I love all your headcanons, they're so cute! (Chubby bby Johan is so cute, I bet he was such an adorable kid :3) Any headcanons with Johan and the other kids at school? (Especially when he was younger) And thank you so much for answering everyone's asks, that's so sweet!
Ah! You’re too sweet. The asks were great, everyone was a great sport about the whole thing. It was my pleasure!
Young Johan w/ Classmates HC:
-Johan took homemade bagged lunch to school which was often a really funky looking salad
-needless to say none of the kids did any lunch swapping with him
-since he wore his sister’s old clothes the ones that weren’t so gender neutral made him prime targets for being picked on
-in second grade they had to go around the room and talk about Thanksgiving, Johan went into vivid and gory detail about what really happened between the pilgrims and the native Americans. Every kid in class cried.
-his first crush was in kindergarten with a girl named Candace, she had light up shoes
-afterschool kids were playing with their furbies, Johan tried to join in the fun by bringing what he thought was a “furby” really it was a living, breathing badger
-after the 80% of the school was convinced Johan has rabies
-he’s bitten a bully once; parents had him tested for rabies