you're on a date right

Ellie my child… oh God, you know there is a fuckening shitstorm brewing for this woman

“I dreamt I was at Axehampton, lying by the waterfall”

And every single episode brings us closer and closer to Joe

Then there’s her dad and kiddos and the problems with Tom

And her personal grief, the way she can relate to Trish’s needs, and what happened to her, and how she’s so traumatised by what men have done and hiding it behind this wall of anger


something bad is going to happen to ellie and when it does I’m going to defenestrate myself


“The most common thing that I get is, ‘Am I the only one who doesn’t think that Anna Kendrick is pretty? And you’re like, ‘No, you’re not the only one. Arguably, all of the boys in my high school agree with you.’”

- Anna Kendrick

Happy birthday Anna Kendrick!!!

Life Is Strange

so me and my boyfriend are playing Life Is Strange on his PS4 and I mentioned it being kind of popular lesbian stuff and he just looked at me all confused like: whaat what lesbian there are none… wait you mean Chloe and Max… they are friends..umm but they are cute…ummmmmm I don’t know Kate.

*3 hours later*

Chloe: If you’re hardcore then kiss me Max 
choice one: Kiss Chloe                      
choice two: don’t kiss Chloe

me: ooooh yeeesss finally
boyfriend looks at me grinning while I laugh and try to steal the controller from him: ooooooooookaaay you were right *he himself hits option one* 

both: awwwwwwwwwww 

Originally posted by goldenfluffy

A conversation before Ep. 10
  • <p> <b>Viktor:</b> Okay guys it's decided that I am going to be narrating!!!<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> Wait, didn't Yurio do something with Otabek? How will you narrate that you weren't there...<p/><b>Viktor:</b> You're right!!! Yurio what happened on your date???<p/><b>Yuri:</b> Date??? What date???<p/><b>Viktor:</b> We saw you Yurio! At that tea place with Otabek!!!<p/><b>Yuri:</b> Okay first of all that's creepy and second mind your own business!<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> In the paper it says he kidnapped you...<p/><b>Viktor:</b> OHMYGOSH YES!!! THE HERO SAVED THE FAIRY!!!<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> How did you get saved from kidnapped???<p/><b>Yuri:</b> Please tell me you're not going to say that...<p/><b>Viktor:</b> TURNS OUT THEY KNEW EACHOTHER FROM BEFORE!!! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BEGINNING TO THIS LOVE STORY~~~<p/><b></b> <b>Yuri:</b>Love stor- WAIT WHO TOLD YOU THAT AND VIKTOR WE ARE JUST FRIENDS!!!<p/></p>

stress relief klance doodle ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡

  • Wally: All right Jaime, if you're serious on dating my cousin, you need to ask for his father's approval
  • Jaime: But...But that's...
  • Bart: Come on Blue! I know you can do it!
  • Jaime: Well, Ok, here I go...
  • Jaime: *holds bottle*
  • Don: *drinks milk* *drinks milk**drinks milk**burps**smiles**gets asleep again*
  • Artemis: Wow, Jade was right, you guys shouldn't be allowed to babysit anymore...
  • - 5 years later -
  • Don: *walks Bart through the aisle*
  • Barry: I'm so proud *wipes tear*
  • Jay: The house will finally have some peace and tranquility
  • Iris: I know that things go pretty fast for you speedsters, but Don can't even write and read properly and he's already doing this.

You turned to Sam, ready to share a look and a laugh at your dad’s hippie comment, but you were more than a little surprised to see Sam squaring his shoulders, jaw set.

“No disrespect, sir, but why don’t you think I’m a good match for Y/N?” he asked. He stared at your father, his posture tall, and you stared, bewildered by the indignant expression his face held as he waited for an answer.


Well, they say at the end of your life, you regret the stuff you didn’t do more than the stuff that you did. And, I’m pretty sure Tetsuya is the stuff I want to do.
—  Akashi Seijuurou, probably