you're so beautiful i can not stand you

fight-me-boi  asked:

Poisonous plants with pretty flowers? For my story I'm having a nerdish inventor type character flirting with an heir to a crime empire the inventor is kinda saying you're beautiful but deadly

Hi, Fight-me-boi. What is probably the most poisonous tree in the world is the manchineel tree. But I’m not going to recommend your character use it. For a few reasons a)I can’t find pictures of its flowers to be able to say it’s beautiful and b) it’s so dangerous that standing under one in the rain can give you blisters and inhaling the smoke of one burning can make you go blind. If you search for images of them, there are signs posted on them to warn people to stay away because of how dangerous.

I started with that because you weren’t completely clear on how poisonous you wanted the plant to be. Going off of the “beautiful but deadly” I’m going to try to stick with plants that can kill humans. 

My favorite flower is Lily-of-the-Valley. But even though it looks so dainty, the plant contains 38 different cardiac glycosides. All parts of the plant are toxic.

Hemlock is a classic poison, but there are actually two famously poisonous hemlock plants. Poison hemlock is poisonous if eaten and will numb the extremities with the numbness creeping in until the lungs are paralyzed. Water hemlock, which is considered the most poisonous plant in North America, causes violent, painful convulsions and cramps.

Aconite, aka wolfsbane, aka monkshood, aka devil’s helmet, is another traditional poison. It was used by shepherds to poison arrows shot at wolves that would prey on the flocks and the poison ultimately works by respiratory failure.

Larkspur is related to Arconite and is similarly dangerous. Brief contacts with stems and leaves can irritate the skin and ingestion will lead to respiratory paralysis, and thus death.

Oleander is quite pretty and very toxic. The entire plant, including nectar, is poisonous. It’s said that as little as 100g  is enough to kill a full-grown horse.

Yellow Jessamine has similar alkaloids to strychnine which makes it quite poisonous, even to honeybees gathering its nectar.

There are many many more poisonous plants that fit these criteria. Too many to show in one post.  Some of them are:

Foxglove
Golden Chain
Mother of Millions
Windflower
English Broom
White Snakeroot
Angel’s Trumpet
Autumn Crocus
Suicide Tree
Deadly Nightshade
Mountain Laurel
Calla Lily
Laburnum
Bloodroot
Adenium obesum

I hope this helps.

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Disclaimer


http://webecoist.momtastic.com/2009/10/26/gorgeous-but-deadly-13-unassuming-poisonous-plants/

https://health-conditions.knoji.com/top-23-world-deadliest-and-poisonous-flowers/

https://home.bt.com/lifestyle/house-home/gardening/poisonous-plants-7-of-the-worlds-most-deadly-flowers-11363929380548

http://listverse.com/2014/05/22/10-beautiful-flowers-that-kill-in-horrifying-ways/

http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/beautiful-but-deadly-10-flowers-that-can-actually-kill-you/

https://www.planetdeadly.com/nature/most-poisonous-plants

I think you’ve reminded me of who I’m supposed to be. You’ve become the role model I never realized I wanted. Because us girls? We have to work a little harder. And you’ve made it clear that I was born to be someone who can stand on my two feet. You’ve shown me that I don’t need boyish praise or showers of affection to know my worth. And I don’t want it. This is the point in our lives where we work on ourselves. And you and me? We are going to be so beautifully fantastic.
—  @itsfangirlalex; Because we’re amazing.

anonymous asked:

It's your wedding day. You're standing at the altar with your very loving and romantically compatible partner. They are looking at you and the love in their eyes is so intense that it might just transcend their psyche and become a tangible, physical thing. "Adam Middlename Rosner, you are the most handsome, beautiful man I've ever met," they say. Awestruck by their honesty and the impact of such words from your soulmate, you reply in the only way you know how: "Sounds fake, but okay. :/"

close, but i would respond, “uh, can you cite your sources? show me a peer reviewed MLA bibliography with annotated citations, 12 times new roman, single spaced, and well see about that.“

yikes, I so hope prince harry and meghan markle get married so all you racist misogynists can really get mad but watch her try to give a fuck as she’s standing on the balcony of buckingham palace. 

The Outsiders Prompts Part ll

a/n: please give cred if you use ty! also requests are open

1. “I wrote you something”

2. “Do you think we’ll ever see each other again?”

3. “You’re so different from everyone else”

4. “If this was the last time you’d see me, what would you say?”

5. “You’re such a cliché”

6. “I know who you are”

7. “I think I just fell for you”

8. “Bite me”

9. “Keep talking like that”

10. “I think about you, like all the time”

11. “You’re blushing so hard!”

