you're such a weird adorable dork

Playing FFXV
  • STARTING THE GAME:
  • Noctis: Generic snarky grumpy RPG protagonist
  • Gladiolus: Tall, dark, handsome, knows how to swing a sword, clearly has more common sense than the rest of the group - I like you!
  • Ignis: Generic The Smart One(tm)
  • Prompto: Obviously the pop-culture-reference-making comedy relief, meh.
  • AFTER A FEW HOURS OF PLAY:
  • Noctis: Omg you're a Disney princess, aren't you.
  • Gladio: Dude. Chill.
  • Ignis: Do you do anything other than cook and drive?
  • Prompto: You are a giant fucking dork. An adorable dork, but a giant fucking dork.
  • Aranea: Asshole #1, you are a fucking PAIN to fight.
  • Ravus: Asshole #2, generic Squenix White-Haired Pretty Boy(tm).
  • Ardyn: Asshole #3, you're creepy and weird but helpful enough that I'm not gonna discount you yet.
  • WHEN THE PLOT KICKS IN:
  • Noct: You are DEFINITELY a Disney princess, also you desperately need a hug.
  • Gladio: DUDE. CHILL.
  • Iggy: Like hell I'm leaving you behind!
  • Prompto: IF ANYONE LAYS A FINGER ON YOU I WILL FEED THEM THEIR OWN INTESTINES
  • Aranea: Never mind, you're actually pretty cool.
  • Ravus: Man, I really hope you get some DLC.
  • Ardyn: I WILL FUCKING FEED YOU YOUR OWN INTESTINES YOU SON OF A BITCH

anonymous asked:

SHI! You're breaking my heart with the model au!!! It's so cute! And, gah, Jack's an adorable dork and Hiccup is an oblivious dork! So much cute and dork in this au, please keep it going :D

They are dorks. 

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Mary was getting tired of Jack acting weird. Not just his usual weird, but really weird. At one point she walked in on him hugging a pillow with a sweater on it. The room smelled like he had dumped a whole bottle of perfume on the floor and there were photos of Hamish scattered everywhere. What was even weirder was the fact he wouldn’t stop crying. Even their parents were starting to worry if something was wrong.

So she did what any good sister would do and stole his phone. She guessed his password easily, since this was Jack they were talking about. Going through his contacts she found Hamish’s number with a little heart next to his name. It wasn’t hard to tell what was going on now. She dialed and sat on her bed, kicking her legs out as it rang. Finally he picked up. “Hicc-I mean, Hamish?”

“Jack?”

“No, this is Mary.” She never thought she would be calling up her favorite model over her brother’s phone. “Do you know what happened to Jack?”

He paused. “What do you mean?” He sounded nervous and she narrowed her eyes.

“Something is wrong with him. He won’t stop crying and I think it has something to do with you.” He denied it quickly, but she explained his strange behavior and he quieted down. “Please come talk to him, I’ve really never seen him like this before and it’s freaking everyone out.”

“I don’t know… I-I’m really busy.”

She tilted her head back. “Please? I think you really mean a lot to him.” He made a noise that sounded like an injured animal. “Well… at least think about it.” She hung up after saying goodbye and went to Jack’s room where he was wiping his nose into his bed sheets. “Hey, are you gonna eat today?” She slipped his phone onto his dresser when he wasn’t looking.

“I’m not hungry,” he muttered. His eyes were puffy and red, his white hair a mess.

“You said that yesterday,” she pointed out.

“I’m not hungry again.” He rolled closer to the wall, squeezing the pillow tightly. “Go away.”

Mary frowned and peered at him. “Is that Hamish’s sweater?”

He flushed and buried himself under the covers. “I said go away Mary!”

She punched him. “You know, if you would just put yourself out there and tell him how you feel this wouldn’t be happening.”

He sat up, fresh tears in his eyes. “And what? Have him avoid me even more? I know he’s doing it, I can tell. I’m obviously bothering him and his work and I can’t ruin what little friendship we have now.” Mary stepped back, surprised by his outburst. “Just leave me alone… please.”

Going to the door she looked over her shoulder. “At least eat something then…”

Jack just laid back down, pulling the covers over his head as if to block out the world.