you're not picking it up

  • People: But why does Superman bother saving people? What's his motivation? It doesn't make sense if you don't give him a clear motive to help people! It's unrealistic!
  • Me: You know when you see someone trip and drop their shit? And you just immediately start trying to help them pick it all up? Just, you know, because you're a human being and you're decent? Like. It's probably just that instinct but like up to 11 and with super hearing and world ending scenarios. I dunno.
[voltron] actually klance
  • keith , clenching his fists in anger : lance . you're trash .
  • lance : you're right .
  • lance : wanna take me out ?
  • keith :
  • keith : ...
  • keith , whispering : i'll pick you up at 8pm .
a few things you probably did not know about the signs
  • aries: even though they don't express it frequently, they constantly crave attention from the people they care about and feel neglected/disliked if they don't receive that attention
  • taurus: they're incredibly secretive; even if it seems like they're talking a lot and opening up to you, you will never know the whole story bc they'll never let you know the whole story - only random parts of it
  • gemini: very aware of what makes other people happy and of how to cheer them up - actually surprisingly good at comforting people if they care about them enough
  • cancer: even if they seem quiet and reserved on the outside theyre actually completely crazy once you get to know them and it's almost scary tbh
  • leo: 100% ready to help you out through any crap you're going through and are likely to kill someone for you if you need it
  • virgo: they have a rly dorky sense of humour and even though their jokes are usually the lame they'll always be there to pick you up when you're having a bad day
  • libra: not rly nice and nurturing to EVERYONE (like zodiac posts make them seem), actually VERY selective about their friends and gives them the realest advice without ever sugarcoating anything
  • scorpio: too perceptive, even if they don't point it out they can tell when something's wrong before you've even decided to tell them
  • sagittarius: even though they're outgoing and usually manage to get along with different kinds of people, they have only a very small number of true friends who they are ridiculously loyal to
  • capricorn: they are veeeeery picky, especially when it comes to friends and the people they trust - even if they seem very impressed with you they might be just acting polite while judging u on the inside lmao
  • aquarius: they aren't unemotional, they probably do care about you a lot but just don't know how to show it
  • pisces: they let themselves get dragged through the dirt all the time and even if you treat them like crap they pretend they're okay when they're not and do literally whatever they can to help you and make you happy

The official team picture for the Foxes is a mess. Dan and Matt are leaning on each other and grinning(they probably have their faces pressed together what nerds). Allison is back to back with Renee and they’re making finger guns. Nicky has his arm flung across Aaron’s shoulders, who looks irritated (probably because Nicky has to bend down slightly to get his arm around him). Kevin is in the process of yelling at Neil. Andrew is off to the side throwing up a peace sign with an emotionless facial expression.

Meanwhile, the Ravens are all lined up and they’ve previously practiced their exact expressions and the precise angle that their heads are tilted.


It’s a long shot but I really want Choices to become a full-blown TV show.

I mean, come on. Firstly, it’s books have all the qualities of a great TV show: compelling storyline, assortment of relatable characters, and shocking plot twists that will leave you at the edge of your seat.

Secondly, it takes me about twenty to thirty minutes to complete a chapter—the average length of a sitcom episode. PB could easily add a few extra scenes to bump it up to drama length.

And finally, if we’re being honest, Endless Summer, The Crown and the Flame, etc. have better storylines than half the shows that are currently on air.

I could go on and on about how amazing Choices is and how much it deserves to be expanded into the small screen, but I’ll leave it at that.

Hogwarts Houses as Pick Up Lines
  • for anon
  • Gryffindor: "You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not."
  • Slytherin: "My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful [person] in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?"
  • Ravenclaw: "If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
  • Hufflepuff: "My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!"
#PickUpPitch Postcard

The #PickUpPitch Campaign is still going. We are sending letters, postcards, and emails to the content managers at Hulu, Netflix and MLB Network asking them to pick up our team. 

We’ll be releasing this postcard next week sometime and we’ll let you guys know when. Are you all interested in sending postcards again? Let us know by reblogging and leaving comments!

We understand that we have already sent baseballs and postcards before which is why we are asking that you #JustSend3. Consider sending one postcard to each of the platforms we are targeting to keep cost down but still get our message out. 

An Ignis Scientia Poem

Because you smile with so much joy,
And you snap your fingers so cutely, my boy,
Because you turn to a side with so much grace,
And there’s happiness gleaming in your face,
I can’t help but stare at you breathlessly,

When you come up with a new recipe. 

  • Zen: Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
  • Jumin: You're so beautiful, you make me forget my pick-up line
  • Jaehee: I thought happiness starts with a H, but why does mine starts with U?
  • Saeyoung: Do you have a band-aid? Because i scraped my knee falling for you
  • Saeran: Hello i'm a thief, can I steal your heart?
  • Yoosung: Is your name Google? Because you have searching I've been for everything
  • Yoosung:
  • Yoosung: wAIT NO-
  • Rei: I'm Nagisa's emergency contact.
  • Nurse: So you're here to pick him up?
  • Rei: No I'm here to be removed as his emergency contact.
Captain's Pick Up lines
  • Bokuto: Hoot hoot! You're cute!
  • Akaashi: Get out of my house Bokuto-san
  • -
  • Daichi: Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause that ass is sweet
  • Suga: *covering Asahi's ears* Not around the children!
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  • Oikawa: Nobody's perfect except me. But you're pretty damn close
  • Iwaizumi: *kicks Oikawa's legs out from under him*
  • -
  • Kuroo: Did it hurt when you fell for me?
  • Tsukishima: No, but I scraped my knees when I crawled up the stairs of hell
  • Bonus
  • Ushijima: If you had come to Shiratorizawa, you could've been my star setter