12. “What are you doing to me, baby?”

13. “I think we should run right about now”

14. “How are you so blind of my feelings for you!”

15. “You’re scaring me”

16. “You’re my every waking moment”

17. “Hm? Sorry”

18. “What do you want with me?”

19. “You can’t throw me away like a piece of trash”

20. “You disappeared for a while”

21. “I’m unforgettable babe”

22. “I’m walking away now!”

23. “Try to stop me”

24. “I’m rubbing off on you”

25. “Don’t go yet”

26. “You’re the reason I toss and turn at night”

27. “When I look at you it takes the air from my lungs”

28. “I fucked up. I fell for you. I fell for you so hard”

29. “Catch me if you can”

30. “And when you tell me you’re less than perfect it makes me want to shake you and tell you how amazing you truly are”

31. “That’s when time stood still”

32. “You have to do this”

33. “But you’re my dream”

34. “You can keep it if you want”

35. “I've never stopped. I'll never stop”

36. “You know you can use the door”

37. “It’s raining. Let’s go”

38. “Call me once you get there. Just in case”

39. “It’s been a while”

40. “Look up”

41. “Beautiful is an understatement”

42. “Fuck it. Just do it”

43. “I can’t breathe”

44. “You don’t know me”

45. “Take my ring”

46. “What does it look like i’m doing?”

47. “Fuck I love your voice”

48. “Shut up! It’s starting”

49. “Tell me what happened”

50. “God dammit! What the hell were you thinking?”

51. "I don't want to be alone anymore"

52. "I, I just see you standing there so unaware of your beauty. And-And I know I can't have you"

53. "You don't lose me that easily"

54. "It's my choice alright!

55. "I know i'm not good enough"

56. "I never wanted this to happen to you"

57. "You really got me going now"

58. "I had a dream about you"

59. "I thought you wouldn't show"

60. "I like it when you sleep with me. Nothing can hurt you as long as you're here with me"

61. "I did this to you. It's all my fault"

62. "I'm sorry. I happened to you"

63. "Just listen to this for a minute"

64. "Do you trust me?"

65. "It happened. It was amazing. I don't just want to forget about it"

66. "Get off of me!" 

67. "If you so much as look, breathe, think about her so help me god i'll kill you"

68. "Close your eyes"

69. "I'm not gonna hurt you. No ones gonna hurt you"

70. "Don't say that. Please don't say that"

71. "She's the type of person people write songs about"

72. "Let's runaway. Let's just go. Right now. Come with me"

73. "I'm tired of being afraid"

74. "There's smoke in my lungs. There's flowers in yours"

75. "I can see right through you"

76. "Friends, right?"

77. "I want to give you the world. I want to give you everything. But I can't"

78. "Take this. For protection"

79. "Hey now"

80. "Can I cut in?"

81. "Watch this"

82. "I can see the fire in your eyes" "I can see the universe in yours"

83. "I think you're gonna fuck up my entire life"

84. "Stay completely still. Don't move"

85."My dearest Y/N,-"

86. "Come back to me"

87. "You're breaking"

88. "We really loved each other, didn't we?"

89. "What's a pretty little thing like you doing in a place like this?"

90. "Should I stay or should I go?"

91. "You'll wake the neighbors!"

92. "I'm so truly, madly, deeply in love with you"

93. "I'm not leaving you"

94. "I can't see you like this"

95. "Your hands are all greasy!"

96. "You burnt them!"

97. "It seems too good to be true"

98. "Break my heart"

99. "That always turns me on"

100. "-And when the Sun swallows the only earth we have. I'll still be there next to you" 

send in requests!

How fictional men flirt
  • Luke Cage: Wanna get some coffee?
  • Steve Rogers: *same as Luke because apparently, coffee is the universal term for getting it on*
  • Leo Fitz: *compares sex to a black hole and says that she's more beautiful than a robot*
  • pre-Daredevil Matt Murdock: You're bored, I'm bored, let's go have some irresponsible fun.
  • post-Daredevil Matt Murdock: Let's just stand here in the rain and get you super wet so I can get a look at you. That came out wrong.
  • Mike Wheeler: *super awkward* You wanna go to the Snow Ball with me?
  • Jonathan Byers: LET'S GO MONSTER HUNTING BECAUSE MY BROTHER IS MISSING!
  • Jim Hopper: You were right. You were right all along. *insert what that problem was here*
  • King Ezekiel: *casually shows up at your place with his pet tiger and a pomegranate*
  • Rick Grimes: Here's some breath mints because we ran out of toothpaste.
  • Anakin Skywalker: I hate sand, it gets everywhere.
  • Robb Stark: Girl, I'd break my vows and ruin the war effort for you.
  • Jon Snow: Girl, I'd break my vows and turn away from the Night's Watch for you (jk, crows before hoes)
  • (EDIT!)
  • FN-2187/Finn: *panics* DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
  • Kylo Ren: GO ON A DATE WITH ME *smashes furniture*
  • Carl Grimes: Hey girl, wanna read some comics with me?
Charlie’s last letter
I don't know if I will have the time to write anymore letters
Because I might be too busy trying to participate.
So if this does end up being the last letter,
I just want you to know that I was in a bad place before I started high school
And you helped me.

