you're so beautiful i can not stand you

fight-me-boi  asked:

Poisonous plants with pretty flowers? For my story I'm having a nerdish inventor type character flirting with an heir to a crime empire the inventor is kinda saying you're beautiful but deadly

Hi, Fight-me-boi. What is probably the most poisonous tree in the world is the manchineel tree. But I’m not going to recommend your character use it. For a few reasons a)I can’t find pictures of it’s flowers to be able to say it’s beautiful and b) it’s so dangerous that standing under one in the rain can give you blisters and inhaling the smoke of one burning can make you go blind. If you search for images of them, there are signs posted on them to warn people to stay away because of how dangerous.

I started with that because you weren’t completely clear on how poisonous you wanted the plant to be. Going off of the “beautiful but deadly” I’m going to try to stick with plants that can kill humans. 

My favorite flower is Lily-of-the-Valley. But even though it looks so dainty, the plant contains 38 different cardiac glycosides. All parts of the plant are toxic.

Hemlock is a classic poison, but there are actually two famously poisonous hemlock plants. Poison hemlock is poisonous if eaten and will numb the extremities with the numbness creeping in until the lungs are paralyzed. Water hemlock, which is considered the most poisonous plant in North America, causes violent, painful convulsions and cramps.

Arconite, aka wolfsbane, aka monkshood, aka devil’s helmet, is another traditional poison. It was used by shepherds to poison arrows shot at wolves that would prey on the flocks and the poison ultimately works by respiratory failure.

Larkspur is related to Arconite and is similarly dangerous. Brief contacts with stems and leaves can irritate the skin and ingestion will lead to respiratory paralysis, and thus death.

Oleander is quite pretty and very toxic. The entire plant, including nectar, is poisonous. It’s said that as little as 100g  is enough to kill a full-grown horse.

Yellow Jessamine has similar alkaloids to strychnine which makes it quite poisonous, even to honeybees gathering its nectar.

There are many many more poisonous plants that fit these criteria. Too many to show in one post.  Some of them are:

Foxglove
Golden Chain
Mother of Millions
Windflower
English Broom
White Snakeroot
Angel’s Trumpet
Autumn Crocus
Suicide Tree
Deadly Nightshade
Mountain Laurel
Calla Lily
Laburnum
Bloodroot
Adenium obesum

I hope this helps.

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http://webecoist.momtastic.com/2009/10/26/gorgeous-but-deadly-13-unassuming-poisonous-plants/

https://health-conditions.knoji.com/top-23-world-deadliest-and-poisonous-flowers/

https://home.bt.com/lifestyle/house-home/gardening/poisonous-plants-7-of-the-worlds-most-deadly-flowers-11363929380548

http://listverse.com/2014/05/22/10-beautiful-flowers-that-kill-in-horrifying-ways/

http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/beautiful-but-deadly-10-flowers-that-can-actually-kill-you/

https://www.planetdeadly.com/nature/most-poisonous-plants

I think you’ve reminded me of who I’m supposed to be. You’ve become the role model I never realized I wanted. Because us girls? We have to work a little harder. And you’ve made it clear that I was born to be someone who can stand on my two feet. You’ve shown me that I don’t need boyish praise or showers of affection to know my worth. And I don’t want it. This is the point in our lives where we work on ourselves. And you and me? We are going to be so beautifully fantastic.
—  @itsfangirlalex; Because we’re amazing.

yikes, I so hope prince harry and meghan markle get married so all you racist misogynists can really get mad but watch her try to give a fuck as she’s standing on the balcony of buckingham palace. 

Fable 3 - Sentence Starters
  • "My favourite things are music and sunshine and love. And pain."
  • "Before we go any further, I'd just like to say one thing. BAAAAAAALLLLLLLS!!!"
  • "You've done me proud ______, you've always done me proud."
  • "Tatty Bye!"
  • "Don't forget the pay rise!"
  • "Hitting it with a hammer should help though."
  • "Why just stab or shoot your enemies when you can set them on fire?"
  • "Like my greatest tales of triumph, this wheel simply demands to be spun."
  • "I really love how much time we're spending in caves and sewers these days."
  • "It's a beautiful day... Except for where you're standing!"
  • "Balls, I knew this was going to happen."
  • "You’re... you’re dressed as a chicken. What are you... what are you planning to do... dressed as a chicken?"
  • "But lying down is so much easier then standing up."
  • "I don't like to come between siblings; well, that's not entirely true, there was that one time..."
The Outsiders Prompts Part ll

a/n: please give cred if you use ty! also requests are open

1. “I wrote you something”

2. “Do you think we’ll ever see each other again?”

