you're so tiny and i love you

Fake Chats #151
  • Jimin: my hands are so small.
  • Jungkook: small and cute.
  • Jimin: I wish they were a little but bigger.
  • Taehyung: I don't.
  • Jimin: it makes holding onto stuff harder.
  • Hoseok: but they fit into our hands perfectly.
  • Jimin: they're like baby hands and I'm not a baby.
  • Yoongi: you're the best kind of baby, our baby.
  • Jimin: I don't like that it's so noticeable.
  • Namjoon: most people look at your mochi face anyway.
  • Jimin: it definitely doesn't help with my mochi vibe.
  • Seokjin: you don't like your mochi vibe? Everyone loves your mochi vibe.
  • Jimin: my hands...
  • Jungkook: are smol and we love them, so you should too.
  • Jimin: why do you get to be a giant baby and I have to be the tiny hyung?
  • Jungkook: because it's adorable, so just deal with it. See? Our hands fit so nicely. And your head can lean on my shoulder. It's nice.
  • Jimin: okay.
  • BTS:
  • Yoongi: I'm small too.
  • Hoseok: and you're adorable too.

anonymous asked:

you're my unproblematic fave artist ahhh it makes me so happy. if you're taking requests that aren't from the palette yet would you feel like doing smittenjolras?? he is a sweetheart ❤

I honestly didn’t know much about smittenjolras, so I searched a lil and my outcome was this: madly in love, confused and happy Enj

Hope you like it, I did it in my simplified style because it was more of a tiny strip than an actual drawing, sorry about that, I thought it would have been the best way to show his “smitteness”
Thank you for requesting!!! <3

61.

“Oh no puppy,” Clint says, rushed out like it’s all one word, and drops to his knees so sudden it’s like he’s been shot. It sends a bolt of cold sharp fear through Bucky’s belly too quick to react to before his brain processes the words, and he lets out a shaky breath before dropping to a crouch.

The dog’s tied up to a railing, and Bucky’s not sure how they found it a collar that small - it’s all eyes and trembles, and Clint’s careful hand dwarfs its tiny head as he gently rubs behind its ear.

“Hey puppy,” he says softly, “hey, look at you.”

Bucky never thought he had that thing, that human thing, that reaction to big eyes and fragility. He doesn’t remember if he ever - if it was burned out of him, or if it was the war, or whether he was just never wired that way - but there’s a definite kick in his stomach that’s all tied up with the tone of Clint’s voice. Like he can picture it, Clint crooning terrible country songs to a tiny someone who won’t sleep, can somehow picture himself part of the scenery there, and it’s a moment of impossibly beautiful terror.

“Hey pretty,” Clint says, and his hand is still stroking but his eyes are on Bucky, amused and gently teasing.

“Fuck I’m in love with you,” Bucky says, rushed out like it’s all one word, and the world sways enough that he drops onto his ass so sudden it’s like he’s been shot.

