you're so cute and i hate you for it

Touch my muse! Touching is a quiet way of conveying your feelings, so tell me how you feel with your touch!
  • Top of head: Sibling affection/parental affection
  • Hair: Yearning
  • Ear: "I want you to hear me out."
  • Nose: "You're so cute."
  • Cheek: "I want to tell you I love you."/Deep affection/Devotion
  • Neck: Dislike/Hate/Disdain
  • Shoulder: Worry/Concern for other/Fear
  • Waist: Possessiveness/"You are mine."
  • Over the heart: "I love you."
  • Butt: Sexual attractiveness/lust
  • Hip: Interest
  • Back: Wanting to kill/will betray you one day
  • Stomach: Fun!/Silliness/"Wanna go cause some trouble?"
  • Forearm: Indifference/Don't particularly care for
  • Biceps: Aggravation/Irritation/"You are an idiot."
  • Fingers: Friendship/amicable
  • Wrist: Fear of losing you
  • Knee: "Don't worry, I'm here for you."
  • Chin: Beauty/attractiveness
  • Thigh: Sympathy/empathy
  • Calves: "I will cause you pain."
  • Feet: "I will serve you forever."/Deep devotion and and feelings of servitude/extreme fealty
Daily thoughts the signs have
  • Aries: Lol do they want to fight??
  • Taurus: This would be so much more fun if I was in bed
  • Gemini: Maybe I should've done that differently
  • Cancer: wait maybe they hate me
  • Leo: This motherfucker
  • Virgo: Umm teacher you're teaching this lesson wrong what the fuck dO YOU WANT US TO FAIL??
  • Libra: Aww they are so cute wtf
  • Scorpio: You're not funny stfu
  • Sagittarius: I'm so funny why aren't I popular
  • Capricorn: How can someone be so stupid??
  • Aquarius: I'm hot and gay and believe in aliens. No wonder everyone loves me.
  • Pisces: The only reason I'm here is because my parents forced me to be.

“Heaven is a place on earth with you…”

  • Marco: I still don't like you, Tom.
  • Tom: I still don't like you too, Marco.
  • Marco: I especially don't like you when you fall asleep on me and I'm forced to hold you and stroke your hair to make sure you have good dreams.
  • Tom: Well I especially don't like you when you scratch behind my ears and give me kisses.
  • Tom (clearly lying): Um... the purring you hear when you do that is bad purring. I purr and nuzzle when I'm distressed.
  • Marco (standing up): Well I especially don't like YOU when you nuzzle me and you're so warm and cute I just HAVE to give you kisses! It's the worst!
  • Tom (looking angry): Well I especially don't like you when!.... when... um...
  • Tom (grabs Marco and kissed him): What was I talking about?
  • Marco: I hate it when you kiss me.
  • Tom (giggling): I don't.
  • Marco (kisses him again): Yeah... me neither.

You only get so many second chances
Don’t waste a second second guessing
Not everything’s always your fault
Life’s not always simple
You don’t have to hate yourself.

