you're the best in the world!


joan bright bryant; thirty-two years old; therapist for the strange and unusual

“i’m not trying to defend them. it’s just- some people don’t react well to finding out that there’s a whole subset of humankind that could easily overpower the average person. they felt powerless. their entire world changed and they didn’t know how to protect us from the new reality.”

(for @heartnose; gifs)


Very Serious Cinematic Parallels™  [jurassic world | the throwaways]

anonymous asked:

being a cishet girl on tumblr is literally the most unwelcoming feeling in the world lmao

being a lgbt girl in society is literally the most unwelcoming feeling in the world lmao

When Each of the Types Love You
  • INTJ: Actually focuses 100% of their attention on you and listens to what you have to say...and modifies their opinions based on your evidence.
  • INFJ: They pick up on the little things you do and compliment you on them. They forgive you at your worst.
  • ENTJ: They take time off of work to spend time with you. Listen carefully to your ideas and help you reach your goals. And they let you cuddle them.
  • ENFJ: Act serious around you. Think hard about your relationship and plans out a future with you that deals with conflict in the most efficient way possible. They also give you starry-eyed looks.
  • INFP: They try to talk to you ALL THE TIME. They tell you how attractive/pretty/handsome you are whenever possible. They initiate physical affection and tell you about their emotions.
  • INTP: They blush. They act childishly silly and goofy around you. They compliment you and remember little details about you.
  • ENTP: They admit they have feelings for you and say so often. They commit to you and help you with your plans and troubles. They initiate physical affection and plan a future with you.
  • ENFP: You become their universe. They relate everything to you and help you visualize your future and will conveniently include themselves in that future. They offer advice for the relationship's progression and they act mature and committed to you.
  • ISFP: They mention "growing old" with you. They tell you that you're what they've been looking for and that they'd like you to be their best friend...for as long as time on earth allows (may be less dramatic but same idea)
  • ISTP: They say they love you. They mean it. And they act flustered and amazed around you.
  • ESTP: They tell you that you're their world. They do anything and everything for you if you ask. They'll fight for you and dote on you--even at inopportune times.
  • ESFP: They show you off to all of their friends and stick with you through thick and thin. They forgive you and sympathize with your problems. Show seriousness and loyalty.
  • ISFJ: They do all they can to help you. They ask how you're doing 100 times a day. They offer to fight someone for you. They think about your ideas/plans and try to apply them to their own lives.
  • ISTJ: They dote on you. They defend you and try to keep you as happy as possible. They show an incredibly affectionate side and say they love you.
  • ESTJ: They take time off work to spend time with you. They plan vacations and breaks with you and present you with gifts and shower you with affection.
  • ESFJ: They support you in every way. You disagree? They still support you because they love you. They want to see you succeed and will help you with ANYTHING. They help you with your daily tasks and talk about a future with you.
  • fanfic writer: *writing* Oh wow, they are going to love this. This is by far my best work!
  • fic: *witty lines* *perfect love making* *fluffy enough to kill us all* *a dash of angst, a smidgen of hurt/comfort*
  • fanfic writer: Oh man. This is it. This will be my legacy! *sweats into fic* *bleeds into fic* *cries into fic* *spends days perfecting the grammar and verbage and sex scenes* *has 15 betas look over it*
  • fanfic writer: Okay. It is finally time to release my baby on the world. Here you go fandom. You're welcome.
  • fandom: Ha, cute. *like* *kudos*
  • fanfic writer: :/
  • * * *
  • same fanfic writer: *writing* Whatever. This is shit, I don't even care right now. A singing squirrel? Sure, let's do it. Haha, cheesy lines that make no sense, sure. Grammatical errors out the wazoo? Why not. No one's going to read this piece of crap anyway, I literally wrote it on a scrap of 1 ply toilet paper with a broken yellow crayon.
  • fanfic writer: LOL *post*
  • fanfic writer: *sigh*

anonymous asked:

I love how you always see the best in people. Like with some other youtube and internet icons you can tell that some of them are not exactly 100% genuine but with you you're always like a ray of sunshine. Just how you are with your friends and how interactive you are with your fans. You're so kind and warm and I just wish there were more people like that in the world.

Well, I mean, you all truly do help me to see the good parts of me! It’s incredibly symbiotic, what we got going on here haha, and I never want to take that for granted. I don’t wanna speak for all people in social media, but I’m sure many are quite busy or maybe going through personal things that, to other people on the other side of the screen, may make them seem distant, but is truly not what they’re intending. I just try to put myself in other people’s shoes as much as I can. I fail at that too sometimes! Haha I guess I just mean, if you look up to someone online for reasons and they seem unresponsive, maybe not give up on em too soon if you don’t know why that is. They’re only humans! Haha but I’m glad I am willing and able to talk with you all, because you make me very happy! So thank you for your kind words. <3

You’ve really helped build my confidence, you’re always encouraging and reassuring me and I truly appreciate every bit of it. I’m learning how to open up and grow and I love you for teaching me- regardless of whether you know you are or not.

What Your Overwatch Main Say About You
  • Genji: I need healing [distance mercy screaming]
  • McCree: Ship McHanzo, or you love spaghetti westerns
  • Pharah: You love pharmercy or the its raining justice vine on a loop for 12 hours
  • Reaper: You live in a hot topic
  • Soldier 76: You're new here
  • Sombra: You have an undercut and may be a little shit
  • Tracer: Gay. sorry the straights, you can't main her
  • Bastion: Why are you like this. too strong for this world
  • Hanzo: You can never have too many snipers. even 6 hanzos.
  • Junkrat: You're a trash boy or you love dirty boys
  • Mei: Evil incarnate. no exceptions
  • Torbjorn: You want the world to hate you
  • Widowmaker: 46 shots, one kill
  • D.Va: Gamer aesthetic [rage gamer, probably], or pastel
  • Reinhardt: Battle grandpa
  • Roadhog: The team needed a tank. alternatively, you nasty fucker
  • Winston: Probably a cryptid. Do you exist? Probably not
  • Zarya: Gay. thats it
  • Ana: Friendly fire enabled
  • Lucio: Pure, doing the lords work
  • Mercy: You love suffering
  • Symmetra: You would probably let her step on you
  • Zenyatta: Trying your best
The Lunar Chronicles + Hamilton Quotes
  • Cinder: I've seen injustice in the world and I've corrected it.
  • Kai: They're asking me to lead, I'm doing the best I can.
  • Thorne: I prob'ly shouldn't brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish.
  • Cress: Helpless, look into your eyes and the sky's the limit
  • Scarlet: Uh...France.
  • Wolf: Ev'ry day you fight like you're running out of time.
  • Winter: I am the one thing in life I can control.
  • Jacin: Geniuses, lower your voices.
  • Levana: I will kill your friends and family, to remind you of my love.
  • Iko: You want a revolution, I want a revelation.
  • Dr Erland: Immigrants, we get the job done.
  • Konn Torin: Talk less, Smile more.

Mass Effect Garrus Vakarian & Commander Shepard

meetings & reunions

What I wish I knew in High School:

Adult here. Write this down. If you have a weird hobby and your parents have said that you should quit because it’s not “marketable,” consider that there are real people, some of whom I know personally, with the following jobs that make real cash money:

Science writer (me)
Cosplay and prop maker
Stuffed animal designer
Dog artist
Political activist for LGBTQ rights
Political activist for affordable housing
Music licenser
Fan video mixer
Bone cleaner
Sports photographer
Digital hat maker


good to know tons of people are ready to fight anyone who ruins mylene’s life next season

tags from my post here / insp


Bad RHPS Song Descriptions
  • Science Fiction/Double Feature: idk here's a bunch of random words and film references put together
  • Dammit Janet: I brought my own ring to somebody else's wedding so here you go
  • Over At The Frankenstein Place: This is the only place around for miles and its a castle, which means it must be safe
  • Time Warp: The best time filler in history
  • Sweet Transvestite: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS
  • Sword of Damocles: I have been alive for literally 30 seconds and i already hate it
  • I Can Make You A Man: You gonna be so fuckin hot bro
  • Hot Patootie Bless My Soul: Fuck you and your lame ass party
  • I Can Make You A Man reprise: So now that *that's* over...
  • Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me: Bitches be 3 hours old-- be lookin 23
  • Eddie: My nephew is a dick
  • Rose Tint My World: We're doomed
  • I'm Going Home: Man fuck this planet
  • Super heroes: idk why they called us hero and heroine in the beginning credits because we are far from that
  • Science Fiction/Double Feature reprise: That whole thing reminded me of Macbeth,,
Daddies Get Insecure Too
  • Daddy: Hey baby? I'm sorry I haven't been the best lately.
  • Baby: Whaddya mean daddy?
  • Daddy: I haven't really been there for you. I know you've needed me and you've been really upset with me. I'm not doing good and I wish I could do better for you. You deserve so much better.
  • Baby: ...
  • Daddy: You're probably mad at me and you have every right to be. I want to be the best I can be for you and I'm failing at being your daddy.
  • Baby: ...
  • Daddy: Baby?
  • Baby: *hugs* I love you.
  • Daddy: I love you too. I'm so scared of you leaving. I know I can do better but I--
  • Baby: Shh. I love you. You're the best daddy I can ask for. I can't expect you to always be there for me because I know you get busy. It's my fault for always getting upset when you can't be there. I just really miss you is all. There may be people better than you but I don't want them. I want you. I love you more than anyone else in the world, flaws and all.
  • Daddy: *sniffling* I love you too princess.
Reasons To Be Proud That You're In....
  • ...Gryffindor:
  • 1. The Golden Trio duh
  • 2. You have freaking McGonagall
  • 3. You literally are the best at quidditch
  • ...Slytherin:
  • 1. Amazingly skilled witches/wizards
  • 2. You slay 24/7
  • 3. The sass™
  • ...Ravenclaw:
  • 1. Luna Lovegood>>
  • 2. You guys are total badasses and mysterious
  • 3. Freaking amazing at everything you do
  • ...Hufflepuff:
  • 1. You have Newt Scamander which literally means you win at life
  • 2. You are incredibly empathic, smart and care for others, which is amazing
  • 3. Also, Cedric Diggory
hamilton; a summary (part 2)
  • what'd i miss: ass hat kid arrives and it's a party
  • cabinet battle #1: chaos
  • take a break: dude fucking calm down
  • say no to this: they do the fuck
  • the room where it happens: salty kid is salty
  • schuyler defeated: salty kid makes other kid salty too
  • cabinet battle 2#: chaos a sequel
  • washington on your side: fuck hamilton
  • one last time: goodbye bitches i'm tired
  • i know him: fuck you part 3
  • the adams administration: salty kid gets salty again
  • we know: we go to prove you're a bad person only to be shown that you're an even worse person
  • hurricane: writey write wrote
  • the reynolds pamphlet: fuck hamilton a sequel
  • burn: fuck hamilton (again)
  • blow us all away: lil kid goes to do a thing and fails miserably
  • stay alive(reprise): fUcK
  • it's quiet uptown: everyone is emo
  • the election of 1800: there's chaos
  • your obedient servant: salty kids get salty at each other
  • best of wives and best of women: marriage
  • the world was wide enough: saLTY kID fuCKs uP
  • who lives, who died, who tells your story: SAD
Jupiter thru the houses
  • 1st: The concept of expansive experience, inner growth, and higher learning are integral parts of your identity. Your identity is always expanding into a vast complexity towards a new awareness of being. Your growth does not stop for a minute, you have to grow and expand constantly or you don't know who you are. You are likely to feel some air of Saggitarius in your life, even if there is nothing in Sagg in your chart. You're gonna find solace in traveling, exploring new philosophies or spiritual concepts, and interacting with new energy throughout life.. This feels normal to you.. Its your natural state of being.
  • 2nd: With this placement one finds their expansion and growth in life through the way they physically materialize on this world with your unique set of values. This means that one is likely to find work that is in alignment with their values. Material and physical abundance should find constant expansion through life. If this person is a musician they will have all of the best guitars, if this person is a health nut they will have a job at the coolest raw juice bar in town, if this person loves fashion they will acquire all of the best clothes that speak to their spirit. This is a great placement because you will find spiritual growth and relevance in your work, your money, and your material possessions. (my placement)
  • 3rd: Communicating and thinking is how you reach those levels of expansion. New concepts, new people, new experiences.. It's all taken in and processed.. The product of this is your deeper awareness towards how you have grown and expanded through that experience, person, or concept. Expansion and spiritual growth is always a process in your mind.. These are the people who need to write or communicate their experience in order to take what it is they have learned from it.
  • 4th: Expansion and spiritual growth is found here in the home.. Whatever your concept of home is.. You are growing through the intimate feeling of security you feel with certain people or places. Childhood and family is a large focus of your Jupiter here because your Jupiter lives within the home. Your mother and your father, brothers and sisters, the children you birth out of your womb someday.. They mean the most to you, they are your deepest teachers, they are the ones who hold the energy to expand your soul.
  • 5th: Expansion through breaking free in freedom of expression. You are growing and learning by letting yourself shine, express, and freeing your creativity for all of the world to see. This is a theme for you in life naturally, however, your choice to grow lies within the choice to put yourself in the spotlight.. Whether that be on stage, in a relationship, or at home.. When you shine your light, you are expanding your spirit. This is such a beautiful placement for that reason. You will continuously find your spirit deeper by expressing that Leo energy.
  • 6th: Your expansion lies in your routine and the way you approach day to day life. This is a fascinating planet because Jupiter is the ultimate source of growing expansion and the 6th house is very confined to the Virgoan concepts of order and service. With this placement I see an importance for one to create a daily practice of SOMETHING, running, mediation, eating the same thing, ect.. through focused implemented order in life is where they find their deepest sense of growth. Its like harvesting that routine to keep growing and growing PERFECT order and power. A grounded placement for Jupiter.
  • 7th: The energy that bounces off you to another, vise versa, the laughs shared, the kisses, the crying, the hugs, the fights... This is where you learn, grow, and expand as a person. Your spiritual growth is interlinked with the relationships you have in life. In the eyes of others is where you will find your most prominent teachings in life. Connection means so much to you, the words spoken to you by another absorb into your soul and grow your awareness of who you are in this reality.
  • 8th: Ahh Jupiter here is no stranger to the intensity life has to offer. You are finding your spiritual growth and expansion through all that the 8th house rules. Death, sex, birth, metaphysical, psychic, secrets, magick, depth, shadow, hidden, occult, transformations, ect. Transformation is a large area of focus for the 8th house, your expansion and spiritual awareness will continuously die and rebirth into something new as you grow. You get to those levels of growth through intense things in your life, maybe its a crazy ass sexual relationship you have, maybe its a secret that was given to you for you to hide, maybe it was deepening spiritual experience through touching upon working with the metaphysical, I am ruled by the 8th house so I could say so much... Long story short.. What the 8th house rules.. Is what you will always find yourself in when your in the process of spiritual expansion.
  • 9th: So this placement would be similar to the first house accept it wouldn't be as large of a focus in your identity as it would be a natural theme of your life. These people find themselves living in concepts of the 9th house effortlessly. You are a natural philosopher, foreign traveler, and seeker of spiritual truth. From a young age you probably have found yourself traveling to different cultures, visiting a church or a temple, and found your surroundings held philosophical energies. There is a likelihood you have had and always do have a strong Sagittarius presence around you whether that be the people in your life or the experiences you have. Swimming in the energy of Sagittarius is where you expand... Very simple.. Very beautiful.
  • 10th: Your career and public image are areas of your expansion in life. Whether you are a self-made candle maker or a desk job worker at a corporation.. Your career field will always find expansion into greater heights. This is a blessing to your public image, you will be seen as someone who is capable to expand into something greater. You will bring positive and insightful energy to others around you in the workplace. You bring Jupiter energy into your career field. Your presence uplifts your work and your co-workers. If you have this placement I ask of you, never ever stop dreaming when it comes to your career and public image. You are so capable of reaching any height you desire.
  • 11th: You are going to find your expansion in life through being apart of groups and the collective. You are very absorbent in the filter of how your awareness grows when you are in the presence of a group. Everyone's different energies merge into you evoking Jupiter's expansion. You'll find that you continue to grow and expand in the groups and tribes you find throughout your journey. Each one bigger and brighter with a new level of expansive promise. You also bring this expansive energy to the table when you enter a group setting as well. Friendships, the concept of a team, and collective energy is a large focus in your life.
  • 12: You find your spiritual expansion in the unconscious giving realms of the 12th house. With this placement one is likely to have a natural affinity and understanding of spiritual energy. You expand within the natural flow of your spirit. Meditation, energy work, astral projecting, psychedelic experimentation, crystals, art, etc.. Are all sources of transformation for you. Also with this placement you will find expansion in helping others, giving generosity of your energy field to benefit others on the emotional realm. There needs to be care taken with this placement that there isn't over-giving and also not diving too deep in the world of fantasy.

“You make me happy, whether you know it or not.”- Happy // NSN

“I mean damn, what’s not to adore?”- Trouble // NSN

“The more I think about, the more I want to let you know that everything you do is super duper cute and I can’t stand it.”- Can’t stand it // NSN

“Ever think what if we never met? Everything is just an accident. A happy accident.” - Happy accident // Saint Motel

“Everything you say it sounds like sweet talk to my ears. You could yell ‘piss off! Won’t you stay away?’ It’ll still be sweet talk to my ears.”- Sweet talk // Saint Motel

“You’re the only one worth seeing. The only place worth being.”- Cold Cold Man // Saint Motel

“2 am too tired to sleep, when what you wants not what you need, and when these walls don’t feel like home, remember that you’re not alone.”- Just keep breathing // We the kings

“You’re an angel, grab your halo, let’s fly tonight. Cause I’m never going down, I’m never giving up, I’m never gonna leave so put your hands up.”- Say you like me // We the Kings

“When the world falls into pieces, you’ll be my one voice of reason. When I can’t face all my demons, you’re the one I believe in.”- Queen of hearts // We the Kings

“Run, baby, run. Don’t ever look back. They’ll tear us apart if you give them a chance.”- Check yes, Juliet // We the kings

“I try not to get attached but your so cool and I’m such a fool for you.”- Miss yer kiss // SWMRS

“Tell me where you’re goin’ is there room for me?”- D'you have a car // SWMRS

“My head hurts, but without you it’s worse.”- My head hurts // Waves

“I’d wait here forever just to see you smile… I want you to know, through everything I won’t let this go, these words are my heart and soul.”- With me // Sum 41

“Are you okay? You can talk to me… Hey kid think you got a sec? I can call you. I just want to check in.”- The return of the waterboy // Modern Baseball

“Boy, I want you to be happy. Free to run, get dizzy on caffeine. Funny friends that make you laugh. Maybe you’re just a little bit dappy.”- Youth // Glass Animals

“You are out of my league, all the things I believe. You are just the right kind and you are more than just a dream.” -Out of my league // Fitz and the Tantrums

“You ask me what I’ve been doing with my time, I’ve been searching for you.”- She’s casual // The Hunna

“I guess we’re made from the same weird stuff, being a loser with you doesn’t suck.”- Loser // Julian moon

“Death is at your doorstep and it will steal your innocence but it will not steal your substance. You are not alone in this.”- Timshel // Mumford and sons

“Hey, don’t write yourself off yet. It’s only in your head you feel left out and looked down on. Just try your best. Try everything you can. And don’t you worry what they tell themselves when you’re away.”- The Middle // Jimmy eat world

“This is the first day of my life. Glad I didn’t die before I met you. But now I don’t care I could go anywhere with you, and I would probably be happy.”- First day of my life // Bright eyes

“Send me your location, let’s focus on communicating, cause I just need the time and place to come through.”- Location // Khalid

“I love every little thing about you baby don’t you know? I even love when you’re mad and you’re so frustrated even though you make my simple life complicated, don’t go. Nah don’t go.”- Sunshine //

“I use to read when there’s nothing to do but it’s funny doing nothing is never nothing when it’s something with you.”- Molly // lil dicky &Brendon Urie

“While I’m too afraid to expose myself, turns out you know me better than I know myself, well how bout that?” She’s mine pt 1 // J. Cole

“To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.”- There is a light that never goes out // The smiths

“Help me if you can I’m feelin down. And I do appreciate you being around.” -Help! // The Beatles

“Little darling, I feel that ice is slowly melting. Little darling, it feels like years since it’s been clear. Here comes the sun, here comes the sun, and I say, it’s alright.”- Here comes the sun // The Beatles

More things for @tgr155 because stuff like this is the least I can do for someone who deserves the world. And he’s got the best music taste in the world.