Scorpio's Opinion of the Signs
  • Aries: I like how passionate you are, but like could you maybe love me more? Or maybe like tell ME WHAT YOU FUCKING THINK it's annoying when you just shrug off important things.
  • Taurus: You're pretty okay, and when things are good, they're great. However, when things are bad they're fucking hell. Could you not hold a grudge for 3000000 years please?
  • Gemini: I mean, when we first started talking it was alright, but the second we became closer it was like "what are you and why don't you ever talk about anything even slightly important" You're funny tho
  • Cancer: I LOVE YOU, except for when you get really pissed off at tiny things. However, I really like how you know how to talk about things seriously and you can also be really sweet. You're so generous and caring.
  • Leo: Honestly, you're not all that too bad, until we start arguing. I only have problems with Leos who don't agree with me. When they don't, it's like world war 400 up in this bitch. But you're super funny, and I like your passion.
  • Virgo: Your attention to detail is appreciated, but I don't like the way you are stuck in your ways and can be stuck up. You're good for deep conversations and cuddles though.
  • Libra: As best friends, I love the shit out of you. As for a partner, you're way too flighty and change your mind too much and don't commit enough. I like how you see the good in everything.
  • Scorpio: I love other Scorpios, until we fight. An argument between two Scorpios will go on for literally years because neither one will give up. Sex between two Scorpios is hecka great though
  • Sagittarius: I like how unique you are. I like how much you like to put yourself out there and be seen, but sometimes it can be too much like narcissism and I don't like that. Also try to stop exaggerating.
  • Capricorn: Do you understand that ignoring people all the time is really annoying? Also stop trying to compete with me. I mean, besides that you're pretty good to talk to and you have a nice sense of humor.
  • Aquarius: I don't understand you, I don't understand why you don't feel things and that when you do you won't just say it, because talking about things helps so much. I like your mind though, I can have very intellectual conversations with you for hours.
  • Pisces: I adore you, until you're mad. Your look at the world is so dreamy and romantic, and I love that. I love how you can talk in depth about literally anything with me. I just don't like how you are such a demon when you're mad. It's like chill, you're a baby fish, you're not a swamp demon and you're not fooling anyone.
A Proposal Mishap
  • Nico(to Percy): *deep breath* You know how much I love you. I've had the pleasure of loving you for so long. You're the most amazing person I've ever met, and I will never, ever let you go. When I'm with you, I can't help but be happy. You are—
  • Will: *comes out from his hiding place with tears in his eyes* Nico, I didn't realize you still had such strong feelings for Percy.
  • Percy: *eyes widening* No, it's nothing like that—
  • Will: *hurt* I can't believe after all these years—
  • Nico: Will. I love you, and only you. Allow me to rephrase the words you just heard. *pulls out a tiny black box*
  • Will: *looks at Nico with a sparkle in his eyes*
  • Nico: Will, you know how much I love you. I've had the pleasure of loving you for so long. You're the most amazing person I've ever met, and I will never, ever let you go. When I'm with you, I can't help but be happy. You are my everything.
  • Percy: *smiles proudly*
  • Nico: *gets down on one knee* Will Solace, will you marry me?
  • Will: *pulls Nico into a kiss* Yes.
  • Percy: *fangirls excessively*

anonymous asked:

Congrats for completing the prompt request! Your writing is amazing. You're amazing. If you don't mind, what about LadyNoir with "things you said when you were crying"? (And I think the one who cried is Chat Noir.... just because) thank you ^_^

thank you anon, you’re so sweet! <3 and thank you for the prompt, i hope you like it! who doesn’t love a bit of superhero angst, right?

“I just… I can’t believe it,” Ladybug said, shaking her head as she took a deep breath, steadying herself against the wall of the alley they’d fled into. She pressed her hand against the rough bricks, tiny brown flecks crumbling beneath her fingertips as she leaned heavily on the wall for support. “Gabriel Agreste. Gabriel Agreste is Hawkmoth.”

Silence met her words, and Ladybug instantly knew something was wrong when Chat Noir didn’t respond. She turned around to face her partner, and her eyes widened in shock. 

“Chat!” Ladybug took a step towards her partner, who was shaking as he slid down against the wall she had just been leaning on. “Chat, what’s wrong?”

He said nothing; his only response was to press his head into his hands, elbows resting on his knees as he curled into himself. Ladybug threw herself down in front of him, eyes wide with panic as dry sobs began to slip through Chat Noir’s palms, his whole body trembling as the sobs wracked his frame.

“Chat?” Ladybug’s voice was gentle, tense, as she knelt by him, reaching forward to place a hand against Chat’s forearm. “Talk to me, please. Chat.”

Chat Noir still didn’t reply, his entire being consumed with the cause of his tears. Ladybug released his arm, and, after quickly checking that there was nobody else lurking in the alley, moved to sit by his side. When she’d re-positioned herself, Ladybug wrapped one arm around her friend, pulling him to her and resting her head on his shoulder. It felt like too small a gesture, but Ladybug didn’t know what else she could offer her partner.

It seemed to give Chat Noir some comfort, at least; he leaned into Ladybug’s embrace, and she rubbed the top of his arm in a soothing manner. Eventually, the shaking of his body stopped, and soon Chat Noir’s shoulders began to rise and fall as he took slow, deep breaths. 

He lifted his head out of his hands, turning his head to look at Ladybug. Concern lined her face, and she squeezed Chat tightly as she lifted her head to look at him. His eyes were bloodshot, visible even beneath the emerald colouring of his mask, and tears had leaked out of the tightly fitting mask to slide down his cheeks in thin rivers.

“Chat Noir?” Ladybug asked, the words filled with worry.

Chat Noir took a shaky breath, squeezing his eyes shut as if the next words physically hurt him.