3. “You’re so different from everyone else”

4. “If this was the last time you’d see me, what would you say?”

5. “You’re such a cliché”

6. “I know who you are”

7. “I think I just fell for you”

8. “Bite me”

9. “Keep talking like that”

10. “I think about you, like all the time”

11. “You’re blushing so hard!”

12. “What are you doing to me, baby?”

13. “I think we should run right about now”

14. “How are you so blind of my feelings for you!”

15. “You’re scaring me”

16. “You’re my every waking moment”

17. “Hm? Sorry”

18. “What do you want with me?”

19. “You can’t throw me away like a piece of trash”

20. “You disappeared for a while”

21. “I’m unforgettable babe”

22. “I’m walking away now!”

23. “Try to stop me”

24. “I’m rubbing off on you”

25. “Don’t go yet”

26. “You’re the reason I toss and turn at night”

27. “When I look at you it takes the air from my lungs”

28. “I fucked up. I fell for you. I fell for you so hard”

29. “Catch me if you can”

30. “And when you tell me you’re less than perfect it makes me want to shake you and tell you how amazing you truly are”

31. “That’s when time stood still”

32. “You have to do this”

33. “But you’re my dream”

34. “You can keep it if you want”

35. “I've never stopped. I'll never stop”

36. “You know you can use the door”

37. “It’s raining. Let’s go”

38. “Call me once you get there. Just in case”

39. “It’s been a while”

40. “Look up”

41. “Beautiful is an understatement”

42. “Fuck it. Just do it”

43. “I can’t breathe”

44. “You don’t know me”

45. “Take my ring”

46. “What does it look like i’m doing?”

47. “Fuck I love your voice”

48. “Shut up! It’s starting”

49. “Tell me what happened”

50. “God dammit! What the hell were you thinking?”

51. "I don't want to be alone anymore"

52. "I, I just see you standing there so unaware of your beauty. And-And I know I can't have you"

53. "You don't lose me that easily"

54. "It's my choice alright!

55. "I know i'm not good enough"

56. "I never wanted this to happen to you"

57. "You really got me going now"

58. "I had a dream about you"

59. "I thought you wouldn't show"

60. "I like it when you sleep with me. Nothing can hurt you as long as you're here with me"

61. "I did this to you. It's all my fault"

62. "I'm sorry. I happened to you"

63. "Just listen to this for a minute"

64. "Do you trust me?"

65. "It happened. It was amazing. I don't just want to forget about it"

66. "Get off of me!" 

67. "If you so much as look, breathe, think about her so help me god i'll kill you"

68. "Close your eyes"

69. "I'm not gonna hurt you. No ones gonna hurt you"

70. "Don't say that. Please don't say that"

71. "She's the type of person people write songs about"

72. "Let's runaway. Let's just go. Right now. Come with me"

73. "I'm tired of being afraid"

74. "There's smoke in my lungs. There's flowers in yours"

75. "I can see right through you"

76. "Friends, right?"

77. "I want to give you the world. I want to give you everything. But I can't"

78. "Take this. For protection"

79. "Hey now"

80. "Can I cut in?"

81. "Watch this"

82. "I can see the fire in your eyes" "I can see the universe in yours"

83. "I think you're gonna fuck up my entire life"

84. "Stay completely still. Don't move"

85."My dearest Y/N,-"

86. "Come back to me"

87. "You're breaking"

88. "We really loved each other, didn't we?"

89. "What's a pretty little thing like you doing in a place like this?"

90. "Should I stay or should I go?"

91. "You'll wake the neighbors!"

92. "I'm so truly, madly, deeply in love with you"

93. "I'm not leaving you"

94. "I can't see you like this"

95. "Your hands are all greasy!"

96. "You burnt them!"

