you're so white omg i can't

BTS Celebrating your Birthday.
  • Can you do a reaction or scenario where BTS congratulates you/ celebrates your birthday ;) ? Since it's my birthday today, I'd love to see what you come up with ! Love your blog <3 <3
  • ~You know what? I'll do both! I hope you enjoy!~
  • You: *walks in the room*
  • BTS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Y/N
  • You: Omg thank you so much
  • J-hope: Okay I want to give Y/N y present first *Goes behind the couch* *Pulls out cardboard angel wings* Lets spread hope together.
  • Jimin: Y/G can't even fly with those, man get the way. *Lifts up shirt* Feel~
  • You: *Feels*
  • Jimin: You're welcome.
  • Jungkook: I'm the golden maknae so I already have the beast gift *Hands you box*
  • You: *Opens the box* Jungkook....there's nothing but plain white shirts in here.
  • Jungkook: What more do you need?
  • Jin: You got me. I mean look at me.
  • Suga: I got you swag. *Hands you a piece of paper that says swag on it.*
  • Rapmonster: I got you wisdom becau-
  • BTS: Shut up Namjoon.
  • V: I got you a turtle. It has a bow. I think you should call him Mr.Whiskers
  • You: Thank you guys I love all my gifts but....the cake...
  • Jin: Shit I knew I forgot something.
  • Regina: Please tell me you found her.
  • Sidney: And which 'her' would that be?
  • Sidney: Snow White, Maid Marian... Emma Swan?
  • Sidney: It's so hard to keep track of-
  • Regina: OMG Sidney! Just quit it, okay?! God, you're so annoying... I already told you to delete my search history, you can't just keep using it against me.
  • Sidney: But-
  • Regina: Just stop talking and show me Emma Swan.
All of the White Kids at My School When They Come Back From Their 5 Month Study Abroad Trip in Jordan
  • White Kid: OMG I know everything about the middle east now. Let me tell you how it is.
  • White Kid: Did you know that there's actually other food in the middle east besides hummus?? Shocking right??
  • White Kid: omg I went to the desert and rode lots of camels. lol, so middle eastern.
  • White Kid: Oh you're Arab?? Let me tell YOU about the middle east
  • White Kid: OMG I just can't believe the way they treat Christians in Jordan. All Middle-easterners are just so intolerant
  • White Kid: Ever heard of the keffiyeh? It's soooo cool
  • White KId: *wears keffiyeh all day, everyday* *doesn't even know what the fuck it means*
  • White Kid: I know so much about middle eastern politics omg for real tho. Let me know if you wanna learn anything
  • White Kid: Palestinian-Israeli conflict? Omg I have so much to say!!! I know so much now!
  • White Kid: Hahaha, I can read more Arabic than you can!! LOL
  • Me: Shut the fuck up.
  • White person: LOL all these blacks think they're so important get off your high horses! No one cares if you're black, white , yellow, blue, orange if you're stupid and ignorant people will treat you that way! No one cares about your whining about racism anyone can be racist get over it! LOL dumb niggers!
  • *gets doxxed*
  • White people: OMG what's the point of trying to get this person fired from their job! It doesn't matter their opinions may be shitty you have no right to ruin their lives!
  • Black person: I can't stand white people
  • White people: Wow you racist piece of shit I hope you get Ebola!