you're stupid but i love you

Lance: Where were you?? No, wait, I don’t wanna know about it. I was waiting for you! Enchiladas ran cold!! You stupid douchebag, you’re sleeping in the lion tonight! And don’t give me that look!!  Is that I smell alcohol??? OMG Keith Kogane-McClain you’re in serious trouble, dude…

Keith: Lance please…

Lance: AND DON’T LANCE PLEASE ME

i was going to do something for my last follower milestone, and then i was going to do something for this most recent one – and i didn’t !! so i’m just going to take a second to say some nice things about some people who mean a lot to me – you guys !! honestly, i was so terrified to make a jack blog. i mainly roleplay with original characters after having a Bad Time with canon involving duplicates or fleeting muses. but jack has been such an – experience! and honestly, i’ve met. so many amazing people? i could tear up ( i am tearing up ) thinking about what amazing friends i’ve made here. i still have anxiety about being here and doubts about my jack and worries about things – but living in the moment right now, i’m so happy to have met you guys. it’s three a.m as i’m writing this ( and i’m going to queue it up !! ) but i just felt a lot of love for my friends who are hopefully tucked away in their beds safe and asleep. ( or at work. ) anyway – here it goes ! ( art cred. ) 

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Dear Future Wife...#657

Everything they say about love is true. At least for me, for us, all the cheesy things are true. I know. We’re those people now.

But a few years ago, when I started losing hope, when I started feeling stupid and pointless in my search for what is commonly referred to as “true love,” I started to try and make myself roll my eyes along with the rest of the world. It didn’t work. By some huge miracle, you found me. You said hi. You gave us a chance to see where this could lead.

And now we’re here. Love is real. I know because we have it. The kind of love that keeps you up past your bedtime just to FaceTime a little bit longer and makes you get up at dawn to pack their lunch. The kind of love that makes you go back for 2…3…6 more kisses before you leave for work. The kind of love that uses countdown apps to when you can see each other again. It’s the kind of love that doesn’t yell or manipulate. The kind of love that wraps you up in a warm hug and long kisses that linger on your lips and in your soul. The kind of love that feels like a hot tea cup and crackling fire keeping you toasty while it’s a raging snowstorm outside. The kind of love where a little kiss good night turns into wandering hands and pajama pants on the floor and a sleepy conversation about what color we want to paint our nonexistent future baby’s room before someone is snoring in the middle of the other’s sentence.

This is the kind of love that they’ve been telling you about for as long as you can remember. This is it.

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When I saw that beautiful password, this image has appeared before my eyes. Mr. Thomas, thank you so much. *shed a tear*.

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I dream of being a customer at some other retail place, seeing a fellow customer being ugly to a poor cashier, and then ripping into that customer with all the fury I’ve amassed as a cashier. After making them out to be the stupid ass they are, walking away with zero consequences. I am very bitter.

(PS. I love this blog.)

I remember falling in love with you.
It was so easy.

I remember hating you for leaving and wasting your time with someone new.
That was even easier.

Now, I’m trying to forget you and move on.
It’s never going to happen.. I’m afraid, I’m never going to forget how it felt to wrap my arms around you and bury my face in your chest while you rested your chin on my head.

I’m really sorry about it.

—  I want to make it easy for both of us
But I liked it when you used those stupid nicknames for me. You used them all the time to the point where I didn’t even like it. I wanted to be able to hear your voice saying my name. And now I’m all nostalgic that you stopped using them. It was like having a little inside joke. And it was just between us. And to be honest I like the idea of inside jokes and I also like the idea of us.
—  things I’m not brave enough to tell you

anonymous asked:

I'm very much looking forward to more Seraphina and Jack interactions. I love how you write Seraphina as a character. Children are difficult to write, and you do it very well :)

More Seraphina and Jack interactions are coming! Especially now that Jack is basically in Pitch’s personal living space. In fact Pitch and Eva will probably make an effort to include Jack in the things that they do (like family dinner, when they can, etc.) which means Jack sitting awkwardly at a table with Seraphina, Pitch, Anton, Eva and possibly Mihail.

Look I’m wriggling happily already thinking of all the ways that could be a total disaster lol.

omgliterallysokawaii  asked:

SO I JUST READ (PAST FORM OMG) BLOW ME LIKE YOU FRENCH HORN AND HOLY SHIT I JUST READ IT WHILE I WAS SUPPOSED TO MY MATHS HOMEWORK, MIND YOU. IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING I LOVE YOU I LOVE BTS I LOVE THIS WORLD NOW CAN YOU HEAR ME CRYING? I LOVE YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT AWKWARD CUTE POOR JIMIN AND SUGAR FILTHY RICH DADDY JUNGKOOK? DO IT? PLEASE? I LOVE YOU? (That last one wasn't a question, I do LOVE you.)

HELLO CUTIE BUN!!!!! ⁽(◍˃̵͈̑ᴗ˂̵͈̑)⁽

YOU ARE LITERALLY THE CUTEST EVER WHAT EVEN I’M SITTING HERE SWOONING CAN YOU NOT OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THESE KINDS OF COMPLIMENTS OK I’M SUPER LAME BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH I’M SO FLATTERED I– 

oh mY god you are just aSKING ME TO GET ON MY SOAPBOX bc i have so much to say about filthy rich glucose father!jeon jeongguk and his cutie pie sugar baby park jimin i JUST CANNOT 👏  fUCKING 👏  DEAL👏  

edit: i’ve just gone and realised i’ve written so much i’ve had to put it under the cut i’m so sorry you’re probably like the fuck i didn’t ask for this 

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For the first time in forever, I felt very photogenic! And since I was tagged in @ben-yatta’s face-reveal challenge a while back (sorry there for the wait) I said I might as well considering I actually passed a follower milestone! Over 200 of you guys follow my blog now? That’s insane. I hope I have entertained you all with my stupid posts. 

So there we go! My face!


I’m going to tag @noctarial @moozapan @maxaholic @bibliofilariidae @the-red-sorceress @toxicure @ultimatebadass-siren @dreamcastmercy @thekinkypixi @radonodera @darkelfslair @gottahida @xxkitsunecandyxx @imatimelordk @mrsrevolte . If you guys want to do it go ahead! :P

Sebastian's Sexual Pick Up Lines #2

Sebastian: Hey, young master. I got you a riddle.

Ciel: Okay then.

Sebastian: What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

Ciel: Uhhhh… Teeth? I don’t know… I don’t know… -frowns- What’s up with that stupid riddle anyways?!

Sebastian: -smirks- The answer is my zipper.

Ciel:

Sebastian: Sooooo?

Ciel: …. Sebastian, sometimes you’re just a pain in the arse…

Sebastian: Then how about adding some lubricants?! -laughs- Eh? Eh? -wink, wink- -nudge, nudge-

Ciel: -glares-

Sebastian: Oh come on! That was better than the old one!

Ciel: -still glaring-

Sebastian: -sighs- Fine! I’ll get back to work….