dark starter sentences
  • some yandere, some angst, some rivalry, but no happy stuff on this list
  • "You actually thought i cared about you?"
  • "I wonder how loudly i can make you scream in agony?"
  • "You're a monster!"
  • "It would be a shame if i had to damage that pretty face of yours."
  • "You're all mine now."
  • "How could you do this to me!?"
  • "I trusted you!"
  • "Is that supposed to scare me?"
  • "Put the knife down."
  • "You're scaring me..."
  • "You look so sexy when you're all bloodied and bruised like that~"
  • "I wonder how many volts it would take to kill you?"
  • "Why are you pointing that gun at me?"
  • "Let me go!"
  • "You're so cute when you struggle like that~"
  • "Your blood smells wonderful."
  • "Who did this to you?"
  • "You're in my way."
  • "I thought you were dead!"
  • "Help me!"
  • "Long live the king."
  • "What did they do to you?"
  • "What have you done?"
  • "Maybe i should carve a pretty picture in your flesh?"
  • "Don't worry, I won't do anything fatal, I just need some information."
  • "I don't care what you do to me, I'll never tell you!"
  • "Stop it, your hurting me!"
  • "They'll kill you!"
  • "I hate you."
  • "The only reason I chained you up is to show you how much I love you!"
  • "If you keep struggling like that I'll have to punish you~"
Fake Chats #178
  • Hoseok: what's up, Jiminnie?
  • Jimin: nothing.
  • Yoongi: you look a little put out.
  • Jimin: I was with Namjoon-hyung.
  • Yoongi: and he broke something?
  • Jimin: and Jin-hyung.
  • Hoseok: and he told bad jokes?
  • Jimin: I was with Namjoon-hyung and Jin-hyung.
  • Yoongi: and?
  • Jimin: and yeah, Jin-hyung told a bad joke and Namjoon-hyung broke something.
  • Hoseok: and?
  • Jimin: and then Namjin happened.
  • Yoongi: ah, I understand.
  • Hoseok: hold up, Namjin are pretty cute.
  • Yoongi: from a distance.
  • Jimin: a very long distance.
  • Yoongi: preferably from behind a phone screen.
  • Jimin: I mean, I laughed.
  • Yoongi: you always laugh.
  • Hoseok: v you gotta admit, his jokes are kinda funny in a pitiful sort of way.
  • Yoongi: I don't have to admit anything because no, they're not.
  • Jimin: anyway, it was like I was their awkward teenage son stuck in the middle of a family discussion about something I had no interest in and so I kinda ran away.
  • Hoseok: wow. That's uh, that's terrible.
  • Yoongi: sorry you felt so awkward. I feel awkward when I'm third-wheeling them too.
  • Hoseok: yeah, they can be a little much. And they're so oblivious, too.
  • Jimin:
  • Yoonseok: what?
  • Jungkook: why are you interrupting my game to face plant on my bed?
  • Jimin: the parents keep being cute and awkward and it's annoying! Both sets!
  • Jungkok: huh.
  • Jimin: don't you hate when you're all of a sudden the kid?
  • Jungkook: I'm the youngest. I'm ALWAYS the kid.
  • Jimin: you are the kid.
  • Jungkook:
  • Jimin: I'm just gonna keep quiet and cuddle your knees, okay?
  • Jungkook: okay.
BTS as things my friends have said (part 3)
  • Seokjin: That was literally not even all that funny yet there are tears streaming down my face and I don't think I can stop laughing
  • Yoongi: I'd go but I don't want to so I'm... Im not going
  • Hoseok: I can't be the only person who really feels like singing at 6:00 in the morning
  • Namjoon: It's not that I hate your cat it's more like, I think I'm going through a clumsy phase right now and I don't want to somehow kill it
  • Taehyung: *sings 'If you're happy and you know it' in heavy metal, opera, country and hip hop versions*
  • Jimin: I can't do the whole social interactions thing so I'm planning to just fill the silences with sexy stares and cute laughs
  • Jungkook: This is gonna seem like such a coincidence but I can do literally everything else but that
  • naruto: sasuke really pisses me off
  • kiba: yeah, he's the worst
  • naruto: I hate his hair
  • kiba: it looks like a duck's ass
  • naruto: and his stupid sexy smirk
  • kiba: I know- wait, what?
  • naruto: plus his butt is, like, ridiculously perfect, what the hell is up with that
  • kiba: um, naruto
  • naruto: also he has the most beautiful face I've ever seen, he kind of looks like a girl
  • kiba: ...
  • naruto: of course, if he was a girl, he'd be so cute I'd probably fall in love with him or something, which sucks
  • kiba: dude, hate to break it to you, but I think you're in love with him now
  • naruto: shut up kiba that's not funny
  • kiba: I wasn't kidding
  • naruto: ...
  • naruto: please don't tell sakura
infinite members as neighbors
  • Sungkyu: loud ass singing everyday, repeatedly singing one song, you go to bang on the door but when he opens it, you have no choice to just sigh and say hi (bc he too cute). i heard his fridge is dirty af.
  • Dongwoo: loud jumping and skipping noises,can't tell if the laughing is him or the TV but it is 99% him. really kind. leaves happy quotes and snacks at your door.
  • Woohyun: is he flir- .....???? really nice. apparently a good cook. why does he make hearts so often????smiles to die for. yes.
  • Howon: sarcasm levels up everytime you say hi. nice(?), always hear beats jamming when you pass by. you're really sure he hates you but then he's really nice to you so the mystery goes on
  • Sungyeol: cute, funny, tol, knows how to make you smile on a bad day, has a new hobby every time you see him. also plz turn down tv.
  • Myungsoo: quiet. too quiet? half the time you wonder if he still lives there and then you hear a dorky ass laugh. really sweet dude. has a cat. be friends with him for the cat. he's also 100% cute. crush-worthy.
  • Sungjong: walks out to get the mail 100% fashion ready and you look like a homeless person. Sweet. very kind and friendly. only leaves out lemon candy for Halloween?????
"It's because..."
  • Taehyung [singing]: What should we do with the drunken Kookie? what should we do with the drunken Kookie? What should we do with the drunken Kookie, early in the morning?
  • Jin [screaming]: Why the hell is Jungkook drunken?
  • Taehyung: Oh, it's because he drunk the whole after show party.
  • Jin [still screaming]: Why?
  • Taehyung: Oh, it's because Jimin wasn't there.
  • Jungkook [runs into Jin and hang on]: ....
  • Jin: Gosh, Jungkook!
  • Jungkook [babbles]: I don't know where Jiminie-Hyung was. But he wasn't with me. And there was this freaky blue drink, and it tasted good....
  • Jin: Why wasn't Jimin at the after show party?
  • Taehyung: Oh, it's because Jiminie was in my room.
  • Jin [holding Jungkook]: And now?
  • Taehyung: He's still in my room.
  • Jungkook: I'll kill you!
  • Jin: And WHY is Jimin in your room?
  • Taehyung: Oh, its because Jiminie is drunk too.
  • Jin [screaming]: Why?
  • Jungkook: Not so loud~.
  • Taehyung: Oh, it's because Jungkook has talked of nothing as his "sunbaenim".
  • Jin: For gods sake...
  • Jimin [stramble out of Taehyungs room]: Tae~ everything is turning~.
  • Jungkook: You left me alone on the after show party, you...you...
  • Jimin [babbles]: I don't care! You talked the whole time just of "sunbaenim". I don't wanted puke on Tae's lap.
  • Jungkook: What's wrong with Justin Bieber sunbanim?
  • Jimin: Go and live happily with him! I'm sure he will cuddle you, comfort you, protect you of the other hyungs and stroke your neck if you want it. Like me!
  • Jungkook: Jiminie-Hyung~
  • Jimin: Go away, i wanna sleep with Tae. Or with this cute thing from yesterday?
  • Jin: What a cute thing?
  • Jimin: I don't remember if it was a girl or a boy. I don't care, it was cute.
  • Jungkook [screaming and babbles at the same time]: What the fuck? Sleep with me you little mochi asshole!
  • Jimin: I want soft things.
  • Taehyung: It's because i'm soft, because i haven't a abs.
  • Jimin [pokes at Taes belly]: Liar~
  • Jin: Jimin, sleep with Jungkook in your room.
  • Jimin: No.
  • Jin: Why?
  • Taehyung: It's-
  • Jin: Don't say "it's because..."
  • Jimin: It's because Jungkook is drunk. And i hate drunk people.
  • Jungkook: Jiminie-Hyung~
  • Jimin: I know, you're so sorry. Go to sleep. I'll punsh you later.
  • Me, sees a cute baby: aw I love babies, they're so cute!
  • Person next to me: yeah, you think that until they start crying
  • Me: thanks negative nancy, but did I ask for your input?? ?

