you're ok

Why does “you get what you pay for” only apply to consumers and not employers?

Why do employers offering minimum wage expect dedicated, hard working, knowledgeable, experienced employees instead of just someone who shows up and does the job?

If you’re only willing to pay the minimum, you should only expect to get the minimum.

hey. hey. stop scrolling for a sec.

breathe. you’ve made it so far this year. you’ve gotten through so many things that you thought you wouldn’t, and you’ll continue to get though this, whatever it is. i know you can. i believe in you, and i’m so, so proud of you. i know it probably seems impossible, but it’s going to be ok. it’s going to be ok.

breathe in, breath out. and just keep breathing. we’re gonna get there.

Jordan Fisher and Lin-Manuel Miranda
You’re Welcome

@mutuals stop and think before you reblog a post that has the word “lgbtia+” in it. advice from your friendly intersex mutual, archy: STOP dragging intersex ppl into the lgbt community. idc if you think aces/aros are lgbt just stop dragging other ppl into this. stop putting a fucking i in the acronym. intersex isn’t a gender OR a sexuality- it’s a medical condition. we have time and time again asked for you guys to recognize this, time and time again asked for you guys to stay out of our issues, but you continue to misgender us and use us as props for your arguments. your “lgbtia+ positivity” isn’t nice, it’s hurtful, it literally makes me so dysphoric because i’m basically being told that my genitals and chromosomes somehow make me inherently nonbinary. i’m not lgbt because i’m intersex, i’m lgbt because i’m trans and gay. y'all aren’t being “inclusive” or “recognizing our issues,” most of the time y'all don’t even know what intersex means and it’s obvious when you group it in with genders and sexualities. by dragging us into the lgbt community you are misgendering so many people and intersexist as fuck.

welcome to Mealtimes With Executive Dysfunction, please have a look at our menu:

  • leftovers from the last time you had a Real Actual Meal (you lucky bastard)
  • leftovers from the last time you had a Real Actual Meal (you lucky bastard), except they aren’t actually there anymore because you ate them for lunch
  • staring into the fridge and whining
  • plain rice
  • tuna straight from the can
  • tuna ON TOP OF PLAIN RICE WHAAAAAAT *air horn noises*
  • something that’s probably gone bad a little but you don’t have the energy to care
  • something you actually like but you’re too tired to cook it properly
  • something you hate but it’s still slightly better than all the other options
  • canned soup
  • cheese???????
  • peanut??? butter?????????????
  • guilt about eating canned soup for the 6th time this week
  • oh thank god i have vegetables in the freezer 
  • the fresh vegetables you accidentally left to rot because preparing them was too much effort
  • the easiest & least appetizing of 5 ways you know how to cook eggs
  • 12 different snack foods over a period of 5 hours

what you make doesn’t have to be perfect!!! what the hell is perfect?? make that mark on the paper! sing! write a sentence! don’t get so caught up in how something should look or will look, try to stay present while making! try and feel how good it is to create!! making things when we were kids was one of the best feelings ever right?? it’s how i want to feel every time i draw!!! and it’s harder when you’re an adult! when did we let fear into this beautiful process? putting yourself/your experience in your art is powerful!! it’s therapeutic! create something today! love u!

Daddy Space

✨Being woken up in the middle of the night because your little had a nightmare (or they can’t find their paci)
✨Knowing all of your littles stuffies by name
✨ Remembering every line to their favorite movies
✨ Stickers on everything you own
✨ The only bandaids you have are cartoon/movie related
✨ Your pantry is always stocked with their favorite little snacks/food
✨ At least ½ of your dishware consists of sippies, plates, and silverware that your little one begged for at the store
✨ Crayons are everywhere as well as toys
✨ Your fridge is covered in their colorings and drawings
✨ Having to hide makeup because you know no matter what your little will get into it
✨ Giggles followed by a long silence means having to check up on them immediately (and possibly bring along some cleaning supplies)
✨ Your bathroom is filled with bath supplies for them
✨ Playdates are always the best time of the week
✨ Walks in the park take hours because you can’t say no to them when they ask to play at the park
✨ Ordering their food for them at restaurants is basically a reflex

shit i say — sentence starters
i decided to make a meme out of all the shit i say regularly. enjoy!

GENERAL SHIT. 

