you're so pretty i'm going to cry

sophiaiskindasad  asked:

I just saw your selfies and omg you're gorgeous???? Your hair is so pretty and you're just pretty in general and hgelakgheal I'm cryin

orizhzoihgpa i’m crying too thank you a lot!!!!

Originally posted by sonyeondan

Provoking with Destiel
  • {Incident #1}
  • Dean: Cass, just sit your pretty winged ass down.
  • Castiel: So you expect me to sit while you see why our child is crying?
  • Dean: Exactly.
  • Castiel: (gets up) Hell no.
  • {Incident #2}
  • Castiel: I'm going to go do the laundry.
  • Dean: (grabs basket) I got it!
  • Castiel: (snatches basket back) No, Dean, I got this.
  • {Incident #3}
  • Dean: Making dinner!
  • Castiel: Dean, I got this. (takes pans away)
  • Dean: Only if you're sure, Cas. (walks out whistling)
  • Sam: You know he's only provoking you, right?
  • Castiel: (turns and points knife at Sam) I'm going to murder your brother after I prepare his last meal.
My Coming Out Story
  • Me: Mom, I have something to tell you. It's pretty serious you may want to sit down.
  • Mom: Okay..
  • Me: This isn't easy for me to tell you and I've been meaning to tell you for a little while now..
  • Mom: *Starts crying*
  • Me: Why are you crying? You don't even know what I'm going to say.
  • Mom: BECAUSE I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE A GRANDMA!
  • Me: ...What?
  • Mom: You're going to tell me you knocked some chicky babe up! and i'm not ready to be a Grandma! HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID!
  • Me: Mom! I didn't get a girl pregnant! I'm trying to tell you that I'm Gay!
  • Mom: ...What? ...Well....OH THANK GOD!!!!!! *gives me a hug*
  • She was so relieved that she wasn't going to be a young grandma that she didn't even care I was gay.

anonymous asked:

You know what my favorite part of being trans is? Getting the whole, "hey you're too young to understand that stuff". I mean, yeah i know, I'm 12, i am very young. But I'm pretty sure when you're "daughter" has been crying to you for 4 years that "she" wishes "she" was a boy that "she" might know what she wants and you may have to put that into consideration.

I don’t think people really understand that gender is inherent. Like you can’t chose to not be trans or else people wouldn’t be trans. That’s so much money and effort and emotional exhaustion ya know? If you’ve felt like that for 4 years I really doubt it’s going to be a phase or something you grow out of… They should at least let you cut your hair and present as masculine, there’s literally no repercussions to that. I’m sorry you’re going though that. That totally sucks.

I studied her face. Her eyes widened. Almost defiantly, she said, ‘I know what I look like. I’m not pretty any more.’
'You never were,’ I told her. I shook my head at her.
The Fool gasped at my cruelty and Bee’s eyes went wide in shock.
'You were and are beautiful,’ I said. I freed a hand to touch her lumpy ear. 'Every scar a victory. I see you had many of them.’
— 

Robin Hobb - Assassin’s Fate

From Under The Cork Tree
  • Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued: Cameras + Sick riff + "We've got such good fashion sense" Ok Pete "I wore furry boots to see Obama" Wentz
  • Of All The Gin Joints In All The World: About insecurity in bed i think??? I can't tell because of Patrick "enunciating is for nerds and weenies" Stump.
  • Dance, Dance: KICK DRUM AND BASSLINE CALL 911 CAUSE I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP + joe trohman is lame
  • Sugar We're Going Down: I can't decide which song triggers the emo programming faster; this or Welcome to the Black Parade
  • Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner: I'm pretty sure this song is about being insecure about your relationship with someone but who knows. Thanks Patrick. + That one lyric everyone uses in Fob lyric edits
  • I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth: I'm not crying you're crying leave me alone
  • 7 Minutes In Heaven: This song goes so hard and I love it
  • Sophomore Slump or Comeback of The Year: the absolute emo-est
  • Champaign For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends: @joe trohman just fuck me u p
  • I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me: Pete Wentz's emo ass screaming + @andy hurley f cuk me u p
  • A Little Less 16 Candles, A Little More Touch Me: Sounds happy n stuff and is rly dancey but the lyrics are actually p sad
  • Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying: THIS has BEEN said SO MANY TIMES that i'm not sure if it MATTERS + Pete Wentz's emo poetry i DIG IT
  • Xo: This song is sad?? ?? ?????????? We don't talk about this song enough

friendlyforklift  asked:

Who's your fav Haikyuu!! character, I might draw you a thing because you're pretty awesome, friend 👈😄👈

WAAAAAAA! *panics and starts running in circle* Really? How much of a sweetheart are you, dear? *-* You think I’m awesome?! I wanna cry for the joy! Thank you a lot! And thank you for following me!

Well, choosing your favorite character in Haikyuu!! Is like choosing your favorite food: impossible. However, I’ll go with Oikawa Tooru: he’s the one who resembles me the most and for this I can’t stop loving him. After him, in case you don’t wanna or you’re not inspired, I pick Kuroo Tetsurou (probably my most suited match up).

Thank you a lot, even only for the thought!

Originally posted by jaidenelliot

BTS vs Zombies
  • Jungkook: Okay so here's the plan *Gets out a 50 page plan*
  • Rapmonster: Okay i'll follow your lead Jungkook *Knocks a bunch of cans over and makes a bunch of noise*
  • Zombies: *Starts moving around more*
  • Jungkook: Really, really though, G-dragon wouldn't of done that.
  • Jin: Just get us out of here i'm to pretty to die
  • Jungkook: That's what i'm trying to do. Hoseok can you stop crying for 1 goddamn minute.
  • J-hope: Trying *Sobbing*
  • V: *Starts poking zombie with a stick*
  • Jungkook: Stop it you're going to get yourself killed.
  • Spider: *Crawls on J-hope*
  • J-hope: *Screams*
  • Zombies: *Starts walking over to BTS*
  • J-hope: *Sobs louder*
  • Jungkook: So tired of your shit hyungs *Goes on zombie killing rampage*
  • Jin: *tears rolling down cheeks* He's all grown up now
  • Jimin: YOU GO BABE
  • Suga: *Sleeping*
my 3-year-old niece doesn't know sh*t about hp except the characters' names and watching her play with my legos is so painful
  • dobby: harry! harry! come back! someone is going to catch you!
  • harry: yes yes! i'm here, dob-dob!
  • dobby: right now! come right now! it's dangerous!
  • harry: but i need to study with my friends ron and hernie
  • dobby: but it's time to go now harry!
  • harry: are we friends dobby?
  • dobby: yes! would you want to come play at my home sometimes?
  • harry: yes, you are really nice and i like your wings
  • dobby: they're ears
  • harry: you're pretty anyway
Blank Space, Clexa Version
  • Clarke: [can't find lexa in partying drunk war camp] *this requires drastic measures, gotta risk it*
  • Clarke: [cups hands as megaphone] SAW YOU THERE AND I THOUGHT, OH MY GOD -
  • Lexa: [sings back from a distance] LOOK AT THAT FACE, YOU CAME DOWN FROM OUTER SPACE
  • Clarke: *phew, only one line* [looks to general area] there she -
  • Lexa: [sings as getting closer] LOVE'S A WEAKNESS, BUT I'LL PLAY - AY
  • Clarke: oh no
  • Lexa: NEW ALLIANCE, GUN AND KNIFE
  • I CAN READ YOU LIKE WAR STRATEGY
  • AIN'T IT FUNNY WORLD'S COLLIDE
  • AND I KNOW YOU HEARD ABOUT ME
  • SO HEY, LET'S BE FRIENDS
  • I'M DYING TO SEE, HOW THIS WAR ENDS
  • GRAB YOUR CROWN, AND MY HAND
  • WE COULD MAKE THE MOUNTAIN FALL BY THE WEEKEND
  • Clarke: okay you're improving...