Even if you didn't know what I was talking about
Or know someone who's gone through it.
You made me not feel alone.

Because I know there are people who say all these things don't happen.
And there are people who forget what it's like to be sixteen when they turn seventeen.
And know these will all be stories someday
And our pictures will become old photographs
And we'll all become somebody's mom or dad.
But right now these moments are not stories.

This is happening.
I am here and I am looking at her
And she is so beautiful.
I can see it.
This one moment when you know you're not a sad story,
You are alive.
And you stand up and see the lights on buildings
And everything that makes you wonder,
When you were listening to that song
On that drive with the people you love most in this world.

And in this moment, I swear, we are infinite.

anonymous asked:

sans marries a pun like, at the altar papyrus and undyne both are sans best man and sans is standing next to a beautiful human woman in her wedding dress all happy and stuff but she has no human head and instead is actually just the word PUN for a head. everyone at the wedding is in shock like "HE MARRIED A PUN!!!!!!!!!!!!" and you can hear muffled screaming of people outside.....i'm sorry for bothering you it's just that i couldn't sleep today due to major headaches and a bit feverish

this was so silly i had to doodle it out kjgfdnk

Howl's Moving Castle (2004 Film) : Sentence Starters
  • "I feel terrible, like there's a weight on my chest."
  • "Lets run!"
  • "Don't fight them, _______."
  • "Sorry, I've had enough of running away, _______."
  • "Now I've got something I want to protect. It's you."
  • "A heart's a heavy burden."
  • "I know I can be of help to you, even though I'm not pretty and all I'm good at is cleaning."
  • "Well, the nice thing about being old is you've got nothing much to lose."
  • "You, you sabotaged me!"
  • "What a pretty color."
  • "You completely ruined my magic potions in the bathroom!"
  • "Wow, _______, your hair looks just like starlight."
  • "Yeah, but no-one really believes that."
  • "Come on, it's not that bad."
  • "They say that the best blaze burns brightest, when circumstances are at their worst."
  • "I see not point in living if I can't be beautiful."
  • "I specifically ordered you not to get carried away!"
  • "I'm a scary and powerful fire demon!"
  • "There you are sweetheart, sorry I'm late."
  • "To me, it looked like the two of you were just leaving."
  • "I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't torment my friend."
  • "You're being so obedient."
  • "(S)he bullied me!"
  • "I'm your new cleaning lady."
  • "I can't stand the fire and gunpowder."
  • "I saw him/her do this once before when a girl/guy dumped him/her!"
  • "I'm just setting things up so all of you can live a comfortable life, _______."
  • "I have this weird feeling you're going to leave."
  • "I wonder what _______ disguised himself as?"
  • "After the war, they won't recall they ever were human."
  • "Those dopey guys have absolutely no manners."
  • "Here's another curse for you - may all your bacon burn."
  • "Knowing you'd be there gave me the courage to show up."
  • "It looks like your true love is in love with someone else!"
  • "It was a pleasure meeting you, even if you are my least favorite vegetable!"
  • "When I think of castles, it's not what I picture."
  • "When you're old, all you want to do is stare at the scenery."
  • "I've never felt so peaceful before."
  • "Seems everyone in this family's got problems."
  • "It's all so familiar yet I know I've never been here before."
  • "And while you're at it, make hot water for my bath."
  • "The mark maybe gone but the spell is still there."
  • "Don't worry, I'll follow behind you in disguise."
  • "I'm so sorry but that would be confidential information."
  • "Someone just told me you floated down into our balcony!"
  • "You shouldn't keep flying around like that."
  • "No one else does any work around here."
  • "I'm fatter than ever and yet the wind blows right through me!"
  • "Sorry, it looks like you're involved."
  • "_______ only does that to beautiful girls/guys."
  • "You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman."
AU where everyone is actually a good friend to Morgana
  • Gwen: hey Morgana, I can tell you're really going through something, but remember I'm your friend and I'm here for you. I'll love you no matter what. You can trust me.
  • Arthur: hey Morgana, you know I'll protect you from Uther and stand beside you. You're my family and I'm here for you.
  • Gaius: hey Morgana, I believe you. Your nightmares are actually visions, but don't be afraid. We're going to help you through this.
  • Merlin: hey Morgana, magic is a beautiful thing. It's a part of both of us. There's no reason to be afraid. Let me help you.
Lazytown songs sentence starters
  • 1. "Smiling makes my face hurt and happiness is vile."
  • 2. "It's a piece of cake to make a pretty cake."
  • 3. "You gotta do the cooking by the book."
  • 4. "We are number one!"
  • 5. "I'm the master of disguise."
  • 6. "They want me to give up the only life I've ever had."
  • 7. "You are a pirate."
  • 8. "Flick on the light, there's nothing there."
  • 9. "It all belongs to me. Everything that I see."
  • 10. "True, I can't deny, I'm just a gizmo guy/girl."
  • 11. "Being ready isn't good. In fact, it's just creepy."
  • 12. "We're having a great time!"
  • 13. "'Cause I can see the future when I look into my crystal ball."
  • 14. "Tell me all your wishes. I make dreams come true."
  • 15. "I'm the greatest genie in all eternity."
  • 16. "Have you never played ball?"
  • 17. "There's no use in crying. You gotta keep trying."
  • 18. "You have to believe there's always a way."
  • 19. "It's so easy to deceive you with my sneaky little tricks."
  • 20. "Wake up. Wake up! It's a great big beautiful day."
  • 21. "Make a plan, follow through."
  • 22. "Stand up straight, focus on the goal."
  • 23: "Anything can happen."
  • 24. "This is my kingdom, and this is my crown."
  • 25. "You're gonna have fun, just wait and see."
You're the One that I Want