97. "It seems too good to be true"

98. "Break my heart"

99. "That always turns me on"

100. "-And when the Sun swallows the only earth we have. I'll still be there next to you" 

send in requests!

How fictional men flirt
  • Luke Cage: Wanna get some coffee?
  • Steve Rogers: *same as Luke because apparently, coffee is the universal term for getting it on*
  • Leo Fitz: *compares sex to a black hole and says that she's more beautiful than a robot*
  • pre-Daredevil Matt Murdock: You're bored, I'm bored, let's go have some irresponsible fun.
  • post-Daredevil Matt Murdock: Let's just stand here in the rain and get you super wet so I can get a look at you. That came out wrong.
  • Mike Wheeler: *super awkward* You wanna go to the Snow Ball with me?
  • Jonathan Byers: LET'S GO MONSTER HUNTING BECAUSE MY BROTHER IS MISSING!
  • Jim Hopper: You were right. You were right all along. *insert what that problem was here*
  • King Ezekiel: *casually shows up at your place with his pet tiger and a pomegranate*
  • Rick Grimes: Here's some breath mints because we ran out of toothpaste.
  • Anakin Skywalker: I hate sand, it gets everywhere.
  • Robb Stark: Girl, I'd break my vows and ruin the war effort for you.
  • Jon Snow: Girl, I'd break my vows and turn away from the Night's Watch for you (jk, crows before hoes)
  • (EDIT!)
  • FN-2187/Finn: *panics* DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
  • Kylo Ren: GO ON A DATE WITH ME *smashes furniture*
  • Carl Grimes: Hey girl, wanna read some comics with me?
Howl's Moving Castle (2004 Film) : Sentence Starters
  • "I feel terrible, like there's a weight on my chest."
  • "Lets run!"
  • "Don't fight them, _______."
  • "Sorry, I've had enough of running away, _______."
  • "Now I've got something I want to protect. It's you."
  • "A heart's a heavy burden."
  • "I know I can be of help to you, even though I'm not pretty and all I'm good at is cleaning."
  • "Well, the nice thing about being old is you've got nothing much to lose."
  • "You, you sabotaged me!"
  • "What a pretty color."
  • "You completely ruined my magic potions in the bathroom!"
  • "Wow, _______, your hair looks just like starlight."
  • "Yeah, but no-one really believes that."
  • "Come on, it's not that bad."
  • "They say that the best blaze burns brightest, when circumstances are at their worst."
  • "I see not point in living if I can't be beautiful."
  • "I specifically ordered you not to get carried away!"
  • "I'm a scary and powerful fire demon!"
  • "There you are sweetheart, sorry I'm late."
  • "To me, it looked like the two of you were just leaving."
  • "I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't torment my friend."
  • "You're being so obedient."
  • "(S)he bullied me!"
  • "I'm your new cleaning lady."
  • "I can't stand the fire and gunpowder."
  • "I saw him/her do this once before when a girl/guy dumped him/her!"
  • "I'm just setting things up so all of you can live a comfortable life, _______."
  • "I have this weird feeling you're going to leave."
  • "I wonder what _______ disguised himself as?"
  • "After the war, they won't recall they ever were human."
  • "Those dopey guys have absolutely no manners."
  • "Here's another curse for you - may all your bacon burn."
  • "Knowing you'd be there gave me the courage to show up."
  • "It looks like your true love is in love with someone else!"
  • "It was a pleasure meeting you, even if you are my least favorite vegetable!"
  • "When I think of castles, it's not what I picture."
  • "When you're old, all you want to do is stare at the scenery."
  • "I've never felt so peaceful before."
  • "Seems everyone in this family's got problems."
  • "It's all so familiar yet I know I've never been here before."
  • "And while you're at it, make hot water for my bath."
  • "The mark maybe gone but the spell is still there."
  • "Don't worry, I'll follow behind you in disguise."
  • "I'm so sorry but that would be confidential information."
  • "Someone just told me you floated down into our balcony!"
  • "You shouldn't keep flying around like that."
  • "No one else does any work around here."
  • "I'm fatter than ever and yet the wind blows right through me!"
  • "Sorry, it looks like you're involved."
  • "_______ only does that to beautiful girls/guys."
  • "You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman."
Charlie’s last letter
I don't know if I will have the time to write anymore letters
Because I might be too busy trying to participate.
So if this does end up being the last letter,
I just want you to know that I was in a bad place before I started high school
And you helped me.

