you're so dumb honestly

The signs at the beach
  • Aries: but like... do we have to go? I don't think I can handle going out twice in one day
  • Taurus: as long as we bring a picnic or something I'm keen
  • Gemini: *swims... fuckkk it's cold... imma tough it out tho... yeah nah it's too cold.
  • Cancer: *pretends they know how to swim well but gets in over their head... literally, haha
  • Leo: guyssss be careful k? You're all so dumb honestly
  • Virgo: I'll save you!! *jumping in the water and showing off their amazing skills
  • Libra: cmon guys you're so slow, come enjoy the water
  • Scorpio: *stripping down to their bikini immediately... so... where are the boys?
  • Sagittarius: are you telling me I can't wear my sneakers in the sand? Watch me...
  • Capricorn: where are the paddle boards at tho?
  • Aquarius: *being extra in the water
  • Pisces: GUYS COME IN THE WATER!! *doesn't leave the water for like 2 hours straight

Yeah so I decided a long time ago I wasn’t going to associate with people who view non monogamy as inherently better than monogamy
I just didn’t think I’d run into such pretentiousness here.

if schools are gonna claim that they don’t perpetuate bullying they have to stop letting teachers get away with projecting their blatant bigotry onto kids and validating their intolerence because i’m tired of teachers claiming they’re “”anti-bullying”” one minute and making hateful comments the next

No but ok, you are trying to run away from Shinra.. So going to Midgar is probably not the best idea.

But I can forgive that. 

Big place, easy to blend in and disappear, maybe no one will expect you to be stupid enough to actually go there (unless they know you). But like how do you wanna actually get in there? It has a wall around it, and you can only go in from gates that are being monitored somehow and require some identity key.. Like Cloud and the gang had to freaking parachute into it one time when security was high. 

Like are you gonna throw Cloud over the wall? Do you plan to let the truck driver sneak you in? Does he know you’re actually fugitives and not really SOLDIER? Cuz you’re there just yapping about your SOLDIER retirement plans, you obviously don’t care if he thinks you’re with Shinra or not.. 

But ok, I can forgive that aswell. 

Cross the bridge when you get there. Bribed the driver somehow.. I get it.

How the hell do you plan on contacting Aerith knowing the Turks are watching her and will probably be expecting you just like they did in Gongaga? What, you gonna kill them all? Just let Shinra know you’re in Midgar? Try talking to Tseng? He didn’t help you back in Nibelheim when Hojo was shoving you and Cloud into a tube, why would you think he’d help you now? As far as you’re concerned he’s just trying to eliminate you. What makes you think they won’t even try using Aerith against you and somehow put her in danger? And if you trust them that much not to harm you why not just ask for their help before?

But ok I can forgive that aswell. 

You really want to see her, you’re not thinking straight. You’ll probably realize it’s not gonna be an easy task later and think of a plan. Maybe you just want to kidnap her somehow I dunno..

But..

you CAN FUCKING SEE OR HEAR THERE ARE HELICOPTERS FLYING ABOVE YOU. YOU KNOW THEY ARE LOOKING FOR YOU. AND YOU ARE IN AN OPEN TRUCK CASUALLY WALKING AROUND AND DOING SQUATS LIKE YOU’RE ON SOME FUCKING ROAD TRIP. SHOULD HAVE JUST WAVED AT THE PILOTS TO SAY “HI” WHILE AT IT. 

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ZACK?? 

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU MAKE YOURSELF VISIBLE LIKE THAT TRYING TO SNEAK INTO MIDGAR? ARE YOU REALLY SURPRISED THEY AMBUSHED YOU?? FOR GODS SAKE LOSE THE SOLDIER UNIFORM! WEAR A HAT AND A FAKE BEARD! PUT CLOUD IN A DRESS AND PRETEND HE’S YOUR WIFE. TRUST ME IT WORKS. OR I DUNNO HIDE IN SOME POTATO BAGS! WORKS AS A GOOD DISGUISE FOR CLOUD ASWELL. BUT JUST FREAKIN DO SOMETHING SO THAT NO ONE WILL SPOT OR RECOGNIZE YOU SO FAST. . LIKE CMON YOU COULDN’T HAVE THOUGHT OF A BETTER PLAN THAN JUST FUCKING PARADING INTO MIDGAR WAVING YOUR HANDS AND SCREAMING “HERE I AM! SHOOT ME!” ??

Zack dying is just natural selection really.

AU where Hydra doesn’t exist and Skye covers the bus in photos from their days off 。◕‿◕。

  • Woman: I am so in love with my guy friend, but he doesn't feel the same way. It's really depressing...
  • Society: Oh boohoo. Get over it. You're being so over dramatic. There are plenty of fish in the sea!!
  • Man: I am so in love with this girl who's my friend but she doesn't feel the same way about me. I was so good to her, why can't she see that?
  • Society: Wow she sounds like a heartless harpy! You don't deserve to be in the friend zone! You're so great and she's a dumb bitch.
  • POC: I honestly don't feel safe because the police seem to deliberately prey on people like me. I'm stopped and searched on no grounds, I'm treated brutally, and I'm--
  • Society: Yeah, yeah. Y'all always pull the race card. We live in a post racial society, okay?
  • White person: Oh my god I was called a cracker and people on the Internet make discriminatory jokes against my ENTIRE RACE.
  • Society: REVERSE RACISM IS REAL AND VERY MUCH ALIVE.