Time Reference (?)

Plz ignore the ask where I’m flailing about this impossible thing, because I cracked it down! I want to believe I did crack it down. I did a little of research about the Ninja World Wars because Kishi’s logic is utter garbage and Math simply doesn’t add up with some of the years in which he sets the Wars apart.

I took Jiraiya as my main reference point because he fought 3 wars and survived 2 ½ and interacts WITH THE MAYOR PART OF THE KEY CHARACTER INSIDE THIS STORY. All of this starts, ends and FOCUSES with Jiraiya, I keep adding Key Characters to prove some logic with the research that I did and the Math that I did.

This the order:
(AGE) Character - (AGE) Succeeding Character


Fourth War Starts (“Peace” Duration and Shitty Canon Planning: 17 years)
54 Jiraiya (DIES) -30 Kakashi- 16 Naruto
Chuunin Exams
50 Jiraiya - 26 Kakashi - 12 Naruto
Nine Tails Attack
38 Jiraiya - 24 Minato (DIES) - 14 Kakashi - Naruto Borns
Third War Is Over (Time Duration: 5 years)
37 Jiraiya - 23 Minato - 13 Kakashi
Third War Starts (Peace Duration: 6 years)
32 Jiraiya - 18 Minato - 8 Kakashi (Sakumo dies)
Peace Time in Between
30 Jiraiya - 16 Minato - 6 Kakashi (<- Graduates the Academy)
Second War Ends (Time Duration: 8 years)
26 Jiraiya - 12 Minato - 2 Kakashi
Gets Genin Team / Fight with Hanzo
24 Jiraiya - 12 Nawaki (DIES) - 10 Minato - Kakashi Borns
Second War Starts (Peace Duration: 10 years)
18 Jiraiya - 6 Nawaki - 4 Minato
Conflict on Piece Time
14 Jiraiya - 2 Nawaki - Minato Borns
Peace Time (AKA Shenanigans Galore, Wild Little Sannin Wreck Havoc)
12 Jiraiya - Nawaki is Born
First War Ends (Time Duration: 10 years)
8 Jiraiya
Academy Graduation (Hiruzen Becomes Hokage)
6 Jiraiya
Second Year of the First War
Jiraiya is Born


In the Wikia it says that the first war lasted 10 years and the peace time was that of 20, but that is really impossible since we see Tunade interact with Hashirama (I speculate that she’s like 3-4 on the flashbacks we’re given) We have a total of 20 years marking the Period of the first War, 10 years of conflict + 10 of peace. The second one is a bit unclear of its Canon duration and it says that the build up to the Third one is 10 years.

But like the stubborn person that I am I’m gonna say Fuck Canon and Kishi’s lack of Math and Logic.

The numbers I came up with (after comparing the ages) for the Real Durations of the War and Peace times make a little sense to me. If we take that in the 2nd one Tsunade made a fucking Improvement on Squads by entering Medic-Nin, it gave Konoha the upper hand. Peace duration also makes sense because let’s be real, given that we have Danzo as our favorite Conflict Catalyst, the other Countries were really paranoid, all that was needed was a really bad excuse or something gone really wrong.

Which brings us to the beginning of the 3rd one, Sakumo is our Scapegoat and all shit brakes loose, Minato builds up a reputation, [Cannabi is a small Catalyst for the 4th one] and the 3rd one ends because The Yellow Flash is scary AF. So this one was the quickest.

4th one, we all know how it goes.


I would like to add that Minato graduates at age 10 from the Academy and he and the Ame Orphans have a 5 years of age difference, so I find it kinda Illogic that just when Jiraiya gets his Genin team he abandons it like nothing. So I headcanon that Minato takes only 1 year to pass the Chuunin exam because he’s one of the prodigies inside his generation, then Hanzo’s fight happens and Jiraiya stays with the Orphans (wich are 6) and Minato starts rotations with the Chuunin Corps at age 11.


Now that I finished, with these small calculations that I did, I can see clearly the ages of the other characters that were born on those periods, and I really hope this helps someone to have some age / event reference or smth. Thanks for reading!