Even if you didn't know what I was talking about
Or know someone who's gone through it.
You made me not feel alone.

Because I know there are people who say all these things don't happen.
And there are people who forget what it's like to be sixteen when they turn seventeen.
And know these will all be stories someday
And our pictures will become old photographs
And we'll all become somebody's mom or dad.
But right now these moments are not stories.

This is happening.
I am here and I am looking at her
And she is so beautiful.
I can see it.
This one moment when you know you're not a sad story,
You are alive.
And you stand up and see the lights on buildings
And everything that makes you wonder,
When you were listening to that song
On that drive with the people you love most in this world.

And in this moment, I swear, we are infinite.
Lazytown songs sentence starters
  • 1. "Smiling makes my face hurt and happiness is vile."
  • 2. "It's a piece of cake to make a pretty cake."
  • 3. "You gotta do the cooking by the book."
  • 4. "We are number one!"
  • 5. "I'm the master of disguise."
  • 6. "They want me to give up the only life I've ever had."
  • 7. "You are a pirate."
  • 8. "Flick on the light, there's nothing there."
  • 9. "It all belongs to me. Everything that I see."
  • 10. "True, I can't deny, I'm just a gizmo guy/girl."
  • 11. "Being ready isn't good. In fact, it's just creepy."
  • 12. "We're having a great time!"
  • 13. "'Cause I can see the future when I look into my crystal ball."
  • 14. "Tell me all your wishes. I make dreams come true."
  • 15. "I'm the greatest genie in all eternity."
  • 16. "Have you never played ball?"
  • 17. "There's no use in crying. You gotta keep trying."
  • 18. "You have to believe there's always a way."
  • 19. "It's so easy to deceive you with my sneaky little tricks."
  • 20. "Wake up. Wake up! It's a great big beautiful day."
  • 21. "Make a plan, follow through."
  • 22. "Stand up straight, focus on the goal."
  • 23: "Anything can happen."
  • 24. "This is my kingdom, and this is my crown."
  • 25. "You're gonna have fun, just wait and see."
AU where everyone is actually a good friend to Morgana
  • Gwen: hey Morgana, I can tell you're really going through something, but remember I'm your friend and I'm here for you. I'll love you no matter what. You can trust me.
  • Arthur: hey Morgana, you know I'll protect you from Uther and stand beside you. You're my family and I'm here for you.
  • Gaius: hey Morgana, I believe you. Your nightmares are actually visions, but don't be afraid. We're going to help you through this.
  • Merlin: hey Morgana, magic is a beautiful thing. It's a part of both of us. There's no reason to be afraid. Let me help you.

Headcanon where Nagisa complains to Gou about having “never received a love confession from a girl,” and gets really disheartened. He knows he isn’t the “coolest” or most “manly” boy on campus, but surely someone out there has had a crush on him before? Right, Gou-chan? Some girls like cute boys too, don’t they?

But Gou just stares at him blankly and laughs because, um, everyone in school thought he and Rei-kun have been dating for like two years already? So no one’s tried?

Nagisa laughs and waves her off. Pfft, him and Rei-chan dating? Yeah right! First of all–and he drops his voice all deep–“Love is illogical and blah blah blah,” and second of all, they’re just friends!

Gou gives him another look and drills him.

Who’s the first person he’d want to contact if he had something cool to share? Rei-chan, he guesses. What about if he got a really good grade on a test? Well, Rei-chan, but that’s only because he sits right in front of him…. Okay, what if a new dessert shop opened up and he wanted to go eat there with someone? Rei-chan, of course! Because he always pays for his meals when they go out!

At that point, Gou just rolls her eyes. “Then you two might as well be dating!” she sighs and shakes her head.

Nagisa scoffs at her far-fetched proposal, but Gou just stands up and tells him to think about it–like, really think about it. The lunch bell rings, and Gou leaves Nagisa behind with a very troubling existential crisis.

Request: You're Beautiful

Can you write one where Dean catches the reader looking at herself in the mirror and crying in her room cause she’s really self conscious about her weight and he comforts her and holds her?