Pairing: Newt Scamander X Reader

Requested: Yes

Anon: maybe an imagine where the reader is insecure and it’s newt and her wedding day. But she’s like crying and freaking out so her queenie goes to find newt to reassure her that he loves her. Cause she thinks like he can do better? Super fluffy? Love your blog!

A/N: Sorry this took so long, but it’s finally here!

*****

You gaze at your reflection in a full-length mirror with a light pink border that was decorated with beautiful intertwining vines and leaves. But it was nothing compared to what you were wearing.
You stand in a full-length silk, white wedding gown that was embedded with tiny crystal white sequins.
The dress had thin lace sleeves and a beautiful skirt that was decorated with intricate swirls and designs. It was absolutely gorgeous and you had only Tina and Queenie to thank for creating it.

You do a little, unenthusiastic twirl and sigh as the dress billows around you. No matter how amazing the dress was you couldn’t stop the nagging feeling that you weren’t good enough to wear something so beautiful, the same way you thought that you didn’t deserve a guy like Newt, your fiancé.

You both loved each other dearly and the day he asked you to marry him was the happiest day of your life. You supported each other, you comforted each other, you loved each other.
But it was hard, especially with the constant women pestering Newt whenever you went out into public, women that were more attractive than you, women that had a better job, a better life.

*****

“Please miss, I’m in a relationship!” Newt says exasperated for what seemed like the one-hundredth time.

The woman flirting with him darts her eyes to you and you fight back the urge to punch her in the face.
You were out on a date with Newt at a cafe when this well-dressed woman barged into your conversations, constantly ordering a refill of butterbeer for Newt and flirting with him as though you were invisible.

She ignored his statement and kissed him on the cheek. His face goes red immediately as he gently tried to push her away. That was it, you had to react.

“Leave him alone, he clearly doesn’t want anything to do with you.” you mumble, your voice trembling as you looked at her directly in the eye.

She glares back at you, her stare overpowering yours. You look away, your confidence and your voice failing you.

“Feel threatened darling?” she asks. “Are you doubting your position in this relationship? Do you think he’ll leave you for someone better?”

She laughs and you flush a dark shade of red, fighting hard to keep the tears from falling.

“That’s enough. Come on (Y/N), we’re leaving.” Newt said harshly, grabbing your hand and pulling you up from your seat.

That night, Newt held you as fell asleep, rocking you gently and reassuring you that you were the only he saw and loved. But those experiences made you feel worse and worse each time, despite everything he’d say.