  • Lexa: SO IT'S GONNA BE FOREVER
  • OR THE WORLD'S GOING DOWN IN FLAMES
  • LET'S NEVER BE OVER
  • THE END WOULD BE TOO MUCH PAIN
  • GOT A SHORT LIST OF DEAD LOVERS
  • Clark: [mutters] okay, that's a bit insensitive but -
  • Lexa: BUT YOU AREN'T THE SAME
  • Clarke: aw
  • Lexa: CAUSE YOU KNOW I LOVE YOUR SPIRIT
  • AND YOU LOVE THE CLAIM
  • CAUSE WE'RE YOUNG AND THIS IS WEAKNESS
  • WE'LL TAKE THIS WAY TOO FAR
  • IT'LL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS
  • BEING WITH HEDA
  • Clarke: cocky, much?
  • Lexa: SHORT LIST OF DEAD LOVERS
  • BUT YOU AREN'T THE SAME
  • CAUSE I GOT A BLANK SPACE BABY
  • AND I'LL WRITE YOUR NAME
  • Clarke: okay, you're clearly drunk, and this is sweet and all -
  • Lexa: CHERRY LIPS, CRYSTAL SKIES
  • I COULD SHOW YOU INCREDIBLE THINGS [winks]
  • STOLEN KISSES, PRETTY LIES
  • YOU'RE THE PRISA BABY I'M YOUR QUEEN
  • FIND OUT WHAT YOU WANT
  • BE THAT GIRL FOR FOREVER LONG
  • BUT THE WAR IS YET TO COME - OME
  • OH NO
  • SCREAMING, CRYING, PERFECT STORMS
  • YOU COULD MAKE ALL THE TABLES TURN
  • ACID GAS, BLOW THE HORNS
  • KEEP YOU WORRYING LIKE
  • Clarke: oh my god...
  • Lexa: [smiles] CAN'T YOU TRUST ME? I GET DRUNK ON CONSPIRACY
  • BUT YOU COME BACK EACH TIME YOU LEAVE
  • CAUSE DARLING MAYBE LIFE'S MORE THAN JUST SURVIVING
  • Clarke: mm the original line might have worked bet -
  • Lexa: SO IT'S GONNA BE FOREVER
  • OR THE WORLD'S GOING DOWN IN FLAMES
  • LET'S NEVER BE OVER
  • THE END WOULD BE TOO MUCH PAIN
  • GOT A SHORT LIST OF DEAD LOVERS
  • BUT YOU AREN'T THE SAME
  • CAUSE I LOVE YOUR SPIRIT
  • AND YOU LOVE THE CLAIM
  • CAUSE WE'RE YOUNG AND THIS IS WEAKNESS
  • WE'LL TAKE THIS WAY TOO FAR
  • IT'LL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS
  • BEING WITH HEDA
  • SHORT LIST OF DEAD LOVERS
  • BUT YOU AREN'T THE SAME
  • CAUSE I GOT A BLANK SPACE BABY
  • AND I'LL WRITE YOUR NAME
  • Clarke: finally, the bridge...
  • Lexa: WAR IS ONLY WAR IF IT'S TORTURE
  • DON'T SAY I DIDN'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA
  • WAR IS ONLY WAR IF IT'S TORTURE
  • DON'T SAY I DIDN'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA
  • Clarke: okay only you could work a lesson into this.
  • Lexa: SO IT'S GONNA BE FOREVER
  • OR THE WORLD'S GOING DOWN IN FLAMES
  • LET'S NEVER BE OVER
  • THE END WOULD BE TOO MUCH PAIN
  • GOT A SHORT LIST OF DEAD LOVERS
  • BUT YOU AREN'T THE SAME
  • CAUSE I LOVE YOUR SPIRIT
  • AND YOU LOVE THE CLAIM
  • CAUSE WE'RE YOUNG AND THIS IS WEAKNESS
  • WE'LL TAKE THIS WAY TOO FAR
  • IT'LL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS
  • BEING WITH HEDA
  • SHORT LIST OF DEAD LOVERS
  • BUT YOU AREN'T THE SAME
  • CAUSE I GOT A BLANK SPACE BABY
  • AND AI HOD YU IN
  • Clarke: ... I should have known not to bring Taylor Swift music into this.
  • Lexa: [just smiles with heart-eyes]
  • Clarke: I'm letting this go only because you said i love you at the end, you dork.

