you're so flexible

  • "Bite me"
  • "Do you have a condom?"
  • "No! Stop it!"
  • "Please stop"
  • "Get off me"
  • "I want you"
  • "Please fuck me"
  • "You're so flexible"
  • "I'm incredibly flexible"
  • "Touch me"
  • "Kiss me"
  • "You should wear leather more often"
  • "Lick me"
  • "Is it recording?"
  • "Spank me"
  • "Sounds like someone needs a spanking"
  • "You're so hot"
  • "Stop teasing"
  • "That tickles!"
  • "I've always loved a uniform"
  • "I want to watch"
  • "You're not allowed to touch"
  • "You're so tight"
  • "No one's ever made me cum like that before"
  • "Strip"
  • "I'm a virgin"
  • "You're mine"
  • "Do I need to punish you?"
  • "On your knees"

Hello my wonderful fellow barduilings!

So I have an idea and I kind of want to gauge interest and the tag has been quite actively the last couple of days so I decided now was the time.

I want to organise a Barduil Round Robin.

A round robin is when we each write a chapter and then pass it on to the next writer. So, I would decide (or indeed consult with any participants) on a theme and we would work out a writer order and just go for it!

It would be very chill because I do not approve of stressful things, you would have plenty of time to do your bit I would make absolutely sure of it, and if you don’t manage it, or your life goes cray for a while that’s okay, you just pass it onto the next person and it can come back to you at a better time.

The end result though guys.

Have you thought about the end result?

Because the way I see it, if enough people get involved, then what we’re going to end up with it this:

A barduil fic written by the barduil fandom.

And idk about you guys but that idea just tickles me.

Do not worry if you’re not confident in your writing or as experienced as others or indeed have never written barduil before, after all, what better environment than being surrounded by other writers on a collaborative project to hone your writing?

After all, we’re the barduil fandom, we support each other ;)

But you don’t just need to be a writer to get involved!

If you’re a beta, great! You can help make the whole fic sound uniform with your mad beta-ing skills! If you’re an artist, sweet! You are more than welcome to ask to see the fic so far and art-ify a scene! 

In fact whatever you do if you wanna get involved just let me know and I will find a way.

So right now I’m just trying to work out whether or not any of you are actually interested in this idea, so if you are, let me know, you’re not tying yourself down for anything right now, just trying to see if this is a viable idea ^.^

Please reblog and spread the word and make sure to let me know if you are interested! I’m unfortunately not psychic and don’t know unless you actively come and tell me you want in, or even if you just have questions, fire them at me :D

Hopefully I will hear from you soon <3

tanekore  asked:

DILF Squad reporting! Pining Levi has a praise kink & it's becoming exceedingly hard to keep himself under control, especially when Eren is so full of compliments. "Good job on that test Levi, Izzy said you pulled a B+", "Nice job on dinner Levi, those wings were delicious", "Great job at the competition today Levi, those backflips were amazing", "You're so flexible Levi this old man is jealous", "You clean up good Levi; always said you were handsome". Eren thinks Levi's blush is adorbs too...

I FEEL THIS ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL