you're supposed to be with the babies

  • Garrus: Shepard. So I guess this is--
  • Shepard: Just like old times?
  • Garrus: Hm. Might be the last chance we get to say that.
  • Shepard: Think we're going to lose?
  • Garrus: No. I think we're about to kick the reapers back into whatever black hole they crawled out of. Then, we're going to retire somewhere warm and tropical and live off the royalties from the vids. Maybe even find out what a Turian-Human baby looks like.
  • Shepard: I'm game. Though I think adoption's a better idea--biology may not cooperate.
  • Garrus: Hmm... I suppose there will be a lot of little Krogan around soon.
  • Shepard: We just have to beat the reapers first.
  • Garrus: James told me there's an old saying here on Earth. 'May you be in Heaven half an hour before the Devil knows you're dead.' Not sure if Turian heaven is the same as yours, but if this thing goes sideways and we both end up there, meet me at the bar. I'm buying.
  • Shepard: We're a team, Garrus. There's no Shepard without Vakarian. So you better remember to duck.
  • Garrus: Sorry, Turians don't know how. But I'll improvise. And Shepard... forgive the insubordination, but your boyfriend has an order for you...
  • Garrus: Come back alive. It'd be an awfully empty galaxy without you.
Fake Chats #144
  • Jungkook: how come you don't get happy when I hug you anymore?
  • Jimin: I'm always happy when you hug me.
  • Jungkook: but you don't show it.
  • Jimin: am I supposed to jump up and down?
  • Jungkook: no, but...I'm still your baby, right?
  • Jimin: you've always been my baby. Everybody knows that.
  • Jungkook: but I'm STILL your baby, right?
  • Jimin: okay, what's wrong? Are you homesick?
  • Jungkook: not exactly.
  • Jimin: do you wanna talk about it?
  • Jungkook: no.
  • Jimin: do you want cuddles?
  • Jungkook: I was a cuddle bunny for Hoseok-hyung earlier.
  • Jimin: so you're cuddled out?
  • Jungkook: no, this bunny is always happy to have cuddles.
  • Jimin: you get weirder every day.
  • Jungkook: uh huh, and you get cuter every day.
  • Jimin: are you sure nothing's wrong? 'Cause you're totally koala-ing me right now.
  • Jungkook: so maybe this bunny is having an identity crisis and think he's a koala for an afternoon.
  • Jimin: oh, my adorable, baby bunny-koala, what am I doing to do with you?
  • Jungkook: love me, obviously. Now c'mon, cuddle.
Madi and Bellamy meeting for the first time:
  • Bellamy: Who are you? You're not supposed to be alive. No one was supposed to survive primfaya.
  • Madi: Clarke says I'm not supposed to tell anyone my name in case it's one of the monsters.
  • Bellamy: -Hyperventilates-
  • Bellamy: Wait, did you just say Clarke?
  • Madi: Yes...?
  • Bellamy: Omfg
  • Bellamy: My wife is alive
  • Bellamy: Echo who?
10

I should tell someone to stop me…but I’m having too much fun tbh

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Bleach Quotes Part One

Me and Daddy in the market the other day
  • *walking through the aisle getting groceries*
  • Me: *sees Dino nuggets and walks toward them*
  • Daddy: *grabs my arm before I can get to far* Where do you think you're going little one? You know you're supposed to stay near me at all times.
  • Me: I was gonna get something.
  • Daddy: What were you going to get?
  • Me: *points at the Dino nuggets*
  • Daddy: *chuckles* I'll get them for you baby girl, they're too high for you to reach anyway. *kisses my forehead* I'll be right back.
  • 💖💜❤️

anonymous asked:

I accidentally requested this when requests were closed sorry!👀 I thought this would be interesting and super fuking random but you're on ur period and playing w ur boyfriend Minhyuk, Jooheon, Hyungwon and Wonho and you accidentally bleed on them? Like you're straddling or play fighting or smth thank you !

Them seeing you accidentally leaked on them during your period (Hyungwon, Jooheon, Wonho, Minhyuk)

Hyungwon: Things were going well and both of you were getting really into it. In the back of your mind you knew you were supposed to start you period in a couple of days but with Hyungwon sucking on your neck like that, you couldn’t think about anything else. “Baby girl, why don’t we take these off? Hm?” He would lift your hips off his legs and see a dark stain on his jeans. Calmly he would lift you up and bring you into the bathroom. Seeing you were confused he would say “You leaked on accident so…. shower sex it is.” It’s not like this is your first time to have sex in the shower.

