you're not smarter than me

MELANIE MARTINEZ LYRICS RP STARTERS
  • "You've seem to replace your brain with your heart"
  • "Everyone thinks that we're perfect"
  • "Smile for the picture"
  • "Go back to being plastic"
  • "Kids are still depressed when you dress them up"
  • "He doesn't think I'm that fucking dumb, does he?"
  • "You call that ass your own, we call that silicone"
  • "All the makeup in the world won't make you less insecure"
  • "It's all fun and games 'til somebody falls in love"
  • "You already bought a ticket and there's no turning back now"
  • "Mr. Houdini, you're a freakshow"
  • "You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down"
  • "Fuck your degree"
  • "You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry"
  • "Why do I always spill?"
  • "God, I wish I never spoke"
  • "I'm sick of all the games I have to play"
  • "I love when you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do"
  • "It's not like I'm asking to be your wife!"
  • "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!"
  • "I'll cry until the candles burn down this place"
  • "I'll cry until my pity party's in flames"
  • "He chased me and he wouldn't stop!"
  • "Tag, you're it!"
  • "I'm fucking crazy"
  • "Do you like my cookies? They're made just for you"
  • "A little pit of sugar and lots of poison, too!"
  • "Honey, do you want me now?"
  • "Someone told me 'stay away from things that aren't yours' but was he yours if he wanted me so bad?"
  • "Pacify her! She's getting on my nerves"
  • "You don't love her, stop lying with those words!"
  • "Loving her seems tiring"
  • "Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic"
  • "No one will love you if you're unattractive!"
  • "Is it true that pain is beauty?"
  • "Will a pretty face make it better?"
  • "Do you swear you'll stay forever?"
  • "Baby soft skin turns into leather"
  • "We paint white roses red, each shade from a different person's head"
  • "This dream is a killer!"
  • "I really hate being safe"
  • "The normals, they make me afraid"
  • "The crazies, they make me feel sane"
  • "I'm not! Baby, I'm mad!"
  • "So what if I'm crazy? The best people are!"
  • "Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong"
  • "You like me best when I'm off my rocker"
  • "All the best people are crazy"

anonymous asked:

You're stronger than you think. ( in response to me saying I was annoyed with having a trauma response because I didn't think I should have)

  • Klaus: That's not what *insert word here* means
  • Count Olaf: You think you're smarter than me/ with all your bad poetry/ fuck all your abc's/ alphabet boy
  • Klaus:
  • Count Olaf:
  • Lemony Snicket: WHY
Melanie Martinez {Sentence Starters}
  • "It's no fun, when I'm sitting all alone."
  • "You seem to replace your brain with your heart."
  • "I guess I held on for too long."
  • "You think you're smarter than me
  • "So now I'm really sorry for being the apologetic one."
  • "Your heart's too big for your body."
  • "Someone told me 'stay away from things that aren’t yours'."
  • "Is this coming off in a cheesy way?"
  • "All the makeup in the world won't make you less insecure."
  • "I'm done with your bittersweet tragedy."
  • "You take things so hard, and then you fall apart."
  • "Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap."
  • "Whoever said I gave a shit about you?"
  • "Everyone thinks that we're perfect."
  • "It's not like I'm asking to be your wife!"
  • "Tell me what to do to make it all feel better."
  • "If you like me, please let me know."
  • "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to."
  • "Do you like my cookies? They're made just for you."
  • "Tell me why the hell no one is here!"
  • "You're one of a kind, and no one understands."
  • "And it's all fun and games,'til somebody falls in love."
  • "Wanna make you mine, but that's hard to say."
  • "I'm sick of all the games I have to play."
  • "He chased me and he wouldn't stop!"
  • "Please, don't let them look through the curtains."
  • "So what if I'm crazy? The best people are."
  • "I need to kill you. That's the only way to get you out of my head."
  • "I see things that nobody else sees."
  • "And I think you're crazy, too. That's probably the reason that we get along."
Cry Baby Song Meanings By Me
  • Cry Baby: we hate other people because they are like us
  • Dollhouse: nothing is as it seems
  • Sippy Cup: sugar coating doesn't change anything
  • Carousel: I hate you but I have to love you
  • Alphabet Boy: fuck you you're not that smarter than me
  • Training Wheels: I'll help you move on, but you have to move faster
  • Tag, Your It: bad stuff happens for no reason, but you'll live
  • Milk And Cookies: do something for yourself, poison someone, fix your own problems
  • Pacify Her: some people just have to shut up
  • Mrs. Potato Head: changing yourself for someone else isn't the answer
  • Mad Hatter: I'm crazy, I'm messed up, I love it
  • Play Date: i don't want to be with you but I'm stuck
  • Teddy Bear: you trust people that aren't always the best, they will turn against you
  • Cake: I'm worthy of everything you loser
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90′S CROSSOVER EVENT OF THE CENTURY!!!! Naoko and Togashi, you two are married, please just sit down and MAKE THIS HAPPEN ALREADY

Descriptions of the pairs are in the captions!! I may or may not color it in the future, and I may make alternate ones for Kurama+Venus and Kuwabara+Mercury since I think the ones I went with weren’t as expressive but hrm ‘-’a

Cry Baby
  • Aries:
  • "9, 10 never want to see you again,
  • 11, 12 I pull off black so well,
  • Shit behind the curtain that I'm sick of sugarcoatin',
  • Next time you're alone, think fast before you grab the phone." -Milk and Cookies
  • Taurus:
  • "Maybe it's a cruel joke on me,
  • Whatever, whatever,
  • Just means there's way more cake for me,
  • Forever, forever,
  • It's my party and I'll cry if I want to." -Pity Party
  • Gemini:
  • "Think I just remembered something,
  • I think I left the faucet running,
  • Now my words are filling up the tub,
  • Darling, you're just soaking in it,
  • But I know you'll get out in a minute." -Soap
  • Cancer:
  • "It doesn't matter what you pull up to your home,
  • We know what goes on inside,
  • You call that ass your own, we call that silicone,
  • Silly girl with silly boys." -Sippy Cup
  • Leo:
  • "I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me,
  • I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy,
  • You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry,
  • Fuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy." -Alphabet Boy
  • Virgo:
  • "Took the words right out of my mouth,
  • Tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it,
  • Can anybody hear me? I'm hidden under ground,
  • Can anybody hear me? Am I talking to myself?" -Tag, you're it
  • Libra:
  • "Wake up in your bedroom and there's nothing left to say,
  • When I try to talk you're always playing board games,
  • I wish I had a monopoly over your mind,
  • I wish I didn't care all the time." -Play Date
  • Scorpio:
  • "Teddy bear, you were my teddy bear,
  • You were comforting and quiet,
  • How did love become so violent?
  • Oh, teddy bear, you were my teddy bear,
  • Everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me." -Teddy Bear
  • Sagittarius:
  • "Some one told me stay away from things that aren't yours,
  • But was he yours, if he wanted me so bad?
  • Pacify her,
  • She's getting on my nerves,
  • You don't love her,
  • Stop lying with those words." -Pacify Her
  • Capricorn:
  • "Over the bend, entirely bonkers,
  • You like me best when I'm off my rocker,
  • Tell you a secret, I'm not alarmed,
  • So what if I'm crazy? The best people are." -Mad Hatter
  • Aquarius:
  • "Kids forever, kids forever,
  • Baby soft skin turns into leather,
  • Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic,
  • No one will love you if you're unattractive,
  • Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?" -Mrs. Potato Head
  • Pisces:
  • "I'm not a piece of cake for you to just discard,
  • While you walk away with the frosting of my heart,
  • So I'm taking back what's mine,
  • You'll miss the slice of heaven that I gave to you last night." -Cake
Letters to people I know with their signs
  • Aries: I remember when we were little I always took care of you and protected you with everything I had. We were always close, even when I was in middle school and I pushed you away you always tried to talk to me. I love you so much, you're my younger brother but you're so smarter than me and I know you won't make the same mistakes I did when I was in high school.
  • Taurus: I hope you make my Libra cousin happy, he's gone through a lot of shit and even though he seems happy, I know he isn't. You're the light to his world so please don't make it don't dark. I'm trusting you with his heart, please make him feel loved.
  • Gemini: I just met you, but I can tell you're interesting and a wonderful person. I can see that your mind focuses too deeply on one thing which makes it hard for you to move on to other endeavors, but I like that about you. I hope you still around so we can be good friends. I think you're amazing
  • Cancer: I love you more than anything. You're my cousin and you and I have always gotten along great, but please don't destroy yourself. You're all the way in california right now, and I just hope you make the right decisions. Please stay wise and humble, I hope i'll see you soon.
  • Leo: I remember the first time I went over to your house, we stood on the balcony while it was raining and we just stayed there and took pictures while it poured. That's when I knew you were cool as hell and you're a rare person to find, you're kind and caring. Even though we won't talk much anymore since you're going away for college, i'll always care about you. Good luck
