you're the best around !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dragonite sprite rating

red/blue- very aggressive boy who means business!! will fight anyone who messes with those close to him. a powerful ally. 8/10

green- a playful dragon! he’s doing the cat thing with his paws. that’s adorable. 8/10

yellow- he’s got one paw on his hip like he’s about to tell you off or something. don’t mess with this dragon! 9/10

gold- gosh, what a cutie! this dragon loves you and will do anything to be your friend. 10/10 

silver- it looks like he’s inviting you to tea! how polite! will you accept his offer to get together and enjoy a nice beverage? 10/10 

crystal- look! he’s so excited to see you! he’s stamping his paws and flapping his wings in excitement! 9/10

ruby / sapphire / emerald- his colors were softened, so now he looks like an even friendlier dragon! look at him bounce! a beautiful dragon with a fresh coat of paint! 9/10 

firered / leafgreen- he’s so relaxed, but he straightened out his horns so they’re neat and tidy! still just as friendly and inviting as before. 8/10 

diamond / pearl / platinum - his color palette was changed again, and now he’s brighter than ever! it looks like he’s conducting a symphony! this dragon has decided to pursue a career in music. i support him and his decisions wholeheartedly. 11/10  

heartgold / soulsilver- back to the softened color palette (although this one was changed a bit)! this dragon fights for his friends! 9/10 

black / white / black 2 / white 2- yes!!! he is so lively and bouncy!!!! look at him!!!!! are you seeing this? oh man. this dragon is the best thing ever. 11/10

x / y / omegaruby / alphasapphire- not as bouncy as his predecessor. this dragon got himself together, and now he’s mellow and composed. 9/10 

Always keep a squad of non-biased genuine people. People who are quick to correct your wrongs, but also expose shit that you're emotionally blind to. Overall, keep people around you who have your best interests at heart. You'll always be safe.

And she’d be standing next to me [x]

(Woo! Leslie actually did some semi-finished artsy stuff!)

“…the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?”

“This is Eng Lit, Jones.”

“…I forgot my glasses.”

Happy birthday @chunbunny​! 

I bet the sexual tension between those two would be unbearable until graduation (6 w 6)

It baffles me that so many people who feed their dogs nothing but biscuits look at me like I’ve just dribbled down my chin when I say I feed my dog raw food. Dogs are literally designed to eat raw food not dry biscuits made from a brand that cages animals to test food on them anyway

how each ascendant takes compliments
  • (take with a grain of salt)
  • aries ascendant: "i know right?"
  • taurus ascendant: "awww stop it.."
  • gemini ascendant: "hah yeah! true and i read something the other day that said exactly that and also can i borrow your phone?"
  • cancer ascendant: "awwww thanks!!" *blushes*
  • leo ascendant: *dies inside* "btw did i say i love being around you more than anyone else?? you're the actual best!"
  • virgo ascendant: *hates that you even noticed something that they didn't* "thank you."
  • libra ascendant: "nooo stop it! i'm not but YOU are!"
  • scorpio ascendant: *feels like they need to hide because something got pointed out* "thanks."
  • sagittarius ascendant: "don't be silly, i'm just your average joe! nothing to see here!" *cracks joke*
  • capricorn ascendant: *freezes, puts whole life on hold for a minute* "really?"
  • aquarius ascendant: "i'm a dork tho"
  • pisces ascendant: "thanks love! i do try my best! i always mess up somehow though! *flails* *is a hot mess*
Things you can do while laying by the toilet during migraine:
  • -Wonder where that mark on the side of the tub came from
  • -count tiles until you can't take the light anymore
  • -groan aggressively at the cat who is confused
  • -design projects that you will literally never do
  • -vow never to leave the house again
  • -cry
  • -realize the wallpaper in here is disgusting
  • -turn lights off again
  • -decide you're probably mediocre-looking at best
  • -roll around
  • -think of all the shit you could be doing
  • -turn the lights back on and panic because you almost barf
  • -can't barf, curse the gods
  • -turn the light back off
  • -become suddenly religious and try praying
  • -ask the cat to kill you
  • -realize there is no God and space is huge and you're already almost one-third dead.
  • -be very still
  • -hate the guy mowing outside i mean who the hell mows this late that motherf

I know I’ve said this before but I bet ur ass any money when Oswald finds Ed he’s not gonna be able to kill him
He’s gonna feel so conflicted because on the one hand in his mind he deserves to die for trying to kill him yet on the other hand he’s still in love with him.

Always keep a squad of non-biased genuine people. People who are quick to correct your wrongs, but also expose shit that you're emotionally blind to. Overall, keep people around you who have your best interests at heart. You'll always be safe.