  • ❝ I’M GONNA MCFREAKING LOSE MY MIND. ❞
  • ❝ I’m going to shove an entire baseball bat down my throat and smash my insides. ❞
  • ❝ *aggressive finger guns* ❞
  • ❝ *high pitched screeching* ❞
  • ❝ That’s where you’re right, kiddo. ❞
  • ❝ I AM THE ONE THAT WEIGHS A TON DON’T NEED A GUN— ❞
  • ❝ HECK. ❞
  • ❝ GOTTA FUCKING BLAST. ❞
  • ❝ That’s my cue to blast outta here. ❞
  • ❝ GOT ME MOTHERFUCKING MCSHOOK. ❞
  • ❝ Thoroughly shooken. ❞
  • ❝ LISTEN— ❞ 
  • ❝ Trust me, I’m a professional. ❞
  • ❝ I’m gonna throw myself off of a fucking bridge. ❞
  • ❝ I’m convinced I was a cat in a past life. ❞
  • ❝ Inject caffeine directly into my veins, please. ❞
  • ❝ I literally have a ‘white people voice’ for when I’m being polite. ❞
  • ❝ I sound like a fucking twelve year old. ❞
  • ❝ I got a tiny ass head. It’s like a fucking golf ball. ❞

BITTER SHIT.

  • ❝ _____ is the literal bane of my existence. ❞
  • ❝ I hate you. …I’m kidding. ❞
  • ❝ Yeah, well, he’s/she’s/they’re a manipulative cunt, so. ❞
  • ❝ I’m gonna punch you in the fucking mouth. ❞
  • ❝ I’m small and bitter like an espresso. ❞
  • ❝ I am Denatonium benzoate, aka the most bitter substance on the planet. ❞
  • ❝ *facepalm* ❞
  • ❝ *frustrated groaning* ❞
  • ❝ I hate _____ with every fiber of my being. ❞
  • ❝ I will kick your fucking ass. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t you fucking dare. ❞
  • ❝ I get it, I’m fucking short. ❞

LOVEY SHIT.

  • ❝ You mean a lot to me. Like, seriously, a fucking lot. ❞
  • ❝ I do it because I love you. ❞
  • ❝ *fondly* Fucking nerd. ❞
  • ❝ *fondly* Dumbass. ❞
  • ❝ You are my absolute favorite person. ❞
  • ❝ *heart eyes* ❞
  • ❝ Don’t even fucking think about leaving without giving me a hug. ❞
  • ❝ *whining noises and grabby hands* ❞
  • ❝ There he/she/they go(es), the love of my life. ❞
  • ❝ It’s literally unfair how attractive he/she/they is/are. ❞
  • ❝ Look at how pretty he/she/they is/are, I’m gonna fucking cry. ❞
  • ❝ I just wanna smooch his/her/their face. ❞
  • ❝ JUST LOOK AT HIM/HER/THEM! I’M GONNA SCREAM. ❞

MOM-FRIEND SHIT.

  • ❝ I am mom-friend. ❞
  • ❝ You best not be fucking texting and driving. ❞
  • ❝ Do you want ____? ❞
  • ❝ Please don’t do that, you’re worrying me. ❞
  • ❝ Listen, my job is to make sure everyone else is okay. ❞
  • ❝ ‘Drink water kids!’ I say as I am severely dehydrated. ❞
  • ❝ ____, that’s not good. ❞
  • ❝ Who do I have to fucking fight? ❞ 

ANGSTY SHIT.

  • ❝ I hate myself with every fiber of my being. ❞
  • ❝ I’m just really fucking scared. ❞
  • ❝ I’m sorry that I love you. ❞
  • ❝ I’m sorry that I’m like this. ❞
  • ❝ What’s wrong with me? ❞
  • ❝ God, this happens every fucking time. ❞
  • ❝ I loved her/him/them. And she/he/they fucking abandoned me. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t know what I’m doing. ❞
  • ❝ Why the fuck am I crying? ❞
  • ❝ I’m getting bad again. ❞
  • ❝ It’s like everything goes in one ear, out the other with you. ❞
  • ❝ I’ve told you time and fucking time again that it makes me feel like shit, and yet you still do it. ❞
  • ❝ I look and feel like absolute shit. ❞
  • ❝ It’s nothing, I’m fine. ❞

SLEEPY SHIT.

  • ❝ I’m so fucking exhausted. ❞
  • ❝ I really wanna just sleep. ❞
  • ❝ I need to just sleep for like 17 years. ❞
  • ❝ I could literally fall asleep anywhere. ❞
  • ❝ I’m gonna pass out in the middle of the hallway. ❞
  • ❝ I’m already fucking tired. ❞
  • ❝ If I sit still in one place for like 30 minutes, I will fall asleep. ❞
  • ❝ Can I just nap instead? ❞
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Playing with a lazer and a cat – Voltron level

WELL, @klanced made me do this sketch ; and then @loveanimationfan came up with this idea and…

Here is the Lance & Blue comic I promised !
Omg I spent way too much time on this …
I really LOVE to draw Lance & Blue <3 My fav paladin & Lion.
(And yes, Paladins playing with their lions would be the cutest thing.)
(I will definitely draw more lion stuff.)

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