“He’s my father,” he said, his voice thick and trembling. “Hawkmoth is my father.”

anonymous asked:

I love your blog :) I don't know if you're still doing them but if you are could you please do Hvitserk+ A, D and V? thank you so much I love your fics and I hope you're having as great of a day as I have when I read your Hvitserk or Ivar stuff aha :)

Masterlist

A = Aftercare
(What they’re like after sex)
Waving his slender fingers through her hair was addictive, like dipping his fingertips into cold water watching it ripple; Hvitserk knew it would steady her breathing, knew relaxation would wash over her as she curled her body against him, which he’d welcomed by draping an arm over her own, drawing tiny circles into her skin; he loved these short moments after, where she drifted into sleep and all things seemed to quiet around him. 

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
You remember the first time he did it, the way you squealed and all sound died around you, attention drawn, and Hvitserk smiling triumphantly; his hand would often wander like this when you walked together, down from your waist to your full bottom, but when Hvitserk let his middle finger glide down, dangerously close to your core and gave your ass a firm squeeze, preferably when people were engaged in talk with him, it drew a sound from you that Hvitserk insisted only he was able to coax from you. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Hvitserk moans start breathless, barely audible, but when you move your hips that way, they quickly deepen and his voice cracks around your name, until his pleasure rushes through his veins and is forcefully released with a hoarse growl.

*****
Oh my goodness, aren’t you the sweetest. Thank you for your request and that beautiful message. You made my day so much better. xx

  • ily: i love you
  • ilysm: i love you so much
  • dptmkotcithaobbitssfmcucuiosawtyspwacoassiyssrwyeabsidadwidas: Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull, and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles. See if you're still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding! Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
are you cute as hell?
  • aries rising: yes!!! your energy is magnetic, you're so adorably bubbly. i'd say yes to anything you ever suggested because your excitement is infectious. i love your hair.
  • taurus rising: yes!!! your smile is so sweet, you're just the sort of person i want to hug all day. i want to buy you so many presents & cuddle you all the time. i love your skin.
  • gemini rising: yes!!! it's just the cutest thing when you speak fast like you're so excited about something. your laugh is perfect & you just seem sooo cool. i love your hands.
  • cancer rising: yes!!! you're so kind & precious & expressive in like 1 million ways. you are literally too good and pure for this world omg, i want to hug you. i love your eyes.
  • leo rising: yes!!! when you're happy or excited it is honestly the most adorable thing. it's so difficult to take my eyes off you whatever you're doing. i love the way you move.
  • virgo rising: yes!!! omg you're so funny & sweet in so many different ways. you're the sort of person i ALWAYS want to hang out with no matter what. i love the way you dress.
  • libra rising: yes!!! how are you so kind to like everyone ever? i swear there is not a single person in the world you don't make so god damn happy. i love your cute tiny habits.
  • scorpio rising: yes!!! you're so quiet, it makes everyone want to know more, & your jokes are A++ bc we never expect them!! you have such class. i love the way you hold yourself.
  • sagittarius rising: yes!!! how do make everyone like you so easily??? honestly tell me your secrets, you're so funny & magnetic & just generally awesome. i love your laugh.
  • capricorn rising: yes!!! idk but i just wanna hug you & keep you safe, like, forever. i look up to you so much, plus you are sooo funny!! you rock. i love the way you walk.
  • aquarius rising: yes!!! omg your comments are always appreciated bc they're so dry & funny, and your dress sense is so quirky and cute, you're a pleasure. i love your voice.
  • pisces rising: yes!!! you're like the softest baby of light, can i wrap you up in tissue paper please??? you're so sweet & lovely & well meaning all the time. i love your smile.

anonymous asked:

Hi! I love your account SO MUCH, you're one of my favorite Tumblrs (even if I've only been following u for a week lmao) and I have a request! Could you pls do the RFA (main 5) playing Neko Atsume, and include their favorite cat?

Yoosung

  • aWWWWWW 
  • look at all the cats!!!
  • gets sad when he doesn’t see a certain cat for awhile
  • Fave cat: Guy Furry
  • I mean, look at the tiny chef hat!!! look at it MC!!!