  • Virgo: I've noticed that you don't talk much but you tend to watch others and take their movements as their words. I admire your intelligence and your ability to analyze each part of the human body as beauty, but please show some love to yourself. You're beautiful as well, you're human too.
  • Libra: We grew up together and i've watched you destroy yourself in relationships. You're the kind of guy that's gives your whole being up to make another person happy, and you're so selfless. I love you, and i'm so glad that the girl you chose now makes you happier than anyone else ever had.
  • Scorpio: Although you broke me and cheated on me, i'd like to thank you for the lessons you've taught me. Thank you for caring about me even though i took it the wrong way, now I realize my mistakes. I hope we can catch up one day, and I hope you're happy with the girl you have now. I wish the best of luck to you and that there's no more negative feelings towards each other.
  • Sagittarius: I know that this is not the end of us. I love you. I finally understand why you came into my life, and why you had to leave, but all I can hope for is your safety. I hope you heal, and maybe one day, in this lifetime or the next, we will be together again. I think about you every night and day. I know you're hurting, but please stay strong. No matter what, even if you and I both move on, i'll always love you.
  • Capricorn: I'm so sorry I hurt you. I was confused and I was going crazy, I didn't mean to break your trust. I never intended to do that to you and just know that if I wasn't going crazy from being laced, I would never have done that. I miss you, but it's too late. I at least hope that in the future, i'll know that you're doing okay.
  • Aquarius: You are wise and like a big brother to everyone you meet. You don't talk about yourself much even though you wear your heart on your sleeve, so I can easily tell you're in pain. I hope you grow the strength to make a change in yourself. I believe in you.
  • Pisces: You destroyed me, but you also made me a better person. I'm thankful for all the pain you've caused me, and the lessons that came with it. Even though it took a long time for me to get over it, I am now stronger than ever. I still think about you, and I just hope you'll be happier. I don't blame you for anything because I know you were in a bad place, maybe we can talk again. I hope we do.
Signs as Songs of Melanie Martinez
  • Aries: "I know my ABCs, yet you keep teaching me. I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy. You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry. Fuck all your ABCs, alphabet boy" - Alphabet Boy
  • Taurus: "I'm not a piece of cake for you to just discard while you walk away with the frosting of my heart. So I'm taking back what's mine, you'll miss the slice of heaven that I gave to you last night" - Cake
  • Gemini: "Places, places, get in your places. Throw on your dress and put on your doll faces. Everyone thinks that we're perfect. Please don't let them look through the curtains." - Dollhouse
  • Cancer: "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to. Cry if I want to. I'll cry until the candles burn down this place. I'll cry until my pity party's in flames" - Pity Party
  • Leo: "I don't give a fuck about you anyways. Whoever said I gave a shit 'bout you? You never share your toys or communicate. I guess I'm just a play date to you" - Play Date
  • Virgo: "And it's all fun and games, 'til somebody falls in love. But you've already bought a ticket, and there's no turning back now" - Carousel
  • Libra: "Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty? Does a new face come with a warranty? Will a pretty face make it better?" - Mrs. Potato Head
  • Scorpio: "I'll be at the wake dressed in all black. I'll call out your name but you won't call back. I'll hand a flower to your mother when I say goodbye. Cause baby you're dead to me" - Dead to Me
  • Sagittarius: "I'm done with your bittersweet, bittersweet tragedy. It's no fun, when I'm sitting all alone. You're right in front of me." - Bittersweet Tragedy
  • Capricorn: "I need a gingerbread man, the one I'll feed. The gingerbread man, the one I'll eat. One who's always crazy. Never calls me baby" - Gingerbread Man
  • Aquarius: "I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad. The craziest friend that you've ever had. You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone. Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong" - Mad Hatter
  • Pisces: "Love everything you do, when you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do. Wanna ride my bike with you, fully undressed, no training wheels left for you" - Training Wheels
Cry Baby Starters pt. 1
  • Cry Baby:
  • "Your heart's too big for your body"
  • "You're all on your own"
