you're not where you belong

astrology vs. mbti
  • astrology is your family: it was assigned to you at random and now you're pretty much stuck with it. it's wrong half the time but you still pay attention to it sometimes because you're hoping it will have somehow gotten better.
  • mbti is your friend group: you definitely chose it. most of the time it totally agrees with you. you're proud of it and make sure to let everyone know that's where you belong.

maidenofdespair  asked:

"I dare you to go around for a day dressed as Ronald Mcdonald while my sister records it."

My muse is playing truth or dare! Send them a truth to answer or a dare to do.

I-I’d rather do a-any sort of t-truth…!

Too late.

❝… t-this is going to r-ruin me…❞


#OT3: you’ve been a little naughty

The Little Mermaid Sentence Meme
  • "I haven't seen this in years, this is wonderful!"
  • "In my day, we had fantastic feasts, when I lived in the palace."
  • "This will be the finest concert I have ever conducted."
  • "You can just stay here and watch for sharks."
  • "You could have been seen by one of those barbarians! By one of those humans!"
  • "Do you think I would want to see my youngest daughter snared by some fish eaters hook?"
  • "I'm sixteen years old. I'm not a child anymore."
  • "The child is in love with a human. And not just any human. A prince!"
  • "I set certain rules and I expect those rules to be obeyed."
  • "Contact between the human world and the mer world is strictly forbidden. You know that! Everyone knows that!"
  • "Come in, come in. We mustn't walk in doorways. Its rude. One might question your upbringing."
  • "Well, angelfish, the solution to your problem is simple."
  • "That's what I do. Its what I live for, to help unfortunate merfolk, like yourself, poor souls with no one else to turn to."
  • "What I want from you is your voice."
  • "Leave no shell unturned, no coral unexplored, and let no one in the kingdom sleep until she's safe at home."
  • "Now I am ruler of all the ocean! The waves ovey my every whim!"
  • "I'll see him wriggle like a worm on a hook!"
  • "Will you get your head out of the clouds and back into the water where it belongs?"
  • "You're not getting cold fins now, are you?"
  • "The human world is a mess. Life under the sea is better than anything they got up there."
  • "It looks just like him. It even has his eyes."
  • "Life's full of tough choices, isn't it?"
  • "Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you."
  • "Don't be such a guppy."
  • "The prince is marrying the sea witch in disguise!"
  • "You are hopeless, child. You know that. Completely helpless."
  • "Gee, you must have really been through something."
  • "When I find the right girl, I'll know. Without a doubt, it'll just-bam- hit me. Like lightning."
  • "Far better than any dream girl is one of flesh and blood. One warm, and caring, and right before your eyes."
  • "So much for true love!"
  • "Why don't you go tell my father? You're good at that."
  • "Somebody should find that poor animal and put it out of its misery."
  • "I lost her once, I'm not going to lose her again."

I’m sorry, Edward. I owe you a great deal.” Jack lowered his eyes. “Thank you.”

After a pause, his bodyguard cast his eyes down and continued softly, but resolutely. “I’d do it again, too… if it meant keeping you safe.”

Jack hesitated for a long moment, cheeks growing hot at the sheer weight those words carried, as he studied the figure before him. A jolt ran up his spine as the ghoul turned briefly to offer him something reminiscent of a bittersweet smile, before he turned his attention back to his drink.

Lost for words?“ Edward rasped, his words pulling Jack back down to earth. ”Damn, that’s a first.“

He wasn’t wrong. But surprise came as he felt a gentle tugging at his back, on the hem of his ratty old t-shirt, and two arms gently, cautiously slithering around his torso. Jack’s weight and warmth pressed against his back as he pulled him into an embrace. [x]

Based on a little ficlet I wrote after Jack patched up Edward’s battle wounds after they get back from Parsons Asylum.

