very beginning of their relationship, though, he tian is more cautious about kissing guan shan in any way, and always makes sure to ask guan shan for permission, or to warn him beforehand so he has the time to say no or push him away, because the last thing he wants is to hurt guan shan again like he did during their first kiss
  • of course guan shan starts to notice this after a while and he realises that he tian hasn’t kissed him spontaneously since their second kiss
  • (their second kiss goes like this: guan shan initiates it. it’s impulsive, a spur of the moment decision, he grabs he tian’s shirt and brings their lips together in a soft brush. he tian is so surprised that he freezes on the spot a moment too long, and guan shan is already pushing away from him, apologising, asking him to forget that it ever happened, thinking that he read this all wrong. he is starting to leave when he tian shakes himself, grabs guan shan by the wrist to make him turn around, and kisses him, hard and intense and openmouthed. he pulls back just the time to tell guan shan that he is an idiot and then he is diving back in, kissing him until their lips are pink and swollen)

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hello my fronds hope you are having a nice day just lettin u know i’m still here. still kickin’. still getting questionable anons. just the way i like it.