you're such a dork i can't

i woke up at 5am to write these sentences before i forgot them

It’s not quite accurate to say that the first time Victor notices Yuuri’s forearms is the day he arrives in Hasetsu. 

He definitely noticed them at the Grand Prix Final—it’s just that whatever brain capacity he could have spared for daydreams of kissing the soft skin on the insides of Yuuri’s wrists, or nuzzling his cheek into the crook of Yuuri’s elbow was immediately consumed by “WE INTERRUPT THIS TRAIN OF THOUGHT FOR AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST of ‘Please Wrap Your Thighs Around My Face.’”

azureshadowmoon  asked:

headcannon that post-game ray and zach constantly crash at greys place to hide from police. yup. local reverend takes his two angsty children for a walk.

omg yes they always crash at his place when they need to
I’m sorry I feel the need to shitpost a bit and your ask was just on the point I legit laughed during 5 minutes

  • I headcanon them having to be on the run for a while before Gray can get them papers and all the stuff they’ll need
    • And he sort of expects them to, well, run away.
    • But they just stay around so they can crash at his place anytime. 
  • OMG NOW I JUST IMAGINED THEM COMING INTO HIS HOUSE BY THE WINDOW, RAIDING HIS FRIDGE AND GETTING AWAY LIKE THE THIEVES THEY ARE. 
  • Also they’ll probably go take some showers at Gray’s place
    • One day Gray finds a new shampoo in his bathroom
    • He’s like:
    • “Kids I like you a lot, but seriously?”
  • Once they settle somewhere he’ll probably reclaim all the stuff they took at his place
    • “Please pay me back for that piece of cake you took three days ago it was the last one and I wanted it.”
  • But they still come when they have a problem, individually or not. 
    • And that’s how Gray learned the joys of parenthood especially when you have two angsty awkward kids 
    • He takes them on walk a lot when they need to talk. 
    • He’s a nice dad.
    • Not forgetting that piece of cake, though, they’ll pay for it one day. 
  • But geez now I also picture them knocking at his door in their PJs with pillows and blankets like
    • “Yeah the police was around and we weren’t really feeling secure so we decided to sleep at your place instead hello”
    • “… why the pillows?”
    • “Pyjama party. I’ve always wanted to try that out.”
  • Gray wondering how he went from the mastermind of a deadly building to being the dad of two dorky angsty kids. 
    • But hey he doesn’t regret it >:D 
  • lance: hey. hey keith
  • keith: what?
  • lance: do you like me? like...like like me? ;)))
  • keith, suddenly bright red: uh...
  • lance: i overheard pidge and hunk talking. they think you do ;)))
  • keith, slowly backing away: i think...i think we're breaking up
  • keith, pressing a finger to his ear: our signal is cutting out..
  • lance: keith, you're not wearing a helmet
  • keith, still backing away: the line's dead...i can't hear you...
  • lance: we're talking fACE TO FACE
Wanna-One Stans in a Nutshell
  • jisung stans:
  • ㅡpure rice grains
  • ㅡwill fITe you
  • ㅡthat one group that spams in the comments
  • ㅡis very supportive of each and every member
  • ㅡemotional; like idol like stan