*****

You felt threatened and insecure, even though Newt would turn them down a countless number of times. He would always remind you that you were the only one for him, and you believed him but it wasn’t enough…

And here you were now, on the day of your wedding, preparing to be married to the love of your life and you just couldn’t bring yourself to walk down that aisle, where everyone would see you and judge you…you felt like breaking under the pressure.

“Are you okay (Y/N)?” a very familiar voice says, breaking your train of negative thoughts.

You turn your head slightly to see Queenie standing beside you, looking worried. You didn’t even notice when she had arrived and how long she had been watching you staring at your reflection. A reflection you weren’t proud of. How was it that Newt fell in love with this?

“Honey, stop.” Queenie scolds you and you blush, turning away so that you couldn’t see her anymore, although you felt her reassuring presence. “Don’t think that way, none of that is true.”

You feel hot tears starting to stream down your face and you blink, sending them further down your cheeks. You didn’t even realize that you had started crying.

“I don’t deserve him… Why me?” you whisper.

She doesn’t reply and you look to see that she was gone, left without another word. You knew it, she probably thought that you were annoying, that you didn’t deserve someone like him and just pretended to feel sympathy for you and that-

“(Y/N)?” Newt calls, emerging from behind your dresser curtain.

“Are you alright? Queenie said that you wanted to talk before…the wedding.” he says the last part quietly, starting to smile, however it slowly fades as he sees your face.

You look at him and start to release a stronger stream of tears when you saw him. He was dressed in a beautiful black wedding suit that fit his curves perfectly. He hadn’t gelled his hair; his red-brown curls were resting on his forehead like a glowing halo, looking soft and natural. He looked dashing, ravishing, exquisite, the definition of beauty, perfection.
And then there was you, crying pathetically in your dress that you didn’t feel confident in, makeup slowly starting to run down with your never ending river of tears and your glass high heels discarded somewhere into a corner. You were a mess and felt like complete trash. Why couldn’t you be like him?

“Please, (Y/N), stop.” he says, reading your open feelings that you have expressed for too long. “You are the only one I want, the only one that I will ever love.”

He slowly approaches you and wraps you in a tight hug, lowering the both of you to the ground so he was cradling you in his arms. You desperately try to cease your flow of tears.

“We don’t have to do it if you don’t want to…” Newt murmurs gently into your ear, sensing your fear of going out there. “I want you to feel comfortable and yes, I know that this marriage was sudden (Y/N), I really do but I knew that this was the only way that I could prove that I really wanted you, and only you.”

Your tears slowly faded and your breathing becomes normal as he continues to whisper sweet things.

“You’re beautiful, amazing, intelligent, kind, caring, I could go on. I could make a list of over a million things that I love about you, no, the number is infinite.”

“I love you.” you say, gently pressing your lips to his and he deepens the kiss, tasting tears. “I’m sorry if I haven’t been showing it for the past few days.”

“It’s alright, you were just stressed. But do you believe me now when I tell you that you’re the one that I want?” he asks, his eyes hopeful.

You nod.

“I trust you, just not everyone else in the world. Some people just have so many nasty things to say and I just can’t bear the thought of going out there for all to see.” you murmur, hugging him closer.

It was true, there were thousands of people waiting outside for the reception to start, family, friends but also random strangers and publicists. Newspaper and journal writer and photographers, all eagerly waiting to see who the infamous Newt Scamander would make his wife.
It didn’t originally plan to be like this, it was supposed to be small and private. But when word caught, it was hard to turn back.

“See what? The most beautiful creature to ever walk this planet? The one who I am thrilled to declare as my wife? Let them see and let them know that you’re mine.”

You take a deep breath and nod.

“Okay, let’s do this. But first, let me fix my makeup. Do you think I can Reparo my face?” you joke and he smiles.

“That’s my girl. And no, please don’t try, you don’t need to fix your face, you’re perfect just the way you are.”

You made a mental note to thank Queenie after the wedding.

anonymous asked:

A scorpio in love will look at you like you're the only person in the room. he'll ask about your day, about your past to understand you better, about your futur to see if he can find a place for him in there. he'll stand tall and close to you even when the world turn their back on you. he'll be protective but respectful. You'll feel his power but you won't be scared because you'll see in his eyes all his love for you.

I love this so much. I’ve always said that Scorpios in love are the gentle protectors of the world. The way you wrote this is beautiful. <3

Request: You're Beautiful

Can you write one where Dean catches the reader looking at herself in the mirror and crying in her room cause she’s really self conscious about her weight and he comforts her and holds her?

Word Count: 714

Warning: Self-consciousness, maybe self-loathing?

