you're right that's never gonna happen

  • Robert: Having lunch alone? That's right, you haven't got any friends. Why don't I join you to stop looking so pathetic?
  • Rebecca: I was just leaving.
  • Robert: On my account? I'm hurt.
  • Rebecca: Look, for what it's worth, I'm really sorry for the way things have turned out.
  • Robert: You're sorry?
  • Rebecca: Yes. Truly.
  • Robert: Right. Like this isn't what you wanted all along.
  • Rebecca: What are you talking about?
  • Robert: Now Aaron's out the way, I suppose you think I'm all yours, right?
  • Rebecca: You're kidding, right?
  • Robert: Don't act innocent. I've got news for you. It's not gonna happen. I wish I'd never gone near you in the first place.
  • Rebecca: You don't have to be like this. I'm sure, once he's cooled down, Aaron will come around.
  • Robert: How? I mean, it's not like the problem's going away.
  • Rebecca: The problem? It's your baby!
  • Robert: So you keep saying. I've only got your word for that. I mean, a desperate slapper like you, it could be anyone's. (Rebecca slaps him and walks away)
hey y'know that feeling when you're laying in your bedroom at night with all the lights off and your mind starts spiraling downward and you start to wonder when you and your loved ones are gonna die and if it's gonna be painful for you and/or them and you're worried that what if you or they die just after you had a really nasty argument and you never got to apologize to each other and you or they will die with the thought that you really hated each other in the end and you're scared about what's gonna happen to you after death and you just about break down in tears

yea me neither

Beautiful Creatures Sentence Meme
  • "I've been having the same dream for months now."
  • "I want him/her, no matter what happens."
  • "At first I thought I was losing my mind. Then I realized it would be no great loss."
  • "Insanity's inevitable."
  • "It was like love before first sight."
  • "Only two types of people here, the ones too stupid to leave and the ones too stuck to move."
  • "Anything is better than a life standing still."
  • "To be unstuck in time in a constant state of stage fright."
  • "If I dress like I care, I lose credibility."
  • "I envy people in comas."
  • "How does loving Jesus make that man/woman so crazy?"
  • "Why would anyone wanna move here?"
  • "How 'bout you and I go see a movie or something? Oh, that'd be just heaven!"
  • "I wish you would stop reading those types of books, they're bad for your mind."
  • "_____ looks like death eating a cracker."
  • "Are you nuts? You almost killed me!"
  • "You know I never understood why Leo had to die in the end! Why couldn't they take turns?"
  • "If I get in the car, will there be more of this interesting conversation? Because I'd rather drown."
  • "I can't believe you told me the ending to Titanic!"
  • "Well, that was a dead-end conversation on a road going nowhere."
  • "I don't feel like being a haunted house attraction today."
  • "Some people never go crazy, what truly horrible lives they must live."
  • "I think we need time apart."
  • "I pray every night you won't go straight to Hell."
  • "I won't go straight to Hell, I wanna stop off in New York first."
  • "This is one of those banned books."
  • "You can't pray in class."
  • "Never been on the outside looking in, have you?"
  • "I memorized this whole thing to impress you. Damn!"
  • "I never know whether you're insulting me or not."
  • "Again, wrong century."
  • "_____ loves Google."
  • "I hope this doesn't sound weird but I think I've been dreaming about you every night for months."
  • "That did not sound as creepy as it did in my head."
  • "So, like what, you're from Europe?"
  • "We prefer the term "Caster.""
  • "That is such a mortal thing to say."
  • "I hate hiding all the time."
  • "You're a miracle. Why would you ever want to be normal?"
  • "You wanna go out with me?"
  • "Wait, am I going out the window?"
  • "Promise me it'll be a really normal, awkward teenager date."
  • "I won't even call you after!"
  • "Let's get out of here."
  • "Most people spend their entire lives waiting for a moment that's going to change everything and it never comes."
  • "What could happen besides getting your first hangover?"
  • "They can choose, why can't you?"
  • "I don't know who I really am inside."
  • "I distinctly remember not inviting you."
  • "Boyfriend/girlfriend, huh?"
  • "Loving this boy/girl puts you in terrible danger!"
  • "You're not losing me!"
  • "No matter what you do, no matter they do to me, I'm still here! Now what does that tell you!"
  • "And I yelled at you because I care about you!"
  • "I don't want to be any further away from you than I am right now."
  • "I'm scared I'm gonna hurt you."
  • "Go ahead, kill me."
  • "The person I love has to die!"
  • "I just want to be with you."
  • "That's okay, I don't think you're cool now."
  • "How am I gonna survive a lifetime with you surprising me?"
  • "They took you from me."
  • "You can never be together."
  • "Define 'good.'"
Zootopia Sentence Starters (Part Sixteen):
  • "Look, you probably can't read."
  • "The sign says "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone", so beat it!"
  • "That's the truth."
  • "He would never just disappear."
  • "Our detectives are very busy."
  • "I will find him."
  • "Hi! I love your dress!"
  • "She's the bunny that saved my life yesterday! From that giant donut!"
  • "Put 'em down."
  • "Just when I thought someone actually believed in me, huh?"
  • "Probably best if you don't have a predator as a partner."
  • "He's my friend."
  • "I am proud to announce that my mammal inclusion initiative has produced its first police academy graduate."
  • "Make room, will ya?"
  • "Let's see those teeth!"
  • "Lumber delivery!"
  • "What's with the color?"
  • "Uhh... It's red wood!"
  • "Okay, you're the boss."
  • "I'm gonna hit the pause button right there."
  • "Haven't seen him in a couple of weeks."
  • "You know, if I wanted to avoid surveillance because I was doing something illegal, which I never have..."
  • "Someone's here!"
  • "Great! We're dead! That's it. I'm dead, you're dead, everybody's dead!"
  • "I love you! Bye! Bye!"
  • "Complementary de-lousing once a month."
  • "Don't lose your key."
  • "You kiss me tomorrow, I'll bite your face off!"
  • "I stood up for you, and you lied to me. You liar!"
  • "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."
  • "You didn't happen to catch the licence plate number? Did you?"
  • "I'm not in the system yet."
  • "Actually, I just remembered, I have a pal at the DMV."
  • "So... things do get to you?"
  • "Oh, I mean, not anymore."
  • "I was small and emotionally unbalanced like you once."
  • Yuri: Join us, Yuto, and unimaginable power you shall have!
  • Yuya: No way, Yuto will never join you!
  • Yugo: We have cookies!
  • Yuto: Cookies??? *slowly leaves Yuya*
  • Yuya: YUTO, ARE YOU ACTUALLY LEAVING ME????
  • Yuto: What? They have cookies!
  • Yuri: That's right! Join the dark side and all the cookies shall be yours!
  • Yuto: Sorry Yuya, I couldn't resist their offer. *leaves Yuya completely*
  • Yuya: YUTO, AFTER ALL THOSE EPISODES THAT WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER, YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE ME LIKE THAT?!