There’s certain kinds of alone. There’s physically alone. Nobody’s in sight. There’s emotionally alone. Nobody can relate to your feelings. And then there’s the kind of alone that is in your soul. The kind that feels like you’re looking through glass. The kind where your head is dead silent, but screaming at the same time. The kind where you want so bad to punch a middle finger in the air and cuss out everyone you’ve ever hated, but instead you sit quietly while acid boils through your veins. The kind where it physically hurts your chest and you can’t see straight and your muscles stop working and your heart races and stops altogether at the same time and nothing in this goddamn body can function fucking properly and your head hurts and your eyes water and all you want to do is cry your fucking brains out but you’re just so sick of crying all the damn time. You are just so tired of crying all the damn time. You are so tired of nobody knowing you cry all the damn time. That’s the kind of alone that can make you go crazy.

Ask Meme - F•R•I•E•N•D•S version #2
  • "Yeah? Well you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal."
  • "Watch. Learn. And don't eat my cookie."
  • "I'm really looking forward to you and I having sexual intercourse."
  • "You know, if I had 5,000 dollars, I'd join a gym. You know, build up my upper body strength, then hit him from behind with a big stick."
  • "Did you ever run so fast you thought your legs were going to fall off? You know, like when you were running towards the swings, or running away from Satan."
  • "Let's get something out in the open. You're hot. I'm loveable. Obviously there's a connection between us."
  • "What is with everybody? It's Thanksgiving not...Truth Day!"
  • "What's not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Beef? Good."
  • "That's a lot of information to get in thirty seconds."
  • "I am not blah! I am a hoot!"
  • "I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!"
  • "Should I use my invisibility for good or for evil?"
  • "When you put a 'd' on the end of fine, you're not fine."
  • "Are you saying that you don't wanna get. with. this.?"
  • "Yeah... I don't think you should say that even when you're healthy..."
  • "We got some vapor rub in some places..."
  • "Aw, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest."
  • "You realize what you are, don't you?...You're his bitch."
  • "I'm gonna go over there and kick his ass! ... Will you help me?"
  • "It was working until you showed up, you big tree."
  • "You gotta let me nap! I'm gonna get cranky."
  • "Clearly I did not start drinking enough at the start of the meal."
  • "Does anybody know me?!"
  • "Not that big a deal? There...there was touching of things."
  • "I'm not yelling at you. I'm just yelling near you."
  • "Oh my God, I'm my father. I've been trying so hard not to be my mother I didn't see this coming."
  • "He's so pretty I wanna cry."
  • "I could just spread him on a cracker."
  • "You can balloon up or you can shrink down, and I will still love you."
  • "They're needy. They're jumpy. And you can't tell what they're thinking and that scares me a little bit."
  • "What was I thinking at dinner? 'Do you want soup or salad?' Both. Always order both!"
  • "Okay, for the last time. It's not named after each individual man."
  • "This is not like learning to ride a horse. This is like learning to...grow a turtleneck!"
SVT as things I've heard ppl in my high school say
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>S. Coups:</b> All of you are children, okay? I am a father taking care of you whiny little bit-I'm sorry. Oh my God don't cry, I-I didn't mean it.<p/><b>Jeonghan:</b> What is so wrong about a dude having long hair? Fight me lets go! Right now! <p/><b>Joshua:</b> If I could smack you with this guitar right now I would. But I need to graduate with a clean record...so you're lucky bitch.<p/><b>Jun:</b> Its hard when you're this pretty, like everyone just loves you...it's scary.<p/><b>Hoshi:</b> Ima dance all over your ass if you don't start walking faster. I AM GOING TO BE LATE.<p/><b>Wonwoo:</b> I'm pretty relatable like if you had to describe me in one word the word would be 'Tumblr'.<p/><b>Woozi:</b> Holy shiet I just want to leave this school.<p/><b>DK:</b> I am thick? Girls like thick guys right?!<p/><b>Mingyu:</b> When is lunch? They change the fucking schedule every single year. If this bell doesn't ring ima'bout to ask everyone in this room for food.<p/><b>The 8:</b> Can you stop? Like you're just-no.<p/><b>Seungkwan:</b> I can sing higher than Mariah Carey bitch. What can you do?<p/><b>Vernon:</b> Can I just get up and leave? The school is so disorganized anyways. They wont know I left.<p/><b>Dino:</b> Chill man...I wish I had broads in Atlanta.<p/></p><p/></p><p/><b></b><p/><b></b> My school literally has no chill, especially since it has a self directed program😂😂😂 lmao but most of the time its pretty lit but some ppl just lose their minds and say stuff like this.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