I really hope you enjoy it, thank you so much for the lovely message! I had a lot of fun writing this one! :3

When you wake up, you can feel it’s just going to be one of those days where nothing goes right. You feel tired and sluggish.

By mid-morning, you find yourself standing in front of the mirror, in the middle of getting dressed, staring at your reflection with hatred. You’ve never liked the way you looked, never been able to achieve the body shape you wanted. You usually avoided mirrors and ignored it, getting on with whatever you were doing and keeping your mind off of it.

You prod your stomach angrily, words running through your head as you keep prodding your hips and stomach and legs and chest.

Stupid, worthless, ugly.

You hardly notice the tears running down your face until you accidentally let out an ugly sob. You stare into your reflection’s eyes, and run a hand through your hair.

Self-consciousness is not your thing. Weakness is not your thing. Being strong and keeping quiet on any worries you have is your thing.

Just this once, you let it out. There’s no-one else in the vicinity, it doesn’t matter. Nobody will know.

You keep prodding at the flesh, willing it to change shape and make you beautiful, or hot, as much of the male species so eloquently put it.  

You let the tears fall, you let yourself cry, because nobody will hear. You’ll leave the room and it will be like nothing ever happened. You don’t bother wiping the tear tracks from your cheeks, because who will see?

You love the guys but they’re blissfully unaware of female emotions most of the time.

You keep looking, keep poking, probably leaving bruises. Suddenly, you hear footsteps coming up the stairs. You manage to throw a shirt on in time, but there’s no hiding the tear stains and remaining wetness on your face.

“Hey, Y/N, want to…what’s wrong?” Dean’s voice goes from excited to concerned in a split second, and he races towards you.

“Nothing, don’t worry.” You try to tell him, but your voice breaks.

“You can’t expect me to believe that.” He says, pulling you close to him. “Come on, tell me what’s wrong.”

“I’m horrible, Dean.” You whisper. You can still see your reflection in the mirror, and you shrink away from it. “I…my figure is horrible, I hate it. I’m all out of proportion and it’s terrible.” You burst into fresh tears, burying your face in your hands.

He stares at you, totally incredulous for a moment. “Do you really believe that?”

“I don’t believe it, I know it, because it’s true.” You cry, and he bends down to his face is level with yours. He tenderly pries your hands from your face.

“Look at me.” He says, gentle yet firm. “It’s not true. You’re perfect.”

“I’m not perfect, Dean! I’m utterly abhorrent. How do you put up with me?”

“Because you’re beautiful. Not like, great big huge boobs and CD sized waist ‘hot’, but truly, really beautiful. Stunning.”

“You’re just trying to make me feel better.” You shrug him off.

“No, Y/N, I’m not. I’m a horrible liar and I’m worse at sugarcoating things. I’m not lying to you, nor am I sugarcoating or bending the truth. You could put me under oath and I’d tell you the same thing.”

In a childish gesture, he wraps his pinky finger around yours.

“Listen to me. You. Are. Beautiful. Like, sometimes you’ll come down those stairs or I’ll see you and I’ll be totally floored because, God help me, I found the most beautiful thing in all of creation.” He tells you, completely serious. He keeps his finger wrapped around yours. “So what, maybe you’re not a model. Who cares, they’re edited to Hell anyway. Trust me, you’re as perfect as they come.”

He pulls you closer to him, enveloping you in his strong, safe arms. He sits on the bed and pulls you onto his lap, keeping his arms around you.

“You really think that?” You whisper, not trusting your own voice.

“I know that. Please, you have to believe me. If you’re hurting over this then it’s like you’re hurting over nothing because it’s totally not true.”

You nod quietly, leaning your head on his shoulder. “Alright.” You smile, and he squeezes you tight for a moment.

“And, hey.” He continues, pulling you closer to him. “I don’t like ugly people. It’s not in my blood. In fact, it’s probably why I’ve never fallen in love before I met you, because I’ve never met someone as pretty as you.”

“Really?” You ask, your eyes wide. He nods silently, pulling you close to him and tenderly pressing his lips to yours.