Word Count: 714

Warning: Self-consciousness, maybe self-loathing?

I really hope you enjoy it, thank you so much for the lovely message! I had a lot of fun writing this one! :3

When you wake up, you can feel it’s just going to be one of those days where nothing goes right. You feel tired and sluggish.

By mid-morning, you find yourself standing in front of the mirror, in the middle of getting dressed, staring at your reflection with hatred. You’ve never liked the way you looked, never been able to achieve the body shape you wanted. You usually avoided mirrors and ignored it, getting on with whatever you were doing and keeping your mind off of it.

You prod your stomach angrily, words running through your head as you keep prodding your hips and stomach and legs and chest.

Stupid, worthless, ugly.

You hardly notice the tears running down your face until you accidentally let out an ugly sob. You stare into your reflection’s eyes, and run a hand through your hair.

Self-consciousness is not your thing. Weakness is not your thing. Being strong and keeping quiet on any worries you have is your thing.

Just this once, you let it out. There’s no-one else in the vicinity, it doesn’t matter. Nobody will know.

You keep prodding at the flesh, willing it to change shape and make you beautiful, or hot, as much of the male species so eloquently put it.  

You let the tears fall, you let yourself cry, because nobody will hear. You’ll leave the room and it will be like nothing ever happened. You don’t bother wiping the tear tracks from your cheeks, because who will see?

You love the guys but they’re blissfully unaware of female emotions most of the time.

You keep looking, keep poking, probably leaving bruises. Suddenly, you hear footsteps coming up the stairs. You manage to throw a shirt on in time, but there’s no hiding the tear stains and remaining wetness on your face.

“Hey, Y/N, want to…what’s wrong?” Dean’s voice goes from excited to concerned in a split second, and he races towards you.

“Nothing, don’t worry.” You try to tell him, but your voice breaks.

“You can’t expect me to believe that.” He says, pulling you close to him. “Come on, tell me what’s wrong.”

“I’m horrible, Dean.” You whisper. You can still see your reflection in the mirror, and you shrink away from it. “I…my figure is horrible, I hate it. I’m all out of proportion and it’s terrible.” You burst into fresh tears, burying your face in your hands.

He stares at you, totally incredulous for a moment. “Do you really believe that?”

“I don’t believe it, I know it, because it’s true.” You cry, and he bends down to his face is level with yours. He tenderly pries your hands from your face.

“Look at me.” He says, gentle yet firm. “It’s not true. You’re perfect.”

“I’m not perfect, Dean! I’m utterly abhorrent. How do you put up with me?”

“Because you’re beautiful. Not like, great big huge boobs and CD sized waist ‘hot’, but truly, really beautiful. Stunning.”

“You’re just trying to make me feel better.” You shrug him off.

“No, Y/N, I’m not. I’m a horrible liar and I’m worse at sugarcoating things. I’m not lying to you, nor am I sugarcoating or bending the truth. You could put me under oath and I’d tell you the same thing.”

In a childish gesture, he wraps his pinky finger around yours.

“Listen to me. You. Are. Beautiful. Like, sometimes you’ll come down those stairs or I’ll see you and I’ll be totally floored because, God help me, I found the most beautiful thing in all of creation.” He tells you, completely serious. He keeps his finger wrapped around yours. “So what, maybe you’re not a model. Who cares, they’re edited to Hell anyway. Trust me, you’re as perfect as they come.”

He pulls you closer to him, enveloping you in his strong, safe arms. He sits on the bed and pulls you onto his lap, keeping his arms around you.

“You really think that?” You whisper, not trusting your own voice.

“I know that. Please, you have to believe me. If you’re hurting over this then it’s like you’re hurting over nothing because it’s totally not true.”

You nod quietly, leaning your head on his shoulder. “Alright.” You smile, and he squeezes you tight for a moment.

“And, hey.” He continues, pulling you closer to him. “I don’t like ugly people. It’s not in my blood. In fact, it’s probably why I’ve never fallen in love before I met you, because I’ve never met someone as pretty as you.”

“Really?” You ask, your eyes wide. He nods silently, pulling you close to him and tenderly pressing his lips to yours.