  • "You're one of a kind and no one understands"
  • "I look at you and I see myself"
  • "I know you better than anyone else"
  • Dollhouse:
  • "We'll be a perfect family"
  • "Mom, please wake up"
  • "Everyone thinks that we're perfect"
  • "Won't you be a good sister?"
  • "I see things that nobody else sees"
  • Sippy Cup:
  • "How did you afford this ring that I love, honey?"
  • "He doesn't think I'm that fucking dumb does he?"
  • "All the make up in the world, won't make you less insecure"
  • Carousel:
  • "Will I catch up to love?"
  • "Chasing after you is like a fairytale"
  • "Take my hand"
  • "It's all fun and games till somebody falls in love"
  • "There's no turning back now"
  • "Right when I'm near, it's like you disappear"
  • "Where'd you go?"
  • "Why did you steal my cotton candy heart?"
  • Alphabet Boy:
  • "You build me up like building blocks just so you could knock me down"
  • "You'll never catch me cry"
  • "You think you're smarter than me"
  • "Are you smarter than me now?"
  • "You're not my daddy"
  • "I'm not your dolly"
  • "I'm not a little kid"
  • Soap:
  • "I think I just remembered something"
  • "Tired of being careful"
  • "I said too much"
  • "Why do I always spill?"
  • "God, I wish I never spoke"
  • "Think I got myself in trouble"
  • "Should have never said the word love"
  • "I'm sick of all the games I have to play"
  • Training Wheels:
  • "I love everything you do"
  • "When you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do"
  • "I'm telling you things you already know"
  • "I'm asking you where you want to go"
  • "It's not like I'm asking to be your wife"
  • "I wanna make you mine, but that's hard to say"
  • "Is this coming off in a cheesy way?"
  • Pity Party:
  • "Tell me why the hell no one is here"
  • "Tell me what to do to make it all feel better"
  • "Maybe it's a cruel joke on me"
  • "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to"
  • "It feels like I'm dying"
signs as my favorite songs
  • Aries: Lolita - Lana Del Rey
  • "No more skipping rope, skipping heart beats with the boys downtown. Just you and me feeling the heat even when the sun goes down."
  • Taurus: Sweater Weather - The Neighbourhood
  • "Cause it's too cold for you here and now, so let me hold both your hands in the holes of my sweater"
  • Gemini: Alphabet Boy - Melanie Martinez
  • "You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry"
  • Cancer: Hey Jude - The Beatles
  • "And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders"
  • Leo: Circus - Britney Spears
  • "Spotlight on me and I'm ready to break. I'm like a performer, the dancefloor is my stage"
  • Virgo: People Help The People - Birdy
  • "God knows what is hiding in those weak and sunken lives. Fiery throngs of muted angels, giving love but getting nothing back.
  • Libra: Queen Of Disaster - Lana Del Rey
  • "Got me spinning like a ballerina, feeling gangsta every time I see ya, you're the king and baby I'm the queen of disaster"
  • Scorpio: Toxic - Britney Spears
  • "I’m addicted to you, don’t you know that you’re toxic"
  • Sagittarius: Kill Me - The Pretty Reckless
  • "Drugs, bars, backseats of cars. Blowing boys, what a boring life I've led so far"
  • Capricorn: Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
  • "They're gonna clean up your looks, with all the lies in the books, to make a citizen out of you"
  • Aquarius: Creep - Radiohead
  • "But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here."
  • Pisces: Asleep - The Smiths
  • "Sing me to sleep, I don't want to wake up on my own anymore"
the signs as melanie martinez lyrics
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Aries:</b> i carry bandaids on me now for when your soft hands hit the jagged ground<p/><b>Taurus:</b> all the make up in the world won't make you less insecure<p/><b>Gemini:</b> a little bit of sugar, but lots of poison too<p/><b>Cancer:</b> they call you cry baby, cry baby, but you don't fucking care<p/><b>Leo:</b> baby soft skin turns into leather; don't be dramatic<p/><b>Virgo:</b> uh oh, there it goes, said too much it over flowed; why do i always spill?<p/><b>Libra:</b> everyone thinks that were perfect; please don't let them look through the curtains<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> you've reached the end: you are the winner<p/><b>Saggitarius:</b> it's my party and i'll cry if i want to<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> it's all' fun and games 'til someone falls in love<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> you think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry<p/><b>Pisces:</b> the normals make me afraid; the crazies make me feel sane<p/></p><p/></p>