  • "canoodling? in MY lobby? it's more likely than you think"
  • "who's the REAL protag?"
  • "i want ___ to get cuddles"
  • "fluffy angst is my aesthetic"
  • "satan's selling out on me, the fuck"
  • "cabbage is where it's at you useless imbecile"
  • "slams the yes button"
  • "i can recite that entire sketch almost perfectly from memory"
  • "make it furrier, the furriest"
  • "absolutely dededesgusting"
  • "this is what i get for pretending to be a responsible adult"
  • "which one is the real makoto naegi"
  • "bad and naughty canoodlers are put into the canoodle jail to atone for their sins"
  • "#giveadriencatnip2k16"
  • "let's all make bad choices and die"
  • "canoodle with annabelle doll"
  • "what if people just started drawing porn and posting it on ripoff deviantart though"
  • "none of you are free of sin"
  • "bitches and whores"
  • "this is our protag, ladies and gents. we're fucked"
  • "why am i not given the nips"
  • "a single weed and he just exploded"
  • "i smell a toyboxing in the future"
  • "if you want to canoodle you go in the toybox where you belong"
  • "#lookingoutforthechildren"
  • "now you're a horny anti-hero!"

One fine day, while visiting Noiz, Aoba gets a closer look on his piercing collection…

Aoba: Wow… you really have a lot of them.
Noiz: So?
Aoba: Ah- no, I mean, you even have them in black and stuff.
Noiz: I guess. Having them all in one color can be kinda boring.
Aoba: Yeah, you’re right.

*Aoba picks a barbell piercing*

Aoba: Hmm…
Noiz: What?
Aoba: Isn’t this one a bit long for your ear? It’s even thicker…
Noiz: That one doesn’t go on my ear.
Aoba: Eh? Then where?
Noiz: Let’s say that’s the one you like the most.
Aoba: Huh? What do you mean “the one I like th-… ah… Oh.
Noiz: …Your face is red.
Aoba: Sh-shut up!
Noiz: Heeeh… so you really like it.
Aoba: Gh-… you… PERVERTED BRAT!!

anonymous asked:

Not really a fuck customers but: Shout out to those customers that fold the clothes they don't want and puts them back where they belong, you're a rare gem and I appreciate you.

anonymous asked:

Cause if you're not, you shouldn't be in a country where you don't belong

You’re one of those inbread wonder bread people who think all the Mexicans are taking your work, huh??

Pleeeaaassseeeeeeee. If you want to play that role, divide yourself into your 2% Irish 40% bitch 58% idiot and go back to all the places you so fully claim. That shit don’t phase me. I’ve been dealing with disgusting ass people like you my whole life. From growing up in the worst neighborhoods, to having no home, to getting fucking sick, to almost dying, to living in a nice ass home, do you think you scare me???

I eat people like you for breakfast before I go to work and school. Get your ignorant ass out of here. I dare you to say something again.

anonymous asked:

you're a fucking retard, 16 yr old and you act like you're a war veteran, all your fantasies of becoming a soldier will never come true cause you're a fucking pussy, go play CSGO on steam where you belong with your Justin Bieber voice over the mic, stupid little kid, grow a pair, you're probably gonna go mentally insane and shoot up your school just to release the stress and anger I am giving to you, bitch

Acting like a war vet, Playing Csgo, Justin Bieber voice, stupid little kid, shoot up a school… how more wrong can you get?

First off i don’t act like a war vet and i don’t say that i am one, is it because i speak English without many errors or mistakes like you?

Second i don’t play cs:go or as i like to call it, re-skinned call of duty with no iron sights and a economy.

2/10 would get a friend to buy me the game again, i don’t even have it installed. 

Justin Bieber voice…. you know this isn’t an insult correct? I mean the guy is 21 now.

Stupid little kid, So i know a lot about history, i’m six feet tall, and i’m 16. None of that applies.

Shoot up a school, Do i even have to explain how this makes no sense?

So, you’re life has gone down the drain and you’ve resorted to making yourself look like an idiot while trying to mess with someone who has an interest in Military History and has a website dedicated to it, Bravo, good show. I mean come on how more pathetic can you fucking get? 

I’ve got some questions for you, Own a fedora? Still living in mom’s basement? How were those hot pockets? Do you know this man?

It has a striking resemblance to you. Now excuse me while i go 360 no scope my way out of this train wreck you call a life.