Things I Wish I Could Tell the Signs in my Life
  • Aries: You're really smart, and I admire that you're confident enough to answer like every question in class. You're strong too- your circumstances may not be great, but you power through it and I'm proud of you.
  • Taurus: Your ideals piss me off sometimes, but I'll calm down fast because they're just different from mine. I wish we got along more- sometimes I can't stand you, but sometimes you're pretty great. Sorry if I'm too aloof and stuff, but I'm trying.
  • Gemini: Honey, you need to stop being so standoffish. Hypocritical, because I'm kind of an asshole sometimes too. Really though, I love the real you that gets excited about things and giggles. It's okay to say you love me back, you know.
  • Cancer: You're literally my other half. You protect me, love me (even if you won't admit it) and I'm sorry I bother you a lot. You're the one person I always let in, and I need you in my life.
  • Leo: So... I may really like you. Sorry, but you'll probably never know. If I did tell you, I might scare you away, and you're kind of really important to me. You're insecure sometimes, but, Jesus Christ, I can't see why. You're smart and honest (not to mention hot as FUCK.)
  • Virgo: Please show you care more? Like, you may "mom" me, but sometimes I just need a friend to squeal with. Still, I let you in because I trust you and I know you'll be there for me. I love you. Thanks for keeping me safe.
  • Libra: Shit, I'm so sorry. You are actually so important to me, and I'm sorry I can't tell you that in words. You understand me and you care about me when I'm ready to stab myself. You're one of the kindest people in the world and you deserve so much more than life gives you. I love you, and I wish I could hug you right now.
  • Scorpio: You have a lot of issues, but I'm here for you. Our talks are deep, but damn dude, give me my space- I'm a Scorpio too. I have my own issues, and I can definitely deal with yours, but sometimes I can't stand you when it's not important. I think you're not being yourself, and that pisses me off.
  • Sagittarius: Hey, I miss you. I hope you're doing so great. You deserve great things, and I'm kind of really glad that you have the opportunity to get them now. You're beautiful, remember that whenever you're down. When I stalk your account (often) I realize that you're kind of the way you were when we first met. I loved you differently then, and this makes me happy.
  • Capricorn: WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY I THINK I'M REALLY HAPPY BECAUSE HONESTLY YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY; LIFE HAS PUT YOU THROUGH A LOT OF SHIT AND YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER.
  • Aquarius: You may piss me off, but I'm really damn proud of you. I'm proud of who you are and who you've become. You're oddly mature while still being hella childish, and I love you.
  • Pisces: You're actually so much fun to be around. You're smart, and athletic, and you're my goals in life. I've never seen you be insecure, and I don't think I ever want to. You're amazing, and I aspire to be like you.
Short Stack Lyric Sentence Meme
  • "Why are you so contagious?"
  • “Tell me anything and everything will be okay”
  • “You took my breath away”
  • “Can I catch your eye tonight?”
  • “I’m so beside myself tonight”
  • “Step one is your heart, rip it up for another”
  • “Your finger is on the trigger so say goodbye”
  • “We’re lovers with such precision so say goodbye”
  • “Fuck, it’s sublime”
  • “I’m a gentleman”
  • “Kill your boyfriend, we could be together”
  • “I’ll never let you go”
  • “We’ll love like hell”
  • “This so called romance never wanted me”
  • “I’ll cut ‘till crimson falls”
  • “So will you lay me down tonight?”
  • “Between you and I, it’s the two step I crave”
  • “I would die if you never got to know”
  • “Everything you say shoots me through the chest”
  • “I hope you drop dead, gorgeous”
  • “I’ll wait for you forever”
  • “So I’ll kiss you again and again and again”
  • “I fall in love but never in grace”
  • “I could be just like him”
  • “I’m dying”
  • “Fetch me a rope for my throat”
  • “I can count on you win or lose”
  • “Every time you take my hand, you take my heart”
  • “Say goodbye, just like in my nightmare”
  • “Are you lost without me?”
  • “She’s perfect”
  • “I hope that this lasts forever”
  • “You’re just so beautiful”
  • “Let me stay with you”
  • “We’ve become nothing at all”
  • “Don’t give me up on me yet”
  • “Some might say I’ll be your biggest regret”
  • “Everything that I said was just a slip of the tongue”
  • “My eyes are getting heavy”
  • “Look into my eyes, girl, would I lie to you?”
  • “Watch them fall, it’s a disaster”
  • “Watch them fall to their knees”
  • “As I lay I think I’m flatlining”
  • “Hold me close, never go”
  • “I’d die for you”
  • "You amaze me"
  • "I wanna do some horrid things with you"
  • “What planet are you from?”
  • “I don’t know how to talk to you”
  • “Let’s leave this town”
  • "Are you afraid of the dark?"