Originally posted by monstaxscenariosx

Jooheon: It was a normal day….except for the fact that Jooheon was chasing you around the house. You had no idea why but he was; it wasn’t long until he caught you and was forcing you into his lap. “COME ON! JUST SIT WITH ME!” Little did you know, he wanted to show you the photos his mom had sent him of you two. As you were trying to get out of his arms, both of your felt a warm substance on your legs. Quickly you stood up and turned around to apologize. “Don’t. I don’t care jagi, it’s natural and it’s easy to come out of jeans. You should get it off your dress first.” He kissed you as he walked past you to change. It doesn’t phase him.

Originally posted by kittyminhyuk

Hoseok: Grinding his hips into yours, he heard you moan out. “Yes baby girl, let them know who’s you are.” Hoseok spoke as he started to grind harder into you. As he leaned down to kiss your neck, he felt your arms pushing him back. “Babe? What did I do?” It was automatic panic for him, but only until you told him you thought you just started your period. Hoseok looked at you like you were crazy. He got up, got a towel and laid it on the bed. Picking you up and setting you on it. “That won’t stop me.” And let’s say it was a good night.

Originally posted by beautifulmv

Minhyuk: Feeling the vibrations of a phone woke Minhyuk up from his sleep. After opening his eyes he saw that it was yours. Knowing it didn’t bother you if he looked at it, he opened to the notification and read “Period start: Today” Quickly he pulled back the blankets and saw that you had leaked all of the sheets. Minhyuk got up without waking you and got a wet wash cloth. Trying to put a towel under you wasn’t easy but after he did that, he opened your legs and whipped the dry/wet blood off your legs. Pulling off your panties and soaking them in cold water with soap, just as he was shown. He woke you up. “Baby…. I think you should get in the shower. You leaked a little, but don’t worry about the sheets I got those.

Originally posted by garisanee

-A

  • Cassian: Az, I was the one with all the glory. While you were the one with all the strength.
  • Azriel: I suppose that's true.
  • Cassian: A beautiful face without a name for so long. A beautiful smile to hide the pain.
  • Azriel: I mean I do keep to my shadows...
  • Cassian: Did you ever know that you're my hero?
  • Azriel: I don't think so.
  • Cassian: And everything I would like to be?
  • Azriel: Wow, Cass, I'm touched.
  • Cassian: I can fly higher than an eagle,
  • Azriel: You are Illyrian.
  • Cassian: For you are the wind beneath my wings.
  • Azriel: ...

anonymous asked:

(I'm so happy you're supportive of mpreg on this blog lol) So it sounds like you've decided that Draco would carry the babies when the time comes. How did you two decide on that? Are you able to carry them too Harry or just Draco??

Draco: Oh please, like I’d even let him carry the babies in the first place.

Harry: *indignant* I suppose this has something to do with how I’m half-ape or something?!

Draco: *lip curling* You’re a fucking Auror. Would you go out there screaming your bloody ‘Expelliarmus’ and tackle dark wizards while carrying our baby?

Harry: *embarrassed* Oh, well, I didn’t–

Draco: Or would you, I don’t know, quit your fucking job to do it?

Harry: *trying not to show how the very thought horrifies him*

Draco: *airily* Besides, I have better genes.

Harry: SEE?! I KNEW IT!

  • Garrus: Shepard. So I guess this is--
  • Shepard: Just like old times?
  • Garrus: Hm. Might be the last chance we get to say that.
  • Shepard: Think we're going to lose?
  • Garrus: No. I think we're about to kick the reapers back into whatever black hole they crawled out of. Then, we're going to retire somewhere warm and tropical and live off the royalties from the vids. Maybe even find out what a Turian-Human baby looks like.
  • Shepard: I'm game. Though I think adoption's a better idea--biology may not cooperate.
  • Garrus: Hmm... I suppose there will be a lot of little Krogan around soon.
  • Shepard: We just have to beat the reapers first.
  • Garrus: James told me there's an old saying here on Earth. 'May you be in Heaven half an hour before the Devil knows you're dead.' Not sure if Turian heaven is the same as yours, but if this thing goes sideways and we both end up there, meet me at the bar. I'm buying.
  • Shepard: We're a team, Garrus. There's no Shepard without Vakarian. So you better remember to duck.
  • Garrus: Sorry, Turians don't know how. But I'll improvise. And Shepard... forgive the insubordination, but your boyfriend has an order for you...
  • Garrus: Come back alive. It'd be an awfully empty galaxy without you.

minho-gon-dibidibidis  asked:

Hey MAHM! Hope you're having a good night ><~ loves Could u do a SHINee reacting to it being rainy and they were supposed to go out? Like thunder and lightning rainy xD

hi baby~ i love this prompt bc shinee’s known as the rainy men literally they bring clouds to whatever event they perform at

onew:

