you're so dumb like what even

anonymous asked:

ily = i love yuuri

Headcanon that Victor isn’t very up-to-date with English texting lingo, and that at some point he asks someone what “ily” means and he mistakenly hears them say “I love Yuuri” instead of “I love you.” Internally, he’s like ‘ahhh that makes sense’ because, yes, everyone in Saint Petersburg loves Yuuri. It makes sense that Mila and Sara would text each other “I love Yuuri.”

So he starts texting Yuuri “ily” and Yuuri starts saying it back. Victor finds this slightly odd but also very endearing because!!! Yes!!! Yuuri loves Yuuri!!! One day they’re talking and Victor makes a note about this and Yuuri has to explain it to him and…. And Victor is shook……

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It’s been a long while since I made art for these, but @fyeahretsupurae is having a Shadow of Destiny stream tonight! So I decided to draw our favorite idiot hero Eike and favorite homunculus… Homunculus! Hope it’s a fun time for all!

No but ok, you are trying to run away from Shinra.. So going to Midgar is probably not the best idea.

But I can forgive that. 

Big place, easy to blend in and disappear, maybe no one will expect you to be stupid enough to actually go there (unless they know you). But like how do you wanna actually get in there? It has a wall around it, and you can only go in from gates that are being monitored somehow and require some identity key.. Like Cloud and the gang had to freaking parachute into it one time when security was high. 

Like are you gonna throw Cloud over the wall? Do you plan to let the truck driver sneak you in? Does he know you’re actually fugitives and not really SOLDIER? Cuz you’re there just yapping about your SOLDIER retirement plans, you obviously don’t care if he thinks you’re with Shinra or not.. 

But ok, I can forgive that aswell. 

Cross the bridge when you get there. Bribed the driver somehow.. I get it.

How the hell do you plan on contacting Aerith knowing the Turks are watching her and will probably be expecting you just like they did in Gongaga? What, you gonna kill them all? Just let Shinra know you’re in Midgar? Try talking to Tseng? He didn’t help you back in Nibelheim when Hojo was shoving you and Cloud into a tube, why would you think he’d help you now? As far as you’re concerned he’s just trying to eliminate you. What makes you think they won’t even try using Aerith against you and somehow put her in danger? And if you trust them that much not to harm you why not just ask for their help before?

But ok I can forgive that aswell. 

You really want to see her, you’re not thinking straight. You’ll probably realize it’s not gonna be an easy task later and think of a plan. Maybe you just want to kidnap her somehow I dunno..

But..

you CAN FUCKING SEE OR HEAR THERE ARE HELICOPTERS FLYING ABOVE YOU. YOU KNOW THEY ARE LOOKING FOR YOU. AND YOU ARE IN AN OPEN TRUCK CASUALLY WALKING AROUND AND DOING SQUATS LIKE YOU’RE ON SOME FUCKING ROAD TRIP. SHOULD HAVE JUST WAVED AT THE PILOTS TO SAY “HI” WHILE AT IT. 

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ZACK?? 

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU MAKE YOURSELF VISIBLE LIKE THAT TRYING TO SNEAK INTO MIDGAR? ARE YOU REALLY SURPRISED THEY AMBUSHED YOU?? FOR GODS SAKE LOSE THE SOLDIER UNIFORM! WEAR A HAT AND A FAKE BEARD! PUT CLOUD IN A DRESS AND PRETEND HE’S YOUR WIFE. TRUST ME IT WORKS. OR I DUNNO HIDE IN SOME POTATO BAGS! WORKS AS A GOOD DISGUISE FOR CLOUD ASWELL. BUT JUST FREAKIN DO SOMETHING SO THAT NO ONE WILL SPOT OR RECOGNIZE YOU SO FAST. . LIKE CMON YOU COULDN’T HAVE THOUGHT OF A BETTER PLAN THAN JUST FUCKING PARADING INTO MIDGAR WAVING YOUR HANDS AND SCREAMING “HERE I AM! SHOOT ME!” ??

Zack dying is just natural selection really.