Zen

  • no
  • delete that
  • sneezes on the screen 
  • who would buy this ???
  • Fave cat: none

Jaehee

  • is confused??
  • accidentally buys things all the time
  • what is the point again ?? to collect them all ?? 
  • “Is it suppose to be like that pokemon show?”
  • “No, Jaehee, that’s catch them all, not collect.”
  • Fave cat: Lady Meow-Meow

Jumin

  • he quit his job
  • all he does is take care of the cats
  • he renamed them all Elizabeth
  • you saw him crying once because his yard was empty
  • Fave cat: all

707

  • Seven spent all of your money on Neko Atsume
  • you have to work three jobs just to keep up with his spending
  • you haven’t eaten in two days 
  • someone please take his phone away from him
  • p l e a s e
  • Fave cat: Tubbs

anonymous asked:

Nooooo *dies because of feels* - seriously, that's so sad! you gotta make a book! then you'll get a MOVIE and then you're gonna give more people the FEELS! how about just one last hug of yami spirit for yugi? one more? PLEASE TAT

“I love you.”

  • Love interest: *dressed in a coat made out of the night sky, wears beautiful jewelry on his perfectly shaped faery ears, has somehow invented nail art just so he can have tiny diamonds on his nails, wears four billion rings on each of his fingers, his dark and long eyelashes sparkle like the stars themselves*
  • Protag: Lmao he's so fucking Extra™ what a loser

squirreltastic  asked:

Fun fact: Everytime I see Lego scarecrow I squeal so hard I wheeze he's just so cute I can't deal he is too much for me to handle JUST A TINY ITTY BITTY FEAR LORD IS H KY GDBJ????

How can you not? He’s literally the most adorable thing. I’m actually really happy he’s represented so much in the the Lego Universe. All the more Scarecrow to love!

There’s at least half a dozen variations of scarecrow minifigures, and that’s not even including the custom made ones that you can find on ebay and flickr. (seriously some people go all out on their mini figure designs, it’s super cool) I’ve even posted about several Scarecrow-themed Lego creations, I find the craft really interesting. :)

MPGIS starters
  • "Jesus Christ, is that a fucking gremlin?"
  • "Who the fuck are you?"
  • "Why don't you eat a roly-poly like you did in the goddamned third grade!?"
  • "You're the Iranians and I'm Ben Affleck, so Argo fuck yourself!"
  • "You are a member of this family, you poop with us!"
  • "Do you like making me look like a dickhole? Do you?"
  • "I hope you die, and when you die, I'm gonna go to your grave and eat a birthday cake all by myself."
  • "Wow. Your sister's like a tiny Hannibal Lecter."
  • "I'm coping. I'm celebrating. I'm copebrating. I'm celebroing. Call it what you will."
  • "Really? Is 'stressful situation' your new term for seeing a fully-clothed man?"
  • "Girls, girls! You're all treasures. Lovely, accidental treasures. Mistakes, but treasures!"
  • "I wouldn't so much say pregnant as much as carrying what I can only assume is the demon spawn of Satan inside your stomach."
  • "God, I wanna fucking murder you."
  • "We talked, you pooped. I thought we had a connection."
  • "I'm gonna have to move to another state! I'm gonna end up working at Fosters Freeze in fucking Higginsville!"
  • "Oh, I'm sorry, Brittnay. I didn't smell you there."
  • "I want. to poop here. whenever I want, for as long as I want."
  • "This is high school, not an episode of fucking Lizzie McGuire."
  • "THAT'S A FUCKING FRENCH WORD, YOU LITTLE BITCH!"
  • "Oh, oh yes! Oh dad, you were wrong! Oh my god!"
  • "Oh I don't know, I heard that you're going around, calling me A FUCKING LIAR!"
  • "I heard you farted in biology class and it smelled like your dad's dick."
  • "It means whatever the fuck you want it to mean."
Ugliness
  • Clawhauser: Hi, Madame Assistant Mayor!
  • Bellwether: What do you want?
  • Clawhauser: Listen, I need to ask you something?
  • Bellwether: What?
  • Clawhauser: How do I know if a guy likes me as more than a friend?
  • Bellwether: If he is smart, handsome, strong, and good at heart you mean?
  • Clawhauser: Yeah!
  • Bellwether: Well, if it's YOU I guarantee he doesn't, unless he's also blind to how grotesque you are.
  • Clawhauser: You... think I'm ugly?
  • Bellwether: As ugly as they come.
  • Clawhauser: [fights back tears and runs away]
  • Bellwether: Heehee.
  • [Bogo appears]
  • Bogo: Ahem. Do you need something?
  • Bellwether: Not right now, Chief Bogo.
  • Bogo: Why is it that every time I see you with Clawhauser you're telling him insensitive lies and making him cry!?
  • Bellwether: Because he's a predator and predators are mean and deserve to get their feelings hurt now and then.
  • Bogo: First of all, that is INCREDIBLY prejudiced. Secondly, even if we assume the premise is fact, Clawhauser has done nothing. Why not pick on Lionheart instead.
  • Bellwether: Because that's different. Lionheart might... he might...
  • Bogo: He might... retaliate?
  • Bellwether: Right.
  • Bogo: Bully. Coward.
  • Bellwether: What about you? You're a huge bull picking on a tiny ewe.
  • Bogo: I'm not picking on you I'm trying to protect my... friend.
  • Bellwether: Well if you want you can go tell Clawhauser that you're in love with him.
  • Bogo: But I... I never said that.
  • Bellwether: You said I told Clawhauser an 'insensitive lie' and let's be honest here we both knew he was talking about you.
  • Bogo: I only heard you say he was ugly.
  • Bellwether: You don't think he is?
  • Bogo: No, I think he's irresistibly adorable.
  • Bellwether: I rest my case.
  • Bogo: Oh yeah, so what if I am? At least I have the common decency to not treat a precious little angel like complete and utter crap just to stroke my own racist ego!
  • Bellwether: At least I'm not going gaga for a PREDATOR.
  • [Later]
  • Bogo: Clawhauser?
  • Clawhauser: Yes, Chief?
  • Bogo: You are not ugly even a little bit at all period. Bellwether is just a big jerk.
  • Clawhauser: Really? So does that mean a smart, handsome, strong guy who's good at heart may indeed like me as more than a friend?
  • Bogo: It is... definitely... possible.
  • [Clawhauser glomps Bogo causing the latter's face to heat up]
  • Bogo: ...Definitely, definitely... possible...

When I was about to leave the house today, I got this little package of Eren and Mikasa giveaway goodies and it totally made my day <3
Thank you so much @peachymess for this gift, I absolutely love it! And the tiny peachy candy made me laugh so much, you’re amazing.

PS: i think the post fucked up a bit and the package got torn and they somehow managed to stuff printer cartriges in there too, which is amusing.

anonymous asked:

You're one artist that i constantly am on the look out for! I love it so much, its so fluffy and soft and beautiful and ❤️ YOURE KIRIBAKU ART ALWAYS ENDS ME AND MAKES MY HEART EXPLODE LIKE MY GOSH its almost made me cry from its softness 😊

Thank you! As long as they’re happy tears I am happy to hear that haha~

Louis is Smol aka Harry's 'Little One'
  • Harry: Lou. Look how small you look in my arms! I practically had to scoop you up in that hug.
  • Louis: You're a filthy liar Harold.
  • Harry: Oh really? So why is everybody going crazy over the height difference again, huh?
  • Louis: They are not. You're lying. I'm 5'9! Bastards. I'M FOOKING 5'9!
  • Harry: Aw look at your little feet next to mine. You're just my baby, it's so obvious.
  • Louis: Shut your traitorous mouth right now before you find yourself short of one boyfriend.
  • Harry: "Short"...*giggle*...was that a pun?
  • Louis: That's it. You're sleeping on the couch.
  • Harry: Before or after you ask me to carry you to bed, little one?
  • Louis: Get out. I'm not in love with you. Taylor can have you.
  • Harry: Nope. She's not my type.
  • Louis: Yeah, yeah, I'm well aware of your fervent interest in cock.
  • Harry: Your cock. And no, I meant her height. I like 'em tiny and feisty...brunette, blue eyed little spitfires.
  • Louis: I'm sure Grindr would be happy to accommodate your 'needs.'
  • Harry: Nah. I have my eyes on one little spitfire in particular.
  • Louis: Maybe he's lost interest in you though?
  • Harry: I don't think so babe.
  • Louis: And why's that?
  • Harry: He's been secretly looking at rings for months now and he's going to ask my parents if he can marry me any day now.
  • Louis: You ruin everything.
  • Harry: Just so you know. When you do pop the question and we walk down that aisle and I make you mine forever, I will never let another soul tell me that you're anything but 5'9. Course I'll know the truth but I'm allowed to, I'm your husband.
  • Louis: Not yet cutie.
  • Harry: Better get your act together then Tomlinson.
  • Louis: I might just do that Styles.