  • squints at sky 
  • hoe don’t do it 
  • sky: *begins to pour*
  • OMG not again
  • and the wind is blowing so hard that the rain is going sidewAYS 
  • they’re staying inside 
  • plans are cancelled 
  • this day in general is cancelled 
  • the last time he went out in this kind of weather his umbrella flipped and dragged him down the street while he struggled to maintain his dignity (jong: looked like a v harassed mary poppins / onew: helpful, thanks)

jonghyun:

  • ah the weather matches my stormy poetic heart 
  • but also scowling and calling the weather app a liar bc he chECKED the forecast maybe once an hour yesterday and it said that it was supposed sunshiney af all day today
  • that’s why there’s no trust in this family 
  • looking forlornly out the window 
  • do you think that someone put a curse on them
  • how does this always happen
  • ?????????

key:

  • i can wear my jeremy scott raincoat~~~
  • therefore was voted the one to go out and buy groceries bc they are out and are in need of food 
  • damn his fashionable practicality 
  • when he came back he’s dripping and his bangs are plastered to his forehead (minho: wow did jonghyun cry on you / jong: *was minding his own damn business* hEY) 
  • jong: where did your umbrella go / key: i don’t want to talk about it / onew: *pats his shoulder* i feel you
  • shakes his hair like a dog @ all the members 
  • like father, like sons 

minho:

  • v rudely awakened by a clap of thunder 
  • he bolted up so he found himself in a sitting position with his fists up  (onew: it’S ALIVE!!!!! ALIVEEEEEE)
  • laughing at himself bc you can’t fight the sky minho
  • (yet) 
  • covers his head again with his blankets bc clearly the universe hates them and don’t want them to go out 
  • making everyone ramen (taemin: i’m helping / minho: absolutely not) so that they could eat while they grumble at the sky like old men 

taemin: 

  • guys they could totally still go out
  • after key headbutts him with his still wet hair: 
  • nvm 
  • everything is terrible 
  • why must they live like this  
  • he busyeoed  the ramen (ot4: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO RAMEN) 
  • ~popping~ 
  • he put on sunny day video from youtube so they could pretend that it’s nice out (ot5: wow this is a next level of sad)
How to Watch Shadowhunters as a TMI Series lover:
  • Me: Clary don't be usele- and she's crying again
  • Me: Clace is adorable oh my god
  • Me: DAYUM ALEC TAKE THAT SHIRT OFF *dies*
  • Me: GO GET HIM MAGNUS
  • Me, chanting: Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay.
  • Me: Oooooh vampy Simon
  • Me: Jace you're not siblings
  • Me: MAGNUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  • Me: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU MARRYING LYDIA YOU STUPID GOD
  • Me: Jace, stop being a piss-baby you're not siblings.
  • Me: CLARY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE MAIN HEROINE OF THE STORY STOP CRYING.
  • Me, slightly more excited: Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay!
  • Me: That's not - oh shit it's a glamour!
  • Me: GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS MALEC
  • Me, groaning: VALENTIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

Bonnie  tried to channel her boyfriend for days ( in the same house he was killed) but that didn’t work. After 2 minutes on the phone with damon she sensed kai . She sensed kai( who died 3 years ago) over the phone guys.They are connected! how am l supposed to believe after that , that they are not soulmates.

