you're supposed to be evil

  • Writers: "I don't know why people like the villain, they're evil and ruthless, you're not supposed to like them."
  • *meanwhile during casting*
  • Writers: "Alright everyone, you know how this works, I need you to find me the hottest mofo you got. Think 'so crazy that I wanna kill you but I also gonna wanna bone.'"
  • Kuro: Do you smoke?
  • Misono: Only after sex.
  • Kuro : *writes on clipboard* “Patient has never smoked in his life.”
National Treasure {Sentence Starters}
  • "You're not supposed to be up here, looking at that."
  • "Our evil plan is working."
  • "What led you to assume there's this invisible map?"
  • "Why don't you just come back down here, and we can talk through this together!"
  • "You're treasure hunters, aren't you?"
  • "Stop chatting and get in the van."
  • "When are we gonna get there? I'm hungry."
  • "I know something about history that you don't know."
  • "Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?"
  • "You are gonna go to prison. You know that, right?"
  • "Still a little on-edge from being shot at but I'll be fine, thanks for asking."
  • "No broken bones? A jump like that could kill a man."
  • "Why can't they just say, 'go to this place, here's the treasure, spend it wisely'?"
  • "You know something? You're shouting again."
  • "I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence!"
  • "Will someone please explain to me what these magic numbers are?"
  • "Meet me at the car. Call me if you have any problems."
  • "I'm just trying to hide from my ex-husband."
  • "If there's something wrong, those who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action."
  • "Anyone crazy enough to believe us isn't gonna want to help."
  • "It's a big blue-ish green man with a strange-looking goatee... I'm guessing that's significant."

Day five for the PZOCWeek~

The MUT error sends Starr to an alternate universe of Middleberg where the heroes and villains are young and play pretend.

Rippen and Larry are older kids who always picks on the very young heroes, but Penn and the gang fight back with their imaginations~

I register people to the left of me as misguided and stupid and people to the right of me as outright evil and crazy. However, every time I alieve that something is evil and crazy, my auto-steelman module pops up to yell “THEY PROBABLY MAKE SENSE TO THEMSELVES, THINK MORE”, so I end up being more charitable to people to the right of me. This is the exact opposite of how thinking that people are evil is supposed to work.