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I was going to sleep but. No. It’s No.6 Children’s Day and Shion’s birthday so I decided to screw it and wreck my eyes and my sleep schedule and at least doodle something. A happy dream for Shion aka that AU where nobody dies, No.6 is a normal city, Mao Massacre never happened and they grew up together.

Nezumi stomped his lil foot one day and stated that he’s fed up with babysitting his little sister and he wants to be the princess for once. They play some undiscovered version of Cinderella where the prince (played by Shion) kidnaps Cinderella (Nezumi obviously) from her house for science, only to be chased by very loud Fairy Dogmother (starring Inukashi), know-it-all Stepmother (Safu) and two actually pretty cute Stepsisters (Nezumi’s sister and the mouse). At the end of the day they go to Karan’s bakery. Covered in mud, grass and blood, but very happy and ready for muffins.

And so it wouldn’t be all flowers and sunshine, have a song. It’s a very Shion song, I think. Yes, I drew this while listening to it.

  • Jesse: So as a former Tony winner, I feel like I need to give you some pointers about what you're going to say when you get up there.
  • Rachel: I'm not going to win.
  • Jesse: Yes, you are. You are going to win.
  • Rachel: Okay...
  • Jesse: Okay, so when you get up there, stand up straight, you fake humility, you cry only once when you talk about your dads, and you give all the credit to your incredibly talented director.
  • Rachel: He's pretty amazing. Some might say he has the best taste in women.
  • Jesse: Here we are. Okay.
  • Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, announcing Best Actress in a Musical, please welcome Broadway's Andrew Rannells.
  • Andrew: The nominees for Best Actress in a Musical are: Maggie Smith in Miss Jean Brodie's Second Prime, Willow Smith in Cabaret, Anne Hathaway in her one-woman show Anne!, and Rachel Berry in Jane Austen Sings. And the Tony goes to... Rachel Berry in Jane Austen Sings!
  • Rachel: Thank you. Oh my gosh, I want to thank my amazing husband and director Jesse and I want to thank my two dads for all of those singing and dancing lessons. Okay, I want to thank Carmen Tibideaux at NYADA for giving me a second chance at my degree and to all my friends at McKinley High. But I want to dedicate this award to the person who is responsible for getting me on this stage tonight and that is Mr. Will Schuester. Mr. Schue always taught to my strengths and not my weaknesses and he cheered the loudest when I soared and he picked me up when I was in a million pieces. He taught me the one great thing that all teachers do, and there are so many of them out there, and that is being a part of something special does not make you special, something is special because you are a part of it. Mr. Schue, I love you so much. And to all of the boys and girls out there, I just want to say quickly before I walk off the stage that dreams really do come true, so thank you.
All My Quincies Ep. 626
  • Ichigo: So why'd you join up with us?
  • Grimmjow: Who's joining up with you, b-baka?! *mutters* If that hairy guy destroys Hueco Mundo, I'd have nowhere to kill you, that's all.
  • Ichigo: *blushes* Grimmjow! Not in front of my friends, God!
  • Riruka: Wtf am I watching
  • MEANWHILE:
  • Quincy Bishie: Alright guys, I've just seen his majesty, and let me tell you, he's pretty freaking gross right now. So I'm going to need you to be nothing but supportive, alright? You know he's fragile.
  • Uryuu: Geez, how bad is it?
  • Yhwach: *googly-eyed* Hi guys!
  • Quincies: *collective cry of shock and disgust*
  • Yhwach: What's wrong??
  • Quincy Bishie: *wipes face with hand* Nothing, your majesty, you're beautiful.