you know WHAT i’ve been thinking about why clark said “you’re letting them kill martha” in that scene like??? why wouldn’t he just call her “my mom”? say “you’re letting them kill my mom”? that’s definitely a more natural sentence. but clark is so smart. he already knows that bruce knows he has parents, so mentioning that he does isn’t going to be enough – it’s already not enough.

but clark knows bruce’s mom’s name. he’s a reporter – a reporter trained by lois lane – who’s been looking into the bat, into bruce. he knows that he and bruce have this in common. (and for all that bruce is the world’s greatest detective - heh - he isn’t interested in learning these things about clark; he isn’t interested in learning anything that might force him to look at clark as a person which is why this commonality catches him so offguard despite knowing clark’s identity – he hasn’t bothered to look at clark the man, only clark the disguise.)

clark also knows the traumatic circumstances in which martha wayne died. but he’s the most compassionate man probably ever, so he doesn’t open with “you’re letting them kill martha,” because he knows it’ll hurt bruce far worse than any fight. he isn’t cruel. even in the face of his mother’s death, he isn’t cruel. so he doesn’t use it except as a last ditch effort. and then, when he think his life is forfeit but he can’t let it cost his mother her life, he triggers bruce on purpose

CRY BABY SENTENCE STARTER
  • "Your heart's too big for your body."
  • "I look at you and I see myself."
  • "Don't let them see what goes down in the kitchen."
  • "Ha, you're blinded by her jewelry!"
  • "He doesn't think I'm that fucking dumb does he?"
  • "All the makeup in the world, won't make you less insecure."
  • "We're a freak show."
  • "Why did you steal my cotton candy heart?"
  • "You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry?"
  • "I say fuck your degree, alphabet boy."
  • "God I wish I never spoke. Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap."
  • "Uh oh there it goes, I said too much!"
  • "I love everything you do, when you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do."
  • "Is this coming off in a cheesy way?"
  • "Maybe it's a cruel joke on me.."
  • "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!"
  • "He chased me and he wouldn't stop."
  • "I can taste your skin in my teeth."
  • "Do you like my cookies? They're made just for you."
  • "A little bit of sugar, but lots of poison, too."
  • "Pacify her! She’s getting on my nerves."
  • "Someone told me stay away from things that aren’t yours."
  • "Will a pretty face make it better?"
  • "But little girls are learning how to cut and paste."
  • "The normals, they make me afraid. The crazies, they make me feel sane."
  • "And I think you're crazy too, I know you're gone. It's probably the reason that we get along."
  • "I'm walking to your house, nobody's home."
  • "Whoever said I give a shit about you?"
  • "You were comforting and quiet."
  • "I'm so unprepared. I'm fucking scared."
  • "You've got all the ingredients except you needing me."
  • "Your skin is warm like an oven, your kiss is sugary sweet."
  • Alistair: Why do you always go on about how stupid I am? I'm not stupid, am I?
  • Morrigan: If you need to ask the question...
  • Alistair: Because it hurts my manly feelings, you know. All one of them.
  • Morrigan: Then I'll be sure to write you an apology once all of this is over.
  • Alistair: I was educated by the Chantry. I studied history. They don't make stupid templars.
  • Morrigan: Then I must have been mistaken. I'm very impressed.
  • Alistair: No you're not. You're not even listening to me.
  • Morrigan: My, you are smarter than you look after all. Your Chantry must have been very proud.