Things I Wish I Could Tell the Signs in my Life
  • Aries: You're really smart, and I admire that you're confident enough to answer like every question in class. You're strong too- your circumstances may not be great, but you power through it and I'm proud of you.
  • Taurus: Your ideals piss me off sometimes, but I'll calm down fast because they're just different from mine. I wish we got along more- sometimes I can't stand you, but sometimes you're pretty great. Sorry if I'm too aloof and stuff, but I'm trying.
  • Gemini: Honey, you need to stop being so standoffish. Hypocritical, because I'm kind of an asshole sometimes too. Really though, I love the real you that gets excited about things and giggles. It's okay to say you love me back, you know.
  • Cancer: You're literally my other half. You protect me, love me (even if you won't admit it) and I'm sorry I bother you a lot. You're the one person I always let in, and I need you in my life.
  • Leo: So... I may really like you. Sorry, but you'll probably never know. If I did tell you, I might scare you away, and you're kind of really important to me. You're insecure sometimes, but, Jesus Christ, I can't see why. You're smart and honest (not to mention hot as FUCK.)
  • Virgo: Please show you care more? Like, you may "mom" me, but sometimes I just need a friend to squeal with. Still, I let you in because I trust you and I know you'll be there for me. I love you. Thanks for keeping me safe.
  • Libra: Shit, I'm so sorry. You are actually so important to me, and I'm sorry I can't tell you that in words. You understand me and you care about me when I'm ready to stab myself. You're one of the kindest people in the world and you deserve so much more than life gives you. I love you, and I wish I could hug you right now.
  • Scorpio: You have a lot of issues, but I'm here for you. Our talks are deep, but damn dude, give me my space- I'm a Scorpio too. I have my own issues, and I can definitely deal with yours, but sometimes I can't stand you when it's not important. I think you're not being yourself, and that pisses me off.
  • Sagittarius: Hey, I miss you. I hope you're doing so great. You deserve great things, and I'm kind of really glad that you have the opportunity to get them now. You're beautiful, remember that whenever you're down. When I stalk your account (often) I realize that you're kind of the way you were when we first met. I loved you differently then, and this makes me happy.
  • Capricorn: WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY I THINK I'M REALLY HAPPY BECAUSE HONESTLY YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY; LIFE HAS PUT YOU THROUGH A LOT OF SHIT AND YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER.
  • Aquarius: You may piss me off, but I'm really damn proud of you. I'm proud of who you are and who you've become. You're oddly mature while still being hella childish, and I love you.
  • Pisces: You're actually so much fun to be around. You're smart, and athletic, and you're my goals in life. I've never seen you be insecure, and I don't think I ever want to. You're amazing, and I aspire to be like you.
Cry Baby Starters pt.2
  • Tag You're It:
  • "You had your eye out for a little while"
  • "Let me take you for a joyride"
  • "I can taste your skin on my teeth"
  • "I hope to god you're never leaving"
  • Milk and Cookies: :
  • "Won't you lock the door"
  • "I'm done with this"
  • "It's getting late"
  • "I never want to see you again"
  • "I pull off black so well"
  • Pacify Her: :
  • "The basic bitch leaves, finally. Now I can take her man"
  • "Someone told me, 'stay away from things that aren't yours.' But was he yours if he wanted me so bad?"
  • "Pacify her, she's getting on my nerves"
  • "You don't love her"
  • "Stop playing with your words"
  • "I can't stand her whining"
  • "Loving her seems tiring"
  • "Just love me"
  • Mrs. Potato Head: :
  • "No one will love you if you're unattractive"
  • "Is it true that pain is beauty?"
  • "Will a pretty face make it better?"
  • "Do you swear you'll stay forever?"
  • Mad Hatter: :
  • "Me friends don't walk, they run"
  • "This dream is a killer"
  • "I really hate being safe"
  • "I'm nuts, baby I'm mad"
  • "You think I'm psycho"
  • "You think I'm gone"
  • "Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong"
  • "You like me best when I'm off my rocker"
  • "I'm not alarmed"
  • "So what if I'm crazy? The best people are"
  • "My brain is scattered"
  • "You can be Alice, I'll be the Mad Hatter"
  • "I think you're crazy, too. I think you're gone. It's probably the reason that we get along"
  • Play Date: :
  • "It's just me and you, you and me alone"
  • "I don't give a fuck about you anyways"
  • "Whoever said I gave a shit about you?"
  • "I never know what you need"
  • "I wanna give you what you need"
  • "You know I give a fuck about you everyday"
  • Teddy Bear: :
  • "I stitched you up and put you together"
  • "I didn't care"
  • "I wasn't scared"
  • "I'm in despair"
  • "Should I be scared?"
  • "You were comforting and quiet"
  • "How did love become so violent?"
  • "I threw you out, I didn't outgrow you"
  • "It's so terrifying how you paralyze me"
  • "I'm so unprepared"
  • Cake: :
  • "Your skin is warm like an oven"
  • "Your kiss is sugary sweet"
  • "Your fingers feel like cotton when you put your arms around me"
  • "I feel like I'm missing something whenever you leave"
  • "You've got all the ingredients, except you loving me."
  • "Im not a piece of cake for you to discard, while you walk away with the frosting of my heart"
  • "I'm taking back what's mine"
  • "You'll miss the slice of heaven that I gave to you last night"
  • "You smell just like vanilla"
  • "You taste like buttercream"
  • "You're filling up my senses with empty calories"
  • "If I'm just a piece of cake, then you're just a piece of meat"
How to Train Your Dragon 2 {Sentence Starters}
  • "She's my princess! Whatever she wants, she gets!"
  • "All of my hard work has paid off."
  • "So, what should we name it?"
  • "How do you become someone that great, that brave, that selfless?"
