astrology is your family:
it was assigned to you at random and now you're pretty much stuck with it. it's wrong half the time but you still pay attention to it sometimes because you're hoping it will have somehow gotten better.
mbti is your friend group:
you definitely chose it. most of the time it totally agrees with you. you're proud of it and make sure to let everyone know that's where you belong.
“I’m sorry, Edward. I owe you a great deal.” Jack lowered his eyes. “Thank you.”
After a pause, his bodyguard cast his eyes down and continued softly, but resolutely. “I’d do it again, too… if it meant keeping you safe.”
Jack hesitated for a long moment, cheeks growing hot at the sheer weight those words carried, as he studied the figure before him. A jolt ran up his spine as the ghoul turned briefly to offer him something reminiscent of a bittersweet smile, before he turned his attention back to his drink.
”Lost for words?“ Edward rasped, his words pulling Jack back down to earth. ”Damn, that’s a first.“
He wasn’t wrong. But surprise came as he felt a gentle tugging at his back, on the hem of his ratty old t-shirt, and two arms gently, cautiously slithering around his torso. Jack’s weight and warmth pressed against his back as he pulled him into an embrace. [x]
Based on a little ficlet I wrote after Jack patched up Edward’s battle wounds after they get back from Parsons Asylum.
One fine day, while visiting Noiz, Aoba gets a closer look on his piercing collection…
Aoba: Wow… you really have a lot of them. Noiz: So? Aoba: Ah- no, I mean, you even have them in black and stuff. Noiz: I guess. Having them all in one color can be kinda boring. Aoba: Yeah, you’re right.
*Aoba picks a barbell piercing*
Aoba: Hmm… Noiz: What? Aoba: Isn’t this one a bit long for your ear? It’s even thicker… Noiz: That one doesn’t go on my ear. Aoba: Eh? Then where? Noiz: Let’s say that’s the one you like the most. Aoba: Huh? What do you mean “the one I like th-… ah… Oh. Noiz: …Your face is red. Aoba: Sh-shut up! Noiz: Heeeh… so you really like it. Aoba: Gh-… you… PERVERTED BRAT!!
Cause if you're not, you shouldn't be in a country where you don't belong
You’re one of those inbread wonder bread people who think all the Mexicans are taking your work, huh??
Pleeeaaassseeeeeeee. If you want to play that role, divide yourself into your 2% Irish 40% bitch 58% idiot and go back to all the places you so fully claim. That shit don’t phase me. I’ve been dealing with disgusting ass people like you my whole life. From growing up in the worst neighborhoods, to having no home, to getting fucking sick, to almost dying, to living in a nice ass home, do you think you scare me???
I eat people like you for breakfast before I go to work and school. Get your ignorant ass out of here. I dare you to say something again.
you're a fucking retard, 16 yr old and you act like you're a war veteran, all your fantasies of becoming a soldier will never come true cause you're a fucking pussy, go play CSGO on steam where you belong with your Justin Bieber voice over the mic, stupid little kid, grow a pair, you're probably gonna go mentally insane and shoot up your school just to release the stress and anger I am giving to you, bitch
Acting like a war vet, Playing Csgo, Justin Bieber voice, stupid little kid, shoot up a school… how more wrong can you get?
First off i don’t act like a war vet and i don’t say that i am one, is it because i speak English without many errors or mistakes like you?
Second i don’t play cs:go or as i like to call it, re-skinned call of duty with no iron sights and a economy.
2/10 would get a friend to buy me the game again, i don’t even have it installed.
Justin Bieber voice…. you know this isn’t an insult correct? I mean the guy is 21 now.
Stupid little kid, So i know a lot about history, i’m six feet tall, and i’m 16. None of that applies.
Shoot up a school, Do i even have to explain how this makes no sense?
So, you’re life has gone down the drain and you’ve resorted to making yourself look like an idiot while trying to mess with someone who has an interest in Military History and has a website dedicated to it, Bravo, good show. I mean come on how more pathetic can you fucking get?
I’ve got some questions for you, Own a fedora? Still living in mom’s basement? How were those hot pockets? Do you know this man?
It has a striking resemblance to you. Now excuse me while i go 360 no scope my way out of this train wreck you call a life.