  • "We're going to hell"
  • “Forgive me for I have sinned”
  • “I’ll be your disaster, forever and after”
  • “Cry me a fucking river”
  • “We’ll never fall in love”
  • “I know that you missed me so shut up and kiss me”
  • “Heartbreak made me a killer”
  • "I'll defy the whole galaxy just to be here in your arms under the moon"
  • "I'm in over my head"
  • "Dry your eyes, little darling"
  • “I’m coming home”
  • “So wrap your arms around me darling”
  • “We never looked this beautiful”
  • “I don’t need you when I’ve got my pride”
  • “Everything you are belongs to me”
  • “I don’t think I remember a taste as sweet as this December”
  • “I’m coming home to be your sweet December”
  • "You mean to me the weather"
  • "I found someone better"
  • "Nothing's gonna stand in our way"
  • "Nothing's gonna save this world"
  • "I'm gonna die a believer"
  • "I cut like Jack the Ripper"
  • "I can taste the fear in the air"
  • "I never was that good a son"
  • "Die young and stay pretty"
  • "Sweetheart, you're number is up"
  • “I don’t know why you’re so perfect”
  • “I can’t do anything right”
  • “I’d sell my soul to the night to be setting fire with you”
  • “I can’t take this anymore”
  • “Without you I’m nothing at all”
  • “These sunsets are a million years old but they never looked this beautiful ‘cause you were never there”
  • “The girls just like you just don’t get it”
  • “The smile that I wear isn’t going nowhere”
  • “I think you’re insane”
  • “Oh darling, you fixed me”
  • “Let’s runaway”
  • “I need you to stay”
  • “You’re coming home with me tonight”
  • “Tell me what you’re waiting for”
  • “You forget me and I won’t forget you”
  • “Everybody wants to be like you”
  • “I wanna be like you”
  • “I used to be like you but not as beautiful”
  • “Wherever you are is the city of angels”
  • “Wherever you are is where I will be”
  • "This town will murder us"
  • “I’m such a mess, gotta get myself together”
  • “And I’m a little bit drunk, and so afraid”
  • “I’ll fight for you”
  • “I’m never gonna give you up”
  • “I’m never gonna fight fair”
  • “All I wanna do is make some people happy”
  • “I’ll fight for you, die for you”
  • "Rich girls drive me wild"
  • "Damn, all these rich girls drive me wild"
  • "I'm no billionaire"
  • "I loved you since I was fifteen"
  • "I can't do this anymore"
  • "When I'm out here in the dark I can make it on my own like I should have from the start"
  • "It's time to say goodbye"
  • “I hope you don’t forget me”
  • “Close your eyes and let’s pretend there’s nothing good on television”
  • “Every time you say my name it brings me back to life”
  • “There something right with this tonight”
  • “Our love is an illusion”
  • “I lost myself in your kaleidoscope eyes”
How to Train Your Dragon 2 {Sentence Starters}
  • "She's my princess! Whatever she wants, she gets!"
  • "All of my hard work has paid off."
  • "So, what should we name it?"
  • "How do you become someone that great, that brave, that selfless?"
  • "Where have YOU been?"
  • "Can we start over? Will you give me another chance?"
  • "Did I tell you that you look amazing today? 'Cause you do."
  • "Men who kill without reason cannot be reasoned with."
  • "Those who attacked us are relentless and crazy, but those who stopped them, even more so!"
  • "Well, now you know where I get my dramatic flair."
  • "This is where you've been for twenty years?"
  • "You're still doing that one. That's hilarious."
  • "See? I told you it was in here."
  • "You KNOW that doesn't wash out!"
  • "Your father would be every bit as proud as I am."
  • "Well, it's a bit much to get my head around, to be frank."
  • "Well, at least I'm not boring. Right?"
  • "Some of us were just born different."
  • "After all these years? How is this possible?"
  • "No wonder you get along so well!"
  • "What do you think, bud? You wanna give this another shot?"
  • "You can't just say something like that and run off!"
  • "We may be small in numbers, but we stand for something bigger than anything the world can pin against us."
  • "Do you grasp how insane it sounds?"
  • "This is why I never married. This and one other reason."
  • "Well, what sign did I have that you could change?"
  • "Go on! Shout! Scream! Say something!"
  • "You're as beautiful as the day I lost you."
  • "You certainly are hard to get rid of, I'll say that."
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“When you love someone, they’ll drive you crazy because they know they can”

anonymous asked:

(This is definitely the most far-fetching, strange thing that has ever come into my mind so forgive me if you're like "tf?") But can we take a moment to notice that D and M are both in "BDSM"? It should stand for "Bondage and Dorian/Sadism and Manon." 😈

SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. @underthe-mountain have you seen this?! This has YOU written all over it! IM SCREAMING. THIS IS THE BEAT THING EVER. I CANT RN. I CANT! Bless you ANON! And your trash can of a mind! It is a truly beautiful place. 💀😎🗑😘