  • "Where have YOU been?"
  • "Can we start over? Will you give me another chance?"
  • "Did I tell you that you look amazing today? 'Cause you do."
  • "Men who kill without reason cannot be reasoned with."
  • "Those who attacked us are relentless and crazy, but those who stopped them, even more so!"
  • "Well, now you know where I get my dramatic flair."
  • "This is where you've been for twenty years?"
  • "You're still doing that one. That's hilarious."
  • "See? I told you it was in here."
  • "You KNOW that doesn't wash out!"
  • "Your father would be every bit as proud as I am."
  • "Well, it's a bit much to get my head around, to be frank."
  • "Well, at least I'm not boring. Right?"
  • "Some of us were just born different."
  • "After all these years? How is this possible?"
  • "No wonder you get along so well!"
  • "What do you think, bud? You wanna give this another shot?"
  • "You can't just say something like that and run off!"
  • "We may be small in numbers, but we stand for something bigger than anything the world can pin against us."
  • "Do you grasp how insane it sounds?"
  • "This is why I never married. This and one other reason."
  • "Well, what sign did I have that you could change?"
  • "Go on! Shout! Scream! Say something!"
  • "You're as beautiful as the day I lost you."
  • "You certainly are hard to get rid of, I'll say that."
How Libra's(me) perceive the signs
  • Aries: you guys are so cool and artsy and badass and wow I love you guys I've lowkey wanted to be an Aries.
  • Taurus: I feel like you guys are so outspoken and misunderstood like tbh you really are sweethearts that just want affection.
  • Gemini: you guys really look out for yourselves which I genuinely respect because not everyone is strong enough to do that.
  • Cancer: I think I'll always fall in love with you guys you're just so caring and understanding and stand for what you believe in.
  • Leo: I think your confidence is overlooked because you really can be insecure and I just want you to know you're beautiful and no you're not letting anyone down.
  • Virgo: the most loyal people ever like you'll do anything to put smiles on people faces and that's so amazing.
  • Libra: I think we just put so much pressure on ourselves to keep everyone happy and it slowly can wear you down but you're not alone ok we're going through life together. Take time to love yourself too.
  • Scorpio: I love you guys you really are fun to hang out with but I think people feel distanced because you never really seem to listen to anyone else's problems which can make you come off as uncaring.
  • Sagittarius: you guys are so funny like what the fuck your humor just amazes me I'd love to just sit and watch you guys all day.
  • Capricorn: yall are so uptight because you always worry about everyone else but you really do have big hearts that are overshadowed.
  • Aquarius: everyone loves you guys but for all the right reasons your just amazing people with huge hearts and wonderful minds.
  • Pisces: you just want to feel accepted by everyone and are very insecure but you don't know that you literally put so much joy in the world it's ridiculous you guys are the best.
The signs in my life
  • Aries: I can't tell if I like you or hate you, you can be my best friend but you also have a god complex that I hate. You're literally me and I hate that about you.
  • Taurus: You're my best friend, but sometimes I feel like you hate me. I practically followed you around all year last year and now we are super close. you won't let anyone in and of course I try to force you to let me in. You are starting to and I love that.
  • Gemini: You're my absolute best friend and I tell you everything but you screw me over so much. You are the main reason I have trust issues, but I love you so much, when will you stop hurting me and love me back. I don't love easy, you know that.
  • Cancer: my beautiful best friend you're amazing in every single way. you're gorgeous and talented and you're going to do great things. So fun to talk to and just a ray of sunshine everywhere you go.
  • Leo: I totally thought I loved you, before I even knew what love was. you made me so happy but you were just using me. You'll never love anyone as much as you love yourself and honestly it hurt, and sometimes it still does.
  • Virgo: my little sibling I love every single part of you. you never fail to make me laugh in any situation. You're beautiful, smart, talented and all around the most perfect person to have ever walked this planet, but you're so insecure it actually hurts me because I care about you so much.
  • Libra: you're a loud mouth and a people pleaser, it's kinda annoying. you suck up to everyone and you fake a lot of things. but you stand up for your friends and I totally respect you because of that.
  • Scorpio: you're basically my sibling though we bicker a lot and I bitch about you all the time. we are super close and you will never stop being my best friend. I may say I hate you all the time but we are sisters, that's what we do.
  • Sagittarius: you're my new friend and you're great. I already feel like I can trust you with everything and that's a big deal to me. you're awesome and beautiful and im so glad you're happy, I love talking to you everyday it's great.
  • Capricorn: I really liked you, for like a really long time. I thought you maybe liked me too. you turned me down but now you're sitting at your new school alone. who won the situation. ((hint it was me))
  • Aquarius: you're kinda self involved and I don't understand sometimes. you're always all about yourself and that's kinda annoying, sometimes you're not that great, sorry.
  • Pisces: we have a love hate relationship. I try to joke with you all the time but then you freak out because you think you actually hurt my feelings, you don't understand, I barely have feelings. I think you hate me but frankly I don't care you're stuck with me no matter what because I know you love me.
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“When you love someone, they’ll drive you crazy because they know they can”