BTS reaction to their girl crush being roommates with her guy bestfriend
  • I hope y'all enjoy this, I also hope it's what you wanted~ 💙💙 I made so that they confess because without gifs I need more dialogue and it was one of the ways In thought it would work out~ Hope you don't mind. 💙💙
  • ————————
  • Jin/Kim Seokjin:
  • Over protective because he absolutely adores you and doesn't like the idea of you being with another dude. We all know he rambles and it's cute AF.
  • Jin: You can't be roommates with him! You're a girl he's a man, what if he's a pervert.
  • You: I think I've known him long enough to assure you that he's Not a perv.
  • Jin: you STILL SHOULDN'T BE ROOMATES WITH HIM.
  • You: Why? I don't see the big issue!!
  • Jin: I CaRe AbOuT yoU. YOU WOMAN WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT I WORRY FOR YOU A LOT AND LOVE YOU.
  • You: ...
  • Jin: ...
  • Jin: Please like me back at least. We could be a gorgeous couple.
  • ~~~~~
  • Suga/Min Yoongi:
  • You aren't going anywhere forget being roommates with that guy. Min Yoongi is a straightforward man.
  • Yoongi: No.
  • You: But why not?
  • Yoongi: Because I said no.
  • You: And this is supposed make me agree because...?
  • Yoongi: I like you, I get jealous, and I want you to myself.
  • Yoongi: Does that make you agree now?
  • ~~~~~~~~
  • J-Hope/Jung Hoseok:
  • Hobi would be really pouty about it and adorable. Trying to convince you to stay. Hates the idea of you spending nights and days living with some other guy.
  • Hobi: Please stay.
  • You: I already agreed.
  • Hobi: You wouldn't for me?
  • You: -Sigh- I would but.. Ahahha you're so troublesome.
  • Hobi: -cheeky smile- So will you please stay? And just be with me?
  • You: Aw. Baby, of course.
  • Jung Hoseok- The man pulling your heartstrings.
  • ~~~~~~~~~
  • Rap Monster/Kim Namjoon:
  • He would awkwardly bring it up and disapprove. He worries for your safety and wants you to be closer to him not further away.
  • Namjoon: Sooo.. Moving with that guy.
  • You: What about it?
  • Namjoon: Isn't it too much?
  • You: It would help me with the pay for it to be split.
  • Namjoon: Are you sure nothing will happen between you guys?
  • You: Positive ~
  • Namjoon: I don't want the girl I like being with some dude I don't know. -Mumbling-
  • You: Cutie. If you want I'll stay. For you.
  • Namjoon: That would be really nice so please and thank you.
  • ~~~~~~~
  • Jimin/Park Jimin:
  • He would be a confused as to why you even agreed to be roommates with him. He would deal with it for awhile, just let you pack and move, but after a bit he missed you coming over more often. Now you lived further away and he hated it.
  • Jimin: Come back home..
  • You: I'm already moved Jimin, I can't just go back.
  • Jimin: You're to far away, I miss you.
  • You: So do I but the payment has been easier to handle with a roomate.
  • Jimin: I'll help you just please come back.
  • You: Don't Jimin.
  • Jimin: Please. -Now goes to holding your face-
  • You: You know what? You and your face are my issue. Okeeehh I'll move back.
  • Jimin: -Cute eye smile- I'm happy to have you more to myself now~
  • ~~~~~~~~~
  • V/Kim Taehyung:
  • Taehyung would barely let you even pack in the first place. He would be holding your hand telling you that you shouldn't move in with him. Childishly unpacking your clothes so that you took longer.
  • You: Tae please stop! Why don't youet me move out?
  • Tae: Because I'll miss you.
  • You: I can always call and visit.
  • Tae: Not as often!
  • You: What do you want me to do about it?
  • Tae: Stay, just stay.
  • You: I can't. -Return to packing-
  • Tae: -back hug with his head laying on your shoulder- Stay for me, because I like you a lot and I hate seeing you go live with another guy...
  • You're not leaving anytime soon! Am I right?
  • ~~~~~~~~
  • Jungkook/Jeon Jungkook:
  • He would watch you pack, sometimes help and let chu leave. After day three he realized all the problems with this change and didn't like any of them.
  • Jungkook ends up going to where you live to get you to go back.
  • KooKie: I need you to move back.
  • You: Um, I'm already moved in comfortably I can't just move out.
  • Kookie: But there's four problems with this.
  • You: Okay, explain.
  • Kookie: One: You're with a guy I don't know and that hurts my heart. Two: You can't call or visit as often as you used too. Three: I miss you and Four: I realized how much I really liked you and I can't handle knowing you're here.
  • You: Jungkook I-
  • KooKie: Please.
  • You: I'll move back home. No need to worry now, honey.
  • Robert: Having lunch alone? That's right, you haven't got any friends. Why don't I join you to stop looking so pathetic?
  • Rebecca: I was just leaving.
  • Robert: On my account? I'm hurt.
  • Rebecca: Look, for what it's worth, I'm really sorry for the way things have turned out.
  • Robert: You're sorry?
  • Rebecca: Yes. Truly.
  • Robert: Right. Like this isn't what you wanted all along.
  • Rebecca: What are you talking about?
  • Robert: Now Aaron's out the way, I suppose you think I'm all yours, right?
  • Rebecca: You're kidding, right?
  • Robert: Don't act innocent. I've got news for you. It's not gonna happen. I wish I'd never gone near you in the first place.
  • Rebecca: You don't have to be like this. I'm sure, once he's cooled down, Aaron will come around.
  • Robert: How? I mean, it's not like the problem's going away.
  • Rebecca: The problem? It's your baby!
  • Robert: So you keep saying. I've only got your word for that. I mean, a desperate slapper like you, it could be anyone's. (Rebecca slaps him and walks away)