anonymous asked:

Don't worry Haleb and Spoby is never going to be endgame that's what Spaleb is going to be and we all know it and I can't wait for it to happen. You're also not the only one who's Anti Toby I seriously don't get how anyone can like him there's a difference between a misunderstood character and Toby so I never liked him but Spaleb makes me happy the best romantic relationship that happened in the 6 years the show has been on.

I hope you’re right!! I’m … inadvisably putting a lot of hope in Spaleb As Endgame lmao and I’m scared I’m gonna get as burnt as the toast Caleb makes for Spencer (see what I did there?????? I’m in so deep)

I totally agree though, for me, I’ve never really had OTP feelings for a romantic pairing on this show. I never expected I’d ship a hetship so god damn hard but alas, here I am, contemplating writing a fic about them. >.> And I feel that’s been the case for several shippers. Obviously, not all, but a lot of Spaleb shippers have been people who didn’t really have any ships prior to Spaleb so… haha idk I’m rambling now :)

i can just see how the whole henry driving thing happened
  • henry: hey gramps, can i drive the truck?
  • david: wat no lol nice try
  • henry: well
  • henry: i mean
  • henry: hook taught me to sail the ship
  • david: that's a totally different thing henry
  • henry: yeah...guess you're right....okay, bye
  • david: wait where are you going
  • henry: well i'm gonna go see what hook's up to
  • henry: since he lets me sail the ship and all
  • henry:
  • david:
  • henry: yep, hook's pretty coo--
  • david: ok fine fine i'll teach you to drive the truck but we don't tell your mother and i never want to hear anything about hook being cooler than me again
  • david: **IM NOT LIKE A REGULAR GRANDPA, I'M A COOL GRANDPA**