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Lance is like… the unexpected ride or die friend. He’s the guy you call when your car breaks down in the middle of the night but only after you’ve already tried ten other people. And when he picks up you don’t really have high hopes because you two aren’t really that close, but apparently he didn’t get the memo because he’s immediately like “oh shit yeah sure gimme a sec to get some clothes on and get in my car and also do you want coffee or anything? because I think I’m gonna stop and get some so I don’t crash my car on the way lol. no? you sure? okay hang tight for a few mins be right there”

  • Peter: What are you doing?! Hang up that phone!
  • Wade: I'm in the middle of a call with my credit card company. I tried to get an online subscription to the New Yorker, and they declined me!
  • Peter: Why?
  • Wade: Apparently, based on my previous purchases, they assumed it was fraud
A List Of Good Daves

-Daves who love Karkat
-Daves who love John
-Daves who love Terezi
-Daves who love Jade
-Daves who love Tavros
-Daves who love anyone they love
-Daves with PTSD
-Daves who had a good life
-Daves who are Knight of Time
-Daves who had other classpects
-Daves who are human
-Daves who are troll
-Daves who cry a lot
-Daves who laugh a lot
-Daves who love themself
-Daves who hate themself
-Daves who are Trickster
-Daves who are other AUs
-Daves who love rapping
-Daves who understand quadrants
-Daves who don’t understand quadrants
-Daves who love being kin
-Daves who hate being kin
-Daves who don’t feel accepted as kin
-Daves who question their kin
-Daves with memories
-Daves without memories
-Daves who smile
-Daves who frown
-Daves who are tall
-Daves who are short
-Daves who have full lips
-Daves who have big noses
-Daves who arent “conventionally” attractive
-Daves who *are*
-Daves who are Asian
-Daves who are Hispanic
-Daves who are POC
-Daves who are white
-Daves who are tan
-Daves who are pale
-Daves with naturally white hair
-Daves with naturally blonde hair
-Daves who dye their hair
-Daves who *dont* die their hair
-Daves who are cis
-Daves who are trans
-Daves who are nonbinary
-Daves who are godtier
-Daves who aren’t godtier
-Daves who died
-Daves who didnt
-All Daves
-Every single Dave is good
-Every single one of you
-Don’t forget that
-I love you

Jaha didn’t get it backwards, he just looked at one side of the coin. Flip heads, Clarke centers him. Flip heart, Bellamy centers her. They center each other–they’re just on the wrong side to realize it.

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It’s been one year since I’ve created this blog and I seriously cannot believe what a great experience I’ve had so far. I don’t do follow forevers, despite reaching follower goals here & there because I am uncreative and lazy, but I really wanted to make one to mark this occasion and to let my followers know what blogs/people have kept my dash ((and my blog)) looking exceptionally beautiful. Special shoutout to the followers who aren’t full or at all BTS blogs but follow me despite not being multifandom most of the time! ily.

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1- Who is the most affectionate?
2-Big spoon/Little spoon?
3-Most common argument?
4-Favorite non-sexual activity?
5-Who is most likely to carry the other?
6-What is their favorite feature of their partner’s?
7-What’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?
8-Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate?
9-Who worries the most?
10-Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?
11-Who tops?
12-Who initiates kisses?
13-Who reaches for the other’s hand first?
14-Who kisses the hardest?
15-Who wakes up first?
16-Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer?
17-Who says I love you first?
18-Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?)
19-Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first?
20-What do their family/friends think of their relationship?
21-Who is more likely to start dancing with the other?
22-Who cooks more/who is better at cooking?
23-Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?
24-Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times?
25-Who needs more assurance?
26-What would be their theme song?
27-Who would sing to their child back to sleep?
28-What do they do when they’re away from each other?
29-one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart.
30-one headcanon about this OTP that mends it.            

  • Peter: Start talking, Deadpool
  • Wade: Okay, if you could be a vacation, would you be skiing, or-
  • Peter: [punches Wade]
  • Wade: Ow! My favourite face!
  • Peter: I'm serious, explain
  • Peter:
  • Peter: Skiing? Really?
  • BELLARKE s1, a summary: eye contact, i dont like you, i dont like you, princess, eyes contact, angst, angst, THAT'S WHO YOU ARE, eye contact, touching each other, LEADERS, eye contact, smiling, I NEED YOU, FORGIVENESS, LEADERS, touching touching touching, fliRTING, smILING, lauGHING, GUNS GUNS GUNS, eye contact, worried about each other!!!, neeerds, LEADERS, flirting, trusting each other, LEADERS LEADERS LEADERS, worrying about eaCH OTHER
  • BELLARKE s2, a summary: HUG ALERT HUG ALERT, heart eyes, GUUUNS, FORGIVENESS, subtle "together", worrying about each other, trusting each other, protecting each other, LEADERS, GUNS, worrying about each other!!!, I CANT LOSE YOU TOO, worrying about each other!!!, LEADERS, I WAS BEING WEAK (aka i love you too much), worrying about each other!!!, SMILING, eye contact!!!, LEADERS, TO-GE-THERRR, FORGIVENESS, cheEK KISS, SAD HUG SAD HUG, may we meet again
  • BELLARKE s3, a summary: worrying about each other!!!, ready to die for each other!!!, WE CANT LOSE CLARKE, angst, angst, ANGST, you need me? you left ME, angst, angst, angst, HAND HOLDING, angst, angst, eyE CONTACT, EYE CONTACT, taking care of each other!!!, HAND CARESSING, worrying about each other!!!, running into each other arms, LEADERS, worried worried worried, angst, FORGIVENESS, WE NEED EACH OTHER BELLAMY, TOGETHERRRRRRRR, HUG HUG HUG HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG, TOGETHER!!!, LEADERS, touching, worrying about each other, eye contact, LEADERS, I TRUST /YOU/, worrying about each other!!!, saving each other!!!, LEADERS, I BELIEVE YOU, STUPID JOKES TO REASSURE THE OTHER, hanD HOLDING!!!, worrying about each other!!!, touching, touching, so much touching, WE WE WE (aka subtle "together")
  • BELLARKE s4, a summary: inappropriate flirting, worrying about each other, partners and co-leaders, PRINCESS, WEIRD WINK, eye contacts, MARRIED AF, suffering together, DAY TRIP #2, SMILEEEESSSSS, "YOU KEEP HER CENTERED / YOU GOT IT BACKWARDS", watching each other sleep!!!, SAVING EACH OTHER'S ASS OVER EVERYONE ELSE'S!!!, "IF I'M ON THAT LIST, YOU'RE ON THAT LIST", HAND NUZZLING, GIVING EACH OTHER'S HOPE, TAKING CARE OF EACH OTHER, worrying about each other, DRAMATIC EYE CONTACTS, SaViNg EaCh OtHeR oVeR eVeRyOnE eLsE!!!, casual touches???, wORRYING ABOUT EACH OTHER BECAUSE WHAT ELSE IS NEW, rover rover rover, saving each other AGAIN!!!, ALMOST LOVE CONFESSION, PARTNERS, MORAL SUPPORT, SAVING EACH OTHER, ANGGGSSSSTTTTT, ANGST ANGST ANGST, standing side by side even in hard times, TALKING ABOUT THEIR PROBLEMS, WEIRD ASS FLIRTING IN THE ROVER, MAKING EACH OTHER SMILE, SAVING EACH OTHER, WORRYING ABOUT EACH OTHER, co-leaders!!!, SAD HUG SAD HUG, HEART & HEAD, MARRIED WITH CHILDREN TO COMFORT!, wooorrrryyyying abouuuuttttt eaaaacchhhh oooothhhheeerrrr!!!!, ANGST, FEEELIIINNGGGSSSS, angst angst angst, The Notebook shit, missing each other!!!
Things stage managers can never have too much of:

•sticky notes
•black pants
•gaff tape
•patience with the director
•naps in the booth
•respect from the cast!
•black shirts
•did I already mention food?