  • ㅡ"i'm sorry but are 6 laptops streaming his fancams, have you watched ten minute loops of him doing litterally anything, have you downloaded every ulzzang pictures he owns, do you stan not only him but the rest of the mmo boys as wellㅡ"
  • ㅡstans a man that deserves the entire world i'm SO F T
  • sungwoon stans:
  • ㅡwill comment the nicest things about him that it might make you tear up
  • ㅡstans a god
  • ㅡand a dork
  • ㅡtries to scout beauty products to get matching perfect skin.
  • ㅡwill hype him up at like 2 in the morning on social media
  • ㅡvvvvv dedicated and loyal
  • ㅡlike
  • ㅡi wouldn't be surprised if they made a religion for him
  • ㅡstans an underrated man that deserves more love and honestly he's just so precious
  • ㅡessentially stans hotshot
  • ㅡLMAO KUDOS TO Y'ALL HONESTLY I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU'RE STILL WALKING PROPERLY
  • minhyun stans:
  • ㅡcan never stick with one ship
  • ㅡis it hyunbin
  • ㅡis it aron
  • ㅡis it seonho
  • ㅡis it jaehwan
  • ㅡplease make up your minds
  • ㅡhas the best edit fan accounts
  • ㅡwere probably the ones who cried more after the 11th episode of pd101
  • ㅡis he a ceo
  • ㅡis he an emporer
  • ㅡis he a dad
  • ㅡmake up yOUr minds.
  • ㅡessentially stans nu'est
  • ㅡ"minhyun is my religion"
  • ㅡ24/7 will give you a lecture on how his eyes are basically starts shoved inside two holes
  • seongwoo stans:
  • ㅡstans a very confusing specimen
  • ㅡis being fed well
  • ㅡare they even alive
  • ㅡstans daniel too
  • ㅡgets the most embarassment and pride out of their wholesome man
  • ㅡhypes him up on tumblr
  • ㅡexposes him on twitter
  • ㅡpopping enthusiasts
  • ㅡprobably the most perverted ones
  • ㅡcleanse yourselves
  • ㅡy'all need holy wAter
  • jaehwan stans:
  • ㅡpsychotic laugh enthusiasts
  • ㅡmakes 10-hour loops of him laughing
  • ㅡstans minhyun too
  • ㅡand sewoon
  • ㅡstans the main vocal, main rapper, main dancer, main visual, main everything
  • ㅡstans a 2m 39cm tall man
  • ㅡactually the softest
  • ㅡyet the most intense
  • ㅡbut in all seriousness
  • ㅡpeople need to give them more recognition on how they can cope up with this man
  • ㅡboth physically
  • ㅡand mentally
  • daniel stans:
  • ㅡloudest
  • ㅡwill hardcore write a hundred-page lawsuit to ymc
  • ㅡcat enthusists
  • ㅡstans seongwoo too
  • ㅡtigh sweep enthusiasts
  • ㅡwatching burn it up in their graves
  • ㅡlowkey fanfic providers
  • ㅡhighkey gets hyped easily
  • ㅡstill mourns over the death of his pink hair
  • ㅡlives solely off his sorry sorry fancam
  • ㅡstill watches justice league till this day
  • ㅡneeds to chill
  • ㅡtakes the best pictures
  • ㅡand incorrect quotes
  • jihoon stans:
  • ㅡwill give a million-page essay as to why jihoon isn't a fashion terrorist
  • ㅡbeing fed the most
  • ㅡnot line distribution-wise, though
  • ㅡnae maeum seogae jeojang enthusiats
  • ㅡwill roast him (affectionately) about goo goo ga ga
  • ㅡwink enthusiasts
  • ㅡ"____wink is life"
  • ㅡis it jinyoung
  • ㅡis it daehwi
  • ㅡis it guanlin
  • ㅡgive me an answer
  • ㅡTHE MOST DEDICATED ONES OMG
  • ㅡESPECIALLY THE CHINESE FANDOMBASE
  • ㅡTHANK YOU FOR MAKING JIHOON FOREST A THING
  • woojin stans:
  • ㅡinvestigators
  • ㅡdark past enthusiats