A Capricorn's view on The Signs (based on personal experience)
  • Aries: I don't know what to make of you. You seem very intellectual but wish washy with moods and personalities. P.S I have great ugly birthday spam photos of you.
  • Taurus: You moody aggressive little shit I love you but jesus christ I could punch you in the face and it would give me so much joy. P.S I hate it when you steal my makeup and food.
  • Gemini: Do you have to be right about everything? Even when you're wrong you're right. P.S You're great at pissing me off with the littlest of things.
  • Cancer: Why is your smile so cute? Literally lights up my world. You're the type of people I need in my life all day everyday. P.S Awesome hair.
  • Leo: You're so super out of this world. When you want to be, you're a tad moody but the majority of the time you're a flamboyant character who loves spontaneity. P.S Great taste in music.
  • Virgo: I'm not your biggest fan at all, which may come as a surprise because Virgo Cap is meant to be love but really can't stand you. P.S You suck shit at partner work.
  • Libra: You are the type of person who takes a lot to heart, you're very in touch with your emotions and suck at giving driving lessons. P.S You are one of the best listeners.
  • Scorpio: You sexy beast, love your hair and everything about you. P.S We should go to a concert together.
  • Sagittarius: Please don't speak around me, you're so annoying I can't stand it. P.S No one thinks it's funny when you act dumb.
  • Capricorn: "You hot piece of shit" I say to myself every morning.
  • Aquarius: Your eyes > my everything. Literally could drown in your eyes and you have such a kind heart, the type that makes people judgemental cause they can't be like you. P.S I know you can be daddy af.
  • Pisces: You are gorgeous inside and out. Don't rely on anyone to tell you that you're beautiful cause you don't need no one. P.S Everything will sort itself out soon enough.