You only get so many second chances
Don’t waste a second second guessing
Not everything’s always your fault
Life’s not always simple
You don’t have to hate yourself.

For the love of all that’s good and pure in this godforsaken world, do not think about sherlock and john slow dancing in the middle of their living room, barefoot, in the golden late afternoon light, with “the way you look tonight” playing in the background.  Do not dare think about Sherlock singing softly in John’s ear “you’re lovely, with your smile so warm and your cheeks so soft, there is nothing for me but to love you..”, and John replying with the next few lines “And that laugh that wrinkles your nose, it touches my foolish heart..”  And above all else do not imagine sherlock dipping john and whispering against his neck “cause I love you, just the way you look tonight”, punctuating every word with brief, cute, feathery kisses while john chuckles giddy and light-headed from the overwhelming exhilaration of their love ❤️

You only get so many second chances
Don’t waste a second second guessing
Not everything’s always your fault
Life’s not always simple
You don’t have to hate yourself.

anonymous asked:

Can I get McCree with an s/o who is very clearly sick but insists on doing all their usual stuff and attempt to act like they are not sick, probably making their sickness worse. (Because that is me everytime I am sick, also I love you're writing!)

This is so cute!! I’m sorry it took so long for me to get done tho!! Also thank you!!

McCree:

“Come on darlin,” he pleaded “just go lay down.” He was desperate. You were so obviously sick, and yet you were trying to act fine.

“Why would I go lay down?” You said sniffing as you poured Advil into your hand.

“Because you’re sick.” He said firmly grabbing your wrist as you tossed back three Advil

You knew you were sick of course, but you didn’t want to be. You hated being sick so you figured if you pretended you were fine and lived off of Advil until you felt better everything would be fine.

“Jesse I’m fine.” You said fighting back a sneeze, trying to make your case “besides I don’t have time to be sick. There’s so much to do!” You motioned to the filthy kitchen

“I can do the cleanin darlin, just admit you’re sick and get some rest. Please.” He begged but you only shook you’re head

“Never in a million-” you started but that’s when the sneeze you had been holding back resurfaced with a vengeance jerking you forward making you head throb even worse. You let out a groan in your weakened state

“You were sayin?” Jesse said with a victorious look on his face.

“Fine. I might be a little sick.” You admitted

He smirked and moved toward you swooping you up into his arms bridal style and carrying you to your shared bedroom.

“Let’s get you in bed.”

canadiangold  asked:

tbh I don't know which fandoms you're in besides RWBY... how about Kill la Kill?

THANK YOUUU!! i’m actually in the middle of watching it! that’s another anime i need to finish omg

Favourite Female: Ryuko

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Favourite Male: Gamagoori

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3 Other Favourite Characters:
Satsuki, Nonon, Uzu


3 OTPs:
Ryumako is SO CUTE  

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also Satsunon! :D

Notp: don’t have one!


Funniest character: Mako 

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Prettiest character:  Nonon Jakuzure *-*

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Most Annoying Character: Mako’s dad and brother lol


Most badass character: Satsuki!

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Character I’d like as my BFF: Mako!! she’s so cute


Female Character I’d Marry:
Mako or Nonon! 

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Male Character I’d Marry: Uzu

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Character I hate/dislike/least like: 
Ragyo 

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