  • ㅡsnaggle tooth enthusists
  • ㅡ"sexy baby oh my lady" enthusists
  • ㅡsatoori enthusiasts
  • ㅡlives and breathes because of vj woojin
  • ㅡ"we don't deserve woojin"
  • ㅡ"what did we do to deserve woojin"
  • ㅡhad mini-heartattacks out of relief after he made it
  • ㅡmain meme providers
  • ㅡ2park enthusiasts
  • ㅡpink sausages enthusiasts
  • jinyoung stans:
  • ㅡsmall head enthusiasts
  • ㅡsuffered the most during episode 1
  • ㅡthe most paitient
  • ㅡvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv chill
  • ㅡbut when it comes to it, they WILL surpass 50 octaves of ariana grande's voice range
  • ㅡwatches in amusment when misunderstandings happen in the fandom
  • ㅡhowever
  • ㅡif you make a mistake regarding him
  • ㅡexpect 637,310,363,846 lawyers out your front yard
  • daehwi stans:
  • ㅡthe cheeriest out of all of us
  • ㅡ"they haven't experienced the cruelity of the world yet."
  • ㅡhis english enthusiasts
  • ㅡdavid
  • ㅡstans jinyoung too
  • ㅡand somi
  • ㅡplaying with fire enthusiasts
  • ㅡlives off dongho-daehwi interactions
  • ㅡsecond place on emotional stans
  • ㅡCAN AND WILL FITE YOU AND HAUNT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP
  • ㅡWILL GIVE YOU A 1538292625-PAGE ESSAY AS TO WHY HE SHOULDN'T BE TREATED LIKE FOREVER 21'S LAST YEAR'S SPRING COLLECTION
  • guanlin stans:
  • ㅡlead meme providers
  • ㅡand angst writers
  • ㅡand edit makers
  • ㅡare they still breathing
  • ㅡcan't even find him on his own solo fancam
  • ㅡfood enthusiasts
  • ㅡwooseok hyung enthusiasts
  • ㅡseonho's parents
  • ㅡIS VERY HYPED FOR EVERYTHING LIKE IF HE SNEEZES THEY'LL MAKE A 10-HOUR LOOP OF IT REAL QUICK
  • ㅡbeing fed well fan accounts-wise
  • ㅡstarving line distribution-wise
  • ㅡexcuse me but if you do not give him food and starve him on a diet ymc they will find you and cancel you faster than mnet editing out ha minho from exsistance
  • ㅡ"thank you, guys, for supporting me." enthusiasts
  • Yuu: "Hey, Mika. I just got a call from heaven, they want their angel back*Eyebrow waggles*"
  • Mika: "Yuu-Chan...you do realize that we're both basically angels, right? You know, with that Seraph gene and all."
  • Yuu: "..."
  • Mika: "..."
  • Yuu: "...Ah, come on, Mika. Can't you just let me, a normal dork in love with the most beautiful being in this world, hit on you?"
  • Mika: "...But you're not normal."
  • Yuu: "ARGH!!!"
  • Me: Billy Cranston can't possibly be straight
  • Dork: Why? He hasn't been shown to be anything else! and he smiled when a girl flirted with him.
  • Me: Bullshit, he can't drive. As We all know the gays and their affiliates can't drive, he's at least same gender attracted, I know it. Your mama knows it too.
  • Dork: But you headcanon Jason as gay and Billy and Jason's friendship is built around the fact that Jason can drive! So if you're driving theory is right, Jason is straight! Check mate!
  • Me: That boy has been in two car crashes, both of which he caused one way or another. He can't drive for shit, he's just good at pretending. Ergo he's closeted, Face. The. Facts.
  • Dork: but that doesn't make any---
  • Me: I SAID FACE THE FACTS!!!
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to-kill-a-question-mark  asked:

ok, so the gang's getting together for a dance party night and suddenly a waltz comes on and everybody laughs cause who the hell put a waltz on a party playlist, but then Lance stands up, pulling Keith with him, and starts legit waltzing with him. Lance is actually really good but Keith is just tripping over his own feet and eventually they have to stop for the sake of Lance's toes but it "wasn't my fault" because "why did you even try you know I can't dance. no I'm not blushing you're blushing"

oh my gosh i seriously love this, i absolutely agree this is how klance dancing would go down,, the cutest dorks w sweet good dancer lance n blushy not so good dancer keith i lov,, this makes me happy thank u 

The Signs
  • Just some things about the signs that are purely based off the people in my life.
  • Aries: You truly are such a caring person but your inability to think before you act causes people to constantly leave you. And your pride. You want to have a good time and enjoy things with others but your actions constantly get in the way of that. You have a deep loyalty and love for the ones you love.
  • Taurus: I know so many Taurus and all of them are so fucking chill and hilarious. Very talented people that have such a natural beauty to them. They have this ethereal aroma that makes their simplicity so inviting. Most def the animal lovers of the Zodiac. Yes, they're stubborn but their loyalty always assures me that they'll have my back no matter what. Every girl Taurus i know are absolutely gorgeous and extremely adamant about nutrition and fitness. Every male Taurus i know are amazing cooks and have the best sense of humor. I know a lot of Taurus that are stoners tbh.
  • Gemini: Every Gemini i know, i've met through partying. They are a hella good time and always just want to dance. I sometimes have an urge to punch you because of some of the things you say, but you quickly make me forget about it by showing me what good fun you are. You're extremely easy to talk to and never run out of conversation topics. Your also probably some of the best multi-taskers i know.
  • Cancer: You're so loving and compassionate. Every time i come over to your house all you want to do is make me a drink or food and take care of me. You have a nurturers soul which i think is beautiful. Although, one little thing a person does can flip you over and you often become blind to rational thought. You love and care for your family and all you consider your family so deeply. You just want to give unconditional love and be loved unconditionally.
  • Leo: You have a such a creative hand and are multitalented. I love it when you paint because it's one of the few moments where you're completely at peace and have a patience that only comes out through your art brushes. You're such a beautiful person that often lets their pride get in the way of many things. You truly care deeply about all your loved ones, you often get very protective over them. You're often extremely protective over me. You have a very large and dominate personality that i love to be around because you carry this energy that can make anything fun and exciting.
  • Virgo: You never give yourself enough credit for everything you do. You come off as an arrogant asshole to people that don't know you very well or people you don't care to get to know, but you're one of the most caring people i know. You can't help but live in your head, but I know you'd do anything to sooth the wars in mine. You're such a dork and one of the smartest people i know, i fear getting in debates with you because i KNOW you'll out word me. Pretty sure you read the dictionary as a baby. You're an exquisite soul that's fallen on hard times and i still think the world of you.
  • Libra: You're often too passive and that leads you to randomly snap at people and it hurts you. You try to avoid hurting the people you love so the thought of still doing so, breaks you. You have such a black sense of humor that people are often unaware that you're insulting them. You truly are a sweetheart inside and out but also posses a mischievous aggression that slips out here and there. You have such an alluring charm that has the people around you falling in love with you. You're aware of everything you do, but like to play oblivious.
  • Scorpio: The intensity of a Scorpio is like no other. Your one of the sweetest people i know, but if anything goes sour you can turn into the Devil in less than a minute. I've never had a friend care about me as much as you do, at times it's almost suffocating but i wouldn't want you any other way. You have a way of making me feel like an incredibly special person and for some reason your approval means the most to me. By saying or doing one thing you can anyone feel like they're ready to take on the world.
  • Sagittarius: Your honesty is appreciated but not always wanted. You're fucking hilarious and always know how to turn any situation into a party. Our one-on-one conversations are my favorite because you posses such great perspective that i love learning from and although you can't ALWAYS remain optimistic, you try your damn hardest to. I do wish you had more patience with people and could empathize more. But i'll tell you what... our adventures are some of the craziest stories and without you(the Sags in my life), i would't have experienced so many intoxicating walks of life.
  • Capricorn: Your determination is something i've always been envious of. Your will to succeed is something i've only dreamt of. You have such a bright and light personality with a cold sense of humor that i enjoy. There's this familiarity between us that picks up right where we left off every time we hang out and i think thats significant. You're weird af and i love it, i love that we've always been able to be weird and act like little kids around each other. At times, i do wish you could open your mind a more understand where another is coming from.
  • Aquarius: I love talking to you. Our conversations have incredible depth and you always intellectually stimulate me. You're far more sensitive than people think you are. You do so much for everyone all the time, your the one person i always call when i'm in trouble and you ALWAYS come and rescue me. You can't rest for longer than an hour, you have to always have to be doing something. I love it when you start inventing and making gadgets because you get so excited to show everyone your new creation. You're probably the craftiest person i know and you have the best sense of humor. You also have a lot of fucking friends.
  • Pisces: Your emotions are so deep and intense that sometimes it's hard for you to function. You care so much about your loved ones that you often carry their pain onto you. You're the cutest little button bunny and i just want to hug you all the time. You listen to me endlessly, i'll follow you around rambling nonsense and you don't even care. You're so dazed and oblivious, often in your own world coming up with new ideas for your writings or thinking about all the romance novels you read. You'd do absolutely anything to see me smile. I never want you to cry and i swear when i'm graduated from college and become rich and famous, i'm going to buy you a gigantic palace for you and dad to live in.